Homestuck - Equius: Advertise Shamwow

[strikerempress12]

STRONG ADVERTISEMENT!!!

[Sasorislovery]

wipe your car...OHHHH Kar!

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

Technically dingbats sitting on the stand still.

[TheNoeky]

jacksfilms XD

[HollyleafShadows]

3QU1US 1S TH1S YOU >:?

[EbitetsuOurobunny]

1:04 = Fits Eridan perfectly.

[xPixelPizzlex]

STRONG sponge!

[Regerda]

"What Girls Do In The Car"

...

Why is that in the related videos.

[stencilsparkler]

that sponge at 0:07 should have looked like kanaya XD

[xXGrellxCielXx]

"All the single ladies, All the single ladies."

[himitsumonban]

punch it out

[Yukiscookies]

Is better than sex!!!

[DeathByZombiez]

Gamzee was so badly drawn it was beautiful

[TheInsaneWombat]

Wipe your other boat? What about my miniature boat inside my other boat? Huh?!

[Saberking14]

Awesome

[RowdaKitty]

Kanaya sponge? 0:07

[TheInfinitePower007]

I want it so I can wipe my Kar

[Scatterss]

Poor Tavros is a thing.

[01Ascii]

people find wipe your kar funny, but i think wipe your boat is funnier.

boat=ship

[FlyingZamora]

LOL. so i saw this one time, and i was like, WTF is this?

...

then i read homestuck. i saw this. i was like, BUAHAHAHA!

[ACIDtoaster]

i need a towel

[bizzaremagenta]

But can the Jegus Christ Sponge soak up all of Equius' awkward sweating? 0.o

[SuperZergMan]

@bizzaremagenta He would need a Jegus Chist Towel for that.

[MineCraftRussia]

LOL.

Bro: I'm not gonna lie i'm pretty damn impressed with this sponge.

[xCinderDragonx]

Kayana is a... sponge?

[dragongirl112795]

I'd buy it.

[TheKingOfCretins]

This is now my headcanon Equius voice.

[zukosfangirl11]

Jack Douglass? Is that you?

YESSSSSSSSS

[xCinderDragonx]

i didnt know davesprite was an RV...

[kitwish]

LOLYES

[Kamithefluffy]

holy shit the caption r AMAZING

[shadowd151]

"We're marrying for money!" "WOW!"

[Atlantalover17]

Friends infected then do the tissues!

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OH CAPTIONS! XD

[StarA148]

It's better than sex!

Lol

[ThoseGuysPodcast]

i died when he said wipe your kar! XD

[SteamBirds]

"Technicality dingbats"

I lost it when Google transcribed that

[Tygerisme101]

Why do I feel like the Shamwow person sounds like sassy gay friend?

[DwessieMMD]

YES.

But also, it sucks to be them xD They get so tortured in these things.

[SteamBirds]

And now for some paid testamonials.

[ikunoichi1]

oh no, party foul. o;

[SodapopSuckinVampire]

I LOVE THIS xD!

[TheDevilishReaper]

"that's not tomato juice."

Poor Karkat :(

[RibbonBBY]

FAIL. EQUIUS?! ITS ERIDAN AND EQUIUS

[xKoraxAyomex]

Fry those two years!

[punkwitchanime]

Dave sprite= RV

[ModelNumber15]

Yes. That's all that needs to be said.

[personqwer4321]

I hate it when the top comments are basically the same.

[imsostupidyay]

Honey could you help me clean the kar

kat

[akatsukiaurora123]

all the single ladies, all the single ladies. </3

[spacesfragment]

ERIDAN'S FACES IN THE BEGINNING ARE FUCKING PRICELESS

[nightfall1488]

all the single ladies....all the single ladies :'(

[RMMBound]

Who else noticed Karkat having thumb when flipping Terezi off? that's an invitation, guys.

[HiOkamiProductions]

Jegus Christ thats neat<3

[birdhouse49]

'All the single ladies, *tears* all the single ladies."

[cherrybabe121]

I CAN'T.

[XredInkx]

jegus christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[smars17]

All the single ladies = March Eridan.

YES.

[HazardFault]

jesus fuck every bit of this video is just as great as the last

this deserves thousands and thousands of views, because I pretty much lost my shit

[windspank530]

I might as wwell point this out: that vvoice at the beginnin wwould wwork better for Eridan.

[NeonHeartpenguin]

brb dieing in awesome. <33

[TheDerpEffect]

Equius...headcanon??? 0_0

[AdmiralCirno]

If my headcanon wasn't already GeneralIvan's OVERLY MANLY Equius then I'd probably have Vince instead.

[laynabby1]

Wipe your Kar!

TEEHEE.

[PurpleYorshee]

the captions

fjghgha

[Zoosmelllord]

@PurpleYorshee Wouldn't people who are deaf be confused the fuck out of?

[KawaiiNekoArtist]

Wipe your Kar. Lol

[GracellaLaMagica]

Equius .. your voice is lance... now and forever. :I you have ruined me. <3

[arianamiyuki]

@GracellaLaMagica I imagined his voice to be more gravelly. :)

[HeavenWolf108]

This--

This is the future of cleaning.