I Wish I Were a German

[kenrg]

No bratwurst and beer?

[NotChristopherMast]

@kenrg You're thinking of Wisconsin

[Ma1992Wi]

If I would be American I would drive a SUV, go to a junkfood restaurant every day and enjoy that I wouldnt be the only fat guy at my neighbourhood

[Illuminatta]

Perrr fect

[freitasex]

If I was German,

I would make so much fun of you!

[OhCurt]

I would have sung along with this, but my mouth was full of drive thru junk food.

[NotChristopherMast]

@OhCurt Yum!

[hallbe]

gazuntite!

[SlacktiveInAction]

Is this an 80's retro thing or are Germans still cool?

[NotChristopherMast]

@SlacktiveInAction Germans were cool?

[ralfonzo83]

Das ist geil!! Ich liebe es! Gockel. Bruttosozialprodukt. Schnurrbart.

Hey verstehst du das?

[ChristopherMast]

@ralfonzo83 Gesundheit! Sie haben etwas auf ihrem schnurrbart erhalten. - brought to you by freetranslation (dot) com

[Blargaldalien]

Hallo, Christopher. Ja wünschen Sie, dass Sie deutsch waren. Seien Sie auch ein Deutscher, würden Sie die Sprache sprechen und lesen müssen. Viel Glueck.

[ChristopherMast]

@Blargaldalien ¿Habla español?

[Blargaldalien]

@ChristopherMast kay?I speak in Wingdings.



[P00P0STER0US]

Germans are cool.

Or in German: "Die Deutsches est coole."

[ChristopherMast]

FIRST! Fake and gay.

[P00P0STER0US]

@ChristopherMast No, no you really were first, so that's not fake. Gay, well, who am I to say, but you have a girlfriend. Allegedly!

[NotChristopherMast]

@P00P0STER0US Wife :)

[P00P0STER0US]

@NotChristopherMast Wait what!? Seriously! Congratulations :) Maybe this is one of those things that happened so recently I missed it, or so long ago I forgot. Either way, my brain is a sieve so it's mostly worthless. Hope you two crazy kids are loving life and finding discovery more exciting than anything else.