segata sanshiro could take both chuck norris and kim jong il in a fight. and still have time to beat radiant silver gun without getting hit before dinner
@williamalexhayden ha....chuck norris cant compare to sanshiro's manlyness....and power, chuck might do push ups and push the earth down at the same time, but sanshiro pushes it by just walking :)
if chuck didnt get a saturn..sanshiro would have teleported to his house and incinerate him with his look....till this day chuck only plays his saturn....
With him gone due to Nintendo and Sony's plotting (the missile) theres no one to beat up people for neglecting their duties to game =(. Theres no one around to tell us to "Play Sega Saturn until our fingers break."
I know what you mean, I had a Playstation, now I wish I had a Saturn instead. I've got one now but it won't be the same as if I owned one when I was younger.
the Playstation going to be a Nintendo console but Nintendo decided to be backstabbers and go with a another company that would create their new system for cheaper.
The sega Saturn's motherboard architecture was difficult two designed games for,(It had two processors). It was also released in selected stores prior to the announced release date. this led the company executives to think that selling the system at a loss (which is normal for video games)would be unnecessary do to the system having no competition.
I used to own a SEGA Saturn. All I had was Virtua Fighter 1, Daytona U.S.A. 1, SEGA Rally Championship, V.R. Virtual Racing, and the ultra-rare Choice Cuts CD. If SEGA's DreamCast succeeded, then their next home console would have Segata Sanshiro's grandson following his footsteps toward successful advertising.
I'm prepared to say that this man could've carried Sega into the next-gen age by himself if they'd just released his commercials in America.
PaleChariot 2 weeks ago
this is Chuck Norris' father
samueladams16 1 month ago
LOL i wish sega still made ads for their games with Segata Sanshiro in them XD!
russ3dliew 5 months ago
The Dos Equis man just sh*t his pants in fear
BR3WCI7YB4NG4 8 months ago
segata sanshiro could take both chuck norris and kim jong il in a fight. and still have time to beat radiant silver gun without getting hit before dinner
bigdonkey14 9 months ago
3 people don't play Sega Saturn. Let's NOT mourn Segata Sanshiro's enemy.
GameAW1 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro deserves a cinematic movie, and at least 2 tv series, one of them being anime. :D
CairSilverwolf 1 year ago
Man this dude is serious! AWESOME!!!!
MrRaydiodreamz 1 year ago
A god made flesh...SEGATA SANSHIRO SEGA SATURN SHIIIIIIRO
CloudStrifeZX 1 year ago
This guy's more badass than Chuck Norris! And just as badass as Mr.T!
zeldafanover9000 1 year ago
hes allmost as epic as chuck norris =)
williamalexhayden 1 year ago
@williamalexhayden ha....chuck norris cant compare to sanshiro's manlyness....and power, chuck might do push ups and push the earth down at the same time, but sanshiro pushes it by just walking :)
if chuck didnt get a saturn..sanshiro would have teleported to his house and incinerate him with his look....till this day chuck only plays his saturn....
JAYWALKERS3000 7 months ago
Hes like the Force embodied in a gi... I like to think hes still watching over us all.
Phillia118 1 year ago 2
With him gone due to Nintendo and Sony's plotting (the missile) theres no one to beat up people for neglecting their duties to game =(. Theres no one around to tell us to "Play Sega Saturn until our fingers break."
11Knives11 1 year ago
he should be in the gaming commercial of hall of fame
Toujerthao 2 years ago 5
sega satan, lolz
nooblet911 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro owns all!!!! lol
the0dd1 2 years ago
SEGA SATURN 4LIFE!!!!!!!! OMG this song is so cool !!
MASTERXJC 2 years ago 7
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gpva1997 2 years ago 7
Man this so cool, I wish I had a saturn after this. I
Megaman22xx 2 years ago 4
had this aired on american tv, i think i would have ran to the store and bought a saturn
FreshChurros 2 years ago 6
Man.. this guy kicks EVERYONE'S butt! Zombies, clubbers, baseballs.. they are no match LOL
thedawnynator2 2 years ago
My god its the manliest man who ever lived.
thegoldencat7 2 years ago 26
I need ur help against sony Segata san !!!!
Azdrubael 3 years ago
I know what you mean, I had a Playstation, now I wish I had a Saturn instead. I've got one now but it won't be the same as if I owned one when I was younger.
Bald12342 3 years ago 4
AMAZING !
AndixFlarion 3 years ago 3
Ryu can suck Segata Sanshiro's cock.
SeventhSun 3 years ago
this is awesome!
MarkyBaby101 3 years ago
Lmao i sold my saturn for a n64, i know wut u mean..
MugenSaturn 3 years ago 5
I LOVE this Guy...Yeah
iosomewhere 3 years ago
Save us Sanshiro!
blastardinc 3 years ago 3
This is epic on so many levels.
phlegmuffin 3 years ago 22
SEGA SATURN SHIRO!
Krimmson 3 years ago 2
YAY SEGATA
hollerritter 3 years ago 2
go sega
JVCONSOLE 4 years ago
That was awesome. ;_;
SailorStarDust 4 years ago 2
The humour in Japan is crazy. I love it.
Typowned 4 years ago 2
Segata Sanshiro for BRAWL!
>_>
<_<
topdod 4 years ago 9
lol... "You never know what might happen in this world"
TheLackingSightWease 4 years ago 2
I creamed my jeans at the thought of that. Thanks a lot.
incom1138501 4 years ago 2
wow! this is crazy.
brightstar911 4 years ago
Japan is awesome in that respect.
StormyDrake 4 years ago 2
ROFLMAO @ 0:34!!!
sowutifmahsnsux 4 years ago 2
LOL! the baseball part was hilarious! this whole thing was brilliant! SEGA is awesome
sowutifmahsnsux 4 years ago 2
I am loving this.
BASEBALL? RIDICULOUS! THE MIGHTY SEGA SATURN IS BETTER THAN YOUR PUNY EXERCISE!
einootspork 4 years ago 4
You must play Sega Saturn! Play...until your fingers break! UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BREAK!
Shazzmatazz 4 years ago 3
Greatest Japan Hero EVER!!.
ClockworkMage 4 years ago 3
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life! Segata Sanshiro is my hero!
SUPREMEdonuan 4 years ago 3
:o sugoi~
zerojad 4 years ago
LoLLOLOL
plymplom 5 years ago
omg!!! Wanna get the lyrics translation! LOL!!! XD
Xevious76 5 years ago
haha this has got to be one of the best things ever.
beholdcharlemagne 5 years ago
god this guys would give chuck norris a run for his money
aims771 5 years ago
yukawasenmuuuuuuuuu
fooka0911 5 years ago
b/c sony was an idiot and relased a system which designs were stolen from nintendo.
neoknux009 5 years ago
the Playstation going to be a Nintendo console but Nintendo decided to be backstabbers and go with a another company that would create their new system for cheaper.
myscreams 5 years ago
Nope. The contract was miswriten in Sony's favor, and they would've had control of all the games. Nintendo got pissed and pulled out.
SegaDoomGuy 4 years ago
Why wasn't the Saturn as popular as it could have been?
chronoplus 5 years ago
The sega Saturn's motherboard architecture was difficult two designed games for,(It had two processors). It was also released in selected stores prior to the announced release date. this led the company executives to think that selling the system at a loss (which is normal for video games)would be unnecessary do to the system having no competition.
edudrepus 5 years ago
I think Segata Sanshiro can even beat the hell out of Takuma Sakazaki.
SeventhSun 5 years ago
I used to own a SEGA Saturn. All I had was Virtua Fighter 1, Daytona U.S.A. 1, SEGA Rally Championship, V.R. Virtual Racing, and the ultra-rare Choice Cuts CD. If SEGA's DreamCast succeeded, then their next home console would have Segata Sanshiro's grandson following his footsteps toward successful advertising.
parrothead1983 5 years ago
You know what I'm really not playing enough Sega Saturn these da-*POW* *SNAP* *CRACK*
fozzibab 5 years ago
This man is my hero <3
KenMiyake 5 years ago
this is my favorite vid
i wannna be a segagta-sanshiro
sangkm 5 years ago
segata sanshiro love us :D
cyrus14514 5 years ago
I want Sega now!
commonyoshi 5 years ago
SEGATA SANSHIRO IS MY HERO! HE STANDS FOR US ALL.
gobii81 5 years ago
Its awesomeness is blinding.
Bluewolftyler 5 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segata_Sanshiro
the lyrics are there.
AtliVidar 5 years ago
They're saying all that needs to be said. Segata Sanshiro!
AtliVidar 5 years ago
Makes me wonder what the hell they're saying
Kelberoth 5 years ago
Long live Segata Sanshiro...
EndOfTheW0rld 5 years ago
Segata Sanshiro is a Hero!
HeeroMasaki 5 years ago