Alexei Sayle-Ullo John Gotta A New Motor-1982

[LovingEdGein]

The angle at 2:47 leaves alot to the imagination

[daveyork0]

Important and groundbreaking for the purpose of modeling sanity.

[pandaeyes42]

Mr Fat Bastard!

Any could have a hit in the 1980's!

[the1musiclad]

If this isn't the definition of selling out, I don't know what is.

[moonboots69]

hated it when it came out... now i see it for the genius & artful masterpiece that it truly is (and always was..)

[jibhorse]

fuckin great,aint it great to hear a song about fuck all with no message,or love overtones.classic stuff.and get fucked all you "this is total shit" cunts. get fucked.

[grubio1970]

This was shit 30yrs ago, and still is.

[dudedude270]

@grubio1970 better than justin bieber though, and the whole load of techno music

[grubio1970]

@dudedude270 That is true. It just goes to show how bad Justin Bieber is though.

[TheFuckYouMan100]

hhahhahahahahhaha ullo John got a new motor ???

[tiggs0202]

What utter bollocks. Total shit.

[sejb13]

i have tropical fish in my underpants.....lol XD

[gravey07]

Peter firth of yeovil, former scammer at abbey manor car sales.... ULLO JOHN GOT A NEW MOTOR?!

[919rickw]

was this song sung in En....glish or ... ( i'm hongkonger , by the way ) .

[Richardhedditch261]

That Jewish lunatic, Alexie Sayle.

[35THIRTYFIVE]

Vinyl roofs

Vynll roofs

[35THIRTYFIVE]

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[JonGibbins]

Got a new car! Huzzah! This song is mine for the next 3m28 ;)

[MrCheeseface1000]

here's my calling card wallop!

[ArthurGoodlad]

All these years later.....it's actually funnier than I remember it.

[HARDCORE1753AJAY]

fab

[MrsBrownsBoysFeck]

Alexei Sayle must have been drinking the water in Cumbernauld when he wrote this. By the way, who's John?

[LucyAmyBeard]

I KEEP TROPICAL FISH.

[nonvalidOT]

@LucyAmyBeard IN ME UNDER PANTS

[johnussss]

Goht a new moha

[TheSuendenfall]

THANK YOU FOR THIS UPLOAD!!!!!!!

[TheSuendenfall]

yessssssssss!!!!MORE WWWWUUUUUHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH!!!!

[TheSuendenfall]

WWWWUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[TheSuendenfall]

moooooorrrrrrrrrreeee

[TheSuendenfall]

fu**in briLLiant!!!!!

hEAVy rrrrrotation

[TheSuendenfall]

X_CELLEnT video and track!!!!!!!a huge monster hit......play this and the people freakin´

totally out.awesome!!!!!

[robotechian23rd]

u reckon these are just random phrases he collected

[CrapTurret94]

Alexei Sayle is a kickass dancer.

[kingharryannis]

I fink ou r a twatt nuf ove at want some bover ou a shirt lifter .This your east end english lesson now bugger off bollocks get some ov at a bit ov the old slap and tickle ose your father.

[shaneduarte]

Mom, dad... this is what I believe in now.

[feline1973]

actually this is clawws!



[09Oates]

I KEEP TROPICAL FISH IN ME UNDERPANTS!!!!!!

[staggaz32]

I'm guessing the slang for car in England is motor...

[pike399]

@staggaz32 No, hes just being a wally, its car here

[IndeedQuite]

I like the bit where he says things twice.

I like the bit where he says things twice.

[NufffRespect]

ere... wanna brown ale?

ere... wanna brown ale?

[dreadpiraterob42]

What's that switch over there for? ow ow ow ow ow

[stephaniemireille]

They put me in a special hospital....Love it thanks for sharing!

[DSilsbury]

Genius! I got a motor, it's silver and got wheels. I also got a bike thats silver with wheels. Cars faster though.

[CrapTurret94]

Your goat's made a mess of the carpet!

[hillman39]

Who is that fat bastard?

[URBANELITEPR]

'ere, got any demis roussos?! a scouser takin the piss out of cockneys...that cortina's hub caps went inexplicably missin after the video shoot.....;-)

[TheGeebeats]

a ture classic comedy song with a great chorus thats why i had to add to my favs on here,

[funclo]

Nice Aussie Charger in the Clip !!

[AngelicGunrunner]

I have both the 7" and the 12" of this (different takes all of them) but the video itself is the stuff of legend. The moment when he "drives the bus" with a loose steering wheel is pure genius!

[chefstokie1863]

bring this kind of stuff back better than the likes of tiny temper

[TW14EX]

I keep Tropical Fish, in my underpants.

[MrBlack1000000]

i recorded this on rage but the tape ran out so i only got half the vid.. this song is epic

[le3man]

i ve got the 45 lol

[gasplut]

wanted to watch this again since i last saw it in telly in the middelages : )

thank god for ppl who kept the VHS-players !

thanx : )

[TheNzfroggy]

I had to watch this cos I was watching The Young Ones... They don't make silly songs like this anymore...

[johnners911]

my name is John and I just got a new motor today... COngratulate me :D

[stephen88hox]

@johnners911 ullo john got a new motah?

[reprovo]

" Here's My calling Card , Wallop!! " Rofl

[sadhustar]

@johnners911

fuck you

[sputnic789]

Wtf is this sht

[TheGeebeats]

@sputnic789 its not shit its very funny' and you can't even write lazy shit.

[hearnstr]

0.57 - Chrysler Valiant Charger in the background!

[68knative]

ha was also known in Switzerland! Great!

[notmemate]

No- there is no life in Peckham.

[sodinel]

ah, precious

[boive]

0:17... Volvo

[Doomsday2060]

He's been listening to my family too much.

[MrDoctoroftardis]

Heres my calling card. WALLOP!

[DeanPMA]

lol... sweet... he is a funny cunt

[bluejeckett]

Ha ha, this is taped off Rage, I remember catching it late one night on rage when they did the 80's music nights years ago, I'd just leave the tape going all night and record all sorts of wierd and wonderful stuff and get an education on what music was back in the 80's and I was a massive Alexi sayle fan so this was a real gem.

Yeah the backing track is very 80's echoe and I am a sucker for that sound so i love this song cos its chaotic and stupid and catchy all at the same time, it rocks.

[2Tricky]

What's that switch over there for, what's that switch over there for?? It's a cigarette lighter, it's a cigarette lighter, arrrr aaa aahh, arrr aaa ahh

[DYKEPALS]

brits are fucking whack son

[stephen88hox]

@DYKEPALS your comedy sucks,alexei sayle would eat for you brunch

[brianartillery]

Still makes me laugh, even after all these years. Tight backing track, as well - sounds a bit like the Blockheads; is it? Here's my calling card, WALLOP! Here's my calling card, WALLOP! Brilliant.

[CODMWFAN91]

He stuck his head in a dustbin...he stuck his head in a dustbin. Haha. Brilliant. Good old 80's. 

[CODMWFAN91]

Does anyone know where I can download this song? Ive been looking every...Amazon, Play.com, HMV etc. and its impossible to get it. Thanks

[h8u4ever]

Hello Tosh, Gotta Toshiba... Hello Tosh, Gotta Toshiba... thats an FST (ye) thats an FST (ye)

[1horseman]

I say Gazza where are you from, Hampstead no doubt... I,m from Peckham..don,t berate my borough you silly arse !

[gazzawhite]

@1horseman Actually I'm from Sydney, my friend went to Scotland for a conference and decided to take a massive detour JUST TO CHECK. BTW thanks for your reply, it is brilliant!

[gazzawhite]

I actually asked my friend to go and check if there is life in Peckham. Apparently there is.........barely.

[Tomxxx]

'E WALKS AROUND WITH AN 'AT ON

[lookbacktime]

Four people have old motors.

[vagettio]

I love big farts in my mouth!

[EccentricRichard]

When I finally scratch together enough dosh to buy and run a Triumph 2500 estate (which I want as my first car), I'm gonna get it, then play this over and over again. Great stuff! =)

[lockmoorsfood]

mo'a

[TheWoolleyMammoth]

Nice hat!

[MannaMachine69]

ere's my calling card WHALLOP! ere's my calling card WHALLOP!

[retrotechnical]

Question....was this the blueprint for the Happy Mondays sound?

[dirkwestwood]

A scouse cockney!CLASSIC STUFF.

[buddyfan1959]

might be a bad song but its soo catchy and the lyrics are hilirous

its a masterpiece in its own eyes

well donee Alexei :)

[FastJimmy1]

Genius !

[terrycrusader]

this was the first record i ever bought,the picture disc wiv the mk3 cortina on,still got it aswell but no record player.

[megagalee]

I would say the yanks,would be slightly confused by the lyrics.Takes me back to my school days,watching the young ones.Mr.beloski the landlord.

[JoeStunner]

No life in Peckham the last time I was there...

[togiduck]

From the days when we had our own comdians, not the yanky rubbish they show on the tv these days.

[veitchy88]

Rage - Fuck Yeah...

[stephengnelson]

this is the worst song and video ever made surely.

but it falls in the 'so bad its good' category.

and he's a good dancer for a fatso.

[DaithiDublin]

What's that button over there for!!! Fuckin LOVE it. I'm twelve again!!!

[RobbieTyler1]

thats a piece of balsa... you can make a model outa that....

[basildonboi18]

ere wanna brown ale!

[NufffRespect]

he can't arf play the bongos :)

[Sesquipedaliantique]

They put me in a special 'ospital!

[Brooklyn7071]

First time i've seen this in about 28 years. I remember driving my poor mum bonkers playing it repeatedly, trying to learn the words.  Ere wanna Brown Ale !. Classic.

[BossGkussj]

Lol the guy looks so retarded

[yojinks]

His the inteligent one , his in the police force

[BLUFISH61]

Brill-!!!

[nigelthebriton54]

Is this the cockney national anthem?

[MagnusBrage]

Exactly Where did they film this ?

[MagnusBrage]

Svullo kunde gjort den här videon minst lika bra!

[AIexKidd]

British trash. Love it.

[eggenberg4ever]

Nah, the Toshiba ad ripped it off from Alexei Sayle.

[coldrockdaspot]

Hilarious and classic.

[pikabuzz1]

lol i love this, really funny!

[jason24568]

Is that from Toshiba commercial? "Hello Tosh Gotta Toshiba?"

[eggenberg4ever]

@jason24568 Nah, Toshiba ripped it off from Alexei Sayle

[Patricko78]

i loved this song... but not a great deal of talent to it.

[Lachlant1984]

This is funny!  What drugs was this guy on when he recorded this? He's fucking off his head, he's crazy.

[kurtepearl]

Sooo awful it's surprisingly good. Oh the bloody eighties.. what a cultural desert

[scottvska]

This guy isn't funny and this song is crap.

[bluebottle99]

@scottvska U must be American. "Here's my calling card"

[bluebottle99]

"Hello John got a new filing cabinet"

[keyboard55]

this could be  prodigy,s keith flint main influence lol!

[Malcos68]

He's an Avon representative - He's an Avon representative?

[Alembic25]

You can have a light & bitter in Bermondsey and it sounds nice dunnit. And it does.

[bladesmark2]

i keep tropical fish......in my underpants pmsl

[DJReech]

This guy taught Dr.Dre everything about the music business.

Pure genius!

[astraman84]

Anyone know where to download this?

[Jessmo198]

GENIUS! Alexei Sayle, Ade Edmondson, Rik Mayall < all the best comedians in the world :D

[MissCelephane]

He cant alf play the bongos XD

[pieinthesky35]

The car salesman in the first minute of the video is Jonathan Ross's Dad.

[1horseman]

is there life in peckham....only Manzes Pie & Mash

[hearnstr]

Brilliant! A Chrysler Valiant in a English car sales yard!

[dl3210]

Mate it's a Ford Cortina.

[BE666Lynch]

Is that a Ford Capri he sitting in when he is singing about 'is there life on Mars' ?

[VinylLad]

@BE666Lynch Terry Mccan would have a field day.

[coosman3]

mmomomomomommomomoo is there life on mars ullo jhon got a new motor wats that swich over there for

[toodyface]

He works on the Thames barrier

He works on the Thames barrier

[moonshoes1000]

Taking the piss good one

[thegirl44]

Love the info text!

Anyone watching this would be doing themselves a favour to read it.

[honban]

Is there life in Peckham?

[NuclearRogue]

They Put Me In A Special Hospital. LOLOLOLOLOL

This is so bad its good :)

[carrybag94]

@NuclearRogue It's actually 'They pu' me in a special 'ospi'al'

haha

[tinyrebellion]

he's an avon representative

[mistalental]

hes an avon repesentitive

[Mytimekid]

love this 5*****

[facebiter]

amazing, not heard this in years, bought it when i was 14 when it first came out.

[axegrinder89]

he cant half play the bongos

[HSP123able]

He was just a Scouse comedian taking the mickey out of gobby Londoners!

[digbycurrents]

He lost his bottle in Barnsley.

[Shazzman07]

LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[davemacc904]

Alexei should do a remake. No. 1 song? Yeah, better than modern x factor shite.Yes, i'm a pensioner. You try living off it.His brother moved to Stanmore.I've got a friend in the Army.These drugs are good my son, got any more?

That's a piece of balsa.You can make a model outta that!

[Alembic25]

This slays me everytime. Is there life in Peckham?

[staggaz32]

@Alembic25  is Peckham a bad area of England or somthing?

[Alembic25]

Yes I suppose it is. Mind you, England's pretty dull and grey all round. It's raining as I write this.

[grahamkeithtodd]

@staggaz32 it's like a mix of downtown Detroit and Washington DC on a friday night...with KNIFES!

[schoolsucks2311]

It's is utterly awsome, I've been singing this for ages!!!

I keep tropical fish

In me underpants!!!

[staggaz32]

are this brings back memories

[McFizzle2309]

I haven't heard this in so long!

I absolutely love this!

[eazybe1]

best song of the last millennium

[bakaboy]

Banging!

[carpetsandchairs]

27 years later... and Alexei Sayle is still not funny... amazing!!

He's almost as unfunny as Steve Martin..

[Rawlinson18]

@carpetsandchairs I know it just gets you down doesn't it :(

[carpetsandchairs]

I find his unfunnyness amusing!- if that makes any sense... lol...

He's so unfunny I have to chuckle at it....

[Rawlinson18]

@carpetsandchairs He's a really bright guy he's taking the piss at the end of the day thats why i find him funny.

[carpetsandchairs]

I don't doubt his intelligence, fair play if you like the guy... not my cup o tea though... as you might have guessed ;)

[Rawlinson18]

@carpetsandchairs What's you brand of humour

[carpetsandchairs]

abstract, piss taking, random...no brand.. what's funny is just a subjective opinion.. nothing more...

[terminegger]

Fuck you, buddy.