Team Fortress 2: A Video Guide for New Players

[itsSammich]

reminds me of Egoraptor, a bit.

[2kano113]

@Glace077 It's a joke. He's not exactly trolling, and you can tell by the "or just give them to me, and I'll take care of them" that he's joking. Hell, even people that play the game can tell it's a joke.

[Potatoemerc]

101 people want there hats and 2646 people took it seriously.... :P

[Armorofnoob]

Thanks a lot of help mate! i guess so?

[CursedJudas]

I watched in hd so i want a free hat :3

[dylf14]

high five!

mmm watcha say

[capa881]

WHERE IS MY HAT GOD DAMNIT!

[lucaboy64]

where is my free hat???

[DiosEnox]

Where is my free hat?!

[cmlow1]

The spam so funny :D

[pikadominator666]

101 people actually listened to him

[qwerty789345]

Ur sniper guide is so wrong u just use the smg lol!1!!!!!!!11111!!!

[AViewNow]

It's so many!

[jarrod989]

this was great advice im now the best player outta all my friends thanks to this advice

[Mrhoho3]

2:43 loled so hard

[MagicalWafflesOfLove]

I wish I could sub to you more than once



[crbn64]

where is my free hat :c

[stoopidoooo]

I followed his steps and I got AIDS :(

[AQWEarthDragonLord]

SCHO MENY

[2kano113]

I wonder how many people take this seriously.

[RSKorosiya]

@2kano113 101

[kimen50]

Where can i get the next video? =.=

[xxjaydenx]

i watch in hd i getz no hat :(

[danbob12342]

@rightyrockyrule thats the whole point of laz being funny

[rightyrockyrule]

try not to swear :(

[ThePyroImpact18]

lol subbed

[UnreachableCloud]

Is it hard to play this on a laptop!? (With no wireless mouse, just the mouse pad?)

[LeagueOfBiamerbe]

@UnreachableCloud With the mouse its kinda gonna be impossible.

[AcousticGuitarFTW]

@UnreachableCloud I use to play it on my laptop like that. It's okay just kind of difficult. I ended buying a child 5 button mouse.

[ombroso1000]

Spy is the hardest class to use but it is the powerful class

[danbob12342]

i thought you said "just look at this guy...HOLY SHIT its step 3..."

[MrMarkusGaming]

Soo, i watched in hd for fun, and next time i p,layed tf2 i found a hat :D

[TheDalokhosBar]

I actually believed this for a while, but then I was like "wait, what?"

[rancelaus]

SPAM

[RhinocerosTea]

Lmao.

[roman11777]

I watched in HD, wheres my hat?

[NotoriouSrb25]

what wallpaper is that?

[Skycraft287]

I'm a noob!!!! Come at me bros with your comments! Feeeeedd meeee!!!

[popprincess150]

@Skycraft287

(< - - - - - -

There, I fed you.

[MiguelAlves1337]

1:40 Primeval Warrior? Holy shit.

[ScareKrowMixes]

okay, not to be an idiot but, should i really play on the lowest resolution?

[cpandroblox]

Sum ppl might fall for it

[K0ragg]

f2p indeed,when tf2 was released pyro had nothing but w+m1 and people were ok with it.But i understand this video is a joke i had some nice laughs :)

[12fitim]

Where's my fucking hat you son of a bitch

[HATrolls]

THAT"S IDRA OMG XD

[gr8dayseth]

Thumbs up if you are a non ftp player and you just came here for laughs :)

[goatgetsitsheadstuck]

trrolooololooololoooooo

[420timkelly]

Love the DemoSPAM

[duon44]

it sounds like you try to sound like egoraptor

[blackysimon1]

spy is one of the hardest classes

[Blazimun1]

@blackysimon1 SSSSHHHH don't tell people!

[shermanmaple]

I followed his Guide and owned like a BOSS!

[Tabe112]

The scout tips was pretty serious...The pistol IS the best secondary...

[BeanzUnited]

Iuse mini sentry place in corner bamm dead body

[kr3wsk8r1031]

WHERES MY FUCKING HAT?

[ongrandomwolf]

SPAM

[AdMint2Night]

I want my free hat :3

[ItsTheNabica]

WHERES MY FREE HAT?! UH?! BETTER BE UNSUAL!

[jonyfacerulz]

I thought this wasnt a troll

[mcBoil3r]

Free hat please :)

[railfan844]

At the spy part I fuckin' lost it.

[scaryGOMA]

the sentry works best when it's placed against a corner.

[aaadsssfddssa1]

i watched in HD now were is my hat?

[Ilovevidgames123]

I like how a small portion of the video was actually useful to new players and the rest was clearly sarcastic bullshit. XD

[mrnoobeh]

im f2p and wanted a guide

[urahara02001]

3:48 if you don't know, then you sir are the noob

[overloaded112]

the best tutorial I have ever seen

[ChingChingChoi]

Lol

[WeDogsHowl]

right when you said play at small screen sensitivity to 5.0+ and spy being the easiest class i was cool a comedy vid :D

[dbg3006]

@antoz166 All boxed copies give you a premium account when you activate them on Steam.

[Thingie5]

is this for real? Because it seems like he's joking XD

[rukamar]

Jokes on you, I used this setup and still owned.

[bertkerstens]

first like o nice tips then O_O THIS IS HOW NOT TO PLAY TF2 D:

[asadavis1002]

ya!! portal 2 reference

[Boozius]

3:48 IS FUCKING GRACKEN, HOW DARE YOU SAY WHO'S THAT?!

[zippo718]

Who the fuck is that guy? Who cares is the right answer.

[InfestedNamek]

@zippo718 It's IDRA, best North American pro gamer in Starcraft 2. Maybe best non Korean, period. BITE THOU TONGUE

Everyone cares.

[Sprockification]

Dude who the fuck are you ?!

XD

[etismyname]

he is the guy who will eat you for breakfast

[firechicken911]

whered you get the :3 engie face?

[AverageAsianDude]

relase the gracken at 3:48 !!!

[joelpalkia]

grackeeeen

[avengervvolf]

This is a maximum overtroll!

[FlamingForce]

3:48

That's a real gamer, son.

[Pismigioeret]

3:48 is not just a "who the fuck is that". It's the boss. RELEASE THE GRACKEN!

[PrincipalAgents]

RELEASE! THE! GRACKEN!!!! :D

[joelpalkia]

WTF IDRA THE GRACKEN IN TF2?!

[corky20]

Release the Gracken!

[KoolAidManOG]

THE GRACKEN IS NOT PLEASED WITH YOUR IGNORANCE

[zack1]

LOL IT'S THE FUCKING GRACKEN 3:48

[mrwilliamjoel]

lololololo Idra



[saviorz303]

Who the fuk is that??? do you know its SC2 EGIdra who the fuk is that shit

[vAznNoob]

Grackens sappin mah sentry

[RoSSoNaToR94]

3:48 That's esports' badass.

[WholeGrn]

3:46 is idra. he is assimilating the internet.

[dbz1414]

idra O_o

[8mmspikes888]

LOLOL IDRA

[orindril]

hahaha IdrA

[MrJackzippo]

3:48 Lol idra is everywhere. Soon earth will be populated with GRACKLINGS!

[madladgregor]

UNLEASH THE GRACKEN!

[TheAocowns]

That is IdrA. Greg motherfucking Fields! One of the three most badass things in all creation.

[ravenkraz]

3:48 it's the biggest badass in the world

[constan77full]

the medic is not so cool anymore

[constan77full]

what the fuck is it with the cart in scout guide

[pinoypanda44]

Um i kind of dont have most of these guns.

[poker602]

demoman to get kills or get killed

[HeyItsJonaveil]

This actually helped.

[Iceroozer]

can i haz my free hat

[CoolJamser]

I wish that somebody took this seriously :3

[SuperPOKEMONpearl]

scout the annoying frickface, soldier the spammer, pyro the stupid idiot, demoman the even more spammy spammer, heavy the fatass, engineer the camper, medic the pussy, sniper the hacker, and spy the easiet class in the whole fucking world

[Eric101point101]

Some of it is real.. some of it is absolute bullcrap....

[firechicken911]

lazkataz: master of very quick cuts.

[liveinthecity11211]

This video made my day.

[Platypusbill101]

Took me about a minute to see he´s being sarcastic...

[4thDimensionOfArt]

Can't believe I ALMOST followed this guide. XD

[stormz1998]

Oh look you see a sniper? Spam.

Turn around, see a soldier? Spam.

See a medic? Oh what are we gonna do? SPAM!!!

[druidenis]

yea  stfu newb XD 1:53

[KrunchyKibblesGaming]

LOL

[juiey2]

Tastes legit

[AlucardTheOfficial]

Seems legit

[TPStax]

who else watched in HD

[AugmentedGamer]

i actually use FaN, Pistol and Holy Mackeral.

[minhchi1211]

3:48 it's fucking EGIdrA hahahahaha

[Frent0]

What's EG IdrA doing there at 3:47?

[austinowns0331]

The Soldier loadout is actually pretty good. That's how I use it.

[kildreeath]

i love how he dies ike 10 times when he says ow beast spy is

hahah

[ptccashmoneymaker]

Everybody: This is actually a pretty nice guide, it tell you what NOT to do - do the opposite and you'll be jus fine.

Very funny and entertaining - only thing i can agree on is the mouse sentisivity, but that doesnt matter if u can move ur mouse quickly - get a rat they r faster and bigger than mouses, so forget about the other.

GREAT VID!!!!

[DarshLPs]

Thanks so much for the guide! Quick question though, I can never find the fortress? No matter how much i push that cart, it falls in a damn hole at best >.<

[CalmBefore6]

awesome vid. but im really not sure when your sarcastic and when not,... :)

[CosmicSkulz]

did u know the u can make your sentry double jump by press ing ALT + F4 while holding your pistol

[qazalinco27]

3:47 LOL

[qazalinco27]

ok wheres my hat

[Airboy624]

@Violitix relax its not a serius tutorial vid bro

[ToxicDude335]

0:45 'higher sensivity gives you better control over your character' *looks around like a psyho maniac* lol

[CrazyLeboBeast]

LOLOL this vid is so funny

[wweris10]

I watched in HD WHERE IS MY FREE HAT?

[juiey2]

Wait, so the sensibility 6 was sarcasm

THAT'S WHY I'M GETTING PWND EVERYFUCKING TIME?

[edcellwarrior]

This is pretty funny, although I'd hate it if people are stupid enough to follow this

[galpro1]

thumbs up if you now installing it :)

[Arnold1117]

People new to the game will actually do this stuff now... lol

[DFXist]

GREAT NOOBS WILL BE FREAKING IMPRESSED

[tootiboy]

I watched this and had headphones in one ear only. I have to say the last part of this video is a tad bit creepy. :)

[EliUltimateUnicorn]

Where's my hat?

[Mrvillikilli]

I LOL,ed :D

[NewStarlid]

==>too dam good<==

[jarruiz99]

Best tutorial EVUR!

[MrLaughinator]

pff , who the fuck is that? xd

[MrLaughinator]

ghaha , fuck you spy !

[HollowRyo]

Question: How the hell did you hold a straight face through all this? I would have been laughing my ass off.

[SuperZeroWings]

Medick the pussy XD

[Flyingeagle4998]

probably the best advice ever. made 0 kills and still improving

[stingpyre]

this shit is so funny

[yayaXcool]

lol u soo funny dude

[dancivuk]

i faved this , liked and commented obiviusly

[MurdahPivot]

yay sarcasm

[GoEatCakesters]

how do u get that green crosshair?

[nietdavid]

678? -.-

[Norua]

Hahah what the fuck at the IdrA pic.

[asdflkjkaslkdf]

Would have been funny at 3:26 if that spy had a dead ringer and backstabbed him agian.

[SoldierNo257]

lol...?

[ChaosSolider1]

Im not a f2p but this is fucking epic.

[azraelletakagi]

awesome, man.

[ShinChan56798]

This is the best guide ever XD

[BlindingBlackout]

3:47

That would be Greg "IdrA" Fields, a proffesional Starcraft II player on the team Evil Geniuses.

[XBoom929]

@CydexaN BF2 B:utt

 F:uck 2

[leetred]

lmao xD

[Hopkins132]

SO!, lol this dude is hilarious, I subbed just because of that =p

[travisfreak1985]

spy is so fucking easy

[KirkasTV]

ur a dick medic lmfao "shut up fag"

[Arthrz]

3:49 it's idra lol

[mufffcabbage]

Hahaha new players do NOT listen t anything he says:p