MST3K Blood Waters of Dr. Z - Shoe-polishing human, soon you will pay!

[imagineerboi]

Ah yes, my friend the sqeegie. I love you.

[BroadwayNewYork18]

Sargasm

WILL YOU JUST COME DOWN

I love you crow

49-54 seconds so funn

[BroadwayNewYork18]

Sargasm

WILL YOU JUST COME DOWN

I love you crow

[Megaloryan]

My shoes exploded at how funny this host seg was! Crow ftw.

[Michaeljack81]

Funniest host segment ever!

[Sauron338]

At just the right moment... ATTACK!

[vtyhw]

What fall number is that for Crow? I think #3 out of 10ish.

[ctdsnark]

I'm reminded of the host segment from "Operation Double 007",where Joel attempts an impersonation of the movie's villian,through largely ineffectual bombastic strutting,set to the villian's theme music.

[anemicroyaltea69]

@ctdsnark "I know!" *struts around, puffing cigar*

hahahaha

[rsilkw2]

Ah, why it isn't my good friend the squeegee, I love you.

[albee1000]

Okay, you know what? We all need to stop what we're doing right now, pool our cash, and all chip in to buy Crow either a restraining harness (to keep him on the ground) or a parachute. This makes it, what, five times he's fallen from the ceiling?

[RRVCrinale]

@albee1000 Well I don't see why because of his durable molybdenum frame, but he seems lightweight enough. Maybe just an umbrella...

[Mahanfan]

Every time my friends and I watched this host segment in college (I taped this ep *looks innocent*), we'd crack up, especially at Crow's remarks about the squeegee.

[masticina]

A fitting skit for that damn movie.

[EatenbyPillows]

"Aaahh yes my good friend the squeegie I love you"

[PhilWithCoffee]

My kitty does that. He sneaks up on you, stalks, and at the right moment....ATTACKS! This reminds me of him :-)

[lockhedp38]

sargasm

[RRVCrinale]

ATTACK!