2 Weeks Notice

[nutella1ful]

Kind of a Tina Fey wannabe but; funny. Be better with Jack Donaghee there.

[bigDbigDbigD]

Yeah!!!!

[hapibth0pel3ss]

hah my mom has to go through this EVERY SINGLE DAY lol

[ziradith]

LOL...this video is so funny! =D

[katwomansz]

You really show us the way to dress like a movie star in the workplace. You look like a movie star head to toe.

I guess the guys love it too when you use a few episodes to show off your great legs.

[southerntechy]

nice legs

[RedeadDie]

That's why I'm leaving my work tomorrow. Yay!

[MylesHeathB]

hahaha i love it when you bash her head into her desk sometimes i want to do that to my coworkers

[Lizigurl]

hahahaha great one!!! "I LOVE wilted ham and cheese sandwiches! mmmm!!!"

[youngsinfo]

Good one!

[Erisad89]

I love that look on your face at the very end of the video. xD

[yinyang007]

love the video it is so funny!!Thanks for posting!!

[spungeeman]

lurvely shoes, and nice gams to go with 'em!

[anonymous0005]

you should be on comedy central!! you go girl

[cubefarm]

thanks!!! I'd love to be :)

[chrissegur]

HAHAHA......yes I think everyone thought of this atleast once :D Love your videos.....keep it up ;)

[illbesoome]

I have a "dream...sequence". Excellent! Thank you for brightening up my "cubescent" day with the thoughts of planning, writing down, memorizing, and finally, blissfully, executing my own "notice"...Ahh, Happy Thoughts :)

[brocczz]

fantastic...ain't fantasy worderful?

[flans44]

More legs Kim! =)

[Defender78]

woo hoo the leg shot at 2: 08 is cool! YAY

[youngsinfo]

hay run away with me!

[mattzer0]

lol that was awesome

[brentseay]

Incredible wink towards the end haha.

[DUBS5419]

lol. this was great.

[Bigredgumball]

Ohhhh someday...someday...twitch  twitch

[bsg2112]

Marry me. Just............... marry me, k? :-D

[Nathan8749]

that's hot.

[swonetchko]

Was that your real boss, by the way?

[gymer15]

is cubefarm a cuban farmer? they grow good tobacco.

[myallforhim]

Hay dios mio...she is soo funny...I had a week like that

[Falcor119]

LOL -- Ohh man.. you just got a new subscriber. You are HILARIOUS!

[flyingarch1]

Kim, do you write your own material? These videos of yours are professional class comedy.

Thanks and please, don't give us a "2 weeks notice".

[cubefarm]

thanks flyingarch1! yes, I do...some of the ideas are from emails I get, then I just improvise off of them. This one was my own personal fantasy ;)

[mapgoon]

I am in love with Le Kim de la Cube.

[BigBrotherWii]

This is WAY too hilarious! Great thing I subscribed to you CubeFarm!

[BlackWolfMan2]

hahahahaha she's so funny. lovely just lovely

[griffon2000]

I just discovered you. Wow! Brains and Beauty, wrapped up in a sense of humor! I love you! :-)

I want to see you on TV! I hope you get rich!

[zenithbay]

You're not only Absolutely Gorgeous, You're pretty funny...I've been a cube dweller for a long time...and boy, Did I ever screw unwisely...! Best Wishes...You'll go Far-

[magikbymoonlight]

Lmao "perhaps I could use you as a reference in case anyone wants to know what it's like to work in hell I can say, 'Just call this bitch up!'". You totally cracked me up here.

[Seethroo]

"Aye yall!" Kim has gotten hundreds of thousands of hits about how much viewers love Cube Girl. With all that traffic coming thru, I think we should start a petition for producing a nice pilot for her to be picked up by the Comedy Central network. I think her whimsical-style of humor and undeniable good looks could win over any audience and make her the best thing to happen to them since Chappelle's Show.

[danjoehow]

Just Wonderful ;D

[hello55501]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

[kapal1am]

this chick is officially AWESOME!! Not only is she hot enough that I'd want to mount (even if it meant keeping it in the family), but she's also so damn funny, I don't think I could climax the way I'm supposed to when listening to a southern belle's accent.  I love you!!! Will you marry me?

[nickschuyler]

Cmon Piltdown Man, give her some space.

[jamienichole2]

haha that was funny

[mundovacio]

Great smiles great breasts great southern accent

[reed338]

SEXY SHOES!!!!!!!!!

[ikkebra]

"mmhmmm"  LOL

[randybobbitt]

You're funny. Great Performance. Make more!

[ekiporocket]

GREAT is a small word to depict this one Kim!

and yes they sure are watching this ;)

[agent6998Productions]

LOL. Show her!

[sponkoo]

TOTALLY! lol! GO GIRL!

[Earthlinked]

TWO WEEKS NOTICE??? When is the last time that a company laid you off and gave you a two weeks notice? When it is time to go - GO!! Let them figure it out when you are not there!!

[machaeroguy]

baa-hahahahahha

[SkyArcParks2007]

That is awesome! She's such a bitch, just like my lead at Cedar Point!!

[Chaeley]

lmfao THAT WOMAN'S BLANK EXPRESSION AT 1:07. <3 <3 <3

[Suddenhorizon]

Great Video! This one just got me to subscribe!

[mmacintosh321]

I think I'm in love with you.

[johnnyjohn58]

i know im in love with her

[RegularGuy321]

This was wonderful. Keep up the good work!

[enigmasboy]

This is the best yet! that is exactly how i feel! "oh John I didnt know i was on a confrence call with you" I hate that!

[patriotlad2k]

We posted an embedded video link to this hilarious cubefarm report and it has gotten over 1040 views, and hopefully some new subscribers !! You rock !!!

[cubefarm]

thanks for spreading the 'News !!! :)

[gagit]

Kim you sure are a cuty, I have fun watching your pretty face, i smile the whole time.

[EchoVT]

Beautiful!

[teridafical]

Hilarious, great video. Did you film this or have someone else film you?

[cubefarm]

Thanks! My producing partner shoots all the videos.

[NietzscheNu]

I luuuuv that!

NietzscheNu

[docevil003]

Loved the part about, 'thanks for the leftovers... wilted ham sandwiches'... so true. At my place the leftover breakfast meeting food is offered at right about lunch time.... mmmmmm stale donuts for lunch....

[iMarkers]

hahaah for some reason i love that sound of the crisp clickity clack keys and then the chime at the beginning... its like... refreshing for some weird weird reason xD

[syncdancer]

I think you really enjoyed making that one a little too much;p

[razellicious]

See now I have to subscribe! You have made my day! Thank you!

[cubefarm]

thank you :)

[BoliFX78]

Your so damn HOT *Caliente* and funny! Love it.

[NietzscheNu]

And ten days to enjoy their suffering to boot!

NietzscheNu

[ManTigerBMW]

OMG hillarious..

[HuntTheOrder]

I love your accent.

-Nate

[robertanton]

Tha's some fantasy you have there. Tell her like it is. ROFLMAO>.

[mattrox99]

I love your smile in the beginning, Kim!!

[br1ancrowell]

OMG the fantasy TIP really helps! Thank goodness for Cube News! ...though my co-workers wonder why I'm smilin' so much!

[classicandjazz]

Haha funny, and how many people would love to do that!

[mrblackpool]

Genius, Pure Genius...

[PaperSydney]

LOL.. i can't watch you from my cube, but i love your news. someday the stapler will work. then they'll all be doomed!!

Sydney

[DonkeyofHeaven]

Yes a wonderful fantasy. Kim, your intro-smile is too precious! Satire with a capital S. Thanks.

[zoltarp]

She winked at me!! did you see that?

[tallmomof3]

I laughed so hard at this - WELL DONE, Kim! I love how you never start laughing and you are always serious! Cubefarm rocks!

[DanielAtlantaUtube]

I hate it when they don't tell you when you're on conference call...at least Wendy told you!

Another wonderful Cube News!

[PentiumPete]

Why do people call this comedy: this is how it is! It would be funny if she made it up but this basically describes every manager I've ever had, baring my current one of course who frequently watched YouTube. How do you post these things anonymously anyway? :p

[LLMelvinL]

hahahaha, whip that ass!

[classicandjazz]

Lol funny!

[patriotlad2k]

AM I THE ONLY ONE ? who noticed that Kim is wearing those hot "retro" high heel pumps ? Oh, Lordy, do I loves them southern fried womens !!! Stomp me down and call it a back massage !!! You rock, girl friend.

[HollyToadstool]

Aww I feel kinda sorry for your boss ;) (Or the girl who played it, not sure, but anyways, she did very well and thus rules.) *Hugs to ye both*

[cubefarm]

the 'boss' is a good friend - very good sport too! She does rule indeed:) once upon a time we both worked at the same company

[NeoKitti]

That was a good one. I loved it.

[yancey11]

That "puffy sleeved" dress the boss is wearing....LMAO!

[mikoguy]

Yes, THAT is what gets me through each day.

[Nelsinho86]

LOL the face of that women! hahahaha

[starslivepink]

Wow, it's like you have seen my thoughts.... (dreams) yep, best get back to work now!! :)

Thanks for these.... you ROCK!!!

[lizzy198710190045]

AWESOME!!!.... lol... u rock kim!

[KeroroGunsouTX]

Lol, great stuff!

...and to think, I found this by looking up adult videos of bodybuilding model Melissa Dettwiller.

[LisiBee]

Jeez, how'd you get a camera in MY head???

Love it, keep up the good work!!

[pdavi25]

ROTFL! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! Well done!

[kynoceph]

best one yet!

[magiragorjia]

Oh man I love this. I haven't been a "cube kid" since I left that hell to raise kids full time. It hasn't changed a bit. Rock on, my former cube mates, rock on!

[rainman141968]

roflmao. THis was great?? I want to do that to my boss...lol

[Papaduke]

I hyperventilated I was laughing so much. You top my "Favorite Humans" list.

[nikiryan1]

YAY! a new video!!! KIM please get a tv deal or something.You are hilarious!

niki from the uk

[47lincsled]

Thanks for the latest segment, I think we all look forward to that day. I have to agree with simplydraft you got great legs!

[hetgroenegif]

LOL

[redtail1970]

Awesome vids. Kim sort of sounds like Ani DiFranco with severe accent. But that's a good thing!

[simplydaft]

A new episode at last! I live for this stuff. You're a supremely talented and hysterically funny person. I just love you. Nice legs ;)

[bodhranmaster]

That was too good! Especially the part about a reference in case someone wants to know what it's like to work in hell! "call this bitch up..." HAHAH! Excellent!

[alapakaba]

Love your videos. Funny lady

[krotana5]

"I shall take that with me every where I go"

I love you I will never get enought of ya :D You are fun to watch and enjoy!

[jagemobe]

damn she just beat up a white lady.

[Petraglyph777]

At last! Yet another installment! I was going through withdrawal already. You'd be PERFECT in HR... keep reporting the news, you are waaay cuter than Tom Brokaw. And you know more!!

[iseehaters]

lol

[rgetso]

This video is so true!

[huambo]

You have a fantastic sense of humour, and your delivery is great!

Your also sexeh!

[duncan007319]

You are so funny!!!!!!!!!!

[undrcvrgeek]

Damn!!! You're funny. Thanks for the laughs. Awesome Video...

[gerry2345]

so funny.

[tobiasfunke12]

i love your videos

[carlessants]

Lol!!!!!!! :-)

Awesome!.

[syncdancer]

Now thats what I call Corporate Punishment! That was fantastic. You a hoot.

[pimpmastaskratt]

You're so fuckin funny!!!

[pinkythebrain77]

my entire family is on the floor laughing hysterically

funny stuff as always. U need your own sketch comedy

Rha

[Rachel907]

Lol!

[thechef2007]

You're the greatest! Your videos are so funny and imaginative and TRUE!

[deltanator]

OMG lol! i nearly pissed

[princekiwi05]

they keep getting better the UK loves you

xXx

[reydge]

i lovee you!! ahaha very hilarious! omg i've been waiting FOREVER for the next episode haha

[Treofrog]

Perfect. I hope no one does that to me.

[syncdancer]

LMFAO A woman with brains, a sense of humor, able to wield an attitude in a single bound. Your my hero!

[kacceysue]

love it

[BuddyBoller]

that was awesome - I laughed hard

[wheresthomas]

I feel like that every morning when the girls come in the office after doing 8 hours alone.... thank you for brightening my day!

[newdog2]

WONDERFUL...

I THINK I LOVE YOU...

WAIT A MINUTE...

YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE GUTS TO SAY...

I KNOW I LOVE YOU...

THERE I SAID IT...

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW????

NewDog2, Sarasota, Florida

[tinotako124]

hilarious!!

[h0tbitch35]

lmao!!! ahahah!

[anjo8888]

great stuff...thanks

[embury]

lol That was so funny!

[Callahan420]

hhahaha yay

[gjetter]

you are Great ! I've wanted to smash my boss head in so many times it's sad ... power to the cube dewellers !!!

[adam0056]

You are smokin assed hot and that was awesome!

[jwindsurfer]

kick her, kick her!

[jmcmovie]

Great video. This one just brightened up my day. Thank you! Killer shoes, too...

[briamah2]

Old ham sandwich...worthless.. Banging your bosses head on the desk priceless. This is a Mastercard moment if I ever saw on. Thanks for the laugh

[Ayria]

I dream of that as well, except I replace "boss" with "music director who can't read music".

[kdragon18]

or "professor that don't know jack about the topic"

[chillywhack]

Hahahahaha. Priceless! Your my hero Kim!

[Eiffel84]

haha, i love you kim.

[spydyrman420]

lol

[semourbutts]

yay

[SteveRamone0075]

We all need those little fantasies to get us through. Mine usually involve lesbians, baby oil and an [Edit]

[mcerc1096]

MY GAWD you are beautiful! Please tell me that you are single and live in Idaho!

[chuock]

nice video, your are entertaining to watch.. sexy voice too!

[zhero0]

shudda stomped her head right at the end!  LMAO!

[ZacharyDBrooks]

Where will you get your Christmas candied oysters if you quit?

[sokrayts]

Hahaha. Banging boss's head on the desk. Priceless.

Of course, that would not work on my boss, he has no hair. Thankfully, I actually like my job and my boss (most of the time).

[ninja2140]

Great video. I dream of the 2 weeks notice everyday.

[ChocoGnomesAreEVIL]

lol !

great vid !!!

[sundaypig]

great one ... love to see more coming ...

cheers

[charlessmyth]

Good video and ending. Shame about the tragic shoes :-) How I hate such pointy shoes.

[Michelle5451]

As always, sooooooooooo funny!

[hostime]

so funny! great job kim!!

[unonimuszero]

you are really cute

[youtubski]

Great job!!

[widerangledotcom]

yay! a new one!

[merdedetete]

Kim, LMAO!!! Great vid! The Achiever Stapler!?!

[ditzy279]

hmm i think this every day ... how sad

[ekedini]

well done

[thecrazedmd]

lmao

[dikdikvondik]

Is it wrong that I found the end to be kinda hot??

[poopslingingmonkey]

I'll live vicariously through you :o)

[iMarkers]

HAHAHAHA that was sooooo hilarious xD

[cggj1997]

These are always brilliant. I appreciate your taking your time to plan out CubeNews rather than releasing 4 a week or some such. It brightens my day when I see cubenews in my subscriptions.

[2of6Solutions]

Nice shoes!

[minniesota54]

Loved it! Especially the part about leftover wilted ham sandwiches.

[cjwright79]

That was cute.

Work sucks, moreso if it involves an office.

[nakikita]

Never had that fantasy, nope not ever. LMAO

You know what was missing in that last scene? A stream of yellow water falling on that bitches head. Yup, that would have been perfect. BWAAHAHAHA :)

[nrgins]

yeah!

[andada]

You know, the dream of giving my 2 weeks notice is all that has been getting me through the last few weeks. Although, I don't mind the leftover sandwiches since they're not paying me enough to live on so free food does help. Very funny, great writing, acting and timing. Thank you!

[BigAggie]

Kim - YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah

[SerinaJK]

Woah, good job! You know, most of those corporate executive bitches that just don't seem to "have the time for you" really do deserve that. Your video inspired me :-)

[tps607]

brilliant....and thanks for the ideas.I'm so "old school",I still though you had to have a picture of the boss ****ing a mule to get anywhere....!