the Breakfast Rap

[logannason81]

He lookes like a rapist

[OhShiz77]

fail..........................­......... ;)

[TheWaynelds]

Its way better than all the crap on the radio.

I'd sign you in a minute if i had a record label.

[Jonathello65]

that was awesome and so funny XD and the pictures made it even better

[Aomi17]

i lol'd

[PatrickEklektos]

Weird dude, weird. But I like. lol

SDG

[kipyodog]

hahah nice

[Naturigurl]

I liked it

[crydropsonroses]

lolololooololol!

[VampireMooos666]

tisk tisk tisk....

[kateykatt92]

Don't like rap either but i liked this :)

[monkeysarefunkey]

this will make me eat breakfeast. XD by the way i was realy laughing when you said put on your bib. XD LMA0

[iluvmiloandotis]

omg XD lol i luv this!

BTW i usuly dont eat brekfest but now i will!

[bagofrandom]

got more heart and skill than most rappers these days.

[Sangochicax1]

its so not coooool

i laughed at that part

[LittleKittenWarrior]

This is so funny!!

[Kilmori]

It's pretty funny, seriously.

[darkskull29]

it sounds like your talking???(not rapping)

[bulldoglemsford]

thats exactly what rap sounds like

[xnairyx]

LOL niceeee! :D

[darklighter456]

can i get the instrumental???

[gunshotthebox]

i love this video

[Ekimseb1991]

i laughed when i saw the pictures so funny.:P

[Bryne966065]

whitest wrap in the world

[oreocreamcake]

o god u cant rap

[itsnoteasibeinggreen]

READ THE DESCRIPTION!!! god of course he can't rap it's supposed to be funny!!!

[TubblesNBubbles]

this is so random and funny.....if u want a better video watch his fffffbbbbbiiiii

[spl0Osh]

lol i love the pictures! u are AWESOME!

[paragpj]

good enough to catch on !! :D

[orgemaggi]

haha..

[LassLiley]

I laughed when I saw "lost" posted.. xD

the pics are so literal... xD

[acepilot009]

hahaha lol

[radicaloranges]

This is definitely rap that I could get used to. ^^

[bittirueya]

i love your videos

fantastic .. xDD

[PpbGirl]

hahha it's so cool and U're pretty :P he Kisses from Spain.

[maximum1978]

fruity loops ;)

[cheeseplease619]

uh... what can i say??

[vaudeville500]

I've decided this is my absolute favorite one of your videos. :)

[57vgh]

that was pretty good for someone who doesnt rap i dont ever

[chuckiej]

Very funny Daniel. You're right, you have no rhythm. And its "digestive tract".

[dreuxschwartz]

LOL about the pictures, hehe

[ShadowsPhoenix]

LMAO. Thats some funny stuff.....

[itsjustommy]

very very nice.

i like the flow.

[eleongamgee]

That was classic!! I don't like rap either!! That was amazing!

[justcdog]

this was my inspiration to make my breakfast of choice video

[michkittykat]

wonderful haha

[Zakkmabrey1]

i think im gonna go eat breakfast

[fireps]

I´m hungry^^

[xxKUR0SAK1xx]

do u know charlie gardner?

[9fishy9]

nice mustache! they need to put this on sesame street (did I spell that right?) and get the kiddies to eat breakfast

[lonewolfpace]

WOW

[pelkey10]

and now i will start eating my breakfast..

[Sean99089]

dude he is not blak so he can't wear his hat with the b on the right only black peps do that and white people put it to the left so STOP but NARLY video

[tambam1616]

YEH AE

[Sean99089]

this video is funy my name is nigel

[Gunskill94]

this is so gay, in the best fucking way though. lol *applaud*

[dimension379]

lol

[fredricoabby]

THAT iS SOO ANOYiNG!!!!

i LOVE iT!!!!

lol

[sasunaru6788]

haha wow, great vid. and very well put together! now i wanna start eating.

[snowibeauti]

Ha I like it! And it helps that you're hot!

[trinityhiller8]

dude that is soooo gay like u.

[Fezproductions]

i like this alot, its very well thought out. Hope you like my video response, it goes along with the "milk" part in yours

[diomondiva]

..............boo.............­..boo..........

[Fezproductions]

SHUT UP UR JUST JEALOUS

[estherzimmerman]

Just watched this with Kale and my brother Tait who says "He's crazy." ...and that's a good thing. Love all the visual puns.

[JesusChristDied4ALL]

LOL that's awesome!! keep them coming!

[ilabercrombienfitch]

great job

i actualy undersood it

and i usually dont get rap

geat job

[poeticjibberish]

clever rap...never thought I'd hear it ;) funny stuff man keep up with the good work!

[DanielGardner]

Thanks poeticjibberish!

[guacamolecestsibon]

ooohhh k..Did you mean to come across as cute and handsome or did that happen incidentally?

LOL

[QUESTED]

Fuck tha haters that shits tight!

[lilmissmadi13]

i know right!!!! i think it was firkcne awesome!

[SandMan9009]

this is fucking gay you douche bag leave rapping to the ones who get it crackin ya dig

[Fezproductions]

Get it crackin? hahahaha your so dumb

[hendrixman1515]

if this is supposed 2 be funny it didnt work. U SUCK!

[MartiMcfly8]

i wonder if some company has already paid u for ur commercials

[DanielGardner]

No they haven't. I'm still poor. :)

[ransomshot20]

this is horrible compare to breakfast by sampson.. hes way better than this idiot

[videolistingpage]

You gotta admit... it sure does show just how un-musical Rap really is. You can just take any Rap soundtrack and put any words to it however you want. Why? 'Cause it's not music... it's not much more than a chant.

[jilleatmario]

you are so high man

[joshfilipowski]

all about the brunch kid!!!

[Pinoyboyadobo]

Awesome, should make kids these days eat some b-fast before goin to school.

[LivienRochelle]

This is officially my favorite video of yours because i saw two of my favorite things in it. John Lennon and Lost. Nice.

[DanielGardner]

HAHA, that's a cool way of lookin at it. :P

[RozenMaidenSK]

Well because my (original?) language isn't english I didn't really understand all, but thanks for lyrics. Now I do and it's really funny...

I also wonder how long did it took to find exactly those images what you want.. Anyway, 5/5

[DanielGardner]

With Google Image search it was fast, ;)

[RozenMaidenSK]

And did you made the music yourself?

And lyrics? Did you made them or Dave?

[DanielGardner]

The Music is from the NewGroundsDOTcom website, but I wrote the lyrics. :)

[RozenMaidenSK]

Oh sorry, I could have read previous comments.

Now I see. Hmmm.. But isn't newgrounds website just for online animations and games?

[Mptangyangnippopoop]

Ha ha, you are one crazy dude. That's funny. Nice editing and, it has to be said, some phat beatz, playa. Who did the music?

[DanielGardner]

User King7Mile at NewGroundsDOTcom

[Mptangyangnippopoop]

NewGrounds...I remember when The Hominid was just a little guy in Flash. Thanks. Keep doing this stuff. Oh, and Keep Your Head Up.

[shakemgirl]

dummy

[ziksan]

lolz.u cant rap.lolz....icant too, thats y i stick to piano.lolz.nice job tho...

i'm gonna go eat my cocoa puffs now ^^

[gabijancik]

wow excellent

[Shiuilme]

Awe, man, that made me hungry. D: [And yet I luffed it. :3]

[shannonasbell]

must....eat....corn flakes....

[DanielGardner]

Give in to the small quiet voice...buahaha.

[lukekobilan]

Hi there, I really like your videos they are very funny and yet still clean.

Good Job!

Luke

[DanielGardner]

Thanks Luke!

[lukekobilan]

I recently got a video camera and now I am going to make videos of driving my car. I think I might attach the camera to the under side to see what it looks like from there. I can't have the sound on because of the wind noise. I also like to put a camera in the dash and watch the speedometer and tachometer while driving very fast! When I post them here I will send you the link so you can see how crazy I am. JK

Luke

[DanielGardner]

Ok, it'd be fun to watch!

[mikalaus]

In this video You look better than Eminem or Snoop Dogg :)

[Jason2k6101]

Ha, nice video Daniel.

[numbdoll]

funny :D u look really nice btw ^_^

[DanielGardner]

sweet, thanks! :P

[theusking]

This is probably one of your more creative videos. Great work; I like it a lot!

[DanielGardner]

thanks theusking!

[Madeleine210]

indeed you're talented! ;P

[ObscureSadist]

That was awesome stuff.

[xtoolsaviorx6]

I could listen to this all day.

Great rap Daniel.

[DanielGardner]

Thanks xtool, nice hearin' from you.

[MadassMovies]

FUNNY AS! I Love it thnx daniel again for your great videos

[DanielGardner]

Hey you're welcome, thanks!

[Alishx]

Move over rappers. Daniel is here. :D

And of course the pear and flower bib add class to the rap.

[DanielGardner]

"Class" is the right word, Alice, thanks! :P

[Alishx]

Even though rap and the word "class" don't usually seem to go together, you sure make them do Daniel! And in a very stylish way as well.

[Thewaterofthepool]

Lol... Don't Drive through... eat breakfast. Deja vu!?

lol wazzup with dejavu!?

[jknowlesj]

Nice one, Daniel! The variety and imagination just never stops. Can't wait to show this to my kids so they think my breakfast nagging is COOL. You are the BEST!

[DanielGardner]

I'm always glad to support annoying parents... :P :D Thanks J!

[benjamingene]

You look like K-Fed. Good stuff.

[paperyoshi]

This goes far and beyond badass.... This Video is Legendary! Nice one DG!

[RVqueen]

That looked so genuine. And the art got me in the heart, errr, stomach.

[cricketd2285]

LOVE IT!!!! Keep it up... Breakfast... the meal of champions.... and normal people.

[XEDSOON]

Word UP.

[DanielGardner]

Street says you're awesome.

[unzarida]

you are funny, trying to speak french!!! ahaha.

(as much as me, trying to write english lol)

sorry, i don't know completely your language, guys!

[AKissHereAKissThere]

Hey, this is really cute! I love cereal. Captain Crunch is my favorite. <3

[2degucitas]

OK Daniel, this explains the beardage.

[wildchild100]

another fabulous video, ur so creative! loving the facial hair daniel, that doesnt suit so many guys but your definatel a beardy!! love ya xxx

[Misshotbabe5000]

what does the da ja vu parts mean?

[DanielGardner]

Similar to "get it?" or "understand?"

[Misshotbabe5000]

da ja vu

[roxormysoxor]

Hah!

[Rudenewt]

Didn't Heavy D do this one? Over and over and over...

[drachale84]

sweet :D

[Misshotbabe5000]

50 cent watch out, daniel gardner comin

[sistermoonshine13]

Hey that was pretty good!!! 5 stars for you!

[GReyFire222]

should put more feeling into ur rap.. but its funny lol!!

[Saaduk92]

that was...random. 50 cent should look out XD

[DancingChica93]

lol, ditto.

[Choccimonster15]

Cor you're so funny; always look forward to your new videos!

[LadyTequila152]

omg i loved it ! that was great, and the beard works so well with it all =P i always look forward to your updates =D thanksss for providing great entertainment !! <3

[pinglesnuffs]

marry me

[candy0909]

it is amazing,but it would be better if u guy put the rap script on the web.

[DanielGardner]

Do you mean the lyrics?

[richardheadington]

That was great. Keep em commin.

[KenneththePeasant]

LOL! Daniel, that was amazing.

[buzybee2]

Haha! You did amazingly well for someone who doesn't like (and therefore I assume doesn't listen to) rap. ~From someone who actually does like and listens to rap.

[1harold4]

I hope onr day ou get discoverd by more than our youtube crowd your a real harlequin and get us all out of serious selves

[muahahasaidkimberly]

ur soooooooooooooo talanted...^________________^

[vapno86]

heh... lol :) daniel, once again you've made it... keep up the good work. ;)

[XtremeBordom]

HAHAHA i lol'd at the "tue"! You're a genius...

[SkeletonJill]

That was disturbing and wrong, but the message was good.

[blackcat2enterprises]

hee hee. That was good. Your digestive track drawing though looked a bit like sperm. *grin* Nestle Corn Flakes? hmm never seen that here that I can recall... Funny as usual though. =) *favorited*

[strondbab]

Maybe the corn flakes are Brazilian...

[Russoft]

hahaha, funny stuff man. Can always depend on your videos to make life brighter.

[onewavebreaks]

I am so crushing on you, just so you know. Also, you're a genius.

[ThoroughlyModernMLE]

Daniel, you look so badass with that facial hair!  How long are you gonna keep it?

[Pookieftw]

That was really original. Great job! Deja Vu!

[MyTypicalAngel]

My hero!!!!!!! :P

thats so awesome Daniel! im totally digging that whole look too... totally sweet!

[Gabora69]

its alright hey check out my videos.

[sarahdsturt]

Wow! That was great. I can't imagine how much work went into synchronizing the audio and video in that. You even managed to squeeze my birthday in there... Very cool. :)

[Pancacas]

Great! That was pretty fantastic.

[tomtiss]

release ans album man, id buy it, so long as you had your vaious styles on there, from yr rapping to yr country and then to your rifting one yr acustic.... oh and mint video its like eminem meets Daniel Gardner :P ps u iz a ho beeach lol just kidding

[NippleofNalts]

ummm...

[jtbattz2007]

I think you should keep the looK ;), good job 2thDK but I don't think I want to eat green cats.... make more rap, I highly enjoyed it!!!

[jackcwik200]

Ahahah man thats great

[MOHReaper]

lmao.. sooo great.... daniel your're great

[MicoSagui]

Oh and dude...

Give me 1:59 of my life back. You're the reason the word DUM still exists...

Lovin' this!!! HAHA

David

[MicoSagui]

Dude....wasted. Ur one wasted life! Just shut up!

I'm unsubscribing. JERK!

Oh wait...I'm not subscribed anyway. LOL

David HAHAA

[dumhole327]

great video, very funny. love the lyrics

[ellenripleyfan]

it's lovely and funny

[ununhexium]

my best subscription

[painpillar]

haha. fast food is disgusting, I agree.

Haha. Your cornflakes are so different.

[JoanaRadcliffe]

lololololol brilliant! That's right, breakfast is really important. I loved the lyrics, and especially the images you chose...LOL

[WoosterFanGirl]

I eat cereal every day, I'm not kidding. Been that way since I was old enough to eat Cheerios with my hands (so, about 13 *lol*) If I try to change it up, drinking tea, I get a headache. Yeah, my body's not havin any of that. It wants cereal.

:-) ~L~

[Spiff144]

Nice video, you are a man whit manny sides:D

[ZFroggirl]

lol, love the lyerics!

[Neogami]

You got some mad skills, man. =D Haha...I've said it before, I'll say it again. You're a genius. ^_^

[zebs3619]

hahahahah, MAD SKILLZ.

[undiscovered]

that was awesome! heh :c)

[S73v3H42K3R]

wow... just when I think I have u figured out, you go and do something totally unexpected :-P

Peace Out Home Dizzle! ^_^