Eat The Poop

[Burritoproductions1]

"eat the poop" is my new slogan

[vnom84]

Consume and Digest the Fecal Excretion.

[kira902k]

Best.

[thelovelyratkitten]

I didn't know Philip Glass had ever made YouTube poop.

[Wolfgang01011]

Looks like they should stay away from the Crazy Straws in the future.

[radioactivellamafish]

Wizard Monkey City!!! :D

Those puppets are awesome!

[straub11]

what did he want him to eat?

[fangcox]

@straub11 THA POOP

[ShadowduncB]

1:30 PUPPET TIME

[KudosMoon]

I guess this is what you'd call...

*sunglasses* Youtube Poop.

[Xenion02]

@KudosMoon YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[mariofana]

you said the word "poop" so many times it has lost all its meaning to me.

[ammy1344]

(poop rap) yo motha pooop welcome to the place for poop u aint coming but ima give yah poop wwwwwww wait here secend im gunna get yoo poop dont warry mama u will poop p p p p poop pppppppp poop YAAAAHH)

[ch3zzybanana]

This is such a mindfuck. I haven't watched these videos in ages, I miss them!

[SkylitDriveFan123]

So did he ever eat the poop? And how did he make into fake yet real poop?

[MegaGeek325]

Related videos: How to make Cake Pops

[chainsaw745]

THE POOP IS STUPID, YOU'RE STUPID

[terbisaboss]

friday night acid trip much?

[Ollie7707]

lolwut.

[gama343]

WIZARD!

[pitterpotter5]

wait... what? o.0

[Brightfur10]

My life described in one video.

[rhotopia]

whoever came up with this video is an absolute pschyco.nice wizard hat,by the way.

[lildancechick015]

Where's the techno background....?

[monkeyfilms22]

loooooooool



[Faiya210]

Your videos are delightfully surreal.

[RealityCheckNews]

Was that a Youtube Poop?

[ExtrasymPhonICa]

i swear my mom had something to do with this....

[theblogperson]

So it's real poop which is fake poop which is real poop....SHITCEPTION

[Parandeeful]

I got maybe 35 seconds without laughing...and that far with difficulty.

oh toilet humor XD

[themysticalJ]

The poop is weird, the poop is gross, I don't like it!

[mw175809]

The poop has become magically real by wizards. Whatever happened to said real poop? Did said puppets consume said poop? I seem to be lost to what happened to the poop. I find it poopy that I am so lost.

[TrilbyShades]

Neil's wearing one sexy jacket..

[lynnandpete]

Press 7 for THE POOP IS STUPID

Press 8 for the poop

Press 9 for AGKLHAHFDLUAFALGJKHASJD

[faisalq8e]

Ohhhh suck

[greggyv1984]

I love you still, Neil. I'm coming to hang out!

[deinarts]

Long live the Poop!

[SkullyHippie]

Hm.. I am captivated by the way he says poop.

Is that strange?

[ixie122]

I had this conversation with my llama Gertrude this morning.

[MrJamelevi]

i had a dreamlike this once

[JosephAS1]

all this videos are so like those, "dreams" you have everynight and you can barely remember

[jahana75]

I really had to poop while watching this.

[dooom1231]

where did they get such awesome puppets?

[Vicious516]

@dooom1231 Disney World

[biasedrocker]

well that was a shitty ending

[Vicious516]

@biasedrocker Well Played

[Totema1]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

Y U NO EAT THE POOP

[mandala37]

Thank you for being the most insano person in the world.

[sacredbluepillow]

The poop is a lie.

[ErysimumInconspicuum]

Wonder if there shall be a LemonDemon song based on this...

[AGrayPhantom]

I liked the part where he said, "Eat the poop."

[StationeryVillage]

Poop doesn't even sound like a word any more

[hanitra]

classic ryan. love it.

[EsamoKoram]

Still pro.

[waskusia]

A POOP ISN'T REAL

[rophlmou]

did you like have writers block? cuz i have to be honest i didnt expect something like this to come from you, just saying...

[TILT335]

EAT THE GODDAMN POOP YOU JACKASS

[killercats34]

wtf lmfaoo poooooopp!!

[VinnytotheK]

This is how 2 girls 1 cup was made

[NostelgiaTV]

Thank you, that was weirdly delicious comedy for the brain...

[MsFortehlulz]

I'll bet you can convince anyone to eat anything while wearing that jacket.

[orenjiotoku]

This video should have been called POOP. Makes absolutely no sense. Has absolutely NO humor. Pure poop.

[dieute17]

Neil! You stole my glasses!

[CalefacientTwilight]

i thought this was absolutely perfect until the puppets came in. and don't get me wrong, i love puppets. i just felt it wasn't completely necessary.

[hellojeanette77]

I'm mildly disturbed...

[ALittleRedHatFilms]

I want to marry this video. 

[hunterx11]

This needs to be a song like Ben Bernanke

[psycoboy54]

this is kind of a remix

[eggswaff]

I can no longer comprehend the word poop. It doesn't sound like a word anymore.

[howclassyalice]

@Vicious516 I just fangirl'd all over the floor.

[thedarkoneGORL]

I wish to be in one of your videos

[Kaineiribas]

what the

[thegoth303]

lessons learned: 1

subliminal messages: 118

[usuc77]

I'm hungry...

[simplymequinn]

You're a puppet now. Eat the poop :O

[obumbra]

Oh dear. The resurrection of Dumbledore.

[69toddvico]

i'm a wizard :-P



[sunnydale22]

If someone later asked me what I did the previous night at midnight, I'd have to tell them:

"I watched a YouTube video called "Eat the Poop". And it was marvelous.

[rrlloo1]

@sunnydale22 ok

[sunnydale22]

@rrlloo1 Yep.

[Hermionerules100]

lol



[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

This video is poop.

[vanessaot]

you are on drugs right?

[Cheeseisgood7789]

@vanessaot If he's not, I think we need to stage an intervention.

[guitarbeast25]

How come we never see Ryan in these videos?

[NeonSign9991]

The word began to lose its meaning.

[PsychoGirlHere]

wtf are you smoking? Get me some of that!

[MEGHAPSEY]

Minus the puppets, I think I've had this converstion at least once before.

[LittleRavenSonofMatt]

LEANBACK MUSIC!!!!

[Bughaoew]

lolwut?

[lazygreendaygal]

This is a very powerful, insightful video. I particularly liked the part with the poop.

[jjjjasmine]

wha

[hollyclaricoates]

LOL love it xD

[Lili7evans]

Somehow the old man monkey puppet's Max-voiced despair is more gut-wrenching than Max's own Max-voiced despair. Also, at 1:49, is it significant that the laugh sounds like a Ryan Murphy laugh? (Can Neil do a Ryan Murphy voice? You guys should all have puppets of yourselves.)

[Whatsername1320]

why

[Kiamet]

1:31 HEYYYY SOOOON

[shumila]

What did I just watch?

[RhymeLawliet]

Sometimes you remind me of Samuel Beckett. And I like it.

-R

[hogrireda]

so... am I supposed to laugh or...?

[UnitedChinchillas]

I felt like I was watching something Robert Benfer made

[Cauldren]

this to me looks like Ryan watched some old wacky blasters and was inspired by what Spencer did to make this...that and Neil wearing a Thriller jacket really makes it make no sense

[sockfood1]

EPIC!



[juhulemand]

if i get a psychosis, i´ll blaim it on you guys

[C0N0RJ3NKINZ]

I don't get it

[coeurdechoeur]

I'm a magician, Spencer. A furious magician.

Now eat the poop.

[EclecticXerasia]

Old man monkey puppet strikes again!

Suddenly, I want to write his life story.

[kaminski321]

Suddenly everything in this world makes sense.

[Cauldren]

@kaminski321 How?

[Cordelia171]

what was that

[MarcoBat16]

@Cordelia171 I don't know... and I'm in it.

[pizzakingorama]

i tried count the poops. it didn't work.

[arkireW]

I love his smile at 0:09, its fantastic :D

[MsThoughtful1]

Neil's coat is far too distracting.

[superbllyboy]

what did i just watch...

[Tweeb]

This makes me so happy :D

[madeye0]

What scares me, is that I understend this video perfectly. What scares me even more, is that there is more of us.

[Xdestroyer6]

dialogue by Stephen King.

[Mairloes]

Was this a dream?

[greenfire315]

Wowwwwwww

[MiyaviTheKing]

creeeepyy laugh XD

[TheHarlequinHatter]

22 people don't wanna eat the poop.

[00Paisan00]

I don't even know if this is trolling anymore.. I give up

[Monstroufs]

Is this a metaphor saying you can present any material to viewers and turn them into puppets, even if it doesn't make sense?

[KellyClone2A]

I liked this video...it was a good video...

[JAYdizziee]

....wasted 2 minutes

[Anameleth13]

Oh Neil!

[LolJeremyXD]

I don't like the pope

[SteezButter]

AND THEY EAT DA POO POO

[MasterDylly]

why was neil wearing the jacket that micheal jackson wears in thriller

[wannabee77]

You know how when you say or hear a word over and over and over again, it starts to sound weird and it doesn't make sense as a word anymore? yeah... what is poop? how is that a word? god!

[bubinasuit]

I found this hilarious. I don't know why.

[m4d3ng]

Shoes

[gdfjgkk]

...what did I just watch?

[xPolaroidxHeartx]

What is this? I don't even.... I have no words.... Nice use of the Dumbledore puppet though. I haven't see that in ages. But seriously. Wtf? O.o

[awsomeness657]

whenever i hear poop it sounds wierd now

[sporkbot]

Poop wizard. The wizard of poop.

[trainheist]

Where does one obtain such a thing as a Japanese Wrath of Khan poster?

[NeilCicierega]

@trainheist Google "google" and then click the first link. On that site, google "japanese wrath of khan poster"

[trainheist]

@NeilCicierega aw fiddlesticks. here I was hoping for a tantalizing story about a magical hole-in-the-wall poster shop

[eniddavy]

Shh, shh... it's just poop.

[FoomMan]

I miss this.

[JazzySnazzy09]

Not my favorite. I hope your next video is better.

[MrGammaguy]

Okay Ryan, be honest, this is one of those Creepypasta contest entries, isn't it?

[ScootsGoldfish]

Should not have watched this while munching on Junior Caramels.

[lyingbears]

Category seems accurate, I'm inspired to do good.

[Vergast]

I....HATE Neil now... I never thought i would, i mean hes usualy so charming and funny but now... :S

[sporkbot]

@Vergast life must be hard for you

[Vergast]

@sporkbot Intorably hard

[nightstalker0204]

That was a shitty ending

[sorry8140]

toy poop! like real poop but is toy! toy poop! not real poop do not eat!

[EphemeraAeterna]

The poop is a lie!

[rockinsquirrel111]

I want a Neil.

[zerian80]

The word poop has now lost all meaning.

[emopalstrawberri]

it's so glorious.

[DidYouEatMyMonkey]

i like it

[MadOldPete]

this type of video always descends into cackling eventually.

[Magostop]

What?

[SatarSatelliteSahara]

Well, now that this has set the bar extremely low, even if your next one is only kinda good, It'll blow me away. So, looking forward to it.

[JaceyDemy]

Also, I'm a puppet now.

[JaceyDemy]

Neil is one persuasive wizard.

And Max is great at being the only sane man.

Meh, do have to agree that this is not as good as past work--it's like Wig on the Pig redux with toilet humor--but it had good moments, it made me smile at times, and I haven't lost faith in you as a vidmaker.

[MPFyrus]

the fuck did i watch and why did i laugh

[willscomix]

I missed the Wizard and Monkey puppets!

[TheMetallicSharpie]

After a while, "poop" starts to not sound like poop

[Malexa3366]

His shirt kinda looks like Michael Jackson's thriller jacket:)

[btrnt]

I was waiting for the punchline for 2 minutes

[yoshibones]

THIS VIDEO IS ALLUDING TO A WIZARD-MONKEY CITY SEQUEL.

[kIokwerk]

The internet in a nutshell.

[Vicious516]

@kIokwerk Thank you.

[gemmaisboring]

Loving the jacket <3

[ThantsProductions]

i havent seen those puppets in a while. i missed them.

[Vicious516]

@ThantsProductions As did I.

[Christofaaah]

omg i was just thinking about how I've never heard neil laugh. i laughed with him. it was a laughing video. i find poop really funny.

[Nomeninja2]

I don't like poop v-v