Asian Friends Rock!

[jadujen]

HAAA!! my favorite line of the day...".their family was waiting for them in heaven for a famiy reunion that somehow didnt suck"

[2ShaeJose]

Also I also miss the douchebag of the day videos. 2007-2008 was my favorite year for the Philip DeFranco show.

[2ShaeJose]

it's 2011 and still watching 2008 Phillip Defranco shows!

[LadyPleasance]

I love Phil's old videos

[tonylolz]

old sxephil!

[TheOnlyRealOriginal]

How did i get here? Oh well. I like it!

[Demancer2]

Asian friends rule!

[AHoldOnSunshine]

this guy sounds like the guy from princess bride. Annoying voice :\

[1addictedude]

Vasealine a microwave and hot pockets

[Sporemin]

How to Build a Boat. That's all I need.

[gottabethebest1]

Kevjumba!

[ZeoStorm]

@sirsomethingorother hmm not sure why

[johnvictor123]

it's just sad,to say,when,it comes to grandstanding,asians were champions,lol!trying to outsmart each other,especially in the gdp rates,it's just too sickening that the truth,about asian is,arrogance,lol!asians were bloody arrogant,lol!

[YoRuNeOnCaT]

@johnvictor123 you just offended a whole race. good job you arrogant dick

[ParanormalDemonology]

@YoRuNeOnCaT You just replied to a guy who insulted a whole race giving him and many others the impression that we and you even give a slight fuck about his racist ass.

Asians are smart FWI not stereotypical.

[Raymondhaffar1]

@johnvictor123 What's so funny about being racist? Do you have to stick lol in every single sentence? Ever heard of speak for yourself? Unless you have proof that asians are arrogant, I suggest you stop hating on them. Some asians are funny! not arrogant! My proof is kevjumba and nigahiga.

[pekingalan]

oh...kevjumba

[iMarkkTV]

id bring a boat..

[J038uck]

id bring a survival ginger, they arent people...

[concerto404]

so adament about something so irrelevent.....dork

[kewlcactus]

this guy is a faggot. how can you listen to this faggot. he sounds like a faggot.

what a faggot.

[EvilDan101]

@kewlcactus did someone learn a new word 2day?

[oNgPRODUCTIONS]

1. chuck norris

2. a luxury cruise liner

3. internet

[Romeo73851]

Asian beauties meet hot *lushfmlk.info*

[kap3kelseaa]

ilove kevin wu! <3

[killa420herb]

1) scarlett johansson

2) a bunch of pot seeds

3)a helicopter... wich happens to have unlimited fuel

[laama6]

Yacht, wifi on the yacht, and unlimited gas. I can get home, sell the yacht, and buy an iphone

[sangbang911]

solar powered generater, a computer and a router (all for facebook, sxephil and porn)

[Istaru97]

A kit that includes a guide and everything that is needed to get get off the island and can bring as much weight as you want, a thousand tons of diamonds for when I get off the island, and a super brain so I can be super smart when I get off the island

[TheJuliaSanchez]

i would bring a magical pegasus-unicorn, legos, and choclate pie.

[theevanmachine]

a boat with gas in it porn and a phone to call the coast guard

[meepymen]

QOFD porn , a tisue and a comfey chair

[j25727lego]

1:my iPod touch

2:a wi-fi hot spot

3:a large boat

[zhengmichael20]

wow. so much news

[natta444]

wow sometimes he sounds like the dinosaur of toy story

[randomKLML]

OMG His eyes are fucking super scarry OMG Im not kidding I am crying as I am typing . who else feels this way? they are HUGE, like when he was singing I was like wow cool asian, but then "and thats why..." and I was like DAMN

[randomKLML]

OMG His eyes are fucking super scarry OMG Im not kidding I am crying as I am typing . who else feels this way? they are HUGE

[ginagiraffe]

Oh my Goodness, you are hilarious! Just Genius!

How did you find me? I was dead-ish for a moment..saw God, bigger than a Redwood tree..and then I had to come back to reality..I was so pissed that I had to come back..but during my week stay in the hospital, I was playing out, touring and finding great musical finds at second hand stores (all in a dream/coma like state?) I wrote a song about it..I'll post it :)

3 things:

My guitar

writing utensil and paper

seeds to plant a garden :)

[Xcowguy2]

ITS UNDER 9000 !!!

[sudlon123]

go ang fuck your self!!

[jingyobb]

i dont undertand a thing that he said

[princessuesue]

A boat, gasoline, and a GPS system

[GoSexyBitchz]

blah blah blah can u stfu 10 sec min big mouth no one cares anyway about yur gay friend whit a pink shirt

[dalongbong]

shit....not a website :(

[Axion3812]

3 things: Bible, Knife, Bear Grylls/Les Stroud.

[shredmaster47]

i cant believe you said that many words in 5 mins..shut the fuck uuuuuuppppp

[TheManinMoscow45]

QOTD: a dune buggy that runs on thoughts of gasoline, a copy of BFBC2, and an xbox 360.

[Unit06JAW]

LOL srsly dude

you look Asianish... but Asian Horror film ish

go join the cast of Grudge 4 please!

[seankelly001]

Id bring my PS3

An infinite power source

Internet

[Spygerman]

oh no dick cheney <_<

[dinnerandashow]

Asians do not like you.

Blacks do not like you.

Women do not like you.

This proves anyone douchbag can get into medical school in America.

[3SG413]

3 things i would bring...

my laptop

pictures of really attractive guys xD

and a generator {to keep my laptop goin ;P}

[ajab28]

the right comment u r ugly

from pakistan

[funnyhatofdoom]

A phone a bed and rifle

[KronosSkF46]

long and annoying

[XxAssasainXx]

QOTD: Thingi that can bring me inside Megan Fox vagina,Boat and Boat fuel.

[chipmunkboy6]

id bring an m11 x laptop sims 3 and a wate machine

[TheLBPlover]

QOTD: I would bring two devices that could clone themselves and morph into anything.

[champagnelaptop]

annoying!

[iateyursandwiches]

also i dont kno if anyone heard but adding to the baby naming think their are also these douche of a parents that decided to name their kid adolf hitler(i kno wat good do they think could possibly come?) and tried to sue shop rite for not writing his name on a b-day cake(as if it couldnt get any stupider) those parents of course got their child taken away by child services thank God i kno its really sad how ppl think these days....

[TheShizznitRudeboy]

yeah, what of it?

whats the pont of having a boat if you've got nothing to fuel it :D

[shorkian]

3 women.

[TheShizznitRudeboy]

QOTD:

1. a boat

2. boat fuel

3. maps of the seea :)

[i1HITurMom]

did u really just say boat fuel

[p8ntbawlr210]

@TheShizznitRudeboy nice

[Devoted2MACCosmetics]

I would take my vibrator, my MacBook Pro (with internet connection of course!), and my puppy. :-)

[ROCK1337ful]

club cart, ak47 (unlimited ammo), and an ability to gain EXP from all the monster on the island i am on. FTW

[HearPaulRoar]

"What's the scanner say about his power level"

"IT'S UNDER NINE THOUSAND!"

"WHAT!!!!... wait, What?"

"Yeah.... no that wasn't as exciting as I had hoped."

"Screw you Vagita, I am unsubscribing."

[iateyursandwiches]

@HearPaulRoar lol vagita? O_O dont i mean vegeta or did u do that on purpose?

[HearPaulRoar]

Ehh, My spelling is terrible, especially when I am trying to spell the names of cartoon characters I haven't said in years. =)

[hypn0tickbr]

wouldnt you also need a solar powered t.v?

[skil1977]

rediclous baby names include naming your baby after a final fantasy character WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!! lol

evidently mom is a big fan and dad aint around or REALLY liquored up...... :D

[appleinfl]

1. A book on how to build a boat

2. wood

3. a boat motor

[BillHicks420]

QOTD: Life supply of Coke, Jennifer Lopez` ass, and a naked natalie portman

[jalks1]

haha. it's over 9000. MIMS

[locosychocrazy1]

haha anxiety attack.

[EdIsSuperman]

My house(with contents) my girlfriend, and a helicopter. :)

[ScreamMeALoveeSong]

I'd have a house airlfted over, a computer and my ipod(:

[Jkvvon]

ahahahahahahahah care package marker.

[PIONNEER55]

The reverse message says "I am using subliminal messaging to get you to want to watch more Philip Defranco Show!"

[SilasCilice]

A cellular tower, a solar powered generator, and my iPhone.

[mook2u]

QOTD a boat a motar and gasoline

[wesisagisback]

she is

[cdesjarlais4832]

Qotd: i can bring a women right? becuase they aren't people and i need someone to make me sammichs

[EdIsSuperman]

ACTUAL LOL!

[vidkid64]

don't know if this counts but, something to cook the abundant food, a camping set, and a how to survive on an island alone book ^_^ plenty of time to chill ~~♥

[0RedTree0]

haha i wouldn't mind eating my food raw XD unless i get dieseased or something :/

camping set? nah, ill bring one of those portable house things and a computer and three of my mom's credit cards.

[MrHulk92]

QOTD...one of those fake pussys!!!

[anthony21266]

sarah m cain palin

[xSceneTragedyx]

I Would bring a boat and a robot that could drive it ?

[predplyr82]

this is the old phil that I like best, not the sold-out phil

[Kitil2]

actual question. no sarcasm intended. how is he sold out now?

[predplyr82]

He went all corporate, became part of the youtube scene and getting paid for it. Now he has to follow guidelines for his videos and shit. It just isnt the way it used to be with his videos, his humor isnt funny anymore either

[jojack300]

your the fucking man thats it

[franzken]

i dont get white humor

[cvetko2]

Rasisst

[diornotwar123]

I know. This piece of shit white bread turd is so pathetic to look at.

[Jimmykreedz]

Womanizer womawomanizer! :D

[UltraVultureKangaroo]

my mum got sold a digital photo frame that had no digital photo frame in it

[XrayNukeMed]

I just stumbled across this, but this is freakin hilarious. had my ass rolling, keep it up

[SKizzAM911]

the only 2 things that is for sure in life is death and taxes :(

[sublimelover1234]

my dads friend bought a labtop in the parking lot of a store. when he got home to plug in the labtop he found out that all that was inside the box was 2 tiles (like tiles on the kitchen floor) I shit you not this really happened and when he discovered all of this he was suprised that dumbass didnt even check to see if the labtop was even in the book . i swear you have got to be the dumbest motherfucker ......ever !!!!!

[IamEnrique75]

lol dbz is awesome

[Paulpunkrocks]

A really sexy girl to have sex with, that's not a bitch and can hold an intelligent conversation... house in a can... and finally a boat that comes with nets, fishing poles, lures and 40 guns with millions of bullets

[MrNatatoe]

internet a sex toy and a comdom to have sex with the fishs lol that was ramdom all i said stupido dont read this comment or u`re just as stupid as me xD

[RaidenGaid]

"im using subliminal messaging to make you want to watch more phillip defranco show"

i recorded with mic, put in sound recorder, and reversed.

yeah i have no life xD

[lFlash4]

2:20 luls

[Demo312]

My weed n my iPhone n more weed...why not...do u think the same why..

[veryfyme]

I would bring a helicopter to get off the island, then a satalite phone with tonnes of batteries and Megon Fox (theres no way shes human)

[Shivaazet]

Pretty eyes. Lences? :)

[ferbert19]

this the good old days pds now there short and suck

[kobil316SH]

a girl to fuck an airplane and a polit

[ganon167]

no people

[Marvin24241]

I'd take a boat so I can get off the damn island, a lifevest in c ase it tips over in my escape and gas for the engine

[150buckfifty150]

@Marvin24241 how about a map big guy?

[schoolbus90]

my PS3 and if tv power for them coutnts one and MW2 THATS 1 my cats smokey in bobby 2 and a solar powerd car 3 yay! go green in stufff

[andomshit]

hmmm i would have take my dick in box

and the hole amerika

[facelessentity93]

ITS UNDER 9000!!!! *crushes scouter*

[reaperdeth56]

vagina, vagina, and then a way to get off that fucking island

[Dylanownsguitarhero]

a genie lamp (not yet used)

a boat with lots of fuel

and directions to the nearest city

[DragonicGod]

A boat and lots of fuel = 2 things.

[dblade333]

What 9000!!!??

[squishymcd]

Knife, my dog and my guitar.

[izltsp]

hm, realistically I would bring a kettle, a knife, and sewing needles

[Ichibanhaha]

Are you the ask a ninja guy? O.o

[TruesMidori]

OMG Its UNDER 9'000! I love you Phil!

[ELFKRUNCH]

a guitar a bass and an assload of paper...oh no i didn't bring a pen!!!!!

[squishymcd]

lol if u actually did that and just realised u had no pen ud be lik FUUUUUCK.

[RapidEyesCream]

are you wearing make up?

[MrMonsterAddict]

I would bring a....

1. game store(pwned)

2: Internet connection

3:a portal.

[chinesedude001]

i would bring me house with everything in it....thats it:P

[06stephend]

a laptop

an internet connection

and a big list of decent porn sites

[MischiefManaged1616]

Phone.

Laptop.

And a book.

3 simple thngs i would bring anywhere...

[ShinokBarakuno]

1: Does a survival kit count as one..?

2: Some SUPERCHEAP(Coconut pay, preferably)-disease free-whore from Russia, so I can completely tune her out and not feel bad about it.

3: The greatest Shrade Bowie knife available.

[Hicks0000]

KevJumba would be the best on youtube if he made more videos

[00iCrazy00]

totally, his dad is funny xD

[BbaLkAn88]

is he wearing makeup?

[afloc12]

Smoke dmt and you will see whats after death

[emjayyap]

music, books/mags, phone

[ManixxMassacre]

power,music and bitches oh you can't bring people

[dreaface214]

u have the sweetest smile phil! u rock

[leila344]

tv, wii, brawl.

fuck... would there be electricity

[ryswe]

fag

[whitneystarr]

if not.. i would bring electricity :pp

[KudoKaitou]

i would bring my house, my computer that run by sunlight and moon light, and my ipod.

[ethicalambiguity]

4:46, hahahaha.

[dextergeeze]

fuk u

[WhatsGoinOnSon]

this guys a pooftaaaa!!!!!1

[chingalaguam]

salt water distillation (compact), buck knife, (most weather) matches

[seismicrob2956]

he said plenty of water tard

[chingalaguam]

dayquel, a specific retarded mexican refugee, a lighthouse

:)

[arsenalbloke]

he sounds like a news caster

[juniorMilenko]

1. computer

2. infinite power generator

3. one of those internet connectivity things, so i can still go on myspace, mofos! and for porn, but who couldnt see that cuming?

[guitarkid12345678910]

lol phil

[tjsn24]

1. porn

2. lotion

3. box of tissues

[MegaStickMan]

i wud bring:

1: a computer with unlimited memory and power

2: a tv with cable and satilite connection

3: a shit load of video games and a game concoles or a yacht

[jrvslam]

i would get a genie to wish for any i want and would always wish for 3 more wishes,luxury spa and hotel tt is free,a computer with everything inside,yup,good life!

[Shoffner08]

1. a boat

2. a plane

3. helicopter

[superbong1]

id bring a vagina boobs and weed

[KieranJF77]

1. electricity

2.internet access

3.a computer with the only thing i wanna play for the rest of my life: half life and everything else made by valve...and addons

[dumbsmart36]

my uncle was dead for a few minutes once. the doctors revived him though. he said he was in a tunnel and he saw his grandfather and then woke up

[GodlyMiller]

Unlimited Power Genarator, Xbox, Tv

[kelseybarnum]

no video games that sucks so u gonna just look at the xbox and there are no cables so ur just gonna look at a white xbox forever

[DragonHybryd]

I would bring a ton of fireworks, some lighters, and a boat. Why? Who doesn't want to see an explosively shiny island on there way back home? =3 Obviously this is after i got bored of the island and all it's wonders X3

[Mjosianne]

the lighting makes you look like a deer in headlights...or really high.

I'd bring music, a laptop w/sattelite wireless, and a yacht.

and what's with the subliminal messageing at the end??

[dane50210]

I'd bring a lighter, a pipe, and a kilo of weed, lol

[crunchylisa]

big doughy brown eyes...