Dirty Monkey Mackem

[UncleMikeNJ]

Did ya like yer Stevie Bruce? Did ya like yer Stevie Bruce?

Stevie Bruce? Moonkey's noose! Ah...

Do ya like yer Mart O'Neill? Do ya like yer Mart O'Neill?

Mart O'Neill? Moonkey's heel! Ah...

Seriously, they need to stop hiring managers whose names can be fit into the song.

"Weese keys are these?" I wonder if they say "Woose shoes are thoose?"

[brybry12341515]

1 thing, your using the remembernce day statue as an insult.....

[360Jonathon]

1-0 to the toon FTM

[jeffski1991]

Dirty mackems 

[MegaDeano77]

Loved the pics but the music is shit .

[MegaDeano77]

FTM...

For the mackems

FUCK the mags

[doctorthrobber]

Fantastic,love it.

[kevwee1]

Awesome and very entertaining. Every time I listen. Halerious.

[TheBron2010]

so very true there dirty monkey shite mackams

[colledge112]

hahahahaha c'mon the toon!!!!

[joolzpop]

Had to link this on Facebook to celebrate our fine 5-1 win over our monkey friends.

[EpIcShOtZz1]

howay the toon show these red and white bastards what were made of on halloween

[jenson0191]

come on the tooooooooooooooooooon

[benjiCLSnufc]

Hahah NOoOO get a life u smb 4 god sake 4 the first time in 20 odd years ur in the top division nd where not nd I can actually never remember any Newcastle fans making that big of a deal about it except the day u went down but u lot nat it's not just 1 day it's 4 ever Christ sake u make it sound like ur on the way 2 winning the treble

[efteaem]

we,ll never be masted by BLACK N WHITE BASTARDS COZ SUNDERLAND THE BEST OV THEM ALL!!!!!!FUCK THEM ALL FUCK THEM ALL!!!!enjoy ur bit fun geordie morons c u next season... FTM!!!!

[GeordieKurgen]

@efteaem....... bet your regretting this post right about NOW :D 

[FinalFurlong1]

that mackum guy (at 2.11) must feel like a ryt dick if he see's that lyk haha pmsl...

[leenyburghers]

Mackems are scum !!!

[nuafc]

LUV IT

[caminiho]

fuck off to the championship !!

hope ahley renames your stadium to

JOKE PARK

FTM

[FinalFurlong1]

still better than the stadium of shite

[philatities]

you mackems are fuckin wanka's so kiss my fat ass fuckers

[mainia06]

One Word Mayte.... RELEGATION  Haaaa Ftm

[FinalFurlong1]

yous sad lot were relegated aswell a few seasons ago so stick that up ya arse fuck face!!!

[mainia06]

Seriously Cunt Lugs Just Keep Thinking Fizzy Pop League

[FinalFurlong1]

i dnt care if we r in the 'fizzy pop' league coz yous were in it hahahahahaa so u cant say nowt sad mackem bastard and wtf 'cunt lugs?' mackems have some shite phrases like haha wot a nob jockey

[fishercake]

Ha ha ha funny as fuck...

[TheJohnson10]

ya all fukin scum down in that shite hole of yours........dont even bova tryin to buy any of owa playas wen ye's gan down nd we gan up..fuck martins...we can survive without him.....howeva..u lot cant survive without cisse so...suck me balls dirty mackems.....stadium of light?...stadium of shite.........oh nd ur club will neva b as successful as ours..eva been in the champions league??..ai didnt think so........nd untill u beat us last season...u hadnt beaten us for 30 years..beat that ya scum

[weetabixHEED2009]

TheJohnson10,

shut the fuck up or i'll shag you up your arse

a dirty monkey mackem here and proud!!!

HA'WAY THE LADS!!! SAFC TILL I DIE!!!

[Sunderland931]

we dont even talk like that

[adamyansley]

NUFC!!!!

[Scottk95]

nar mate. where u from again oh yeah northumberland sad wannabe geordie! get a fucking grip! FTM

[Scottk95]

shit video. shit quality aswell....oh wait it sounds like newcastle!!!! sad geordie bastards! FTM! ha ha relegated!

[cptngo]

have fun with your geordie manager

[SunderlandAFC1001]

oh we will.....

have fun with boro in the CCC

[RhodriR]

keys are these? WTF?

[SunderlandAFC1001]

Sunderland is a shit-hole like lol went down hill since 1999.......but our footy team is miles better than your bunch of shit cunts........ WHO'S IN THE FIZZY POP LEAGUE??? O NEWCASTLE ARE!!!!

[jrbrooks200]

laugh while you can mackem, we wont be there for long and when we get back to premiership sunderland better say they're prayers because NUFC will fucking own them.

[SunderlandAFC1001]

aww calm down ya lil girl..... am just havin a bit of a laugh, no need to take a shit fit

[PeterleePoolie]

those are my keys you theifing geordie cunts !! haha

[stz74]

0:19 someone report it to the RSPCA

[DTD2006]

Sad Geordie fucks.

[stz74]

my fav line is " Stadium of light, Monkey Shite"

[mcollybee]

your a fuckin legend

[davisonjoseph]

Fuck the mackems

[capio78]

Dirty mackem... dirty, dirty mackem.... thick as fuck the lot of ya!

[turny2300]

mokey heed

[spongebobjay]

they should play this wen players come out onto the pich at the stadium of shite

[kittylicious77]

hahaha

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

I'm pleased that SAFC have been spared the talents? of "Fat Sam". So it looks like Blackburn really are now certain to be in Championship next season, along with "Fat Sam's" former club of course. Can't really see Sunderland joining them however.

[LittleHarriet]

Hey! I'm a Geordie, but I go to Sunderland Uni. Sunderland is cool, and one of my best mates is a Mackem. We both agree, tho, that it's an insult to call a Mackem a Geordie, and to call a Geordie a Mackem.

[kittylicious77]

loser

[LittleHarriet]

Kittylicious77...that you should call people a loser because they are capeable of intelligent thought makes you rather a sad disgrace to the Geordie People,pet. Peerhaps you might try a University education to help spark your brain into gear....Judging by the laconic nature of your posts,you could do with it..I reccomend The University of Sunderland :)

[Puppy131991]

no..... Newcastle uni is bigger and better than University of Sunderland so if he wanted a good education instead of actually getting stupider then i would say that Newcastle uni is probably a better idea (check league tables if you dont believe me)

[IQ251]

On the contrary my dear boy.

The Monkeyus Mackemus or the more commonly named Sadicus Mackemium Bastadicus is not a fully evolved species at all.

Hence it's atrocious vocal mimicry to try to speak human.

Some say they are plastic Geordies and others say they are just twats.

I say they are sad mackem bastads.

The reeily doo tork stewpid (that's mackem speak for talking a load of shite).

[nikmccarton]

Ive Never Seen Any Newcastle Hating Songs?

People Must Just Not Like Sunderland

Dunno Why =/

Probably Because There Abit Shit

AND COCKY!

[kittylicious77]

i think you are spot on mate!!!! hahahah

[DNM1885]

this the best you black and white scum can do? 2 - 1 you sad cunts!

[DNM1885]

this the best you black and white scum bags can do? 2 - 1 you sad cunts!

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

KEIRAN RICHARDSON IS GOD!!!!!!!!!

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

And yes - just as I predicted - 28 years of waiting has indeed come to an end!!!

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

It is almost time for 28 years of waiting to be ended.

[111Magpie111]

SMB

1 DOOR DOWN

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

Can I suggest you spell-check your comments in future mate.

[GEORDIEhere]

dirty mackham bastards cant fucking stand the site off you peaces of shit i am glad i am a geordie cos i havegot a good accent nunline mackhems that talk like chavs

[SUNDERLAD7T3]

Quite an impressive little speech - must have took you a while to think that one up!!

However, I think you need some spelling/grammar lessons.

[tomscott2007uk]

here black andwhite Bastard do not take the piss about sunderland look where u are before u start fucking knob head get a life black cunt

[uktransplantedyank]

There actually isn't much of a difference between the Geordie accent and the Mackem accent. I like Geordies, but please, don't disgrace your fellow Geordies with this kind of ignorance.

[LittleHarriet]

There is a world of difference between the Geordie accent and the Sunderland one. I have to point out, also, that Mackems are most definately NOT Geordies, and any Mackem would be insulted to be called one...also vice-versa. I'm a Geordie, by the way :)

[uktransplantedyank]

Um, the differences between the accents are only very MINUTE. I lived among Geordies for a year and I was exposed to a fair number of Mackems as well. Geordies and Mackems aren't the same people, but you're SIMILAR. You're on one another's doorstep; it therefore stands to reason that your accents and mannerisms would be SIMILAR.

Be insulted if you want, it's a fact.

Come to think of it, this whole Newcastle-Sunderland antipathy is pretty fucking stupid. Get over it, it's just a game!

[1951dicky]

Dont talk a load of crap, "the differences between the accents is very minute" BOLLOCKS....... is it uktransplanted yank or WANK??

[uktransplantedyank]

It's not bollocks actually. You just don't want to admit it for your stubborn pride.

I see the DICK part of dicky holds up well. You are what you eat, mate.

[1951dicky]

Like your commemt ..........."you are what you eat, mate" thats ace coming from a transplanted WANKYYANKY! or do we say JERK OFF?

[uktransplantedyank]

Yeah yeah, spare me your butthurt ranting, faggot.

[kittylicious77]

loser

[CTA7T6]

THIS SONG IS TOTALLY SAD.

[CTA7T6]

Dirty Mackems.....

Sad Geordie tossers

[bigkipperlips]

mackem mugs you dnt no what ya goin on about piss of back to the chamionship you bunch ov mugs

[LocalLadWilson]

best song ever, i'm number 1 nufc fan but live in s'land- im so ashamed

[nufcpaul1993]

it's a shame mate i am also a newcastle fan but live in sunderland, sunderland is shite :P

[LocalLadWilson]

best song ever, i'm number 1 nufc fan but live in s'land- im so ashamed

[footygirl123456]

DIRTY MACKEM DIRTY MONKEY MACKEM DIRTY MACKEM THEY R FROM SUNDERLAND LOL :p

[england2k7xxx]

this songs offit, love geordies and there accents.. ad the team xxx

[hunterjore13]

have u ever seen a geordie win a cup

have u ever seen a geordie win a cup

have u ever seen a geordie

ever seen a geordie

ever seen a geordie win a cup

have ya fuck!

[nufc4evaandy]

yes i have u dip shit

[CTA7T6]

Yes - the "Mickey Mouse" cup - or was it an egg cup????

[Vinnywhufc]

Have you ever seen a mackem in Milan have you fuck

[carlboxer22]

lol Dirty makems Dirty fuckin makems

[KirLouise]

fucking goons go die u geordie freaks!!!

[moore890]

dirty mackem!! aaaaaaaaaaaah!!

[KirLouise]

stfu u stupid geordie inbred!! u no fuck all so fuck off and dieeee u waste of space. fuck all the mags bunch of scum bags!!!haha :P

[haza5955]

wht was tht mate 2-0 ya fuckin scummy shit u probz divent nar what an inbred is ya fuck in fuck face makum shit gan fuck peter reid ya fuckin dirty scum bag fuck head fuck face cunt suck me fuckin 10 inch wand

[CTA7T6]

Hear Hear!! Well said!!!

[seanmattybroon]

All you dirty mackems should either jump into your new Olympic size swimming pool and never come to the surface or do us all geordies a favour and climb to the top of your sunderland tower and see how quick you hit the ground. All I will say is 2-0 to the best team

[KirLouise]

SO FUCK YAS BEAT US AT FOOTY THERES ALWAYS NEXT TIME THO.GEORDIES FAIL AT LIFE BUNCH OV BELLA DRINKING SLOTHS LOL AND NOT ONE MACKEM SAYS WEES KEYS ARE THESE ? :s SOUNDS MORE LIKE GEORDIE LINGO IF U ASK ME. BUNCH OF GEORDIE SCUM.FMT MACKEM FOR LIFE X

[boristemple]

2-0 GET IN THERE!!!

4-1 even chopra scored...!

[boristemple]

2-0 GET IN THERE!!!

4-1 even chopram scored...!

[boothfenn]

fucking lindisfarne r fuckin shite ,has the fucking fog cleared up yet?is it right that tyne and wear cleansing put all the old fridges in the gardens of scumland?

[markyboybdi]

amazing to see how many comments are being made by mackems using the only pc in sunderland.. (its in a jobcentre and isnt used often for searches) SMB

[haza5955]

mate thts fuckin mint (live on the gordies)

[theclazey]

Nah one likes a Dirty stealing jobless mackem c@nt

[mroompapa]

really? unemployment is higher in scumcastle.

Our city is overtaking yours with redevelopment now by the way.

Olympic swimming pool facilities only one between leeds and edinburgh, soon the spirit of sunderland tower, when built will also be the biggest building between manchester and edinburgh.

Fuck dirty geordie scum.

[CTA7T6]

Agreed.

Wish the Geordies would go and jump off the Tyne Bridge and never re-surface from The Tyne, or jump in front of a Metro train.

[mpatt85]

HA HA HA! Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[KirLouise]

the person who made this video wants to sort the lifes out sad lil freak!! sunderland is wkd:) so for all u geordies out there shhhh and sort ya accents out i hate the way the talk ewffff!! mackem till i die :) mwaaaaaa

[ray03lu05]

NEWCASTLE = SHIT TOWN AND FOOTY TEAM

[shearergeordie]

anyone know where the found monkey phone call joke it it was made my someone down in shields about the owner ringing up a zoo down south ???

any1 got a link can they send it to me pls or put a posting of it on here

ta all

[kyleftm]

lets all laugh at keegan the messiah is back u sad blck n white c*nts

[graham8989898]

lets all laff at keegan

lets all laff at keegan la la la la

[linker162]

Funny as fuck.....ftm long live king kev and his entertainers.....sunderland till i die!

[stylem2006]

ya all want to be mackems because ya wouldnt go to all the trouble of making this video. ya love us. WE FUCKIN HATE U LOT!

[rajypoo]

MY DADS BIGGA THAN YOURS

[safcdurhamno1]

:D What's wit the beer cans? Who's the city who has a beer named after them?

[ApocXPB]

i dont care what came out of sunderland... its still full of mackems

[safcdurhamno1]

Actually there's a few Geordies there aswell

[jimmykirsty]

keano wanks his dog dirty mackem

[mroompapa]

you fucking dirty cheap geordie fucking whore!

get back to your brothel bitch.

[stylem2006]

ha ha this is fuckin shit. makes ya sound like sad twats.oh i and also tell sam alladyce to stop fuckin eatin all the pies the fat cunt there was fuckin none left after the match

[mroompapa]

ah there all a bunch of fat bastards, I dunno why they made this song just so they can hide what's bad with them onto us.

[jimmykirsty]

dirty monkey mackem keys are these sunderland seaburn shitehole FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!!!!

[acky2k8]

Its more like this u geordie fkin bastard >>> DIIIIRRRTY GEORDIEE .. DIRTY GEORDIE .. DIRTY JAK OFF GEORDIE THEY ALL FROM SCUMCASTLE

YAS JELAOUS CUZ YA AVENT WON A FUKKIN CUP IN HOWMANY YEARS U STUPID TWAT

[THEtoon4lyf]

stupid twat are we fk me look hus talkin sad mackem fuck up get bak to the zoo

[rajypoo]

WHAT?

[joneziek07]

well we shud av won yas tday what a flooky goal ya scored. kick ya arses at st james park ya horrible geordie scum hahaha

[toon7ami]

keano he w***s his dogs keano

[nilsclash]

dont forget to put some shit in ya wallets for I.D yi mackem dee nowts...

[burberryslipsen]

come on newcastle united :D heheeey, dirty Monkey mackems. Oba oba Martins hattrick 2morrow, best regards from sweden

[WestYorksMakem]

Hate you black and white Bastards more than any asylum seeker or ginger cunt!

[steviesnake]

havent laughed so much for ages

[meatpastie]

after the game at the SOS i dont think the geordie commentators on the radio will be doing the same what slimon crabtree done coz theres no cunt famous from scumderland! dirty SMB scum!!!!!

[mroompapa]

there's plenty famous from sunderland, want me to copy up the entire list?

[british92]

a liv in seaham near peterlee n it isnt scruffy...........but newcastle iz a proper shithole.....propa fuked up

[Deano982]

wow u must b propa solid u then!

[phatphil123]

newcastle is a small town in sunderland keano theres only one keano phatphil. man utd forever.

[slothfc]

no it not ya fukin idiot

[phatphil123]

cheer up fatty allardyce oh what can it mean to be a fat geordie bastard with a sad football team.keano keano.mufc 4 ever

[joeharma]

most mackems would be better off in the para olympics every one is a winner then, bless, stick to robot wars and interbreeding

[fraz1892]

do you live in pennywell......do you live in pennywell....pennywell...penny­well.. monkey smell..

monkey smell

[turkeyfuckkwing]

heehee dirty monkey mackems lmaooo keeemmoonnn yoooooooooouuuuuuuu geordie lads lol:P:P

[Eaomatrix]

geordie scum.

[BurbeQue]

Fuck off you dirty stinkin jobless mackem bastards.

why do you watch this video if you don't like it, monkey shite that you are!!!

Rangers FC Newcastle United FC

[Eaomatrix]

sorry loosers, a list was published today in "The daily mirror" featuring the top 20 WORST places to live in Uk

Guess what?

SUNDERLAND WASN'T IN THE LIST because it isn't a shithole

Guess what?

MIDDLESBROUGH IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST PLACE TO LIVE IN THE UK, IT HAS THE LOWEST WAGES, HIGHEST DRUG RATE AND HIGHEST CRIME RATE!!!!

[sterowney2]

that maybe... but its geordies on about sunderland. So whats your point?

[Eaomatrix]

Dirty geordies, dirty fucking geordies dirty geordies ya come from oowa the toon.

[Eaomatrix]

who's a geordie bastard? you are creating a song like this to hide your own problems. You're just a bunch of SAD-GEORDIE-BASTARDS, SAD-GEORDIE-BASTARDS, SAD-GEORDIE BASTARDS

[rajypoo]

HE,HE, YOUR FUNNY

[crissym2006]

its canny funny when ya fink bout it lyk but ya de get sum sad geordie cunt sittin ther making these the queer black cunt ha

[Thepenner34]

haha dirty makkems , geordie through and through haware the toon !!!!

[Eaomatrix]

fuck you SGB geordie wankers. When November comes you'll regret this you arrogant bastards.

[tomscott2007uk]

can not wait tell we play u black and white bastards

[tomscott2007uk]

newcastle smells of shit

[rajypoo]

COZ WA UP WIND OF THE SKIP?$%!&

[meatpastie]

should make one up for the wife beating alcoholic irishman in charge at the village of the damned. dirty keano leader of the paedos!!!

[Eaomatrix]

lets make a song about dirty geordies.

[amirkn2k6]

ha ha mattyovherra fukin get a grip m8 n a fukin baff divnt fukin sey were scruffy fukin seen th st8 iv yiz man!!!!! nufc til i die

[mattyovherra]

fkn black n white shite more lyk scruffy geordie cunts

[Hayd4Monty]

mattyovherra, please speak english you silly geordie cunt.

[mattyovherra]

ere man hayd4mont i wud have a hard job bein a geordie when am frm sunderland sort ya life owt man

[ALANSHEARERISGOD]

Mackems suck off tramps - fucking abortions.

[acke2runner]

dirty mackem scum yall need 2 buy ur self a pair ov concrete slippers and throw yasels in the wear man ur all worthless pieces if shit

[Eaomatrix]

That Eight Ace on the lager can part is daft. Because the Eight Ace character is a geordie!!!!!!!!!! and he's published in the Viz which is all based around tyneside.

[seeem]

the singer sounds like a fuckin mackem. I hear tell mackem lasses are bonny and geet canny, but it's the accent innit?? would make you lose y'pan handle

[gudge2k7]

dirty red and white bastards youse are scum

[Eaomatrix]

no we are not. Get real.

[fraz1892]

filthy black rats

i hate u scum

[fraz1892]

you know how the mackems boycott sports world and sugar puffs mike ashley should take over netto and ace lager so the mackem fuckers would starve and dehydrate

[jamrakki]

omg long live sunderland you black an white geordie cunts garn fuckin lick ya mars big flappy fannies ya fuckin lil mugs yas

[tunner84]

i agree..... that was amazingly intelligent for a stinkin black nd white shite tho

[keysafcftm]

class this like

[Eaomatrix]

Geordies are more monkey than we are, they don't look or live like them. They act like them; they are arrogant, bigheaded bastards who think they rule.

[bebbo309]

we are better than sunderland face it the mackems are going down TOON ARMY till i die

[Eaomatrix]

no we are not....

Lets face it.

The Newcastle team might be good; but its the fans I have a problem with.

The fans are shite, they're not too bright and the lasses have ugly faces

[bebbo309]

yeh u are

u face it

ure shit

haha

[gazza2770]

dirty mackem!dirty monkey mackem!!

Newcastle foreva Howay da lads