Jordan: Deleted Scenes An Idiot Abroad

[Serenity113]

He's in one of the most historical places on earth and he's more fascinated of the guy speaking in different accents. LOL!

[Eastcoaster80]

" I Wannnnnnnnnnt Moooooooore"!!!!!!!!!



[thetangotree]

toilet roll... sun tan lotion.... fuck me

[nomsdeguerre]

Karls so concerned, do you know him? is he your neighbor?

[withey11]

Like straight out of a Monty Python stetch lol Jesus insulting the French

[bodyxcount22]

lol why was this cut?

[vkotis]

i wouldn't have minded if they threw in every clip from his trip

[Peasanter1]

deja vu, felt like i've seen 4:30 many times before.

[aSH0GUN]

The accent guy made me laugh for hours, literally. Too funny, just a shame they deleted it.

[aSH0GUN]

LOOOOOOOOOOL AT THE END

[ricarleite]

Jesus is PISSED!

[thatfingio]

Love the fella with the multiple accents.



[yl0125]

"maybe the real one was like this" lmfao

[totopoo123]

lmao "GO AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY FRENCH MAN!" thanks Jesus xD

[SaffronCicely]

Cool :D except it's not Jordan for the most part.

[andysanj]

I fucking pissed myself when he pointed to that guy with long hair and a beard.

[TehWebby]

I think he's still pissed off about getting crucified...

[ayzy08]

accent man: well its lovely to be in a cave but you know what i mean?

Karl: not really.. loool

[NobodyLikesPaul]

man at the end was funny "mmmmm riiiiight, i like it"

[shuffle33]

@NobodyLikesPaul He was imitating Ian Wright hahah

[NobodyLikesPaul]

HAHHA i love him

[BlackDollarBills]

haha 1:38 just points to the first dude he sees with long hair and says "is that him"

[PLUGINBABY1992]

That dudes voice at the end was freaky

[Lloydy0105]

Quite rude, for Jesus

[alnero25]

Umar, your a freak

[azzaboi93]

That guys voice is fucking jokes.

[umaralansari]

They should replace Pilkington - whose claim to fame is being a billiard ball with a mouth - with that guy in the last section of the video. At least that guy's got something: he's a cave-dweller, he has an intriguing composite accent (is he a gestalt entity?), so he's mildly mental in some unique way that makes for interesting viewing. Pilkington is a remote-controlled Mancunian drone built in a shed with throw-away parts by Merchant-Gervais to entertain the sizable alcohol-addled viewership.

[MrGoldyFace]

@umaralansari Get a sense of humor you freak.

[umaralansari]

@MrGoldyFace I'll give you this much: if I had no idea what humour is (and I'd knackered my brain functions with a few pints) then I'd probably think Pilkington was side-splittingly hilarious!

But *because* I have a sense of humour, I wrote the above instead... :)

[richchelseaowner]

@umaralansari Blimey, you miss the whole point of an idiot abroad.

[umaralansari]

@richchelseaowner I didn't realise people said "blimey" any more, but it's good to find fellow appreciators of non-four-letter word exclamations.

As to the idiot thing, well, it's clearly a late-night-bloke-coming-back-f­rom-the-pub type of thing that I'm never going to be able to appreciate.

[richchelseaowner]

@umaralansari What? You've picked on a word a lot people I know use everyday, and I hope that wasn't a rhetorical stab of being patronising.

It's clearly not, you've assumed too many things and then based your judgements on your inaccurate assumptions. I know a few people that don't drink and hate pubs who watch an idiot abroad, and to generalise everybody by the programme they watch is unbelievable. You might as well say all football fans are lager louts, which is also very untrue!

[umaralansari]

No, that wasn't an attempt to patronise; I just don't hear those expressions any more... People think I'm from another era when I say "flippin' 'eck", for instance...

Idiot-wise, I am not assuming that the audience are of the sozzled pub-going crowd, I simply meant that, based on the content of the programme, I believed that such inane fare was directed at just that type of audience. You are telling me that it can be enjoyed by sober people too. Great, but that doesn't shatter the above belief.

[richchelseaowner]

@umaralansari Ok. Well, whereabouts do you live? I live in Kent and I hear these expressions from where I live to as far as when I often visit the Midlands and the West Country. The West Country probably use it even more.

I'm pretty sure if somebody regularly gets drunk they wouldn't be able to understand how ignorant and enclosed Karl is. They'd probably be just as bad in believing things they read or hear, so to also narrow down the target audience to those people is also quite inaccurate.

[xChemicalThrowerx]

@umaralansari Geeez. You my friend are the drone. 

[umaralansari]

@xChemicalThrowerx Thanks, friend. Since you appreciate idiots, "drone" has got to be a compliment, coming from you.

[xChemicalThrowerx]

@umaralansari Since I appreciate idiots? Are you really that stuck up your own arse, that you can't appreciate some harmless comedy?

[umaralansari]

@xChemicalThrowerx Sure, I appreciate comedy of all kinds. Comedy, as contrasted with Ricky Gervais sending an untravelled, gormless bod of his acquaintance around the world just to see what happens and turning a prank into a television series.

If you want to take umbrage over that, knock yourself out, by all means.

[xChemicalThrowerx]

@umaralansari You try to talk all condescending which just makes you look like a dick. Why do you feel the need to slate Karl Pilkington so much? You sound like a jealous bitch.

[umaralansari]

@xChemicalThrowerx I'm not after Pilkington, my main contention is that anything Gervais comes up with, even sending his idiot friends around the world for a lark, seems to be taken up my the TV networks. This doesn't make me jealous; it makes me go "huh?".

I didn't intend to start a debate on such a trivial subject; it was meant to be one comment & finito.

The fact that you keep defending such inane tosh - getting angrier with each new message - doesn't make you look bright either.

[OliverHiggs]

* A Hero Abroad!

[sergioscorsese]

how come folk always flip out and think there jesus.its never the budda or some hindu god

[wiganeriam]

bog roll

sun lotion

fuck me

classic karl

[simon1875]

"I can't touch his vest...??" LMAO

[TheLoonwolf]

Accent vampire.

"You'll be soundin like me tomorra"

"Yummy! give me more!"

[shabyyy]

that's Israel, not Jordan.

[Astrapsody]

Toilet roll.

Suntan lotion.

: l

[LiviaVengence]

Karl was like totally in awe with the different accent guy. They shouldn't have deleted. this.

[rkcpimp]

lmfao hilarious

[RickyForStation]

why delete this scene? it's the best bit XD

[edgarhons]

"You'll be sounding like me tomorrow" hahaha Karl's mind with another score

[woahXgirl94]

Stephen got really fit! I mean I've always liked tall and awkward looking guys.

[sadas25]

@woahXgirl94 and being 6'5 myself like woman who appreciate a tall man :)

[ZeCockOfTheWalk]

"LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOONE YOU CRAZY french guy."

[catatonicable]

The one dislike was from God himself.

[catatonicable]

The floating blanket machine, freckin classic.!

[bowlerama2]

1:40 xD hahahahah why the fuck did they leave that out

[springbok86]

it's like knocking about with... Jordan!

[MegaNicholasWright]

Jesus is having a fag at 3:14

[HamHatter]

lmao. That Jesus is certainly a prick!

[bollybib678]

I think the guy at the end has jumping accent syndrome.

[NoahTheZoophile]

Karl is a marketing genius

[beanie1r]

"I cant touch his vest?"

[bobdobolino23]

what a knob!

[BraniusBalki]

I love how Jesus smokes..... and tells people who want help to fuck off.

[chepe371]

@BraniusBalki israel is a fkn shithole, ill take Jordan any day.

[EffLabels]

@chepe371 In fairness, Ive been to Israel. I wouldnt call it a shit hole. Elat and Tel Aviv are quite nice.

[chepe371]

@EffLabels i didnt mean "geographically" or "aesthetically", its aesthetically beautiful, but the society is a shit hole.

[CFCwehatetottenham]

@BraniusBalki best Jesus ever

[EffLabels]

My friend met the Jesus guy

[ZOD4]

That dude at the end was a slightly older, alternate universe version of Karl, who got lost in a cave and has had to fend for himself for years with nothing but his own lack of thoughts to keep him company.

[osh3004]

The language was Hebrew!! Duh! :)

[osh3004]

Hey that's me! Holding the red bag! Wahoo! He was a fruit loop!! Hi Karl!

[jaylias]

WOW. that guy had almost exactly copied the different accents. you can tell he's had little to no English tutoring but he's taught himself to copy all the tourists. lol i recognised like 4 different regional English accents in there, some odd mixtures. he mixes up his past/present tense alot but it's still understandable. damn good effort!

[greenday21]

lmao slagging his donkey down

[viper1995]

maybe the real one was like that LOL

[GORILLLLAZ95]

GO AWAY LEARN HEBREW :L

[mysunnydays2009]

He looks quite handsome with a cap on.

[MaryKid88]

hahahaha.

[wahabmarahman]

this is isreal

[madasatwatter]

casual , jesus smokin a ciggarette, was that in the bible?? <3

[Stuart154]

1:01 - Ricky's 'Schtick' gets really tiresome after a while. He constantly makes this joke whenever Karl is just giving his personal view.

[chrisodluvinlife]

he's well a brummy!

[BLKBLUD]

BURRR...'that's Bristol...'

[JamJarz92]

The 1 dislike will be from Karl. 

[kwasibaah]

"mmmm i like it"

[Theigthacked]

wtf im jesus.

[LouLouPooPoo94]

ahaha the moan when he sits down

[ehd543]

that's not jordan

[sha6ar6oon]

@ehd543 yes! problem is people think that it is jordan!

[featheredmusic]

Jebus jebus!



[fightingnate]

maybe the real one was like that

[kovona]

Wow, that tour guide picked up a lot of accents lol.

[tazzi06]

roll on series two =)

[honeheke11]

I want more!

[TheMassAnnoyance]

"GO AWAY, OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU, A SECOND TIME-A!""

[Avidcomp]

@InfamousTEESSIDE Lick it's rim, I'm staying up here

[JustLinkStudios]

@Avidcomp Hmm, nice comeback, tit. He put you down by clearly showing you got your facts wrong. Try CONCENTRATING. How about acknowledging the correction he beat your arse to death with instead of trying to make a witty comeback that a mentally defficient moose could upstage.

[Avidcomp]

@JustLinkStudios If I made a documentary called England, where I traveled all over visiting places like Scotland and France I'd rename it Northern Europe. So how about calling it Levant. I haven't seen the documentary but there's plenty of room below the clip to label it correctly. "Lazy" as Mr Brent might say. Like "sort it out" another reference that went over your heads. Also the way I went off at a tangent. Try reading it again with Gervais' voice. My horses rim for you to

[JustLinkStudios]

@Avidcomp The point is the focus of the show was not on Israel. It was an extremly short stop off. If you made a show about England, and then visited Scotland for 4 minutes of the show, you wouldent call it 'My visit to Scotland'. And if you made your little show, you would be doubly contradicting yourself, France is south western. And please, no, im not into beastiality, you play with your horse's ring hole all you like, but please dont force it on others.

[Avidcomp]

I think others have also noticed this is HaKarmel market in Tel Aviv, Israel - but that's fine, I'm not complaining. I'm actually more concerned with whoever in production uploaded this and titled it Jordan. If your getting paid, concentrate. Don't be thinking about where you're going for lunch or why your dealer hasn't called back when you're supposed to be working. Competent people are loosing work because there's too many incompetent people like you working in production. Sort it out

[massiveattacker]

@Avidcomp avidcomp u cant be more brazen can you? im actually feeling a little outraged at Ricky that he mentioned "israel" altogether. this country does not exist. maybe only in the minds of children killers like you

[Avidcomp]

@massiveattacker You're a bit violent aren't you (ret.) Outraged at Ricky for mentioning Israel. He wouldn't be the first (or the last) the earliest record is found of the Merneptah Stele inscribed by the Ancient Egyptian king Merneptah, 12-13-1203 B.C. It's been a spoken of place through history ever since (pre-Islam), a Kingdom and now officially a State. In the words of Golda Meir "Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us"

[WiseGuy5674]

@massiveattacker ...not only does it exist..but it kicked the living shit out of Jordon, Saudi Arabia and Egypt after they invaded, in world record time. Oh, you forgot about that, right?

[McClogs]

@Avidcomp Haha this is the most retarded comment I've ever seen...

[kacper1194]

@McClogs Speaking of retarded, I didn't know they let you guys post on youtube...

[McClogs]

@kacper1194 Yeah we got a computer set up in the rubbercell.. Shitty WiFi though..

[FreeInquisition]

That guy's accent...FML

[IIB20VTEC]

manc...twaaaat.

[kitchyKitch88]

hahahahaha karl i love you MARRY ME??

[somelikeitcool35]

"i cant touch his vest?" hahaha that guy was so confused!

[leeleebreaker1985]

@somelikeitcool35 he was takeing the piss...being sarcastic.

You must be American,they dont do sarcasm.

[pornswordtobacco]

ha ha, toiletroll, sunscreen..leaves

[ummsalma1]

hmmm so by "Jordan" you mean 4.45 mins of Israel, and 1.30 mins of an attention seeker at Petra.

[mrmichigan97]

@ummsalma1 its called the jordan episode. thats just the name cuz its the main destination. its not like the producers dont realize the difference between israel and jordan. it just happens that the majority of deleted scenes are from israel. the ACTUAL EPISODE has plenty from jordan.

[streetdancechic]

OMG that tourist guy with the hundred accents made me laugh, im convinced he was sent there by ricky just to mess with his head, fuckin hilarious lol

[AichaBlueSky]

oh amazing that guy with accents is amazing! he must be clever to be able to pick all that up!

[jackyv08]

That accent guy was amazing!

[ButtlumFem]

"Toilet roll... Suntan lotion.....Fuck me!"

[jeeperscreepers0071]

woh ricky gerves dont' look fat anymore. i think

[johnnyontube]

why does ricky act as if hes superior to karl ?

[00JakeR00]

@johnnyontube Because everyone is superior to Karl.

[johnnyontube]

@00JakeR00 no they not

[00JakeR00]

@johnnyontube Errr I was joking around. If you want to take a programme called "An Idiot Abroad" seriously that's your problem, lol.

[johnnyontube]

@00JakeR00 outside now !

[JohnPurchaseArt]

HAHA I love Karl's hand gestures

[Retroided]

Jesus is a dick!

[TheKimdunn]

Can you picture Karl in "The Last Supper painting as the 13th apostle,complete with baseball cap and flannel shirt?And I love that Jesus yelled at that guy "Get away from me crazy French guy.You can touch my nothing"then drives away on his moped playing ice cream man music.

[nahed651010]

Jesus smokes?? LOOL

[TheKimdunn]

@nahed651010 Who knew?

[khadej]

This man makes me proud to be from Manchester XD

[eddiesbogies]

i cant touch his vest?

[GamingIsTheBest]

if you actually focus Karl Pilkington has some pretty wise stuff to say in most of the discussions. i.e (in this clip): 0:44 to 1:01. (not much, but at least he has an opinion XP)

i think that the majority of what he does is a part of his act. (but because of how much ricky gervais makes fun of him, i sometimes lose hope)

[GamingIsTheBest]

if you actually focus Karl Pilkington has some pretty wise stuff to say in most of the discussions. i.e: 0:44 to 1:01

[kehoepaddy66]

That guy with all the accents is brilliant lol

[RawrItsOllie]

"DON'T TOUCH MY NOTHING!!"

"Your knocking around with all sorts there"

Multi-accent guy is fucking ledge

[swishbwoy]

@RawrItsOllie "mmm riight .. I La'iiike itt"

Genius! i think they should tag him along with karl

[MrBRP7]

the guy at the end sounds like angry kid haha

[ladyjane211]

well the only bit of Jordan starts at 4:50! the rest is Jerusalem! Hilarious tho

[ladyjane211]

this is not Jordan haha this is Jerusalem :)

[SamHarrisEyebrow]

Wow, Jesus sounds exactly like the irate Israeli tourist guide Sacha Baron Cohen played on the Simpsons.

[SamHarrisEyebrow]

I WANT MORE!

[65ghosty56]

i think its the best show eva! innittt

[SiMUFC2009]

read about this in the book and wondered why is wasn't in the show? hahaha should of been!

[ohdoshutit]

lol karl;s face at the end when he says 'toke'.

fuck there is nothing unfunny about this.

[sampuig12]

I Want more!!! :D

[jamesfromwimbledon]

That guy at the end with the voice?? A whole new series? C'mon!

[darkshines99]

@jamesfromwimbledon I don't know why they cut that bit, it was one of the funniest bits

[jamesfromwimbledon]

@darkshines99 yup

[GregOBehave]

Jesus is an uptight son of a bitch isn't he?

[grimysoldja]

@GregOBehave yes he iz lol

[Verenakan8]

fucking hilarious - karls reaction to that guide's accent - love it!

[DudeSpectre]

In the words of Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, '[He's] A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, to rare to die'

[moomoo22100]

i want more

[bakoraandmokubacorp]

JESUS!!??!!

[evesapple]

that blokes voice is amazing

[mistahbtheoryz]

Fuckin he'll he sounded just Terry tibbs! Bootifull!

[joefx69]

@mistahbtheoryz Karl after a brain accident

[ohdoshutit]

not enough words for all the crazy in this....

[johnmase1]

"Not only are they a tasty snack but they have a funny picture of a monster to cheer you up." (monster munch)

[Dianablackrose11]

Jesus smokes!!! OMG looooooooool

[hawk670]

this man is a legend :)

[skguy7]

truly brilliant show, so funny, being a manc i so relate to his outlook, must be a regional thing lol