Shit Pro Skaters Say

[AceMacys]

Still fucking funny!

[skateadverse6]

0:47 "you know what i think they knobbed that i know its a skatepark but i think they knobbed it"

[ScreamAndSkate]

I think this is shit we all say.

[chunkychon]

damn, i was gonna do one of these too! (womp, womp)

[MrBrutalityboy]

1:03 Rick McCrank

[AverKills76]

"I think my cat is sick" haha

[Marcoj24]

I can soo relate! ...... :'(

[MrDarthjose]

@elementle an ender is a finishing trick or a really legit trick to finish a part of a video or to finish a part in a contest ... It's basically a banger bro !!

[elementle]

0:58, whats an ender?

[defunked]

@elementle

the sickest trick u made to end your video part with (?)

[mistflip69]

1:01 was Reynolds. LOL

[jonesyfield]

why is espn calling this a film?

[almostmullen24]

what does abd and nbd mean?

[IanTheMontrealSkater]

@almostmullen24 abd - already been done... ndb - never been done

[QuikZStaR]

I hate to be the kid that asks for views, but if you have some spare time, could you please check out my recent little skate promo that my friends and I made. Nothing huge, but some decent looking footage. If you do happen to check it out, feedback would be great! Thanks :), Means a lot

[FreddyPrieto7]

@QuikZStaR if im disappointed im going to kill myself.

[DCSk8er28]

I dont think it slides. You see the dude slide like the whole thing

[tmc40000]

@DCSk8er28 herp derp, that's the joke fucktard.

[DCSk8er28]

@tmc40000 ... i fuckin know stupid. you should know that i know its a joke. HERP DERP!!!

[SkaterCrazy17]

you should make sh*t filmers say

[tmjskate2]

If you act like him, i dont think you would be pro...

[ImThatBlaqGuy]

^go



[ImThatBlaqGuy]

Lmao if i got by the park tomorrow im gonna try that last one lol

[xAsiannx]

stoner park!!

[IanTheMontrealSkater]

last one is gold

[TheSkatejj]

at :23 he said i don't think it slide and the guy is doing a back blunt through the whole thing.. lol

[hegersk]

@TheSkatejj That was the point, lol

[bakersk8r13]

there are no spots during the week

[MadieBoii]

This vid made my day. lolol

[rss4lb]

i know its a skate park ,but i think they knobbed it . .LMFAO

[climatusvideos]

0:07 was he talking about rise & shine?

[swagifacator]

@climatusvideos no he was talking about felipe gustavos fyi part!

[dmul6789]

@climatusvideos get the fuck outta here that shit was all gay

[FreddyPrieto7]

@dmul6789 ahahahaha

[ikiktreez]

I made sh1t black skaters say video

[PuebertSniffle]

"I don't know if it'll slide." *guy does a blunt slide*

[SuperFunnyguy95]

"Land or Slam..... Fuck it lets just come back tomorrow" haha AWESOME

[mikeRsanFran]

"Got some grip tape...Is it MOB?" fucking great!



[666ThaScarecro666]

should be called "Shit all skaters say"

[rhdsir2]

So funny, love this. Chris Roberts is sick!

[arabham]

check out my vids!

[airboy123456]

i have a BMXer friend and we help each other out haha

[RELYTTALHCS]

24 professional skaters weren't feeling this

[badboarding69]

these are the excuses my entire selection of friends to skate with would use, im the "that spot sucks" guy

[pispesk8]

Subtitulos en español por favor!! no terminamos de entender todo aquí en España!

[soutoner]

@pispesk8 lo he traducido, no es muy buena la traduccion pero se hace lo que se puede... jajaj

watch?v=E0CzKWkUNPE

[xoxLiquorishxox]

When the FUCK did screw in lightbulb jokes become relevant.

[Oliver17971]

i watch this like everyday....

[Thaskatelife64]

haha skaters are always saying how packed their park is

[nino210]

I can't believe there wasn't a "you're 18, right?"

[RaySauseLakai]

They may have knobbed that. I know it's a skate park but I think they knobbed it. Haha xD

[MR102889]

Totally true.

[weakassniggabitch]

isnt it funny they did this with the most worthless pro that probably actually says this ?

[fkkkOFF]

Lol 

[NitsuaNaed]

this needs to just be titled shit skaters say haha

[teamsteezsk8r]

"its to many ppl here, its to crouded what is this go skate day?"

[improllylit]

HAHA i am this guy. Shit sucks too

[Masterguy1243]

This is probably the tenth time I've watched this.

[ohbigmouth]

i loooooooovvvveeeeee c roberts

[azurenscens]

"that's an ender?"- i think that one is said more often by skaters who suck because they can't appreciate or understand how difficult certain tricks are, especially when they're done on something that the skater didn't risk their life on.

[jessesetsfire]

he should get an emmy for this shit

[RandomHero5677]

It's all so true..

[wheremymattisat420]

Hahaha, this shit was hilarious.

[SBSkater]

"what is it, Go skate Day?"

[WoooSkateboarding]

i have his deck !!!! woop woop its sick BTW get it !!! :D check it out i got it on one of my vids :)

[JordanGarlandMI]

have a video called things people at the skatepark say in my channel. not trying to spam, just letting you know you might enjoy it if you enjoy this one cuz they're both skateboarding. either way hope you check it out, if not just ignore the comment please!

[WordApparel]

I don't think it slides...

[skatermusicians]

this shit hAD ME ROLLING LOL 

[RainyBaySkates]

HOW MANY SKATEBOARDERS DOES IT TAKE TO PUT IN A LIGHT BULB?

3. ONE TO DO IT, ONE TO FILM IT, ONE TO YELL OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH.

[sk8roftheyear55]

he looks like dennis from its always sunny in philadelphia

[sm37skater]

funniest part: I dont think it slide LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

0:22

[marytheclown316]

1:00 - 1:04 HA

[firespoon]

forgot *any new part of your board/shoes being the reason for not getting a trick (guilty of that one haha)

[xICoNicZxNZx]

how many skateboarders does it take to fit in a light bulb?

2, one to screw it in and one to film it

[MJF336]

@xICoNicZxNZx actually its 3 because one one to screw it,one to film it and one to yell YEAHHH!!

[skatedemon360]

HAHA I think all skater say this, i know i do :P

[RectumPunch]

Would have been perfect for me if I heard "sick footy" just once.

[AZWIN90]

rofl thats funny i say that at the end " land or slam, right here " hahaha

[brentblack]

omg that just made my day XD

[brentblack]

@brentblack (not everyone whos having a shit fit... the movie)

[tophercat9]

you forgot "do you have a tool"

"my wheels are sticking when i land"

"this needs some wax"

" i swear to god i did this yesterday"

[RemixSkateDreams]

wait does he skate for grizzly grip? he has on the hoody at the end

[S9RiDeRs]

@RemixSkateDreams the front of his hat has the teddy too. grizzly ftw.

[BREZINSKI93]

thats right, i say that all the time

[TheMaxLefebvre]

Hahahahahaha

[sloppyskate]

Thumps up if you know someone like this.

[86Broham]

@sloppyskate all the ppl i skate  with are like that... and all the ppl i ride bmx with, and snowboard with, and live with...

[TomManoHD]

@sloppyskate haha i wish

[1ricer]

oooo is that a spot.Classic

[hauntedshore204]

Pros can "come back tomorrow " cause there is no where else they have to be (ie work, school). Uhh.... Pretty funny vid

[rubenb123]

what does knob mean?

[IDEADGENERATIONI]

@rubenb123 skate stoppers, like putting knobs on rails and ledges so you cant skate them.

[emailtheoldies]

everyone says this shit

[VZYCO21stDist]

SANCHEZ PARIS - CITY LIMITS (YOUTUBE) DOPE!

[sk8jerker]

"Noooo I think they knobed it. Its a skate park, but I still think they knobed it."

[indyskater19]

"this try right here.......... fuck it lets come back tomorrow"

[SkateStuff99]

@indyskater19 yea we all just saw that, no need to write it in the comments.

[indyskater19]

@SkateStuff99 hey, fuck you buddy

[MARLINS012345]

check out my homie alex's video, "Shit Non-Skaters Say (To Skaters)." Help him get to 100k

[BlackShades1977]

how many friends does mike mo have ?

[730juanito]

*That spot tight aww nah actually it sucks* xD

[therunningmanlives]

make a sequel!

[pablo13d]

hhahaha classic !



[eglbc]

shits weak



[Kansutachi]

just like the rest of them, this isnt even that funny. where did this whole "shit people say" thing start from anyway? its boring and its gotta stop

[NoLessBnC]

@Kansutachi quit your bitching pussy

[Kansutachi]

@NoLessBnC how am i a pussy because i didnt find it funny? thats like me saying "quit your trolling you racist asshole" ....wouldnt make sense

[MiguelKnows69]

@Kansutachi go suck a wiener, these videos have titles so you basically know what you're gonna watch.

[Kansutachi]

@MiguelKnows69 and comments are allowed for us to say w/e the hell we want so quit acting like ur the fucking "youtube police" judging what people can and cant say

[wannabe023]

Where did the intro go?

[MikeYoshi56]

"I don't think it slides." *slides across it*

[arnoldkohoutek]

Please make another part of this!!!!

[lasanalort]

TRUE

[MrTylerLenaz1]

i died at 0:21



[DannySkatesNJ]

i fucking died at 1:02 lol

[snowbollas]

Funny shit

[BoonvillProductions]

lol

[kuhie354]

i bet he skates like shit

[westiesskateboarding]

@kuhie354 chris roberts? definitely does not skate like shit...

[TheLegitPanda]

@kuhie354 Who??? Chris Roberts?

[MrBigrig13]

I think they nobed it, i kno its a skatepark but i think they nobed it. hahaha

[Thedancingorangutan]

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to do it,

One to film it,

And one to go 'DAYUM!'

[itsantamon]

i know it's a skatepark , but i think they knobbed it .

[ccstreetbmx]

Fuck it, we'll come back tomorrow.

[Almost230]

There are no spots during the week...Oh is that a spot?

[clubbingsealsisfun]

how many skateboarders does it take to fit a light bulb?

one, but it'll take him 30 attempts.

[JuntShaker420]

@clubbingsealsisfun three. One to do it, one to film it, and one to go "OOOHHH!!!" when he does it.

[adrozemog]

@clubbingsealsisfun how many BMXers does it take to screw in a litght bulb? one, but he was dick about it.

[TheBmxHD]

@adrozemog how many skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, because they're all so up their own arse they won't do anything for anyone.

[adrozemog]

@TheBmxHD wow, SOMEONE'S been screwing in lightbulbs...

[LocalGProductions]

@TheBmxHD your the assholes who dont say sorry when you get in the way all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fimeeee]

@LocalGProductions...cudnt hear you over the sound of how generalizing you are

[LocalGProductions]

@fimeeee some bmxers are cool but a lot of them are kinda dicks

[fimeeee]

@LocalGProductions bmxers will be dicks to skaters if the skaters start out with an anti bmx attitude, ie. saying "all bmxers are dicks."

[LocalGProductions]

@fimeeee yo im just chilln, and sk8n minding my own business and when i get in the way of anybody inculding a BMXer i say sorry, i never start out with a "all bmxers are dicks" attitude until they actually do somethn...i dont mind the BMXers as long as they dont act like dicks

[TheBmxHD]

@LocalGProductions i dont ride park, so i fully agree with you. death to park rat bmxers

[mufmaxtv]

@adrozemog how many skaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3. One to screw it in, one to film, and one to scream "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH" once its screwed in.

[fimeeee]

@adrozemog how many skaters does it take to spell light bulb...

[ChromeBoarder]

@clubbingsealsisfun Wrong it takes 3 people. One to actually put the lightbulb in the other one to film it and the last guy to yell oohhhh...

[climatusvideos]

best video i've seen in a while

[eatroffles]

the last line is the best

[joec100]

DAMN, I was gonna try that there.

[LocalHasbeen]

I can't skate today because of my (Pick one)

Shoes (too old/too new)

Board (no concave/too much concave)

Trucks are too tight/loose

Wheels are too big/small.

[marzman202]

@ZombiesInSeattle that's not rob dumbass

[loopycow94]

@marzman202 hes saying rob dyrdek says shit like that dumbass

[ZombiesInSeattle]

This video should be called "Shit Rob Dyrdek Says"

[manuvidalsk8]

@ZombiesInSeattle best coment EVER dude! hahahahaha

[robis199]

@ZombiesInSeattle Why?  Tell me some good reasons why?

[oakvillealex]

@robis199 Exactly.  Not seeing anything funny or logical behind that.

[mrkingremix21]

Thumbs up who noticed when he call he's friend,he's cellphone is off.

[smithy8u]

@mrkingremix21 no, he is on an iphone and when you call someone the screen goes black.

[marecvandeputte]

@mrkingremix21 his his* dumbass thumbs up motherfucker

[FeeldahVibe001]

what is this go skate day?

[ThatWhuzYesteday]

0:21 I don't think it slides

[SkateboardingVision]

funny as chet



[ratherbeskating43]

Why does Chris Roberts look like Dennis Reynolds?

[Catcherintherye11111]

you forgot "buttery" "switch bitch" "land it first try" "that's sick dude" "it's my trucks" "damn fucking security" "fucking security again" "poser" "how many stairs is it?" "that's a hugeass gap" "don't be a pussy just do it"

[manuvidalsk8]

@Catcherintherye11111 classic coments my friends says that all the time when we are skating and Im from Peru really funny dude hahaha

[Shamwow922]

Oh thats the Homie

[jessesetsfire]

@Shamwow922 i like that line the best hahahaaa

[steezdluis]

i watch this everyday

[kritet1]

@ryanlakey ahahahahaha!!! Skateboarding is better then roller bladeing

[ryanlakey]

hahaha im a rollerblader but that shit was funny as hell!!! The older I get the more of those excuses I make.  "fuck it lets just come back tomorrow" ahahaha thats real talk.

[sterlingsilverooster]

@ryanlakey never comment on a skateboard video again

[ryanlakey]

@sterlingsilverooster

haha why are you so mad rooster??

You don't need to worry. This was the only skateboard video that I have ever watched on here and it will probably be the last. Its simply not my thing, I stumbled upon it thru a friend. You are probably one of those high school kids that hate on every rollerblading video out there. Keep it up buddy, im sure it makes you feel so much better about yourself.

@ryanlakey i was just messing with you and no, i hate on everything i see, not just 'bladers. i actually hate myself too so theres no need to think i try to make myself feel any better.