dane cook comedy central

[Ludicrine]

DO NOT COME NEAR ME!

[jizzy0801]

Lmfao I wish I could see the vid tho because how he acts everything out

[100Yates]

Lol lmao rofl! I did all these hearing this! If I saw it I would of probably died of laughter! Dane is hilarious!

[davgabe]

The biggest douche bags ever Dane Cook and his mother and father

[guitargod024]

Heres an idea for you. Get a visual!!! Dane cook is funny because of how he acts

[spikedaimpailer]

Who the phuck are you people? Look bob hope is dead and bob newhart dont tour any more. And if your black its a white thing you wouldnt understand. So when you critic haters doing stand up? Never because you need a spine right.

[nickthename]

Yeah, I've heard Dane Cook be funny, but this wasn't it.

Totally sub-par. Dane can do so much better than this.

~NtN~

[SHARKS9K]

The only part I laughed at was DMV. Faking funny right there. The other stuff wasn't great. Dane cook is pretty much an ADHD crackhead on stage. Good but could be way better

[davgabe]

total douche bag the least funny comic ever Dane Cook

[Dude11191]

@davgabe The fact that your on this video,proves you have alot of time on your hands.Your not funny,he is.Live with it.

[senorscholl]

@nigerianrocker

While it's true that Dane is not the funniest guy ever, at least his jokes have a little variety. Meanwhile, Chris rock moans into the mike and never let's anyone forget that he's black

[FuckItSnoopy]

I've been a fan of Dane Cook's since I saw this in 2001, but it's getting harder to defend him to people. He's very physical so if he writes a shitty joke he can still get a good reaction. Not that he doesn't also write good jokes, but he needs to let the bad ones die.

[panicxitsxbrea]

Dear youtube: I like actual good comedians. Just because I look them up doesn't mean I want this douche in my recommended videos. Get fucked.

[SamboC4910]

@panicxitsxbrea  ass wipe

[ghettoslider]

@panicxitsxbrea "get fucked you tube!!" -good one

[buttayhahahaahahah]

HAHAHAHA

[robsterdown68]

The man is funny!

[midnightmoons15]

If you don't like him why are you still watching his videos are you just retarded and have nothing else to do but write retarded comments on here cuz your so lonley or something? just stop doing that find somthing else to do!( i love Dane Cook he's funny as hell!)

[Musicluver370]

He is my fav comidian idc wat y'all think he's HIGH-lar-EE-us!!! My jaws litterally HURT for smilin n laughin 2hard at this guy!!!! Great job Dane!!!!!!!!! :D

[supraguy2jzgte]

he is so fucking annoying...

[Sexymama1284]

i jus love Dane Cook comedy!!!!!

[THEHANLEY8]

Fuck u all he is funny as ;)

[jsmallwood2007]

@Bazookababe2009 ..watch this video again not on crack...I smoked a joint by mistake eariler...guys still not funny...

[NigerianRocker]

dane cook is blabbing is not comedy

[KronicDemon442]

You sir, do not know how to make a sentence.

[NigerianRocker]

But my point still gets across!!

Dane cook is one person that has enormous

talent for not being talented,,,,Lol

[jsmallwood2007]

@NigerianRocker thank you.. i didn't know how to say it

[NigerianRocker]

@jsmallwood2007 your welcome

[ButterCupHeartz22]

Dance cook Rocks.

[NigerianRocker]

You are obviously

Not a funny person!!

[ButterCupHeartz22]

Why? Cuz dane cook is funny? And you have no sense of humor? :( Sorry you think like that

[NigerianRocker]

@ButterCupHeartz22 bECAUSE DANE COOK IS A RIP OFF

HIS NOT A COMEDIAN

[ButterCupHeartz22]

@NigerianRocker Well then dont watch his videos.

[terrybrass]

@NigerianRocker You might be right, but explain....

[NigerianRocker]

@terrybrass Dane cook is not as half as creative as the likes of chris rock

he makes sounds he can avoid he constantly slobbers on the microphone

and the humor is never 100 percent on point

he still sounds like a college kid debuting in an amateur night

now thats my point

[krazykrugh]

xD I love him!! LOOVVVEEEE HHHHHIIIIIIMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

[mercforhire1]

to lazy to record the actual show?

[09webchick]

hes like my fave commedian

[ChickenIntestines]

I don't think any famous comedian is bad, they just have different styles.. one can be funnier than any other. Dane pertains to diff people, and so do all the others

[taterfrickintot]

did anyone catch the guy saying "no" after dane said, "did any of you wish you were a snake?"

[biscutboy77]

yeah lolol

[wtchluring]

rofl i did 2:21

[McPeezeyReezey]

YES!

[ItsKasey621]

OH MY GOD i loooooooooooooooooove dane cook so effin much! i crack up ALL the time when i listen to him. he is hilarious!

[a1b26442]

CAT IS CRAP DANE IS BOMB

[mndpsp1]

whats the name of the song?

[KratosKidd707]

wats the name of the song at the end?

[Emmypunk]

coooooooooooooooooooooool

[keadastar]

Him cause on comedy you can Actualy hear his jocks insted of cat williams.

[freakalicious105]

cat williams hurts my head cause he swears sooooooooooooooooo much that you cant actually absorb any of his jokes

[alo98789]

whos funnier him or cat williams?

[brandon08075]

wow

[AussiePupz]

HE IS AWSOME ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!

[snowfeathers1]

hes so funny and so sexy

[nnnnnate]

better than no Dane Cook at all?

[Raven7270]

yeah i still love dane cook but without actually seeing him he just isn't as funny.

[troyhoward15]

agreed.

[halofreek222]

i like how u ended it the second he said bye guys

[StrongSide55]

whats the song at the end? please thanks

[ironman3112]

joker and the thief by wolfmother

[ipeenapalm]

@ironman3112 i love wolfmother!

[Bigflippy]

acidy spit!

[planbsk8tr24]

any one no tha song at the end

[MadisonNicholeGraham]

Yea it's 'Joker and the Theif' by Wolfmother

[southsideking1993]

WHY NOT ME!?

[southsideking1993]

Dane cook is the MAN!

[ExtremeRulez13]

I agree with you on that one dude. Dane Cook is the most awesome comedians ever!!!

[troyhoward15]

You mean THEE MAN!

[BJisoffdachain815]

What's the song playing at the end?

[contrysdewavskd1]

joker and the thief wolfmother

[BJisoffdachain815]

Cool, thanks! It sounded familiar! :)

[keepitsimplenow4590]

why not meeeeeee !?

[xoerinjoyox]

I'm terrified of snakes!!!!!!! as long as dane was a hott alien i would so mess with him on the subway

[99STRownz567]

lol i dream about being a snake

[IRPgirl]

COME ON ONE DRINK

[DanniA97]

Id love acidy spit!

[xkennyPLx]

the best comedian evar (tho id rather see a video of him acting instead of one pic)

[bMMflash]

is this a slideshow or a video?

[oyahfftlisawsome]

its audio from 1 of his televised shows w/ a picture of him from Vicous Circle

[shellbykate66]

acid spit! LMAO :D

[Akasukifan101]

He IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY

[iLovePeteWentz55]

ik lovee himm

[newborneMCRfanatic]

no doubt my friend!

[Fijian369]

he pwns

[DakrSilver]

This dude is fricking genius ^^

[xXxSublimexXx]

this was when he was younger

[Sarahxx115678]

LOL DANE COOK IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

[predatorca14]

nice

[spazman220]

The bad thing about this is you cant see his hand movements

[thisguyblows123]

omg i LOVE wolfmother!

[ownedbyfurytwopoint0]

who said this isn't dane cook?

dumbass xD!

[manning1012]

This isn't Dane Cook?! Is that guy a moron?

[SonicPikachuTailsMew]

Yes It Is.Just Not Vicious Circle.

[manning1012]

Yeah I know. I was talking about the guy who doesn't think it's Dane Cook.

[SonicPikachuTailsMew]

Oh....My Bad.Sorry!

[luvstosplooge14]

ur a dumbass thats dane cook

[IcyFire15]

finally sum1 that spells faggot rite

[sk84life1123]

why would you say thats not dane cook?

[mpkandy2]

when he say's "this is my comedy show, join me" he fell on the ground and the camera was in his face

[mpkandy2]

ya thats dane cook

[joeshooa]

did tht guy search dane cook just to bash him haha thats sad.... go outside man

[dragon25slayer50]

this isnt even dane cook

[CaptainDwight666]

yh this is dane cook

[SDAPTRAC]

No! Of course it's not Dane Cook.

YOU ARE ALL BLIND!

It's Dane Cook's evil brother clone.

You...are...a...retard! -.-

[spazman220]

......this is dane cook

[SDAPTRAC]

You've ever heard of sarcasm? =]

[smokinstickybudds]

Gay

[badASSleprachAUN17]

WHO CARES... its funnier when he does it

[nickk6666]

lotsa people like dane cook.... BUT APPARENTLY he steals ALOT of jokes....which i do not respect.....its one thing to take a joke an kinda make it ur own..but apparently he takes alot of jokes and tries to make them his own....which they arent...

[TahlerNKelS]

what the heck are you talking about? Dane Cook is original, if you dont like him dont watch him. the end.

[nickk6666]

i dont think u need to worry about what im watching....im just a critic,, u can take or leave my opinion...but the point is...he's a a fuckin joke thief...like it or not...

[scalez13]

As much as I hate theives too, better to have a comedian say the jokes who will actually make them FUNNY, then those whose idea's wil never be heard publically

[nickk6666]

never b heard...??.u have never heard the original jokes bcuz u are probably a young kid who has never heard of amazing comedians, such as louie c.k....which is one of the many comedians he has stolen material from...so, yea i guess for the younger generation, he makes them funny for you guys...cuz uve never heard the jokes dun by the person who created them..

[scalez13]

Aaaaaah but how do we progress if we stick to the originals and never build. And he brings those comedian's jokes to the newer generation. He's recycling and continuing the interest in certain comic's styles

[nickk6666]

building is one thing ....completely stealing is another...and theyre jokes/stories, anyone can make up a new funny story..

[onewholaughsalot14]

funny stuff, but u shudda had the actual skit not just the pic. :)

[jhuhn13]

im a guy and i think he's hilarious

[WilltheAtheist]

Like I've commented before. Drop the caffeine and speed combo and I'd maybe like your comedy.

Ohh and all the fanboys(none) and fangirls(a lot) will of course downrate this comment of constructive criticism to oblivion.

[Corvus90]

DUDE So many guys love him.

[sugarpuppy137]

I'm pretty sure a huge comedian like him doesn't care whether you think he is funny or not.

And of course they will, what would you expect them to do? To give you a thumbs up for commenting negatively more than once on a Dane Cook video?

[scalez13]

Constructive critisism would be suggesting how he may better his show so that the majority of his viewers would like it. I dont think he particularly gives a rats butt if 1 or 2 dont like it outta hundreds. Cant please everyone, because everyone is different. Oh and by the way, come down of your pedestal you sexist %#$&

[WilltheAtheist]

"you sexist %#$&"

Where the fuck did that come from?

[scalez13]

I got a bit pissed and overreacted, im sorry, but saying only the girls would bitch about it? Ummmmm dosent exactly sound female-friendly now does it?

[WilltheAtheist]

That was not what I said. Look at jhuhn13's response or something.

[scalez13]

I know what HE said, but we're talking about what YOU said. Seriously, you knew he had male viewers, its obvious he has both male and females watch him, but you said tha girls would take the shit outta your comment.

[WilltheAtheist]

I was more so saying that the male/female ratio was askew rather than claiming that females are more bitchy.

[scalez13]

Askew is slightly tipped. there was NO males in ur comment who apparently liked Dane. I know u wernt saying we r MORE bitchy. Just that we would be the ones to bitch. Maybe because we stand enjoy debate, who knows.

[steve0rama28]

lick, sub, steve0rama28 the most random videos on youtubte

[RealCookieMonster]

I LOVE THIS GUY HESS AWESOME

[OuranHSHCLover]

XDD lol

[ginoboli20]

i wish i was a snake

[KatangHarmony]

I'm on the drums!

wtf?

XD

[muchalova]

it's amazing how many dumb asses out there thinks this asshole is actually funny.

[Naruchiha64]

Ass

[guymelech]

i am gayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[hottiehyn]

That's Greg B's pic.

[emccherry105]

I think the video kinda sucked...since it was just a PICTURE. but I like the skit so I sucked it up.

[FluroSnow]

omg i just got vids of this! buy guess what?

i have the FILM OF it and its uploaded!

[rockstar41298]

Hey on my Video I have the same exact picture.

[boredsock]

viacom

[gingagirl95]

he's okay lookin

[smilisgood]

Dane cook would have to b the hottest comdeian ever.

[smilisgood]

that's ur oppinion. you are entitled your oppinion. Mine is that he is damn good and I almost piss my pants everytime I listen to him.

[poornation]

How about not just letting us stare at 1 picture for 9 minutes you bitch.

[Hanz1117]

u r totally rite

[GuitarJaz]

this sucks, boo!

[BigJust5]

Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80? Why!

[ironman3112]

lol!:P