Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever (for real this time)

[sparkie1j]

nothing produced could ever live up to 12 years of anticipation lets hope episode 3 proves him wrong

[linuslillen01]

Okay... whi IS that live-action guy we constantly see in the reviews? 03:46

[PauseForGames]

I'd have hung on to his legs and slit his throat at the same time Ben.

[chikenbone2]

I'm going to call you Fredrick, and see if it catches on.

[kickodude]

Go to 5:05 to see Yahtzee take of his fedora for the first time

[CTerry1985]

To be honest, he could have just reposted the joke review and it still would have seemed right.

[xXH3ll5xB3llXx]

Why did he play on console only to complain about the controls.

He could easily have got it on PC.

[MrHP25]

Swing Yahtzee, swing! Help that poor confused Duke on his way!!

[sabhacker101]

Yahtzee= The gaming version of House.

[FilmmakerFantastic]

Laugh you sheep!

[getdeclue]

Albatross'd

[TheHughgee]

I actually found the comeback tour simile very accurate.

[iheartmastodons]

The Human Mall-a-pede?

[grindorblackout1986]

@iheartmastodons This can be done. I don`t know how but I know there`s potential

[BeforeGamingFailed]

Duke Nukem is like a Time Machine

[PsychoticSnake]

I thought Yahtzee had an afro under his Trilby.

[Neptunequeen42]

I sometimes have to pause periodically to see what he's saying...

[KarlDerGrol3e]

5:04 Yahtzee says you can't even give money to strippers. Yet in DNF you can. Its just very selective about which ones. You can only give money to the one on the run way when she nearest to the farthest point from the curtains.

[PsychoticSnake]

For someone who hates his fellow man, children, mockers, and everyone in general, Yahtzee was very polite to the children of the village.

[ZOMGitsBeeTee]

Does anyone else read the credits?

"And you can't even give money to the strippers, that's like remaking Jaws and forgetting to put a shark in it"

[ShadowWolfRising]

i miss the snowflake button

[MrFunxy]

Duke Nukem Forever had the best gaming intro ever in my experience. So much win, epic, and brilliant humour. They definitely did a great job, and had the exact attitude to make a great Duke Nukem game, though the levels were pretty dull at times, and the graphics weren't good. That doesn't matter as much though, I really enjoyed it :D

[Christafairy]

@MrFunxy You are what is wrong with the world.

[MrFunxy]

@Christafairy

Nope, don't overreact mr fairy.

[weirdmindofesh]

When I found out about the appallingly bad Halo reference, I was more irritated at the game. From a practical stand point, in Halo, your going to combat with armor on. It seems that Duke seemed put off by armor and wants to commit suicide. (I don't blame him either.)

[bassline0121]

I love these vids ^_^

[ThunderPsyker]

4:18 is Steve and Larson from Ten For The Win in a Nutshell.

[PuffBunny1]

Why did he slow down so much, I like it when he talks quickly!

[jippiandy]

swing... for sure...

[CPCGamer]

The jarring tonal shift completely ruined any fun I may once have been having. Nothing like being forced to watch an endless stream of rape, torture and mutilation that you're entirely unable to stop to make you evaluate just what you're doing and why.

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

@CPCGamer What?

[CPCGamer]

@OneLaggyMotherfucker I don't want to discuss the exact specifics of the shift, because of massive spoilers. But my statement right there? 100% true.

[bboythekidstudios]

Here I am crossing my fingers hoping we don't have the same disappointment when Half Life 3 comes out!

[udienowisay]

@bboythekidstudios DON'T YOU EVEN TALK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT, IT WILL BE THE BEST GAME VER *cries in a corner*

[LeFre4kLP]

@udienowisay

we will now when valve does the "when it's ready" thing

[evo2341]

now you should review serious sam this time. Not wasting time on the shity duke nukem franchise

[axytim]

omg you can MOVE the snowflakes with your mouse cursor!

[NanakisAntz]

In The Kingdom Of The Blind The Quadrupled Bollocked Man Is King!

[11strelokfan1000]

Great, at last!! Now where is Serious Sam BFE review?

[FierceRaindrop]

@11strelokfan1000 Have you checked theescapistmagazine?

[11strelokfan1000]

@FierceRaindrop I mean by Yahtzee.

[0jrhindo]

I love the HUMAN CENTIPEDE

[SkallaGRlMsson]

luv you <3

[ThePoison56]

Albatross'd! 

[cheater21211]

ben should do terraria that would be funny as hell

[qp68095]

@MrAnchorboy7 name in nz

[MrAnchorboy7]

I dont have snow australias boiling right now

[ShirosakiX]

YUW

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

:P

[MRSketch09]

@4:46... I laughed so hard. 

[weresmyothersok]

YES! view number 299!!! I JUST GOT MY "under 300 club" CARD!!!!

[somethingguy912]

alright, now do skyrim! and.....go!

[GLoBeTree1]

@somethingguy912 he had done skyrim, escapist magazine .com 

[GLoBeTree1]

seeing how hot it must be in Australia right now, the snow is more ironic than funny 

[digitalzues13]

look at youtube trying to b ecute with the snow

[digitalzues13]

HAPPY 2500TH VIDEO!

[digitalzues13]

I waited until the whole screen was covered in snow and played the video again, not giving a shit

[MACTHEKID15]

Yayyyy the 2500 video, who's excited like i am? :D

...No really?

[10Axle01]

i can make any video a Christmas Special now :D

lol

[solisvictor1991]

Try to clump snow flakes and keep them on the screen..GOD DAMMIT

[deathman1021]

Yahtzee really hates the children of the village

[MrZoider]

I liked it

[rogeus]

Nothing better than a few snowflakes covering yahtzee ranting over some game...

[1evanc]

@rogeus how come its only on some videos?

[juangarcia2007]

You know I do try to go into reviews unbiased I said TRY not always successfully I admit! Yahtzee you and I both know that you have pushed games off subway train platforms when they had less problems than this Yahtzee: Oh god! You're right! LOL

[AirbornMartin]

so sad

[jlucky226]

SO FUNNY

[theNISK]

It's like my hourly fix of coffee, except it's cynicism instead of coffee. <3

[JohnnyMarsBar]

yup..

[Ironbat92]

So agree with him on the last part. I know Duke Nukem Forever wouldn't live up to the 13 year hype, But I at least wanted a decent game. Instead we got a rushed out, cookie cutter FPS with a Duke paint job.

[visaman1000]

:]



[MultiMatinek]

:D



[OpenlySupportingGays]

lol

[BriPod90]

Snow button kicks ass! Also what the fuck came out of yahtzees head at the end of the little cartoon bit during the credits?

[FutureLper]

@BriPod90 Ever played the game "The Darkness"? It's imitating the power from The Darkness.

[BriPod90]

@FutureLper Oh of course. I am an idiot for not thinking of that. Thanks for telling me :)

[TheSpinRecords]

awesome =D

[AnarchyEngineer]

Hehe. Love the snow button :P

[bafrali5561]

Guys this is months old

[Rex0142king]

YAY! The actual game! :D

[halowarrior1000]

Firstfags. This review was great. Keep up the good work >.>

[MrXarlable]

These videos never get boring even if I already watched them before, but damn these ones are behind to the ones in the website.

[TAS0AadvarK]

ALMOST FIRST!

[Uselessfull1]

Win.

[lordestriker]

hehe ''for real this time'