bert and ernie are on the drugs

[JacksonTaylorRS]

Ok.

[originalpersian1]

SS AUFMACHEN

[WhiteWolf1088]

Lol how are germans weird, americans have movies like scarface and fear and loathing in las vegas :P

[siriusnes]

LMAO! I WISH WE HAD SHOWS LIKE THIS IN THE STATES!

[sempsuno]

BERT LOOK LIKE HIS HEAD IS A COCK

[gimlin101]

So do the Germans have humor after all? hahha i love it

[Skyohansen]

He makes him consume all the drugs at the same time, and the police just wants them to turn down the music xD

[DocAracnid]

Germans are disterbing

[yonschnee16]

HOLY SHIT! that picture has Bernie and Bert fucking each other bahahhahahaha!!!

[yonschnee16]

WOW germans are weird! lol

[theviewtoakill]

The photo on the wall loooooooooooooool

[Ryusan11]

aye mi mota lol

[imtheonlysane1here]

So is this something like as Dutch Saturday Night Live or something?

[psykideilix]

@imtheonlysane1here r u an american?

[zeldagamerDX6]

@ 1:04 oh crap!! it's the nazi green secret police!!!

quick, to the bat cave!!! lol.

[MissChips33]

Notice that picture for Bernie and Ert on the wall rofl

[lgman83]

Futurama??

[erikt211]

So this is the german version of sesime street.......ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[zorinde]

go dutch...

[jamvan1000]

WTF!!!!!!!!!

[jamvan1000]

cyslops

[EatColorBlue]

is that a picture of Ert TAKING IT from Bernie?!?!

[CloverschannelYt]

WTF THEY HAVE ONE EYEBALL XDDDD

[pupmommydad]

WTF?!?!?!

[TheRingLeader1000]

can i find this in english!?

[EatMeDrinkMe66]

i love how the kid on the teeter tooter just gets smokes at the start

[Killerkocsog]

fuck xDDD

[pedro102195]

look at the picure frame in the back ground XD



[DTlucky13]

@pedro102195 its them fuckin lol!

[GunningKiller]

LOL They're fucking in that picture back there.

[HBDRful]

WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!

[furrysega7]

coca-in? hero-in? LSDe?

[wradj1]

thats what happen when u dont shair lol

[chuck3493]

why is ernie ning humping bert in the picture?

[becki24444]

Lame as!

[lolaandpreattyyou180]

realy cool

[sjsawyer]

At least Bert doesn't have to worry about his unibrow now.

[spookykumquat3]

lol wut

[SuperFlamb]

??????????? the fuck????????

[rezboy74]

thats some cool shit hehe like the way he say heroin and cocaine, and the lil noise he makes before stabbing him in the brain with heroin. hehehee

[imDOP3riqu3]

one freaking eye... and im not on the drugs?

[CuteyErin1]

Pictture in background proves they gay :O

[CuteyErin1]

Why theyonly got 1 eye?

[Papeversomniferum]

WTF? I'm not sure if I like this or not... I understand it, but I'm just not sure? It's like watching Picasso, puke on sesame street

[george77772moons]

TRANSLATION PLEASE

[robocook22]

LOL. look at the pic of ert nailing bernie in the background!

[zmarsella]

danm nazis

[Strucker88]

the one eye thing is creepy, but its pretty damn funny, he stabs bert in the head with the heroine

[littleteka]

LSD cocaine lol dat fwunny

[GamerX299]

omg ernie is fucking bert on the picture

[LeSansSens]

ernie is talking about those drugs (lsd, heroine + cocaine) when bert comes - he did smoke a joint, apparently ernies last "weekend" joint. then it knocks and ernie thinks that's the police so he gives all the drugs to bert who's knocked out. it turns out that it was false alarm and in the end ernie says: if you can't bear drugs you shouldn't take any. ;)

[spongefredmad]

@LeSansSens thx

[spongefredmad]

wat the heck r they saying? do u have a translation?

[azkevinaz]

Dies ist gestohlen können Sie mache keine Filme!

Was für eine Fotze Film Mann, den Sie wissen sehr wenig!

Auf Wiedersehen!

Kevin

Ich lebe ein Niederlanden und mein Deutsch ist super gut!

Und in niederländischer bert und urnie

[ddpung]

messed up

[freekjuh123]

und heroin!

[themachinegunn]

did anyone see the picture in the background?

[Court2596]

@themachinegunn i did not even notice that picture

[mrmaximum5]

Just noticed it....WRONG WRONG WRONG lol

[sarfaxzzz345]

haha ya :P

[leeroynaggins]

This makes Baby Jesus cry!!

[sharky5921]

this makes me cry

[phildaguy]

I laughed!

[PoopStainProductions]

This is as funny as cancer....

[rayverN17yo]

not funny at all

[sandro0212]

like you

[rayverN17yo]

yeah... go die :)

[sandro0212]

go ahead

[myashley1000]

thats not funny kids love bert an ernie

[sandro0212]

its bernie and ert....

[yeaheverday]

the picture and the smokin ! great for kids ! hahah !

[Aquateendude100]

throwing soccer balls at a kid thats messed up

[thekingofkingsism]

that is creepy!

[rammi55]

thats bernie and erst from germany my country

[thepanther17fan]

thats the freakiest thing ive ever seen.

[mrmetalheadmonster]

Anyone notice the picture in the background?

[EMoneyNBradical]

HAHAHAHA THAT PICTURE

[movetotherhythm]

haha not till u said that lmao

[PHILRYABKIN]

Yeah it's Bert and Ernie fucking.

[OwlsProduction]

LOL at 0:09

[antwanio101]

ANGER!!!! LOUD NOISES!!! I I V

[HeshamUchia]

LCD please XD

[bigbagron]

What's that? You want a Liquid Crystal Display? Fucking idiot.

[HeshamUchia]

dude screw you its a typo >.>

[NeurocideVIbeKILLa]

This.Was.Fucked.Up.

LMAO

[TheGabaman123]

Hey Ernt, if you are to weak to take Drugs, you shouldnt take Drugs

[TheGabaman123]

[continuation of the last Post]

If you cant stand drugs, you shouldnt do drugs!

[TheGabaman123]

[continuation of the last Post] I could eat a hole Pig. [Knock Knock] Berny: Wow, how could that be? Cop: Open the Door, Police! Berny: Oh shit! The Cops! I have to hide the Drugs! What should i do... Got it! Ernt, are you hungry? Ernt: Yea, why? Do you have Sweets? Bernt: Yea, open the Mouth! Here, LSD, Cocaine and... Heroin! I am coming! Yes? Cop: Iam sorry i disturbe you. Could you turn down the Volume of the Music? Berny: Okey, bye. Ernt? Hey ernt. False Arlarm. Ernt,

[george77772moons]

@TheGabaman123 Thank you for enlightening the rest of us.

[TheGabaman123]

Translated they say:

Berny: Its Weekend! What shit today?? Heroin? No, after that i spend my hole weekend on the Stationtoilet. LSD? No, after that I believ I can fly and jump from the roof again.

Cocaine? No, I cant. I dont have a Nose (laugh)

Ernd: Hey Berny, where did you get that funny Cigaret?

Berny: Hey, thats my last Joint. I reversed it for the Weekend.

Ernt: Weekend! Thats funny!

Berny: He smokes my last Joint! I hope he have no Food-Flash.

Ernt: Hey berny, have we so food at home?

[grpacheco]

anyone notice their background pic? lmao!

[travisboy1es]

hahaha shit didn't see it until you pointed it out

[monkeyvallz]

its fucking funny but it would be better in english

[Trevorlikescheese101]

WTF? they both have one eye! lol

[randomonio]

kid got fucking owned on the teetertoter at0:05 fucking funny ass shit hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha­hhahahahahahhahahah

[BazzTheBoss]

it's a doll you maniac

[XxRobertTrujilloxX]

take 3 translation: "yes, open your mouth! Here, LSD, cocaine and heroine...im coming!"*open the door* "yes sir?" "could you please stop the music? " "of course." *door closed* "hey ert, they dont come in. ert? When youre to weak to take drugs, you shouldn´t do it! *laugh*

[methogonzo]

thanks :D

[XxRobertTrujilloxX]

youre welcome ;)

[XxRobertTrujilloxX]

take 2 translation: (yellow one)"ahahaa weekend! thats so funny! laughing my ass off!" "he´s smoking my last joint. i hope not, he´ll die cause of hunger." "tell me, bernie, do we´ve got something to eat in the house? I could eat a whole pig!"*knock* "ahahahaah! its knocking!" "Open the door! Police!" "Oh-oh, fuck the cops! i have to let the drugs disappear! what i gonna do now?" "open the door!" "ah i´ve got a idea! Hey Ert! Youre still hungry?" "yes, why youve got some sweeties?"

[XxRobertTrujilloxX]

translation(not very good...i think): "Great weekend! Which drug i gonna take today? Heroin? No, better not, if i do, i´ll gonna be the whole time on the toilet. LSD? No, too. If i use it, i would think i can fly, and jump from the house. cocaine? Doesnt work! ive got no nose! *laugh* the other one: "hahahaa funny, tell me bernie, where youve got this funny cigarettes? " "Hey! thats my last joint! i used to smoke at the weekend!"

[LUKAS327]

LMFAO!!! look at the picture hanging on their wall XD

[IanGorton]

I still find this hillarious even though it's in German

[stroudy2k7]

what a ass hole

[zackjp]

lol im canadian all i under stood was cocaine and LSD

[pelon441]

they are scary i dont like them get them away from me

[RISKED911]

That yellow dude looked like a squid!

[leos312312]

hahah wie geil!

open the door heres the police! hey bert you sayd your hungry right? sure, why you got some candy?

hahah at the end you hear the police just sayd: can you put down the music please?

[laughtishealty]

noo german

[jfs1988]

Okay. Why do they only have one eye?

[IanGorton]

That's what I wondered.

[Masterform32784]

their tripping thats why lol.

[CreeTar]

because its not the original? you cant copy them 1:1

[bret346]

funny

[middlekeep]

LMFAO man that is FUUUUNNY man I haven't laughed that hard in ages....love when he stabs bert in the back of the head....and he sounds really funny when he says it too LMAO

[Interests2009]

LOL!

[Stargaezr0]

WTF??? :D

[YouGotAids12]

this is probably the funniest thing i have ever watched and i cant even understand it :D and omg when he shoves the needle into the back of his head...i dont think iv ever laughed so hard at something

[Sinterklaas78]

K*tmoffen moeten alles weer verpesten, zelfs een parodie kunnen ze niet goed maken...

[1lovemysic]

whahahaha! ES IST SO KOOL

[timrob12]

I'm on a pc with no boxes!

so, i can't hear this!

[avp762]

ROFL THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY! Shame its not in english though!

[petetheelite]

what is the name of this program??

[petetheelite]

haha great video!! Bert's gonna see the devils dick!!!

[cloob1]

What did they do to this show?!

[jumpinghero12]

heroïne At 0:16

LSD At 0:21

cocaïne At 0:25

sigaret At 0:34

sigaret have weed inside of it it was Joint

[Boyyyyy97]

wtf kind of language was that?

i understood the drugs but thats all

0:15 weed (i think)

0:20 LSD

0:24 cocaine

also

why does bert have so much hair

why do they have only one eye

and why didnt ernie go for the LSD

thats what i said

[Boyyyyy97]

oh crap never mind he said heroine at 0:15

[bobrox123abc]

OMG that was so stupid

[xerox165]

was funny, but would have been better if it was in english.

[FrEakDudE91]

hi jz good comment me

[hinodecho69]

Was fur ein Arschloch. Es gibt "Bernie U. Ert"... :O)

[theonlyme1977]

you are a homo

[VikiStiki123]

o.o

omg rofl.

[CityHunter84]

wha...the fUCK?.....

[erikdiaz111]

LMAO that picture on the back

[maleysnemesis]

That was great.

[theamazing56]

agreed

[1337Jogi]

actually its not Ernie & Bert but Bernie&Ert from a german TV show

[mazadooda134]

*Police open up!* (b) Oh my gosh, the cops, i have to hide the drugs.. Hey Ert Your Hungry? (e) Have you got something for me? (b)Yes open your mouth,here,, LSD,,Coke And heroine.. okay im coming..*Excuse me could you turn off the music?* Yeah ok thats no problem..Hey Ert Wrong Alert,, Ert? Ert?? Hey Ert If you cant afford drugs you shouldnt take them haha

Rough Translation :D

[Hamsterhoden]

Sorry, dude, but that one was *REALLY* rough. Not to say: pathetic -.-

[kirgal]

Yeah but at least some people now know what it means more or less. before they knew nothing.

So it's still a nice gesture, even if it was a rough translation.

[mazadooda134]

(B)cool weekend.. wich drugs shall i take now..

heroine? No if i take that i will lay in the ground for the rest of the weekend...Lsd?.. No that neither,, i will jump from a house again.. Coke? It wouldnt work i dont have a nose !! hehe,, (E)Hi Bernie Where did u get these funny cigarettes.(B) Hey that was my last joint i was saving it for this weekend,, he smoked my last joint i hope he isnt hungry,, (E)yes im always hungry but you forgot about that Bernie *knock* (B)who could that be?

[IanGorton]

Thanks for the translation

[filmmetoo]

lol @ the 'heroine' stuck in berts head at end

[TheIncredibleChelsey]

wow... I wish I spoke german

[Car686868]

translate it or fuck it up your ass

[rdangelo]

this is fucked up

[Nickfan001]

the heck? are they aliens?

[Deadn00b2]

cociene?

only word i know.

cocane

[coldturkey160]

wow...drugies...wat language is that german?

[rpyouknowme505]

yes its german xD du sprechst aus german? :O

[calhaines]

are they ass banging in that picture?

[InternetPerv]

wow this is so funny, watch while high

[MrBowserPuffi]

What the hell just passed through me eyes and ears?

[gabe0083]

no subtitles?????

[NUMBER1METALFANATIC]

lol Und Heroin!!

[cuzzbin]

HAHAHA!!! Cccain? Nein, Ich habe keine Nase!!!

Genius!

[rpyouknowme505]

lol i agree xD he does have a mouth though... he doesn't have to use his nose >.>

[sgtjlopez]

lol, the picture...that really is the most disturbing part of the film.

[MrFreeman420]

und heroin...

[hoobmuffin]

OMFG 0:06 THAT KID GETS PWNED!!

[Muthafacko2]

That pic hangin' up in tha background is disturbing!

[matthewcaptin]

lol! bert ate all the drugs and passed out!

lmfao rofl

[Hottstuff131cp]

this taught me to never say the word d**gs again!

[MrFreeman420]

why the fuck was there a little kid riding his bike into water?

[Muthafacko2]

He's Stupid thats y!

[lesliechan31]

Oh my lord this is truly disturbing. I will never look at Sesame Street the same way again!!

[GenuineRubi]

ha i didnt understand but it was really funny & trippy...

[9pasadena9]

what

[XCrosshoodX]

lalala Drooooooogen

[groovybassline]

dudes i am so high on weed right now man i didnt understand anything but LMAO !!! lOL LOLlol

[jijweethetookniet]

I'm dutch, but I understand the german language, this is f*cking funny haha =D

[burnabyboy1977]

can you translate it lol

[laughtishealty]

where was it on?

what is sxephils blog?

(sorry)

[solidkingcobra]

fckn germans.

[Bobo2Point0Sk8r]

LSD, Cocaine, und heroine. Lol.

[XryanwarcraftX]

same

[LiveLarissaTv]

yea i just saw this on sxephil's video blog and lol'd