Roadkill & Plane Crashes

[therealjammit]

...And if you just happen to survive the burning, you have to live with the fact that you've become a cannibal.

[x0acake]

They should play this video in airplanes.

[Alexdougiexh]

Man i hate planes to but u made me laugh

[RectalDiscourse]

watching these videos sure takes care of indigestion.

[KittenKoder]

I fear fire .... sort of. LOL I fear being on fire because burning is the most painful thing in the world, but fire itself is awesome, beauty in chemistry. I'll sit and watch it, even toy with it by adding stupid things to burn, but if there's a fire in a building while I'm in it, I panic if it's large enough, but get hypnotized if it's small.

[crzykd1305]

going on holiday in may... now terrified.

[SilveradoNL]

EPIC MOVIE!

[fabaum22]

For this very same fear of 'contemplating' my own death I really don't like swimming. Death by drawing can not be that much better.

[Coppergasm]

I'm never gonna fly again.

[MrJimheeren]

Your right on the plane part

[TenaciousleeFTW]

im the exact same when it comes to planes.

[TBlenx1995]

I was just offered to go on holiday with my Mother and her boyfriend. And now I'm having second thoughts about getting on the plane. Thanks TJ.

[HighPriceComedy]

click 3:19 repeat

[SolDeSaBelle]

"this majestic bird was taken out by a semi" ? I like to take my semi out too. Let's get together.

[modplugrad]

Thanks a lot. Now IM scared of flying too.

[hectichorse]

The birds fly low to catch prey

[luckytobeintelligent]

Holy fucking shit man you are worth a million and I'd love to be your agent.

[Friedstuffsable]

I have hit 4 deer. If they get hit hard enough chunks of shit fly out of their ass. I thought the stuff all over my windshield was mud off of its hooves.. Nope.. it was shit. Then it had a vibrating seizure that made it rattle from one side of the road to the other in only a few seconds. Good Times.

[BarbarisII]

@Friedstuffsable this is all hilarious.

[Shotxofxvalor]

@Friedstuffsable I laughed my ass off

[lambovsatan225]

@Friedstuffsable ....So, how many hate replies did you get for this?.

[Friedstuffsable]

@lambovsatan225 About 5 or so including yours.

[Friedstuffsable]

@lambovsatan225 Sorry I didn't read the hate part. I thought it just said replies. I didn't get any hate replies. Just ones saying it was funny.

[lambovsatan225]

@Friedstuffsable Oh, lol. Well.. I thought for a second it wasn't cool. but then I realized it was probably bull, so.. yeah.. It was kinda funny.

[Friedstuffsable]

@lambovsatan225 Haha yeah, Add one hate response. Not everybody is a suburbian. I didn't hit those deer on purpose it just happens living in West Virginia. & yes, it is true. Sorry if it hurts your bohemian, urban hipster sensibilities. But animals get the shit blasted out of their guts from a vehicle impact. It is just the way it happens, & they don't drop dead instantly, they spasm. Go back to eating your BBQ chicken pizza & while you write you anti hunting blog.

[lambovsatan225]

@Friedstuffsable LMAO! That was pretty fucking funny. You were dead spot on those "pretentious L.A. whore" references. BBQ chicken pizza.. sounds fancy.. I'm more of a pepperoni and 'shrooms pizza kinda guy.

[Friedstuffsable]

@lambovsatan225 Piss off troll. 

[lambovsatan225]

@Friedstuffsable .....You called me a bohemian, urban hipster. I acknowledged the humor in that, because I assume it was just a "cleverly" made joke, right?. How am I being a troll in that sense?. Whatever..

[Friedstuffsable]

@lambovsatan225 Are you telling me you're not fucking with me because you got pissed off that I joked about killing animals? Because that is what it seemed like to me.

[lambovsatan225]

@Friedstuffsable Nah dude. I really don't give a shit. You sored all on yourself.

[Friedstuffsable]

@lambovsatan225 You bothered to tell my I was lying. If you didn't care you wouldn't have clacked your little rat paws & clicked post.

[lambovsatan225]

@Friedstuffsable No, but I still laughed at the bohemian hipster bit. And you gave me some ideas for home-made pizza.

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

@Friedstuffsable

I feel a bit deranged for laughing so hard as I read that.

[dalektaliban]

@Friedstuffsable not sure if trolling, or hitler , john wayne gacey and joeseph stalin rolled into one big package

[Friedstuffsable]

@dalektaliban That is what Hitler & Stalin did, ran over deer & laughed about it. Hitler used his Mercedes Benz 770 to smash deer in the Harz mountains.. It was his worst ever atrocity. Go cry on your blog about if.

[calumelliott]

@Friedstuffsable Heh? Hitler banned hunting, and then he ran over deer and laughed about it? I don't believe it for a second but for some reason I find that hilarious XD

[Friedstuffsable]

@calumelliott You have to fight trolls with trolling. But.. I bet you in all those years of driving to super-awesome Nazi resorts in Bavaria Hitler's convoy hit a least one deer. & I bet he cried too. "Nein! Sie verletzt das niedliche, pelzige Tier!" - Angry Hitler Hair flip voice. & then he had the driver shot.

[calumelliott]

@Friedstuffsable Hahahah! XD It violates the cute, furry animal XD

[mushroomchrisn]

no plane has ever gone down due to turbulence by the way.

[NorthCitySider]

@mushroomchrisn

Well how do they usually go down?

[mushroomchrisn]

@NorthCitySider

 pilot error (50%) mechanical failure (22%) sabotage is at 8% apparently.

[NorthCitySider]

@mushroomchrisn

Well it helps knowing that 78% of the time, it's the fault of people themselves and that much can be done still to improve flights.

[XblackswanXx]

My dad died in a car crash :'''l

[NoLifeTehRs]

George Carlin called this Pussifition

[MikeTap4321]

im watching this in an airport and im boarding the plane in about 10 minutes

[XxiWOODz]

lol

[vivalakakarot]

Even if it is more likely that you are to get into a car crash, you dont always die in car crashes. Chances are if your plane crashes, your not gonna be one of the 7 survivors. Plus, if you get in a car crash, you or the other person was being a bad driver and maybe you can swerve and avoid death from the drunk driver in front of you. If the pilot freezes up and forgets all his training so he cant crash land properly, you cant do a damn thing about it and your 99% more likely to die

[guitarfuckist]

Birds fly low and close to roads because the heat generated by the sun and the blacktop of the road gives them a boost that enables them to fly higher.

[greezusbreakcore]

...lay off the crack. O__________0

[Imjustaguy123]

I just love this video, I told this plane crash death scenario to my friends while we were stoned and they were fucking terrified.

[TheMasterofganja]

Awesome video! hahaha...Another epic video...

[DrNaturalPhenomena]

Fuck you AmazingAtheist, I am now "officially" afraid of air travelling.

[Abbadon380]

DONT DISS THE AIR TRAVEL WE ALL NEEED IT.

[skyrim00]

69oooth ;)

[Pocco20]

I am seriously never getting on a plane again

[Jjames763]

This is why I would much rather prefer travel by airship. Trains and planes? To hell with that! Blimps got a WAAAAAY better safety record in proportion to their numbers. Two deaths since 1960. And technically, one of those was a helicopter death and not a blimp death because the helicopter was one of four attached to the blimp, then it exploded and fell off. They got the video of that here on YouTube, in fact...

[weswii]

this is a true story

I once ran over 6 animals in 4 hours and i said, Double kill, Triple Kill, Overkill, and so on and so forth

[tonyab09]

@weswii YOU BETTER OF SAID SPATTER SPREE!!!!

[weswii]

@tonyab09 i did

[Zurrash]

I like your hair.

[NeroNeo2N]

BAM !

[BombKing1000]

wow so true

[spels47]

next time imma take a friggin boat to wherever im going on vacation because thats not how i wanna go or if i survive thats not how i wanna enjøy my great vacation

[SC424242]

Omg... I keep pressing 9 over and over... XD

[implodinggalaxy]

jesus fucking christ i totally agree but i just about had a panic attack thinking about it

[elsewhereify]

That's exactly why I hate flying. Last year, I was on an 8-hour flight, suffering from turbulence the whole way to New York. I sat there, literally still, gripping on to the tray in front of me for dear life because I'd attached some sort of talismanic symbolism to it. If I let go of that tray, the plane would crash. Stupid, I know.

[happyraver1958]

Can't you also die a slow and excruciating death when a semi side-swipes you, you spin out of control into some bushes, the impact prevents you from opening your doors, the bushes and trees prevent you from escaping your car and because of all the brush underneath the car, your gas tank has a hole in it and you don't know if and when your car will explode. That scenario is about the same as a plane crash to me. Just as scary TJ!!

[Rockfan1013]

Damn that falcon is DEAD!

[RAFAAJ2000]

epic ending lol

[evanoconnor3082]

great now i dont want to ever fly in a plane

[MynameisAngelz]

Haha

[TheFenfryGuy]

So a car crash = quick painless death and a plane crash = slow painful death

[Doodiman360]

hahahahhahaha :)

[vnhcoltridge]

I'm leaving for the UK in 2 weeks as well. Why the fuck did you bring this up to me TJ? xD

[mranalog]

pussy. grow some balls. oh, and your incredibly over weights, so your already killing yourself with something way more horrific than a plane crash.

[exodus9001]

@mranalog U mad?

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

@exodus9001

he mad bro he mad

[exodus9001]

@ROBLOXingHabbo i no bro he so mad.

[ColdGrass87]

@mranalog nice observation captain obvious....cant wait for your next post ..you gonna tell me water is wet ?

[IAmthesc0ut]

i've been on a plane at least 10 times and after watching this video i am scared shitless to go on one...

[iCondums1]

I do the same with my little sister:D she often steps on lizards or salamanders incidentally

[TheAtheistWanderer]

I'm a bird and I am deeply offended by this video. My family died flying too low. Fuck you AmazingAtheist.

[LPCLASSICAL]

Good point about pane crashed - but you could also enjoy a 10000 feet skydive in your reclining seat and enjoy the view on the way down. It beats dying i your bed.

[TheAtheistWanderer]

@LPCLASSICAL

As long as there's a good movie playing. Skydiving in a chair for that long can probably be a bit monotonous after so long.

[Oreo1Loki2Patches33]

You people that do these arguments should stop because it is completely fucking pointless arguing with someone you don't know, and then throwing all sorts of insults like a bunch of retards. Please, grow up.

[littleman1242]

wrong, birds are not flying too low, we have entered their habitat

[IAmthesc0ut]

@littleman1242 they entered our space and we run them the fuck over

[ShadowCrashed81]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

[mastrlynk]

When he said "the in-flight movie is" did anyone else think he was gonna say Bio Dome with Polly Shore?

[SilenceTheSacred]

Oh fuck a Semi BAM DEAD!

[disagreeandyoudie]

Hahahhaha couldn't stop laughing at this haha

[curlyfry1106]

jump out as soon as there's any turbulence. problem solved.

[calmreason]

Cool!! The bodies are often naked because when you're thrown through a small window at 600mph your clothes get ripped off.

[TheAtheistTaco]

it's terrifying tj, last year a girl named Alexis Ulrich sat next to me in class, her, her parents, and her 5 year old sister died in a plane crash last summer. It was terrible when the schools had a funeral :(

[mssucks3462]

this guy has got some serious issues

[MrShimi269]

Seen this 100 times, and never fails to amuse me

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

Air travel is really fun when you hit some turbelence or fly during a storm, i just hate flights longer than 2 hours, so BBBBOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNN­NNNNGGGGG

[liquidyou]

I HOPE THIS IS A JOKE, ANIMALS DON'T HAVE THE SAME REASONING AS HUMANS. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRUCKS ARE, THEY AREN'T SUPPOSE TO BE THERE.

[EveritoxSAx]

@silentxriver agreed

[viletree]

Fuck this fat hipster atheist. retards like him give those who genuinely despise religion a bad name.

[silentxriver]

@viletree How the hell is he a hipster? If anything, it's people like you that give the bad name.

[feltes45]

@viletree Lol, arent you an atheist?

[opalen903]

Don't agree on the first part. Birds don't know any better. They have no idea what the fuck a car is. In a few hundered years they might learn, just as they learn what their natural predators are.

Totally agree on the plane thing however...

[TheMegaSaon]

true..true..

[AVERAGEREVOLUTIONARY]

TJ dude......I love you.

[yuzk2]

lmao gotta give it him... He does come up with some good points.

[3InchesOfBlood153]

why did i get a 60 second google add before this vid.....

[Xmault]

Don't have a heart attack bro!

[PalulukanMakto]

crazE

[st0rmr1der7]

I knew I should watch this AFTER my trip

[forthecaptain]

2:13 epic



[TEhaji]

Fuckin hell. I am leaving for Barbados tomorrow. Now I am really scared of flying.

[DarkJak023]

My brother has hit 13 deer, 2 young bears and anything smaller

[niccilomachiaveli]

@GrudgyDiablo but you die either way... whats the point?

[Dawnbringerify]

"Roadkill & Plane Crashes", I liked the video, God knows what Youtube is going to suggest "for me.".

[LikaLaruku]

I have a more batshit crazy approach to witnessing car-on-animal violence. Namely grabbing the animal, driving after the offender, getting him to lower his window at a stoplight, & tossing the dead animal into the car, This is usually accompanies with girlish screaming, me laughing, & blood-stained jeans.

[AnarchismDizzy]

ugh i was gona fly ina plain this summer too...yay fire

[o2theh]

Damn it TJ! Now I'm scared!

[martines184]

Wow.

[silversamurai621]

Mixture of boredom and sheer terror? You can feel that when playing Minecraft FYI. I hardly ever search for that feeling but hey, I do it sometimes.

[sebrporte]

On May 11th I'm going abroad to the UK for a holiday.

WHY did I have to watch this?

[1Redhaze1]

@sebrporte xD Im going to america in 9th may :O

[sebrporte]

@1Redhaze1 mmmm legs broken and burning to death

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Take a boat, nothing bad ever happens on transatlantic boat trips.

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

@sebrporte on May 11th it's my birthday :D

[sebrporte]

@JoshTehVideoMaker Happy belated birthday!

I'm back from the UK...not dead.....

[WHIREAS]

@sebrporte Are you still alive?

[sebrporte]

@WHIREAS Doing science and still alive, yes.

[FlawffleWaffle]

I feel the exact same way about plane rides.

[IstillOwnAvcr]

There should be a reality TV show called "TJ & Scotty".

[MontrealAtheist]

Anybody else wanna post their favorite "Scotty doesn't know" joke?

I thought we've heard them all by now, but I might be wrong ...

[KayRsKay]

Being somebody who's flown A LOT on a place across world i can say that I'll soon to be a pilot :P Because it's awesome

[ceartais65]

2.13: 137 people just saw soul surfer

[TheLonelyImmortal]

The day before yesterday, I saw a dead possum. Today, I saw a dead squirrel rather close to where the possum was. Cars are predictable killers!

[ColonelCuban6419]

this is proof why Train is the way to travel.

[fantagor]

I was already never going to fly again. Now I'm REALLY never going to fly again, unless I can pack a pair of spare legs or maybe a MANTIS suit.

[Baldoxxx4000]

teenage deaths is like desserts to me :)

[MsOutspokenOutcast]

Yeah I hate flying in planes too. But then again so are car crashes. Last year a drunk driver hit my boyfriend and I while we were minding our own business driving to walmart. His jeep spun out of control and finally tipped on it's side... Totaling the car that his grandpa bought him... Scared the shit outta me.. I ended up getting a minor concussion

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

At least I understand the "crash position" now.

I never understood why pulling your legs in would help you survive a 10,000 foot plane crash in to the ground

[PsuPepperoni]

Yeah but plane crash is a totally badass way to go

[qruxx]

@PsuPepperoni lol agreed.

[epicseizurenow]

there are more cars and the people who drive them are retarded.

thats why there are more car crashes

[IlrysKadiatu]

One word, dude: trains.

[H20MichaelMyers]

I have a fear on flying too. And this made me scared more.

[aGaArAaDiCt]

Sounds like my idea of a good time:)

[left4dead4meee]

OH FUCK A SEMI!!! DEAD!

[morg92]

no falcon punch???

[Thelordbaphomet]

Its way more dangerous do drive your car than take a plane. Its a fact.

[DrivinMeWild09]

@Thelordbaphomet yeah you idiot,thats what tj said...

[Thelordbaphomet]

@DrivinMeWild09 Hey come down dude... I didn't watch the whole thing cz I actually had to go fly(work). Whats up with the agressivity? Feeling smart behind your monitor insulting ppl on the internet? Way to go...

[DrivinMeWild09]

@Thelordbaphomet wow you are really sensible if you feel insulted that easily. next time i watch my mouth to avoid hurting your feelings..

[Thelordbaphomet]

@DrivinMeWild09 Not that you hurt it. You just look like an asshole thats all.

[DrivinMeWild09]

@Thelordbaphomet thank you. and you look like an idiot for posting a comment to inform us about a thing he didn't mention when you didn't even watch the whole goddamn video!

[Thelordbaphomet]

@DrivinMeWild09 I feel pity for people like you. Such a small detail and you want to make yourself feel like a smart ass.

[DrivinMeWild09]

@Thelordbaphomet haha YOU were the one who wanted to feel like a smart ass by posting the first comment.. "ooh, but thats a fact" i just corrected you

[Thelordbaphomet]

@DrivinMeWild09 Actually no, i just wanted to point it out as many people seem to forget about that fact. As I work in airplanes I do think it is important to get the message through. Now get a life and let it go. I dont feel like waisting more time on this stupid argument we're having.

[RishadanPort]

GOD THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK .

[IntegratedDerivative]

If I were in a plane crash I'd be too high from the adrenalin rush to care about my own death. There's nothing like the rush you get during the moments that you genuinely believe, whether incorrectly or not, that you are about to die.

[MDS13MDS]

@IntegratedDerivative true dat. id be enjoying the DMT while it lasts

[godofimagination]

Yeah, but that death is way more interesting.

[Brucer420]

I wonder if you can bring a parachute with out as luggage?

You know, as a "just in case" sort of thing.

[AnodyneSea]

same thing about dumbass birds that fly into windmills.

[feltes45]

Bring a parachute, take an exit seat, plane loses engine and is going down, get a grin on your face, strap up, say "see ya suckers!", jump up, realize you took an exit seat in FRONT of the wing and turbines, sad face. At least you'll die quicker!

[RishadanPort]

@feltes45 Unfortunately, it is impossible to open the doors of the plane while the plane is in the air.

[feltes45]

@RishadanPort Even if you managed to the plane would be ripped apart and shrapnel would kill everything. A man can dream though, a man can dream...

[Rohan2300]

@RishadanPort there's this thing called skydiving.....just saying.

[RishadanPort]

@Rohan2300 Sure there is. Just in a commerical plane it is impossible.

[RishadanPort]

@Rohan2300 Sure there is. Just in a commerical plane it is impossible.