Vlog of a Madman #8

[jaydotosh]

I mean 1:38 AHAHHALOOL

[JW95100]

damn it!!!!! the first freaking spider scared the crap out of me!!!!!

[tjdabest90]

phlegm phlegm phlegm phlegm phlegm in my throoooough t

[LordPenguin7485]

dude the "zoomin in wink" thing makes me hate you, I wish I had thought of that you bastard.This vid was amazing though.

[bozzioisgod44]

So yeah, I checked out that Phil fellow. Ew. Just. Ew.

[TheAnswerer1]

The Benchwarmers.

[MrRollpapers]

shoot me in the fucking head (turns round with half a moustache)

[VinsanityZero]

Phlegm

Phlegm

Phlegm

Phlegm

Phlegm

Phlegm in my throoooat

[stonerlife123]

whats up mother fuckers

[mellyboi1]

"What's up, motherfuckers?" lol!

[ShonnaKay]

Very enjoyable vlog...you madman.

[DanKisLovE]

shaggy impersonation was the best

[pudinthehood]

it kinda looks like you're wearing a star trek outfit lol

[DanKisLovE]

@pudinthehood

thats exactly what i thought xD

[Segacamp]

can anyone tell me what movie was that called at 1:32

[PunkRocker666Metal]

i dunno , but im curious too .....btw if i was that spider I would SOOOO crawl onto her boobs XD

[Segacamp]

oh yeah me too she looks so damn sexy

[HairManisEddie]

I think its called aracnophobia or however you spell it :)

Pretty shit film.

[Segacamp]

oh thanks it's actually more of horror film than a crappy film I seen it when I was a kid I just couldn't remember the title of the movie

[KSIDante666]

Arachnophobia.

[Segacamp]

I know I already saw it

[redhot154]

nice shirt

[GetSomeMissy]

HAHHAHAH

I know Philip Defranco!

lmao

[tolchok89]

Add some reverb to your vampire voice and it would make a nice Count Bloodcount impression...

[emopinata12345]

haha

[clevelandjrlove]

OMG!! MEGA FREAKIN FUNNY DUDE!!

[Renisslick]

so true, without Chris Farley, david spade wouldn't be all that funny. Tommy boy was awesome and so was Black Sheep! ~please pop the hood! hahahaha

[ozzymansonrules]

what the fuck man!!????

[Shawnmichaels999]

and over there.. whats up motherfuckers!

[tolchok89]

I didn't get the "spiders on your back like in Indiana Jones" bit, and Google didn't help.

I only really got it after seeing a parody of it on Fast Forward. They were actually on my aunt's back!

[1302jm]

ha "wats up mother fuckas"-the spider

that was so funny i love this

thnx

[Renisslick]

spiders.......ughhhhh....one of my worst fears! other than that awesome clip haha!

[Amzee1000]

" zoomin in, wiiinnk " lolz ur fuckin hilarious

[McGoiter]

Arachnophobia

[zacandbella]

LMAO the bear falling out of the tree!

[zacandbella]

LMAO zinger!

[carennas]

OH! and omg ew! what vid clip was that one with the spider from? freaking SICK:(!!

[carennas]

oh pshaw, what are you talking about? you have just over 16000 subscribers:p that chuckles is a really cute guy! especially when he took off his moustache;) lol! and shaggy was cute too:p

[Rippalshad]

CHUCKLES IS DEAD!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!

[libertybenz]

THE CAST OF STAR TREK CALLED, THEY WANT THEY WANT THE SHIRT BACK !

lol im totally jk

[wowurnotgood]

So you voted for Harvey Dent.

Which one?

a) Billy Dee Williams

b) Tommy Lee Jones

c) Aaron Eckhart

[boydman117]

so funny wat u said about sXe phil and david spade

tho i still subscribe to sXe phil and watch his vids daily

[thewiimaniac]

lol. Miss Spider says " Whatsup mothafuckas!" so random and great

[wowurnotgood]

That's too bad about Chuckles...I was starting to kind of like him.

[McGoiter]

You just wait...

[boydman117]

wut do ya mean

[KatyKakle]

poor Spade!

[berrypie27]

Greatest Hollywood minute... Christopher Walken was guest host and David was out on location talking crap about him cus he didn't know they were live. Classic.

[wambulenceman]

flegm flegm flegm flegm in my throoooooaaaat. That was sooo funny

[dramerican]

This video is halarious!!!! Good work man. Happy New Year! You rule the Youtube! Why the heck do you think Phil blew up!?

[LiamHere2K8]

Oh shit leatherface is waking up' LMAO!

[solidXsnake4life]

This guy ,phill or something,is not as good as you...You are funny!

[Spectre16Spooky4]

zoooming wink

lol

[DEXtoma]

the grenade part was pretty funny, though.

[DEXtoma]

Phil is awesome, okay?

[McGoiter]

You can like him, I'm not stopping you. I just think he's a self righteous douchebag that doesn't deserve the amount of subscribers he has. But whatever, it's the internet.

[TenaciousSkaven]

lol, no offence but i think you and most other youtubers take this whole subcribing thing to far, but your vids are really awesome, i subscribed XD

[stargazer276]

u do have 10000 subscribers (thank you, thank you...........)

[Byrill]

Hahahah! Oh my god, I nearly pissed myself with the Bear clip!

[WallMoselover13]

this is why like you can be anyone you wannah be. technicly no-one knows what you sound like exept you. And that my friend is an extremly awsome way to be

[JasonXtK]

lol EPIC stare at 4:43

[topjohnnydeppfan]

the mustache came off in the middle of the video!

lol

[MayneVideos]

1:40 ROFFFL

[shadowshelb]

Mrs. Spider's Sunny Patch!! I used to watch that with my little sisters

[shadowshelb]

omg boobs at 1:35

[shadowshelb]

your shirt looks like the ones from star trek hawt lol!!

[sazzrhilee]

Lol i fucking hate david spade aint funny just cocky...

[Boq12345]

I used to cry like that when my teacher Mr. Jimenez would be mean to me. And he would buy it. It was funny.

[MercMaster101]

whats the pint of this?? kinda funny

[McGoiter]

Why, a pint of Guinness of course!

[coolfundylan]

Sounded like Dr Rockso at 2:10

[imTKA]

Wats up motherfuckas!? loled)))

[melpalooza321]

haha so that close up was editing lol too funny...if ur looking for random bullshit search "barney eats little children" by kortez3000 on youtube, i mean this vid should get an award for being the most random pile of shit lol

[SnowWhyteQueen3]

"Zoom in and wink" lmao! Dude.. you are fricken hilarious!! I don't usually watch random videos but.. yours rocked!!! they are actually really funny unlike most other people on here. Makes me think of Seth Macfarlanes kind of comedy... ba-zing!

[TeamVentureMember]

how in all that is possible can you SQUEAK like that?! your...your not human

[McGoiter]

It's an inward scream, it's actually pretty easy. Think "pterodactyl."

[TeamVentureMember]

nope, not possible, case closed, your a freak (hugs Brock out of pity)

[wowurnotgood]

You're three people away from having 10,000 subscribers.

[horrorbettie]

Yoinks!! lol!

[wowurnotgood]

You made at least two Harvey Dent references...the second one being Tommy Lee Jones.

That being said, you have got to be voting for Harvey Dent as portrayed by Aaron Eckhart.

You do realise you're voting for some guy who went mad and got half his face burned off?

[simpsonsfan2112]

Dammit, it didn't. Let me try it one more time. Anyway, Aw, I like David Spade. I don't care that you don't like him though! By the way, you have established that you don't like Dane Cook, and I dont think anyone will disagree with you. But who DO you like? Who inspired this comedy that we know and love?

P.S. Can I borrow a hand grenade? My second cousin is coming into town, and I've got a little business to take care of...

Happy November First! Go trick'rtreating today as an amnesia patient!

[McGoiter]

I said David Spade has his moments, he's good in small doses, his movies though are terrible except when he was with Farley. That's probably why nothing has come out starring David Spade since "Dicky Roberts." I would say when I was little I looked up to Jim Carey and Robin Williams the most. I like very few comedians. Zach Galiafanakis, Jim Gaffigan, Louis C.K., and Mitch Hedberg being some of them. Most mainstream comedy is pretty awful in my opinion, but people eat that crap up.

[wowurnotgood]

Farley probably OD'd because he'd had enough of being associated with Spade.

[VV22BB]

I Agree Except Eddy Murphy Delirious *made me rofl*, my fave Comedian being a local teen from my area :D

mychonny.. he's o so funny.. as are you.. which is why i'm like 10k other people and Subscribed.. lol

Thankyou for entertainment on these cold and lonely nights :D

[SnowWhyteQueen3]

I looked up to Jim Carrey and Robin Williams too :) And about David Spade.. I'm pretty much with you on that one.. he has his moments but without Farley its kind of like.. whats the point? So many people I know watched David Spades movies and were like 'You HAVE to watch this!' and when I did it was just like.. um.. haha?

[simpsonsfan2112]

Did my last comment post?

[Tomb3Raider]

HAHA riley looks so scared when you do that close up lol. haha and nice one on saying Chuckles is the one that we should be directing our hate comments to. DAMN YOU CHUCKLES! DAVID SPADE IS HILARIOUS! *HATE COMMENT HATE COMMENT*

[ofwolfandwhiplash]

"Patty Mayonaise!" lol Doug reference. God I miss that show

[melpalooza321]

haha when he opens the door it closes up on the dog, fucking random and hilarious lol great video

[McGoiter]

Haha thanks! I noticed the dog there as I was editing, so I threw in some randomness.

[tenture4solntz]

i've watched this like a million times and i still crack up at waz up muther fucker. u r sooo funny

[marioslilfroob]

waz up motta fuggers lol

[destroyerjared]

pure classicness!!! XELLENTT

[XxLadyxXxSamyxX]

ahahahah

[laterose]

Are You Afraid of the Dark? reference.

Ily.

[ultimapie]

LOL VOTE FOR HARVEY DENT!!!

[snielsen]

Great video...Have you been keeping an eye on your sodium intake?

[antiprep66686]

I'm trying as hard as I can to remember what "Get it right or pay the price" is from, Maybe I smoked to much pot in high school cuz I can't remember for shit :( it's making me sad LOL

Love ya

[McGoiter]

Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts, and when we think about you...it makes me wanna FART!

It's "I hope we never PART." Now get it right or pay the price.

[antiprep66686]

ahah I remember now, Thanks Brock

You rock

Love ya

[reanimate280]

did you know if you took Brendan Fraiser and Toby Maguire and placed them in a time machine took them back twenty years...knicked their shoulders with a nice sharp micro chip and placed them both in BrundleFlys teleportation device...then you would have a human that looks pretty close to the way you look?...keep up the good work you're a Funny Mofo ...I enjoys yo Vidjeos

[yogiraw]

a golden piece, well crafted, very funny, risky, includes detachable mustache, lovable -one critic

[tkbomber]

Shaggy!

[HOGwild1133]

omfg your really funny <3

[MonkeyStompVideos]

the squeaky crying noise was quite a nice touch, ha ha ha. You could make a fucked up blues clues with Riley if you could get her to cooperate.

[zexion1]

I hate Dan Cook. He is dum.

[UBERN00BERER]

phelgm plegm phlegm phlegm in my throat, that was gold, truly, truly gold

[demono44aa]

you deserve more subscribers that sexy phil

[McGoiter]

Thank you so much!

[moses132049]

lol harvy dent

[milbrewbabe]

"chuckles" can say anything. ill never unsubscribe lol.

[McGoiter]

Chuckles thanks you. :)

[antiprep66686]

totally agree

[al3xosu]

4:30 to 4:43 so true =)). Good thinking!

[Leadmetal300]

you should make more impressions

[McGoiter]

I take it you didn't like this video, I will get back to impressions soon. I'm in the midst of writing something pretty epic impression video wise.

[wowurnotgood]

Was that the Futurama video with special cameo appearance by Maurice LaMarche?

[cavemansmashyou]

2:10 the squeaky cry ......

[CpmStudios]

Am I seeing a foreshadow within the last 14 seconds from 7:50-8:04? eh eh? ;)

[moonblossom15]

I believe in Harvey Dent! *zoom in WINK*

[TDFilms08]

Hey man. Just a smidgen of "constructive critique". Obviously you're doing well enough, so take this with a grain of salt...

I liked your vids a lot more when your self-depricating humor was a tad more subtle. Now it just seems like a good portion of the video was a flagrant, over-the-top attempt at making fun of yourself. Which, of course, is one of the points: I get it. I just wish it wasn't so so obvious.

Keep on though. The wit you have should be taking you places. Good show!

[McGoiter]

No worries, I wasn't going for subtle this time. The type of people I was referring to in this video wouldn't know subtle if it impregnated their sister. So I had to go the Family Guy route and shove the terribly unsubtle...ness of the jokes in their faces. That's really the only way some people get it.

[IraqIsWhack]

Heheh Ben Stiller would appreciate that comment about his wife who was in Hey Dude. LOL rock on bro.

[McGoiter]

Haha, totally didn't know she was in that!

[IraqIsWhack]

Yeah, that's the first time I ever saw her was hey dude, the younger blonde chick, not the older lady LOL

[loryncle]

I hope that bear's OK? :(

[McGoiter]

Yes, the bear's okay, I looked it up.

[loryncle]

God, please. Sxephil sxesucks.

[amc6290]

Over 2000 views already?!! actually i cant say im suprised, it rocks!, "Oh come on chuckles, MAAAAAN!!!

[xRosesandThorns]

Brock you are 1 million times better than sxephil. I used to be subscribed to him, but then I realized he kinda sucked. So you're my new sxephil. Haha. ((zoom in and wink))

[FabledTruce]

You're incredible Brock, I do think I'm in love!

[Foxfairy5]

Who is this Sexy Phil you speak of? Man I need to get out less, and stay in to watch more videos...Zoomin'in *wink*. No really I don't care. Funny stuff, worth the 8 minutes of my life, lol.

[BowlerHat]

4th time 'round, Brock. - Max

[McGoiter]

Sweet!

[madmistriss]

Nice hair and great video !

[greendayrox489]

I like sxefill lol

[EliteExpectations]

Happy Birthday to you,

you live in a zoo...

you look like a monkey,

and you smell like one too.

[McGoiter]

Did Jim Nabors tell you to say that? Well it's not true!

[TBBucs20]

definitely your funniest "series" if I may call it that. But hey I think all your videos are hilarious, Great Job!

"zoomin' wink!"

[stronger157]

I think my favorite impressions of yours are actually the ones you create. Another priceless piece of work brock, good work :D

[antiprep66686]

that poor bear LOL even though I'm afraid of them considering I've lived in the back ass woods of Pennsylvania most of my life LOL

But I love you Brock you're awesome, and fucking hilarious. I was laughing the whole fucking time.

Love Jackie

[TheMailmen12]

best 8 minutes of my life...no...yeah!

my country tis of thee sweet land of liberty to you i crap in my teachers desk

where's your mozerella now bitch?

[Simetra666]

"Wazzup mother fuckas :D"

Best line from you ever dude

[nicksantrizos555]

I'm furious i've noticed this video durring school i don't have my headphones so i cant listen god damnit now i gotta wait 2 hours 2 watch it.

[imapandaburrawr]

lol ive been dying for this video! it was amazing as usual!

"and one over there.."

"wassup mutherfucker!?"

lmao. priceless.

go brock go go brock

*happy dance*

[kardrok]

thanks man for keep doing these

[BlueMeanieinPepperla]

awesome Brock you're the man!

[SIMPFANN]

You have a habit of getting on the soapbox every now and then. Fortunately, it's a very funny soapbox.

[bulletproofKevlar]

hahaha nice reference to are you afraid of the dark there

[Tulm14]

again GENIUS...everytime :D

[FinnishWolf007]

You should put to the beginning logo ''You're a MADMAN!'' :D

5/5

[BowlerHat]

Or you're just a really funny motherfucker who gets better as he goes. - Max

[BowlerHat]

This one's a repeat offender for sure, Brock. I wonder if it's being missed here, though, just how LITERALLY "beneath the surface" you're going in this constant battle with your demon Chuckles. Jung's "duality of man" theories abound in this realm. Dark things are happening under this house where he resides... and you don't even bother with an exorcism, which is truly admirable. If Chuckles truly has perished, though, the results could be you BOTH are plunged into a cataclysmic abyss. - Max

[Retroxity]

i actually unsubscribed to phil just the other day lol

[McGoiter]

Haha, awesome!

[Aserthcera]

I actually looked up Philip Deranko on Youtube.

Haha, How pathetic am I? Im actually making fun of myself right now. I cant seem to just let a unknown joke past. I HAVE to look it up. Lol

Anyway, I am agreeing Philip Deranko is definately not funny, just rambles on about random things.

You are WAY better

(btw, Im not sucking up to you. Just saying your way better Lol)

[Xtos1989]

God Forbid Dane Cook get hit by a bus, it would be the only funny thing he's ever done, and yeah i agree with chuckles on the matter of sxephil. Guys a Nub

It's a shame Ur not getting as much exposure as that guy, ur videos are way ahead of his in quality and style

[FrEeRiDeMtB23]

dude whats the movie with the spider cold and the chick is hot

[McGoiter]

Arachnophobia starring Jeff Daniels.

[collegeninja77]

i just got my own fun mustaches from this great store in town called archimage. i also got my pencil thin mustaches but they had to order them. apparently with the economy in the crapper, people know where their priorities are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tobuscus]

ahhahah. I want a mustache, so I too can express my opinions about Philip without fear of reprimand!

[nAmezsk8]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha. i loved the sounds at 2.06

[wizardguy31orelse]

Hahahahahahaha.Loved it ^^ Early Nick days ftw?XD

[tweekernessism]

oh god LOL

[antiprep66686]

Oh and that bear falling out of the tree onto the trampoline made me just about piss myself, and I just noticed Chuckles said "Patty Mayonnaise" LMAO Brock you're the best!

[antiprep66686]

OMG You should have seen how excited I was over a new Vlog...I seriously was hopping up and down in my seat and clapping my hands excitedly HAHA. You're making me miss being a kid and watching Nick ALL the time, fuckin Salute Your Shorts and Hey Dude and all that good(well it was then)shit. I actually watched 2 episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? earlier it was just bad and made me feel old, which in turn should make you feel old too cuz we're the same age!

LMAO Love Ya

<3 Jackie

[xmattzax]

Thanks for showing me the shower scene...I can never take a shower again.

[PugnaciousT15]

The Gummi Bears theme song playing during that brief little snippet was an especially nice touch, Brock. Nicely done!

[CpmStudios]

When you brought up Harvey Dent and your plot to kill Chuckles....well, this was all I could think of.

Gordon: Chuckles McFlarnagen never made it home...

Brock: Of course not...

Gordon: What have you done?

Brock: Me.....I was right here...*raises hand cuffs* who'd you leave him with, hmmm? Phillip Defranco?

Ohhh my boy, you never cease to give us laughs. Great video man, keep up the outstanding work, and by the way, I got herpes from your awesome herpes T-Shirt.

Thanks...

[wowurnotgood]

LOL, love the Dark Knight reference. Damn you for being so funny.

[aroneous]

finally someone of substance admits they know sxephil is talentless, unless wearing makeup and being a talentless douche bag is a talent in itself. bravo sir. bra. vo. (effeminate golf clap)

[McGoiter]

I'll admit I've tried on several occasions to watch his videos, he's just so damn full of himself that it makes it unbearable. I don't get the appeal there, but whatever, it's Youtube.

[amc6290]

and phil with his annoying repeditive rambling gave me a headache, man he's annoying

[NGC500]

that was hilarious. I liked the phil and shay references too. i like phils vids, but theyre assholes really, and the only the you got wrong is, on here, the chris farley would be nothing without the david spade.. Haha. Great stuff

[McGoiter]

True, but I actually like Shaycarl.