The Ultimate Jewstare

[MikeDunn]

Those are some thick ass glasses.

[t1mTV]

if you look close enough you can see their claws.

[SovereignStatesman]

Did they really call this a "Jewstare?"

I thought it was just Larry thinking that he could look someone in the eye, and tell whether or not they were lying-- and of course they always just look back at him, puzzled about what the hell he's doing LOL.

[papalolita]

Jews can't stare too closely at each other. Their big noses would collide.

[TheSkylur44]

@papalolita That's HILARIOUS, you are such a GENIUS, how do you DO it? Did you come up with that comment all by yourself or did you have help from your caretakers at the aslyum?

[TheSkylur44]

@papalolita Oh, you're ARAB, that explains it.

[Twanizzle]

..... Ok.

[sfkitkat]

Dad won!!

[brocklandersfuckyea]

lol i love how his father is like slightly balder and has bigger glasses than him

[moishe5740]

Its this simple; requires no training. Stop thinking. You're only concerned with the relevance of what this person told you, anything else on your mind is mishaghas. Stare into his nose (it doesn't work with the fairer sex) where the eyes meet. Consider slight, unintentional moves of your head but don't let that be your focus. If you can't focus on the stare while moving your head, you're a dumb-idiot, do not attempt. You'll trivialize a legitimate form of communication.

[1983Jacko]

I've attempted the Jew stare 2 weeks ago, it did not go well, I started smiling right in the middle of it and the other person was confused. I gotta get trained by an experienced Jew!

[SovereignStatesman]

@1983Jacko

It never works for Larry... he's always convinced that everyone's lying to him, when in reality he's just paranoid-- like with the weatherman LOL

[womb0womb0]

lol thats hilarious.

[astroboirap]

jew silly fools

[Supi774]

@MirageOne YES.

[beardtrick]

All the this Jew-foolery is making me want to hang wet tissue on the washing line

[joeykong94]

i call it the JEW STARE

:)

[thatg98y6]

i'm sure this scene was done multiple times-who can control laughing when looking closely to those big ass glasses?

[xsdrew19]

were they looking for money?

[MASTURORVO]

Shalom!

[Krautwerk578]

If anything its a 'Larry David stare' not a 'Jew stare'.

[MorshusVagina]

fuckin kikery lmfao

[Njalvis]

It looked like they were going to kiss in the first 7 seconds.

[chica476]

I <3 jews.

[ItsThoseWhiteKids]

.....okay

[thescoutabout]

I laughed when I saw it was 22 seconds long

[gregarious24]

They look like a couple of turtles.

[DoctorMonch]

The soundtrack MAKES this show.

[honghavok]

They look like two old jew turtles staring at each other!

[jameslampert]

These are hilarious, but Larry never really concludes one way or the other if they're lying or not.

[BeyondLame]

i dont know how they didnt burst into laughter

[raleighman3000]

So much Jew-ness that my wallet feels much lighter.

[honghavok]

He's been staring for well over 20 seconds! 

[ArtificialEntity]

They look like two old blind tortoises

[doody884]

jews ftw

[ButchCoolidge22]

OK...

[schmeltingaccident]

JEW POWER

[jaiBavet]

cunning rats lmao

[TheLockon00]

It's like dividing by 0

[kamikrazi123]

his stare never works!

[journeytosilius]

Somewhere in his grave, Hitler is screaming Nooooooooo! Too much... Jewsssssss!!!! ;)

[Tarantinofan113]

...Ok

[2WheelEscapeArtist]

Larry should definately sport those huge goofy glasses when he gets older. They're insane. LOL.

[BradWest96]

Shelley looks like he could really be Larry's father.

[applefaerie]

When I am ancient, I want my glasses to be Larry's dad's glasses. Those are epic.

[jaytonbye]

What song is that? I love it!

[Bremerxxxx]

This was PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.

[thheNO]

1 man couldn't handle he stare!

[keegan19892007]

those glasses are outta control!!! haha!

[carterj25]

thats not funny

[UnyieldingDefiance]

Is that really his father, they really look alike.

[ska2808]

@UnyieldingDefiance No it's not.

[goodbadugly16]

Shelley Berman is brilliant in this show. One of my favorite scenes is when Larry walks into the retirement home and he can hear his father's pornography blasting.

[mistabook]

@goodbadugly16 JESUS CHRIST, that's Shelley Berman?? I really need to get onto this show. Fugging lack of cable.

[13bitches]

epic

[cerzule]

Brilliant!

[MirageOne]

do jews really do this ? lol

[MyNutsAreCold]

@MirageOne Only if they suspect you of stealing their Jew gold.

[thot4]

@MirageOne

Yes. We really do.

[binder673]

@MirageOne Yes we do :)

[EmilyStory]

@MirageOne yes

[goth505]

@MirageOne i am a jew and i do it!!dont judge me!!

[Haz3rd]

@MirageOne Yes.

[STRONGIMPACTIFY]

@MirageOne Yes all Jews in the entire world do this exact thing. You are a fucking tool.

[iamapharmacist]

@STRONGIMPACTIFY pretty sure he meant MirageOne was kidding....just saying

[MirageOne]

@STRONGIMPACTIFY yes.. i was talking about each and every person in the world who is more than 1/16 jewish, not just in general. well thought out response on your part. /endsarcasm.

[STRONGIMPACTIFY]

@MirageOne >/endsarcasm

You don't have a life...

[KingFire2112]

@MirageOne Yes they do I hate it when they think that I'm a jew and do this to me and they just do the little O_O and I do the little o_o, it's creepy....

[berkeleykat420]

@MirageOne my jewish grandmother does.

[kuzcat]

@MirageOne not just jews) my mongol russian grandma was the master of this stare)