Picard eating sandwich seductively

[TheMadFedje]

I'm gonna learn that monologue and reference it obscurely with the patrick stewart voice

[Dtoburn2]

When I was a young starfleet officer...well I forgot the story but your mother is a whore.

[Dtoburn2]

That scene was hilariously long and irrelevant to the plot of the episode. awesome

[flowertrue]

Looks like an elementary school sandwich. A real man could eat about 6 of those sandwiches

[2490debrick]

Like a true commoner having a drink while still chewing!

[DraculaCronqvist]

Picard, greatest Star Fleet Captain the Federation has ever seen.

[bravepercennius]

Picard's face at 0:28

He did NOT want to share that sammich.

[mlee2001]

What kind of pussy sandwich was that? This is how they feed the Captain of the flagship in the line? Wtf! Freakin replicator needs to replicate some Roast Beef on that bitch!

[ixonixas]

Picard, you have a ninja with big boobs in ur ship

[MrRafaelBCK]

I was an undisciplined, loud-mouth opinionated young man WAY out of his league...

That talks while chewing.

[aarontheman9196]

i wasnt sensing seduction here, just picard telling a badass story. you shouldve labeled this badass story or something.

[Sandbright]

@aarontheman9196

I respect your opinion. But seriously, check out this vid:

youtube.com/watch?v=28YcuYjge5­4

[Abolisher1]

These sandwiches are too thin, just give me the plate.

[phantomofopera91]

Press 4 a few times

[phantomofopera91]

That scene should've been about a minute long

[451harri]

Wait, wait, wait.... am I seeing into the mind of a slashfic writer or something?

[DGneoseeker1]

It's a trap...

[WebVManReturns]

At 0:35, the sandwich has a bite taken out of it.

[WebVManReturns]

If I had a food replicator, I would totally use it for sandwiches.... No seriously. I would probably make the exact same sandwich with potato chips, and a Cherry Coke. Or root beer. Or Dr. Pepper.

[mahdogzbite]

Lemme get this straight? Picard got asked if he was ever married and he starts telling Wesley how he got ass-raped by three aliens???

[mahdogzbite]

Sandwiches? Really???

If I had a food replicator, I'd have steak or lobster dinners every single day.

[qwertypower9]

@mahdogzbite Hey now, nothing can compare to a simple pepperoni and cheese sandwich with some iced tea on the side, even in the future.

[kamenkojistonira]

3:51 Picard said he loled.

[NyxFTW]

Wesley was like the Shia Lebouf of the 90's.

[pchalas]

you think with replicators they could have a decent meal instead of sandwiches.

[Anarchist86ed]

@pchalas Like roast beef and colby jack cheese sandwiches side of potato chips and ice cold cherry coke.

Fuckers and their misuse of such technology...

[CanadianPolybius]

Of course it was before the Klingons joined the Federation :P

THEY NEVER DID

[Anarchist86ed]

@CanadianPolybius Yes they did. As allies.

[qwertypower9]

@CanadianPolybius Come on, Dude. Get your head out of the 22nd century.

[CanadianPolybius]

@qwertypower9

Its not my fault! I hate those Klingons taking our jobs! xD

[ronodar]

Friday night on the town for Picard: hit the clubs, get some space shots, insult some aliens, get into a fist fight, get stabbed in the heart, get patched up, and then sleep off the vicoden and booze

[ocerg1111]

i like wesley more now than i did back then.

[Pigganon]

SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG!

[PeyoteIguana]

i love how he chews it like a little old man

[rapemagic]

well that was shit

[bradenmikael]

... must be "cuuushious ... "

[masterofall66]

Oh man. Oh God.

Oh man.

Oh god oh man

[vyvyansmine]

Oh BABY!!

[deppgurl150]

WTF IS THIS? I AM JEALOUS OF A SANDWICH!!!!

[Sismiques]

3:52 I LOL'd.

[Callirgos1]

What if Steve Brule had a starship?

[kriszium]

,,wouldn't you ever married?"

,,I WAS ENGAGED!!!"

[spikybry]

food replicators can make anything and they eat crustless sandwiches?

[LeighAndrew]

@spikybry its a traditional english things, having tea and eating cucumber sandwhiches, like tea and scones

[TheVideoRadioStar]

What episode is this from???

[Spoonicus44]

@TheVideoRadioStar Samaritan Snare

[JadeSune]

The ninja put the bite back though.

[zugadi]

@JadeSune It was a fast replacement movement!

[Roadracer987654321]

Who Remembers Peter Graves Lines from the Movie Airplane. When he was talking as an Airline Captain to the Smal lBoy on his Knee in the Control are of the Commercial Jetliner.. Joey, have you ever seen ...... ? LOL

[MsJK21]

Seductive? Not so much. Go to tezjznL9NzM for a real seduction-with-food scene!

[zee339]

Wesely, have you ever watched gladiator movies?

[Akkadianvolcano]

at 4:29 that was a threat

[Tijnvaassen]

Later that day... Wesley couldn't sit down anymore.

[Jamiroquaivi]

Shock, certainly, at the sight of a sarated metal sticking throught my chest. Sudden giddy warmth, in facted I do actually remember that I LOLED

[zugadi]

thumbs up if you couldn't see the ninja that bit the sandwich at 0:38

[sailorchibonmoon]

@zugadi epic

[cvhashim]

@zugadi haha

[CygnusX1981]

@zugadi That wasn't a ninja, it was a temporal disturbance in the time continuum that happens when Picard throws a napkin. The timeline was restored when Wesley put it on his lap. Then Picard bit the sandwich. Good thing Picard didn't throw too many napkins.

[MikeH1986MikeH]

Blowjob, he means blow job.

[MikeH1986MikeH]

You know what he means by sandwich.

[wizer900]

Audio Caption Translator translated it 'lol'

[theeffectivegunman]

i remember hating this show when i was younger now im i enjoy it :)

[Freddran]

@theeffectivegunman exact opposite...

[7j8i9m]

Eating friggen space sandwiches, on your space plates. And drinking coffee out of a science beaker. I don't know what the hell is up with that. There's some damn soundpoofing on the walls like Worf likes to jam on drums when he's off-duty and he uses the shuttle because Crusher got all pissy one time. Or whatever. With a black napkin to, probably hide his erection under, alone with a young boy, talking through bites of sandwich. I don't know. Anyway. What I'm trying to say is, this scene is gay.

[Crazygamer3601]

OMG Picard LOL'd.

[Malocosa]

LOL, you Trekkies are such sick Fucks, and I love it!

[heymrk]

I would have rather seen a young, badass Picard than a bitchy Chris Pine Kirk.

[PGulasch]

"In Fact, I do... actually remember, that I lol'd."

[hellscruel]

i'm the 104,666th viewer AHHHH

[phazon55]

Only Picard would laugh at being impaled.

[missinterpreted65]

i thought the way he was eating with both hands was actually kinda cute not seductive

[GGDeimos]

Sexy man eating a sexy sandwhich talking to a sexy ensign also eating a sexy sandwhich... Mmmmm... Wish I could've been there...

[sadailinikada86]

Picard : I LOL'D

[TheJosh1111111111111]

long story short Picard done went to a hole in the wall tolld a yo mama joke and done got shanked. heres a sandwich bitch.

[joker777x]

Captain Picard touched me funny in the pants.

[21whitworth12]

Nomnomnom sandvich

[RoronoaEmi]

only Picard would laugh after his heart's been run through.

[wight1984]

@adiostraitorobama

The Klingons having joined the Federation was dropped after the first few seasons. There are a few small references to it before then, like this one.

[powergenx0]

He likes to munch on sandwhiches ;)

[MajikkaniHand]

@powergenx0 Indeed. He was in a 'sandwich' with those aliens before one of them impaled him.  He had to go to the hospital...shows you how dangerous sandwiches can be, eh? -.<

[Thisnameistaken11]

Picard cuts his crusts off. I knew it!

[w0lf101]

@Thisnameistaken11

Not true, the replicator does it for him ;)

[Amar7605]

Tens of thousands of courses programmed in the replicator and Picard eats a white bread sandwich with coffee? What the hell?? I would have been, "Would you care for another filet mingon, Wesley?"

[BobbyTubes]

@Amar7605

Sometimes nothing beats a good sandwich.

;)

And I don't think the replicators on shuttles are not as capable as the ones on the Enterprise. That food isn't just created out of nothing.

[Amar7605]

@BobbyTubes Sure. The toilet waste has to go somewhere.

[BobbyTubes]

@Amar7605

I bet they just transport it out into space using a wide dispersal setting. :D :P

Wow I know way to much about how Star Trek stuff works don't I? Fear my Trek knowledge! :P

[Amar7605]

@BobbyTubes Regarding the release of waste, I think we all use a wide dispersal setting from time to time! :-) And I don't fear the Trek knowledge, but I sure do respect it!

[Brixxlnator]

My mind even gayed this conversation up. Im German and therefore is misheard the part at the beginning where he said "You want some coffe, Ensign?". I mishear "Ensign" for "Handsome" =D

[CAinfowarrior]

Damn, that sandwich looks fucking bomb. lol.

[C0mmanderEddingt0n]

wow what an advanced age they live in! The sandwiches...they have no crust !!!

[TheRealGrimRainbow]

Super hot. All Metaphor.  All Napkin.

[CaRcypher]

i love this ep, because Wesley is really there to look out for the captain , also what Picard tells Wesley is still one of the legendary stories he always talks about, and also relives the act again

[darlordthecynic]

say what any of you will about this scene. i fail to see anything except for one hell of a story teller and actor.

[Amrithril]

@darlordthecynic I agree with you...The story was so engrossingly told by Picard that I quite believed that the whole accident had actually happened to a young galactic star field officer. Then I remembered it's only 2011. =.=" Forever alone.. (P.S. Never quite got the gross gay undertones either. )

[Amar7605]

2:10 Oh Wesley, you idiot - the Klingons never joined the Federation!

[jannikmt]

@Amar7605 yes they did...

[Amar7605]

@jannikmt No, they did not. The Klingons allied with the Federation, not joined the Federation.

[wight1984]

@Amar7605

Inconsistencies in Star Trek? Never... :oP

[BobbyTubes]

@Amar7605

That made me mad too.

[kateseroonie]

HA! Picard LoL'd

[kwolf71]

At the end, when he offers Wesley another sandwhich, doesn't the hand he's holding the plate in, switch from his left to his right during the cut? Is that a continuity blunder?

[ODSTHelljumper]

3:50.

Picard lol'd

[Singsonggirl]

Okay, anyone elses' head spinning from all the homosexual subtext?

[tokutom]

"Were you always this disciplined?" He's not going to turn Wesley!

[ILGAR93]

He is so awsome he LOLs when he is impaled!

[goodbyelonglive44]

@1:00 I just get horny..

[goodbyelonglive44]

disgusting to film people eat..for god sake before going to space learn good manners...

[dudee789]

All Wesley wanted was another sandwich

[smithinson77]

LOL Picard dosent eat crust

[halomasterchief14]

sandwiches that aren't replicated?

[101AnimeProductions]

Lol lovely

[JohnWoo]

LOL. Looking at the title, I thought Picard was the chick.

[naravul]

lame scene

[SexyStarTrekGirl82]

Stupid westley! Of course Picard fought them and won!!! Why is he even wondering that... stupid kid

[Xifihas]

Only Picard could speak so casually about a near-death experience.

[Googlagahummike]

Imagine if they had to do multiple takes of this.... So many sandwiches!!!

[myagalactic]

i find him a wow but saying he eats seductively was so funny

[startrekkin1701]

where women are concerned, i am in COMPLETE control.

im not a wesley hater, but i just laughed my head off there.

[juggleknot]

@startrekkin1701 he wouldn't have said that if there were women within earshot

[Lukergamer]

@startrekkin1701 Wesley's more of a men guy, so that's why he's uncomfortable near Picard and not near women.

[sirjohnrambo]

TNG needs one at least one more movie, Shatners crew was way older in star trek 6 and that was one of the best TOS movies

[weinmj]

rif raf? WTF only Picard *shakes head*

[Nagneto]

1:17: That look says; SHUT UP WESLEY. LOL

[trimi38]

@Nagneto lawl

[1kissbee]

SHUTUP WESELEY force of habit. this will go on the "things i learned from star trek"

[toms1266]

Sandwich, Earl Grey, hot

[Docthal010]

@toms1266 sandwich and a young boy in spandex..Hot

[FXBBXF]

...i Hope that it was a chick who described it as eating a sandwich seductively.

[DazzieMetallikat]

@FXBBXF

LOL XD

[BigPointyStick]

hotttttt

[MrDampkring]

Only panseys cut the crust of a sandwich

[steffankaizer]

didn´t wes already get impaled throu the back in some early q episode?

[utscuba]

@steffankaizer Yes but it was Q's fault. Q gave Riker powers and. . . Long story short, Q revived him or something.

[BicycleRider09]

"I actually remembered it. I LOLed" xD

[tsannick]

Those sandwiches look good!

[BwZTheTouch]

You've got a weird definition of "seduction", mate XD Please don't try to seduce your date by eating like that ;-)

[JaniceUvonneTaylor]

3:31-3:41

[AntiFreeze202]

@JaniceUvonneTaylor

Haha I see what you did there.

[Huckxxx]

"dead rough" lol

[lightupnat92]

Only Picard would use a napkin for a sandwich

[eydukackbratze]

@lightupnat92

Wouldn't wanna ruin that neat space suit...

[GundamFanDeluxe00]

@lightupnat92 Hell no me 2 -_- Always keap a napkin in ur puch :D

[turboaaa]

**yawn**

[Organasum]

Mr. Crusher was extreamly hot back then.

[TheDarloSaint]

Ive seen this clip over and over again throughout the years and i can see no seduction in here, and if there was any (which there wasnt) i must have missed something....This clip could be used to advertise whole-grain bread. however those sandwiches look appealing....

[ScientiaVeritasEtLux]

Are you kidding me? This wasn't seductive at all. waste of time...well, not really, because i love star trek. But still, you're a loser.

[honeypeanuts300]

@ScientiaVeritasEtLux i think the poster was being sarcastic smart one

[zombiepopesinc]

if someone who has never seen star trek before will just think that this show is about men in lycra talking about women and eating sandwiches, then talking about 'galactic riffraff', followed by racist comments towards aliens and talking about 'giddy warmth and LOLing'.

And then eating more sandwiches...

[ScubaSteve228]

I hate Wes, he's such a little dooooooshie

[Frost3784]

I love how the early years of the show depict the Klingons as being part of the Federation, but then Season 3 comes along and it's all... nevermind! lol

[LastPhyrexian]

somewhat devious joint-lock

[mjhenderson0]

"Galactic riffraff" ^_^

[dinamamma991]

"Devious joined lock".... "Impaled".... Only Picard can make a straight man derive such homoerotic thoughts from a story of a fight of life and death with outer space aliens.

[IWantMyVisionBack]

@dinamamma991

Nope, you're just homosexual.

Watching this I can see the gay undertones, but it didn't result in gay thoughts in my head.

Peace & Positivity.

[dinamamma991]

It is every man woman or dogs dream to have Picard treat you to a sandwich in a cramped shuttlecraft.

[progressivescan09]

dude he chews the same piece for like a minute XD

[xGAARAxGIRLx]

no, the hottest scene is where data shows beverly where his off switch is.

[maniclehedgehog]

The essence of Picards story was this, "The guy impaled me through the heart, and I lolled."

[strokadellic]

I feel so seduced right now...but then again...I'm a total whore.

[cool79606]

pause at 0:39 picard's sandwich already had a bite on it... then on 0:42 no bite on picard's sandwich lmao!

[MacGyverinSpace]

@cool79606 MAGIC FUTURE SANDWICH

[jimmyboy99]

He'sjust nomin' that thing.

[yikesmyeyes]

3:47 wesley is like "STOP TALKING NOW!"

[SamxRxI]

Picard. Is. BADASS.

[darkfirezero]

Did anyone see the continuity error? xD

[spcyamada808]

Yes, in the future, not much in sandwich technology has changed. Basic design remains the same. In this case an advanced diagonal cut was chosen. Looks like egg sandwich. I wonder if they actually used a replicator for the sandwich? I mean it's so simple to make.

[jimmyboy99]

@spcyamada808  Yes but I'm sure they didn't keep those shuttle crafts fully stocked with the groceries required to make something that simple. All the ingredients would have been replicated anyway so why not just replicate the samich?

[MARGARELON]

Picard lols at your pitiful attempt to kill him by impaling him on your weapon. Most hardcore captain in the entire starfleet and of all times!

[MistoxDialore]

Mmmm, that voice.

[dudelikesWoW]

"I 'laughed out loud', as the kids are so fond of saying."

[snapagog1]

''Was this before the Klingons joined the Federation?" - shut up Wesley, not for another 200 years...

What a ridiculous scene.

[ethicks00]

man i can't believe how ugly wesley crusher got.

[misuiki6324]

"i actualy rember i lol'd"

[Steak3131]

I'm suprised Picard didn't say 'Shut up Wesley.'