Red State Update: Preacher Problems w/ McCain & Obama

[X3bluewaterelf]

My sister met McCain and she loves him xD But his wife looks creepy...

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Is jackie singing red state state of mind?

[Najestyk]

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Thanks guys!!!

[az101010]

obama going down mccain going up in poll averages for past three weeks..

[az101010]

truth to a liberal is like salt to a garden slug..

[az101010]

c-span=dreaming about everyone in america become fruitcakes like them..

[az101010]

LOSER PELOSI: worst speaker in congress's history..

[az101010]

c-span=fruitcakes live..

[az101010]

why is it that today in america we have nearly half of the people wanting to turn everything inside-out? i thought only 20% of the population were fruitcakes- or used to be.. who let them out?

[Quandar9]

Enough with the commercials!!!!!!!!!!

I can't give you 5 stars with advertising in it. This one I gave only 2 stars because there was more promotion of your CD than content.

[profnasty]

OK, I'm sold. Put me down for one CD. Thanks.

[RepublicanforObama08]

Go Obama !!!!!!! Obama '08

[lostchasm]

Ralph Nader could be in the google debate, If he gets 10% in polls-he's around 7% now

[bronxbomber428]

Great. What a waste of time that would be.

[AnyThingButWindows]

LOVE THE VIDEO!

VOTE CHUCK BALDWIN!

[dodemdrugs]

you should vote for the candidate based on skin color. that's probably the most reponsible way to use your vote. seriously, I depend on the government 100% of the time so i can live a quality life. I mean, if there was no government, I wouldn't have anyone to make sure my life was okay and take care of me. That said, skin color is pretty much the most important part of being the ruler of the free world.

VOTE RON PAUL YOU CLOWNS

[kashbme]

I usually vote for the darkest white man. What the hell happened to the DNC this year? There's no choices. I can't vote for McCain. He's too pale. lol

[yahlers]

Does Kanye think Obama cares about black people? LOL, he cares about green gold and silver....and i supposed platinum... Just like GW, Clinton, Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Dole, Cuomo, Dukakis, Kerry and every other politician that walked K Street.

[kashbme]

I'm not sure what Kanye has to do with it, but as far as I know, whoever is the president gets a Faberge Egg. Hell, I'd run for one of those and see that bitch. It's the American way.

[speciallyblend]

lettertogop. com read it sign it and spread it

[GretchenDawntreader]

Dobson can go jump in a lake. Srsly.

Christians aren't in the Republicans' pocket anymore because for the last few election cycle it's been the same thing over and over...they get their chain yanked about those "scary gay people wanting to love each other" and those "slutty women who want to kill their babies" long enough to get em all foamin' at the mouth in the voting booth then after the election, Republicans don't need them anymore...until 4 years later. Then it's yank yank!

[babaloo9595]

Is it me or does Michelle Obama look like a constipated camel?

[MyNameIsMissyS]

If Dobson is really concerned about the GOP losing the Christian vote, he should STOP putting out his anti-female Neanderthal-esque PSA-style announcements all over Christian radio. I heard one today (I think it was him) that nearly upset me so much I thought about voting for Obama. And then I came to my senses.

It's that caliber of the party that is driivng people away! If McCain has gotten anything right, it's that.

Great video, guys! Will the album be on iTunes????

[tomanyasses]

one thing that never changes this is what it means .... the more things change the more they stay the same. thats what obama about. theres not much difference between mccain or obama. i think hillary would of been the best of the two.

[ilovetogofast88]

Oh FUCK BILLY GRAHAM (and put that in fine big print). McCain has much better people to get endorsements from and while we're still on the subject, FUCK JAMES DOBSON!

[pluffmudsc]

The shark jump is complete ....

[CrocodileAvoider]

Dunlap my boy, Candy-Stripers are all girls, but it was nice of you to try to give that old goober some applesauce. What we need is something new - The Good Times Nursing Home! Smoke and drink all you want. Party out and have sex with the nurses. You want some pain pills bubba? Well here ya go. Gonna die soon anyway, what's the idea of locking old folks up and making them behave like kindergarteners?

[LittlePinky82]

Too funny. LOL about Dunlap and the job as a candy stripier. He seems to only have a job that last one day. Remember when he was a high school janitor? LOL.

[dutchoven9]

Everyone knows the Democratic party is pushing the gay agenda on us. What they don't know is that once gay marriage is legalized gay people will turn our nation into a satanic, communist nation governed by an elitist group of lizard people.

[dataloreforever]

Wow that is the most ignorant thing I have ever heard.

[Branan001]

are u 4 real?

[CRANKdavolume]

Jim Morrison(the lizard king) already did that.I'm CONFIDENT gay people won't push anything on me no matter what happens in Washington...why are you so afraid? hmmmm

[ECSxGreed]

Man that is hilarious! I have not seen that many conspiracy theories rolled into one. Let alone the reference to the obscure lizard people is some good research my friend.

Hopefully you aren't serious! But funny!

[WhatIsMyCharisma]

Anybody still crying about the Iraq war needs to get over it. First a bunch of naysayers said we were going in because of oil. Now every single one of those hypocrites blame the government for the price of oil and are now crying wanting something done over oil. Times are changing in Iraq too. So, if the troops are pulled out of Iraq what are these morons going to cry next; that we need to go BACK into Iraq? You can't please all the people all the time, but you can never please a democrat at all!

[tomanyasses]

thats right

[az10101010]

i agree- this video blog is funny- i like it..

[CRANKdavolume]

lying about what? and why would i...to impress you? and c-span isn't a "show, it's live coverage todays America becoming tomorrows America. if more people got involved there instead of generating commercial revnue for bumpersticker logic spewing shock jocks on both sides, this

country might actually come together again

[CRANKdavolume]

This site is supposed to be funny, you're all a bunch of uniformed extremest jackasses that found a forum to spew all your radio talk show talking pionts and bumpersticker logic. Relax, get a girlfriend laugh a little and most of all...watch c-span once in a while, the truth will set you free.

[az10101010]

c-span is a looney lib supported side show- fuck that.. as for getting a girlfriend and chill'n- i'm for it..

[CRANKdavolume]

c-span is your government during a normal workday, no frills, no talk radio hyperboly. any informed patriot would know that.rush limbaugh or pick your radio talk show host right or left are the sideshows.how can you vote for anybody if you don't even know firsthand what they're doing. A democracy's function depends on a well informed electorate... Thomas Jefferson said that with you in mind.

[az101010]

america has never been a democracy- as much as you wish it was.. it is a democratically controlled republic..

"I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

[CRANKdavolume]

actually its a representative democratic republic but close enough. and i learned that one in 1st grade too...but QUICK ...quick, how many members of congress? gotcha didn't i?

[az101010]

crank- um duh- "how many"? umm numbers?

ah thunk ah 20% approval rating?.. sad the poor misguided souls get a little power for the first time in a very long time and they blow it real bad.. too bad- so sad.. that makes bush's ratings look swimmingly spectacular..

but then there's that pesky truth again..

[az101010]

did lying every get you anywhere in the past?

sideshow? c-span viewers are a drop in the ocean of talk radio listeners..

c-span viewers are a drop in the ocean of cable programs like it..

although there isn't much around like c-span and it is very good.. just don't lie please- lying will make you less than you are..

[CRANKdavolume]

well [ can se your a lost puppy that doesn't understand how freedom works.. nobody gives it to you or gets it for you, you just repeat whatever drudge or limbaugh tells you too while they help their rich buddies take your freedom away. want to smarten up? read conservatives without conscience by

[CRANKdavolume]

Sorry about that my mouse freaked out, as I was saying, 'Coservatives without Conscience' by a respected old school conservative like myself. These so called republicans nowadays are abunch of rich greedy bastards out to take back the middle class values and turn it back to the boss is always right society. that aint freedom bro. John Dean wrote the book by the way. and also if you go back and read my posting i wrote members of congress, not numbers. maybe that book is little ahead your curve.

[az101010]

crank- your friends got in the streets in the 60s and chanted "down with the establishment" and "eat the rich".. all you got was rubber bullets in your asses..

most americans call you people either fools or people with a mental disorder..

and yes this fruitcake congress is the worst in american history.. (20% approval).. that makes bush look like a star..

listen to someone besides olbermann- the only man in broadcast that takes off his straight jacket to put on his suit jacket..

[CRANKdavolume]

Well' lets see we got civil rights for blacks, equal rights for women, ended another war we were lied into, put a leash on FBI abuses of power, ended the draft,(by the way why aen't you supporting the troops in Iraq in uniform young man?I tried to go to Afganistan after 911 but I was too old to join.)Impeached a crooked pres.,and more. And they were real bullets (Kent State)and clubs. You just go along so you can spend more time with internet porn and your x box, after all... ignorance is bliss!

[az101010]

i go along with what the american flag stands for.. and yes you'll get real bullets if you tread on us..

[blastingcaps]

And how did you do that? by planting bombs and destroying the future. Look at this country, this shit is the hippies mess.

Fuck your generation.

[mrasmussen10]

The majority of Americans elected Obama, so I guess that would make you the fruitcake now.

By the way red state update is satire in case you didn't know.

[az101010]

who cares about a satire..

52% majority..

mccain is a good man but nobody likes him..

any halfway likeable republican would have easily beat obama..

everyone was forced to take a chance that obama would not actually turn out to be like all his friends..

it was a split decision for me too- i don't like mccain..

[rkzenrage]

Here's an idea... leave your religion out of the public square. It does not belong there.

This is a secular nation and there is no place for religion in politics.

[jp3d2k]

omg that poster is hawt, ordering now!

[JoeFelice]

Did you intentionally do your voiceovers in the style of 70's horror trailers?

(See The Omen, Phantasm)

[peziak]

I would buy that CD and give a copy to a friend of mine that loves country music. I hope they also sell it on iTunes

[xesiria]

funny

[BLESSEDone333]

WTF?

"HEY I'M NOODLES...?

WHAT THE ???

wow... I think I'm afraid now

[lostsoul666666]

i bet they fuck their sisters

[scrumpy4444]

Obama =black Hitler

[hahayouarefunny]

Back it up if you're going to make a historically absurd analogy like that.

[scrumpy4444]

oops he is only half black

[SharonCobb]

I want to play the hippie you throw out of your store in the video.

I can provide my own wardrobe and herbs.

[Damnitscloudy]

jackie for president!

[803honda]

Billy Graham movie commin soon yall!

[hahayouarefunny]

what?

[AtheistCitizen]

still the best

[mythmanjay]

You need to be more-careful how you play the hick, because you can very-easily overplay it (like I sometimes do).

[az10101010]

No matter how many times you tell Obama supporters that this guy is a socialist who's policies are bad for America, they will just ignore you and tell you they are inspired by him. What a bunch of brain dead brain stems.

[Davyt27]

Nope, they'd be braindead if they changed their minds and thought his policies were bad just because someone on the internet said so.

Perhaps you're the stupid one.

Oh, and 'socialist' is not an insult, don't use it like it is.

[az10101010]

it doesn't matter anyway because rezko is going to sing and then all the fruitcakes will go back in their closets for 20 years..

[mythmanjay]

yeah az10101010, the entire reason for the republican party is because of the fact that we're NATURALLY "dead brain-stems." (I don't know why you feel the need to state that dead brain-stems are "brain dead," but whatev)

[Workinman101]

You might be right but with the comment,,, Brain Dead, Brain Stems ?? You might want to rent that white coat and rubber room yourself...... Your single post changed the world...  Now back to your rubber room with regular visits.... good lord.......

[az10101010]

work- it is a powerful post i think.. i never got so many replies to any comment like this before.. bottom line is i just don't know obama and i don't know what he would do..

i really doubt he smokes crack or is gay these days since he got such a beautiful wife.. so he might okay.. who knows for sure..

[803honda]

all i know for sure is he was a senator in tryant lincolns land of Illinois and he wants to take our guns

[az101010]

i don't know why he would want my gun- the barrel is all clogged up and probly won't shoot..

[tomanyasses]

he the enemy of old america people and the young to stupid to know it. the world changeing and america is paying for it and obama will make sure of it.

[bronxbomber428]

The real enemy of America is the poor education system. It needs to get fixed. You are a prime example. You can't spell changing, or use proper grammar.

[bronxbomber428]

Yeah, we should listen to people who thought Bush was good for America. And you call us brain dead. If you voted for Bush once, you are a fucking moron. But if you voted for him twice, odds are, you had a lobotomy as a child.

[az10101010]

bronx- about the only thing i really like about bush is that he went after the militants who did 9-11 and when they went into iraq to fight us there we stayed and fought them.. once we pull the plug on iran's nuke bomb factory- we won't need bush anymore.. but the problem is- we never get great presidential candidates to chose from.. obama is a gamble- you know that.. mccain will make everyone miserable for four years.. what a mess..

[bronxbomber428]

Any president would have gone after the militants. In AFghanistan. They were not in Iraq until after we invaded Iraq, I don't view Obama as a gamble at all. I view McCain as much more of a gamble, since he has admitted that he knows very little about the economy. The fact is Obama is a much more in touch, smart man than John McCain, that is why McCain is the real gamble.

[nubemuffin]

obama doesnt know shit about anything except how to give a speach.

[az10101010]

nubemuffin- he also knows how to smoke crack and let somebody suck his dick.. that's very liberal you know..

[bronxbomber428]

You're right. A Columbia grad, with a Harvard law degree doesn't know anything. He probably also knows how to spell SPEECH.

[az10101010]

bronx- i don't understand what you are saying.. we went after the militants in afghanistan.. later we went into iraq to get saddam (different matter)- and after we went into iraq we tried to keep the militants from coming into iraq.. but the militants wanted to fight us in iraq.. so we fought them there also.. we would fight them where ever they went until they were all dead.. most are dead in iraq that's why we are nearly finished there.. we could not run from them because they went into iraq..

[bronxbomber428]

First of all, we will never be able to kill all militants, second all, we are not even close to solving everything in Iraq. Because we can't solve their problems.

[az10101010]

bronx- we will never be able to kill all the germans-sob sob- there's just too many of them and they are too scary-sob sob..

we will never be able to kill all the japs they just keep coming and coming and coming..

i'm sick of the cowards who won't defend america and our friends.. and i'm sick of defending the cowards..

[bronxbomber428]

Wow. The fact is, there will always be people who are that insane, or misinformed, or whatever it is, that are willing to fly planes into buildings in order to "achieve" their cause. It is a mindset, not a group of people. It is not like one day, everyone will just stop. We can fight terrorism, and we can prevent terrorism. We cannot kill every terrorist in the world. you are a moron if you think we can.

[az10101010]

talk about misinformed!! it was proven that it took al-Qaeda many years of preparation and planning with thousands involved.. anyway we are going to kill every last al-Qaeda member and any militants that join them whether the fruitcakes like it or not.. i really wish the fruitcake libs would go live with any al-Qaeda that are left.. and they can go down with the last of them.. that would be wonderful..

[bronxbomber428]

No shit. But Al Qaeda is also not based in Iraq. If you actually want to kill terrorists than you should want us out of Iraq and in Afghanistan. You sound like a genius by the way. Referring to liberals as fruitcakes because we are not war mongers. So you are being ignorant in 2 ways at once. Insulting gays and liberals. You have no idea what you are talking about. It is not like there are 50 Al Qaeda left. There are tons. As much as I would like to kill every terrorist, it is not possible.

[az10101010]

bronx- i've never said anything at all about guys.. they mean nothing to me one way or the other.. sometimes i think when people accuse me of insulting gays right out of the blue for no reason- that they might be gay themselves and testing me.. but it's okay..

al-Qaeda wanted to fight us in iraq- that's why they went there.. but now they are losing badly there so they seem to be going back to afghanistan..

not sure why some people think we should have just spanked al-Qaeda and came back..

[bronxbomber428]

First of all, I'm not gay. But I also have a brain. Fruitcake is a term used maliciously against gay men. And about Al Qaeda: if you actually think that, you are a moron. You also watch WAY too much Fox News.

[tomanyasses]

fruitcake was a old term for screw ball now you got some new meaning and trying to tell people how to talk thats unamerican commie

[bronxbomber428]

Ok. so you are clearly a massive hillbilly. Using unamerican and commie as insults. REally smart. Especially since this had nothing to do with communism, or being unamerican.

[blastingcaps]

Your mother voted for bush.

[bronxbomber428]

good one. you are so fucking clever and smart and funny.... no not really. go kill yourself.

[wavymavy]

Billy Graham.

Dr. Martin Luther King.

Proof that only the good die young.

[buckyandlucky]

I love James Dobson!

[muserwood]

I liked you boys better before you became soooo commercial .

[cmg17211]

lol MICKY MOUSE! lol

[redneckstaggs1988]

I see ya guys are still drinkin' Bud.  Does Jackie still have that ol' moonshine still out behind his store? LOL

[nidan206]

is that zonday talking?

[michael45680]

Obama, McCain... I don't care. I'm conservative and pissed that McCain is supposed to be our nominee. I'm gonna vote for Obama outta spite. Republicans need to learn a lesson. If Obama wins by a landslide, it'll be because the GOP abandoned their core conservative voters and gave us McCain. I think we need 4 parties. Add a conservative party and a progressive party to the mix. That would give people more options AND loosen up the stranglehold the dems and repubs have on everything. Obama 09! >:(

[red05hemi]

We conservatives have only the media and our selves to blame! Ron Paul is as conservative as they come and he was blackballed and ignored! Watch the news in July 12th! He's not gone!

[yahlers]

what happened on July 12th with Ron Paul?

[red05hemi]

About 10 to 15 thousand people met peacefully to protest our government! It was a great day!

But apparently, Brad and Angelina's Twins are more important to the media!

[TeleShaman]

Amen! The Libertarian party needs to get more involved too IMPO. Ron Paul was our best hope for Republicans. Maybe on a Libertarian ticket he might have a chance, but its too late with Barr there now.. So I too will be casting my lot with Obama. Mostly because I can't freakin stand McCain. ...say what about Obama/Paul 08?

[MockStoneLLC]

we need to write in paul, he was the best.

[oneUSAforAll]

Bud and Jack D. Cool! Obama 09!

[MCGEE1115]

Wheres my Truck Mother Fr#kErs

You sneaky SOBs.I saw Jackies "NEW" truck in the dumbass party video last year.

What are you 2 roaster fish up to?

[tombstonetom]

Unforunately, Obama could say the same about Dobbs.

[johnnyoregon]

They forgot that Sen Obama voted for the executing of babies that survived abortions, which would really tick off a lot of evangelicals. Even Hillary was against that immoral stance.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

...how does a baby survive an abortion...last I heard you weren't allowed one after the first trimester...and obviously the "baby" isn't developed enough to live on its own. Let alone "survive an abortion".

I doubt people are getting abortions eight months down the road, unless of course someone got in their way and attempted to prevent them from getting one. Even then...what? :D

[dswynne]

Which is why third trimester abortions, save for extraordinary circumstances, should be BANNED.  No fuss, no muss.

[Colossus306]

if abortion is murder shouldn't a miscarriage be involuntary man-slaughter???

[KaiToTheN]

and jerking off is mass murder

[bigjaytexas]

strange thing,the repukes are against abortion,but when a baby is born and needs medical attention or some food,the baby can die and go to hell before they will turn a penny loose.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

"You're morally inept for not birthing that child!" "Damn these poor people and all of their babies for leeching off of us with welfare!" :D

Apparently third trimester abortions are legal?

[jennifermitts]

Prove it.  Where's the documentation?

[robertpina99]

Many evangelicals are writing in Jesus in the fall. The Democrats are voting for Obama. The main stream media says it's a toss up.

[RustyCyler]

haha. love you guys. thanks for the laughs.

[Noyjeetut]

Nice.

[jibberjabber86]

Great job guys! Keep rockin!

[sffgvcb1]

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