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  • someone has got to be scripted to say that "i love you" because every single time he preformed that joke (that i've seen) some one says it and it comes from the same area in the audiance, and then he says the rest of the joke about needing to see other people. just something i noticed and felt compelled to put it out there. still funny tho.

  • Seinfelds, comic abilities are immaculate

  • derka derka

  • how old is this?

  • "But it's my head... I SAID TAKE THE PANTS OFF" lol

  • what did HE say ..

  • what did you say at 3:40 ?take what? i didn't quite catch that. Please someone tell me !

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  • @acerrite thank you.

  • @kittyloly يقول انه بياخذ الخشب هذيك اللي يناظر الدكتور بها الحلق ويلحسهم ويرجعهم مره ثانيه ههههههههههههه

  • @3ain0alaql ههههههههههه شكرا على الترجمه بدونك ماكنت اعرف وش بسوي

  • @kittyloly He says "Take all the tongue depressors out, lick 'em all, put 'em all back in"

  • he be good one to make em laffin

  • WHY HE NO WRITE NEW JOKES

  • @VILEseason

    Because it's a 'best of' stand up from him.

  • @VILEseason You know this is the whole point of this show, right?

  • @VILEseason You clearly didn't read the description. This was a tour where he performed his classic bits for the last time.

  • @VILEseason This is "I'm Telling You For The Last Time" so he can't use new jokes, otherwise it would be: "...For The First Time". Although I agree with you, I watched this hoping for new jokes.

  • @VILEseason that's from Seinfeld... that's from Seinfeld.... that's from Seinfeld .......

  • @VILEseason this is over ten years old. he has had new routines on talk shows. idk if hes done any more touring or specials tho.

  • this video deserves to stay with 0 dislikes.

  • @imthetank3 I disliked it just for you.

  • 'chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day- Shovel...spoon...cmon.-... you're not plowing 40acres with a coupla pool cues....'

  • No one is second to comment...oh wait...DAMN

  • I love being first to comment. You are second.

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