Dr Jesus Trott - The Revenge Trailer

[Reldasekul]

Why dont you keep doing this!!

[flyffxtreme]

love it xD

[doctorwhom1]

If Trott were Jesus I'd believe.

[flyffxtreme]

@doctorwhom1 thats because trott exists :P

[GamingMusicFriends]

I'm a strong Christian and I found it funny. They were only having a laugh and Jesus did not preach against that. Also, Judas played a key role in the prophecy. How else would Jesus be captured so he could be crucified to redeem us from sin and Satan's grip?

Most of these 'Christians', I doubt they even go to church. So shut up and sit down.

[Ganthir]

Floods go out of style?

[LOLzitsaduck]

laughing my ass off

[nesmaster371]

its funny, and pissing people off!!! PERFECT!

[ZynchesMum]

@subtropicalroadkill So obviously you assume he's Christian? Also Islam isn't a race. So you can't be 'racist' by making fun of Muslims. Derp.

[zombiEater3]

Yea BUDDY

[TheaceF18]

How have i not seen this before?

[wolffilms1000]

i sense anguish

[mbourg99]

Did anyone else see the subtitle at 1:58???

[Isekreen]

Spike Halo attack. Oh and if Lady Gaga is really in love with Judas SHE'S NEXT!

[Fusaned]

JUDAS!!!

[MadiMe123]

Awesome :)

[TheMultidudde]

SKIT just got real!

[Hale1018]

Lol, I'm Christian and I thought this was funny xD

[JimeoWan]

Too bad some frenchies did that 20 years ago ! [Youtube]IjryoKTqrmM[Youtube]

[TheUnnster]

I like how he uses the nails to his advantage

[ericthefisherman23]

IF ONLY THIS HAPPENED :D

[MrVonkenya]

this made me so happy for 2 reasons

1: Jesus getting revenge is fantastic

2: I love pissing off Christians lol they waste their lives believing in something that is suuuuuper obviously not true

[gryndyl]

This reminds me of the movie 'Polterchrist'.

[CaptainJackSparroh]

this was so badass.

[NOTjoelMedia]

Wow. I remember watching this a long loooooooooooooooooong time ago before I heard of HatVentures. I love you a little more.

[GetGlueGuy]

Its a joke calm down and if you saw something that looked like it was making fun of Jesus why would you click on it if you knew it would offend you seems like you guys are trying to start stuff

[Jacker1up]

JUDASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JumboDavid]

FULL MOVIE NAO

[DNAmaze]

how the hell did you guys do the text fading with the sand stuff it looked awesome

[RAquarii]

blasphemed and it feels so good

[jonde1123]

now that's a movie about jeesus i would watch

[TheSydling]

so offensive and awesome!

[bekah2200]

OMG. Looove the awesome sunglasses~!!!!!

[ThCakeIsALie]

Why not make fun of Muhammad instead? Why did you have to make fun of the story of Jesus?

[SweHuntah123]

@ThCakeIsALie They didn't make fun of it, all they did was make a funny video, nothing they said or did made fun of the story of Jesus.

[WillzAFC]

@ThCakeIsALie Stfu.

[WillzAFC]

@ThCakeIsALie Stfu.

[HELLHamster16]

@ThCakeIsALie because its a story that makes no fucking sense

[subtropicalroadkill]

@ThCakeIsALie you are a racist christian twat. obviously you jump on the muslims. christian logic

[AZproductions117]

@subtropicalroadkill You're a dick. @ZynchesMum you're an idiot.

[SonicHasABiscuit]

I Am Dry, Yet I Am Liquid...

I Am Hairy, But Smooooth...

I Am Male, Yet I Am Mother...

WAAALRUUUUUUUUUUUS!

[TheMonsterMan8]

VIscous!

[ThatCreepyTechGuy]

why do these videos not have like a million views????? this shit is absolute genius!

[TheAlexFarr]

@CelebTalkWithDavid What about the fact that people saw napoleon, he's been buried and used to rule an empire. The bible hasn't got that evidence.

[lwzable]

now we have another reason to worship chris trott

[TheCSYProductions]

wut?

[5ombr41]

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. (Galatians 6.7)

[ZDavies72]

Some may doubt it, but I think this is a perfect account Jesus' crucifixion :)

Also, as the tags say; it's way better than passion of Christ :D

[bladetrenity1]

lol i made a minecraft skin of this

[ShoujinZeraf]

All hail the Walrus!

[dragonhead172]

I'm sorry but does this movie prove that Jesus and Chuck Norris are related?

[CreeperSlayer13]

I AM NOW A CHRISTIAN

[TheSonikah]

This defiles my religion, but is still awesome. Nuff said.

[CelebTalkWithDavid]

@TheSonikah no its not awesome it just defiles it

[CelebTalkWithDavid]

@mastercheefinhalo theres more proof of the bible, than there is that neapolitan ever existed! look it up!

[mastercheefinhalo]

@CelebTalkWithDavid Bible? Lol. I could write a book and have my friends say it's true. Where are the main characters from the bible now? Oh yeh, there's no proof. Just because someone wrote it, doesn't mean it's true ...

[pall789]

@mastercheefinhalo say that when you are walking through the park on a sunny day and get struck by lightning

[mastercheefinhalo]

@pall789 Say that when you mature and don't need "God" to rely on, to assure you that your pathetic life has a meaning, when infact, it doesn't, we're just animals.

[pall789]

@mastercheefinhalo i dont need to rely on God therefor your argument is invalid

[mastercheefinhalo]

@pall789 No. Why argue with me in the first place then? Your life is invalid.

[pall789]

@mastercheefinhalo If my life is invalid your life really sucks having to troll the internet looking for a good video to troll.

[SuperNateclark]

@mastercheefinhalo @pall789 I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Your existence is invalid.

[mastercheefinhalo]

@SuperNateclark Summing up everything I said. Comment valid. =D

[TheAmazingKoki]

@mastercheefinhalo no, it's what happens if kids aren't told that santa doesn't exists

[Hamsmasher1]

@mastercheefinhalo your a dick

[mastercheefinhalo]

@Hamsmasher1 No, I am a human being =)

[Adoringprodigyfan]

@Hamsmasher1

i see the newspapers writing:

Local Dumbass thinks,religions speak the truth.

[theflaminggrunts]

@mastercheefinhalo wow dick.

[mastercheefinhalo]

@theflaminggrunts Fail.

[web2student]

Dr Jesus Trott, the Walrus's revenge.

[jeremy2d]

Backhand of death. Win.

[k4ZzbestFAN1]

lol?

[mfindley08]

Somebody likes Video Copilot

[jtgoalie2351]

so hilarious...

[silorakops]

OMG he totaly didn't look at that explosion

[Vinxian1]

I would so watch this movie :P

[Ilamarea]

I wish someone did make a movie, preferably tv series about Jesus getting off the cross and pwning stuff ;p

I'd consider calling myself a christian then even ;p

[hooversom]

i like the translations XD

[benmols]

Trolling the idiotic, irrational and unmistakeably stupid theists is my favourite pastime.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

Well I thought you guys were awesome until I saw this... Jesus planned to die, he didn't need or want revenge.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator Oh shut up you bible bashing moron.

[JustGeorgeTV]

@DamosTheSmegginator It's a joke you idiot.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@JustGeorgeTV @benmols I'm not going to bother to argue with you, I just wish you had more respect. The fact you don't have any respect is a real shame. I hope you realise some day that you can't go through life like this.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator At what point do people who have FAITH, the self inflicted ignorance and dis-use of facts to form an opinion, require respect? Why does religion deserve respect? Until your disgusting, harmful, hateful, backwards and ridiculous beliefs are thrown out the window, then civilization will flourish and be a respectable thing. Religion is poisonous and it stultifies the younger generations, generation after generation, it churns out unintelligent and foolish children. Such a shame

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols What you have just said proves you completely misunderstand the point in religion.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator No, what I said it hard cold fact. Religion preaches hatred and promotes ignorance. AND it even boasts about it. It's priests lie to children for a living. Religion is a man made mind manacle, it was made by unintelligent bronze aged peasants. Religion is summed up beautifully by Christopher Hitchens: /watch?v=CEFhEFbVcWE

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols Again, the fact that you think that religion preaches hatred and promotes ignorance proves you know nothing about it, and that you yourself are infact being ignorant.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator Excuse me, young man. But what does the Bible tell small children will happen to them if they do not follow Gods word? They will burn in eternal hell. What did God order Moses to do to the Amalekites? Yes, he ordered genocide towards them. I can assure you that I am far from ignorant on these matters because I have watched debates and read books from both side of the argument. Religions only foot hole is being able to pander to the ignorant, stupid and fearful.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols You're looking at it from completely the wrong perspective. The point in Christianity is not that if we do wrong we go to Hell, the point is that if we allow God to take the punishment for our sin in his dying on the cross, then we can be with him eternally. Try actually reading the Bible before you use it against Christians ;) Also, I would appreciate it if you did not use my age as a means of making yourself look better. I'm not stupid.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator Read that again. How DISGUSTING is that. Scapegoating, pushing your sins onto somebody else. What a disgusting contemptible thing! Thankfully it isn't true! And also, what sins was Jesus sacrificed for? In the words of C.Hitchens "what ill is the crucifixion a cure for?" I have another video for you... prepare to be Hitchslapped, again. /watch?v=vwaAzsR3WsA And I will continue to use your age to my advantage because you don't know it yet, but you have a lot to learn.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols How is it disgusting? He did it for us out of love, that is in no way disgusting. Or are you incapable of comprehending such positive emotions? My age does not determine how knowledgeable I am on such matters, so again I would appreciate it if you stopped using it against me, and I would appreciate it if you stopped linking me to videos that attempt to do your petty arguing for you. It just shows your own weakness. Again, try reading the Bible before you challenge it.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator Love? He did it out of love? Does that make Jesus (If he did exist) a very mentally deranged and a sadomasochist? Once again, you're small mind has been corrupted by the idiotic adults who taught you these false morales and false feelings. I HAVE read the Bible, I was also force fed this crap, I just had the brain and sense to know it was far from being true. The videos I link are not doing the arguing for me, I'm doing a very good job of that myself, thank you, Young Sir.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols My mind has not been corrupted. I am perfectly able to make up my own mind. If I had been forced to believe this, then I would not be able to defend myself in such a situation as this. I know what I believe, as I have made my mind up, myself. Quite frankly I'm proud of it, and if you have no decency to respect that then that's your problem, not mine.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator I've told you why your sort deserve no respect, whilst continuously demanding it. Somebody who surrenders their free thinking and logical thought is a very strange person. That is what faith is. Now, I dare say that if you were born in Afghanistan you would not be a Christian, or if you were born in India you would be a Hindu... Are you a Christian because of choice? Or because your parents took you to Church and TOLD you that the Bible was truth? What is more likely?

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols I've already said, what I believe is my decision, not anyone else's. Also I repeat, if you want to go through life hating people like me, that's your problem. I am merely pointing this out. I know what I believe. I'm not stubborn.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator I don't hate you, I hate religion and all Theocrats in the world. Civilization begins where Theocracy ends. The people involved are either unfortunate victims or money laundering, brain washing evil people.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols Have I not proved myself to have a mind of my own? Do you still believe I am a brainwashed zombie?

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator You don't understand faith do you. Faith is the belief in something with the absence of evidence. Without having any reason to believe it because there is no evidence for it's proof. How is that a good way to live through life?

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols I fully understand the concept of faith, as without it I would be dead. I understand that you cannot prove God. You may think I'm absolutely crazy for knowing that God has been very present in my life, but again, what you think of me is your problem, not mine.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator Humans are extremely solipsistic and prone to delusion. There have been plenty of things in my life that I could have attributed to a God (Notice I said "a God" not "God" because it's impossible to know WHICH God, because "God" is MADE UP, in YOUR mind. It's YOUR "God," YOUR "God" is different to everyone else's, it's a personal "God."). But then again, I'm not delusional or weak minded like that. That's all I'm going to say.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols All I have to say to this is that you are being extremely hypocritical by saying that Religion forces their views upon people. It would appear that it's you who is somewhat delusional, with your attitude that attempts to put yourself above other people because of their faith.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator Well you had a very warped view on that comment then. You don't understand your own stupidity of not realising faith is the most overrated of all the virtues.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols No, it is blatant that you are forcing your view upon me, by telling me that God is not real, leaving no room for even yourself to think about what you are saying. You're worse than people who do Bible-bash.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator I am not forcing my view upon you, I'm telling you what you are and what the emptiness and stupidity of the things you believe in with no evidence, yet you seem to be happy about that. Absurd! By the way, I'm going to a Christening tomorrow, I'm going to be my Nephews Godfather. Under my suit I'm going to be wearing a "God is not great" T-Shirt. It's going to be great!

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols " "God" is MADE UP, in YOUR mind.". What part of that does not force your view upon me? So, you're going to commit to bring up your Nephew in a Christian environment in a church family, yet you hate God?

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator You must be a very weak minded individual if my words, that are merely stating fact, are harming you in the sense that you feel I am forcing my opinion. When in fact, I'm making a factual statement. And no, my Nephew will not be bought up in a Christian environment. For some ridiculous reason parents believe Kids have to be baptised, that's why I was despite not being from a religious family. This folly will not happen with my children.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator You missed the point of me bringing up the baptism. I was merely pointing out the hilarity of religion. All of the God parents will be Atheist, it will be a protestant service and the parents are (supposedly) catholic but they lied in saying that one of them was protestant. And so did one of the other God fathers. It's so ridiculously funny you almost couldn't make it up... But it happens all the time. The Church and its flock are a laughing stock.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols I'm sorry dude, I'm getting tired of your ignorance. If you want to laugh at me, that's your problem. Don't expect another reply.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator I'm far from Ignorant. Do yourself the honour of saying your beliefs are FAITH. The true definition of faith. You can not say it, because you know it's a ridiculous and incredulous statement for anybody to make. I'm not laughing at you, I pity you, I pity the person who thinks they are being watched every second of every day, even when they sleep, every thought that they think. What a horrible thing to think is true! The definition of totalitarianism.

[benmols]

@benmols And another point, I have been baptised myself. How man made and ludicrous do things want to get! haha

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator And by the way, if you have half a sense of morality then reading the Bible is enough to turn you into an atheist, like me.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator In fact, let me correct myself. Not an atheist, an anti-theist. The idea of living eternally, praising somebody whilst I'm alive and even after I die, is disgusting, it's my idea of hell. God is man made, there is no proof to the contrary. No matter which way you read the Bible, it was still written by illiterate, stupid and ignorant bronze aged Shepard's who probably had mental problems, just like the rest of the "flock.".

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator I recommend, since you are young and your brain is still learning and building, to watch some Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennet, Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins.... Maybe a good starting point would be this: /watch?v=078s5bCXBS4 If you don't understand any of the words he is using, then pause the video, google the words and then replay the sentence. Make sense of what he is saying. Listen to it clearly.

[DamosTheSmegginator]

@benmols Do not demean my intelligence. I have already viewed all arguments for and against religion, and I have made my mind up. I think you are the person who needs to broaden their view, and find out what religion is actually about.

[benmols]

@DamosTheSmegginator Well then, young Sir, I have further reason to demean your intelligence if you have examined all arguments yet still come to the conclusion that basing your life on faith (The pure assumption, based on no facts or evidence but on a bronze aged book, conjured up by illiterate and unintelligent Shepards) is the way you'd rather be. What makes your God more likely than the other Gods? Than the 3000 other Gods that have been worshipped throughout human history?

[JustGeorgeTV]

@benmols You my friend, are awesome.

[benmols]

@JustGeorgeTV Thank you, I take pride in butchering theocratic idiocy and the sheep in the flock that follow it.

[benmols]

Also, that was a laughably weak and empty rebuke.

[happycburger2]

@DamosTheSmegginator No one cares if you are religious, however almost everyone else in the world thinks you are wrong. It is when you say that something false is truth that other people feel the need to shut you up. I don't care if you believe in any god, however when you try and tell others that it is the truth that is when it obviously isn't I'm not just going to let you preach your bullshit.

[PixelDesignHD]

Haat means hate in dutch :P

[Ravinskii]

bible thumpers, FACK OFF

[branflakes789]

Thus isn't funny you basterd

[kingofburgerz]

@branflakes789 yesh it tis

[asymmetrisch]

I don't like all these revenge-movies, but I'd watch this one. I'm sure it would be better than the book.

[TheBanditOnMC]

lol @ Dr. Trott

[igorfranklin83]

JUDAS!!!

[insanewolfman911]

Yall need to read in ur bible if u think this is funny because GOD would never take revenge on us the only reason he died on that cross is 4 u and me.He could have called ten thousand angels to come and slay everyone on earth for revenge but he didnt and died on the cross so that we could have a chance to be with him for ever. John 3:16 For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son for whosoever believeth shall not perish but have everlasting life.

[JustGeorgeTV]

@insanewolfman911 Not everyone's a Christian.

Get over it, it's just a joke.

[insanewolfman911]

@JustGeorgeTV I know not everyone is but it's called witnessing.

[oorgah]

This is like fat, greasy, non smart, German kind of humour . Swartzeneger would have a laugh with this. Turns the room into a huge freezer... Shit ! !

[zendorfive]

dude, you guys are my new heros! This clip is mad funny!

[Spideycow25]

Much funnier versions of somewhat the same concept: Robot Chicken's Kill Bunny (Kill Bill Parody) and C+H's Zombie Jesus.

[JulietteHasGuns]

ahahahhah

lindo!!!!!!

[briani4735263]

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A PRODUCER.

[gabrielpereca]

Já vi melhores...

[fenrirbr]

pure genius

[digopa26]

Men its a nice video but it's soooooooo stupid men!

[fssh]

AWESOME!

[vamonoooo]

colossal !!!

[xpisseddrunkx]

this is way to EPIC!!!!

[KoloCpp]

No it's cool, G4 didn't do a remarkably similar skit just a few years ago...

[MrAaronWomball]

CHRIS TROTT, if you read this hey, Its Aaron, Vicci's son.

Awesome video!

It should be true, if jesus actually did that then i'd be a christian!

[wellington591]

Hahahaha, nem para tirar os pregos das mãos! Muito bom o video!

[marcsman229]

fucking TROLLS!!

[ZerGsiX]

Coooooooooool!!! Bad crist hell yeah! =D

[PsychodelicOwboy]

hahahahahha

very funny dude

like tarantino

kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[SnT008]

LOL

[sufdee]

hahahaha.. funny stuff. you guys should find a producer and make this :D

[deathgecko]

the bible is not history and this joke was better on family guy. why dont you come up with your own jokes?

[deathgecko]

the bible is not history, its fantasy. and this joke was funnier on family guy. way to steal, thief

[brunorenostro]

muitooo top!hehehehhehehe Parabéns pra quem fez!E nao se importem com o inferno...jesus nao existe!

[blodmoney]

Well nice but u gonna born in hell ...

But easy now we all gonna end in hell motainterdocktion

[DominikAvecUnK]

nice composition...really fits the....lets call it ambiance of this clip ;)

any chance of getting this track?

[HaatFilms]

I'll probably make it available once we have a website up and running. Thanks for the interest though!

[DominikAvecUnK]

Be sure to put your website address in the infobox once the site is up and running (=

really looking forward to it

[DominikAvecUnK]

on totally unrelated notice....what is the background music used for this video?^^

[HaatFilms]

Original piece made by Chris (the guy who plays Jesus)

[rjlingad1995]

dude fuck u man why are you insulting jesus huh bitch screw u u mother fcking nigga im gonna teabag ur asss bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe just kidding but seriousy its kinda offending this vid

[kaenlaithai]

You're too sick, shall i take you hospital?

[judas198x]

so suck... :D

[asian50Cent]

wow the video is amazing but i am not sure about the theme.....thats a tough subject there. Amazing video work though.

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[DMR612]

this is just terrible. I'm not religious, and it's not terrible in the sense of morality. I mean literally this is terrible - not funny in the least bit. Terrible filming, terrible acting. Terrible.

[teck9hustla]

This video is supposed to be comedy. He didnt make it to be an ass! Get over it!

[The2010Hockeyfan]

i don't find this funny :\

[PaigeBriann]

Boo. Even if your not a christian, Jesus is an important figure in all major religions. This is offensive, especially around Easter. This video is trash.

[ashbo2thedirector]

wow, jews, hindus, and buddhists totally recognize jesus as an important figure. fuck easter