Well, less guns wouldn't hurt america either since people wouldn't be able to take pick them up and kill others as much. But yeah, people kill people, not guns.
@bbman10pwns Violence is never the solution. People are too weak minded to take the better route of peace. Your "justice" will only breed hate, and then your enemies will want their "justice" which would breed hate in you. Therefor the cycle of hate would be a never ending cycle of pain for everyone you love.
Then I'm gonna do a nifty run and jump and scream "NEON A LINK A BITCHSLAP!" then I'm gonna go SPLACK! and shove it into your eye socket! How do you like that?! I'm gonna make Purée out of your retarded synapses! NEON PINK PENCIL FUCK OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Candyliz2003 If you think about it, it's not the dealers and runners fault, it's the moron who HAS to have this drug to get by's fault! If people would find some reason to hang on to life instead of baking themselves to escape the real world, drug dealers wouldn't exist. There would be no demand therefor no supply, basic economics.
@Candyliz2003 There's demand for that supply, or they wouldn't be selling. This is another thing the government should back off about. Criminalizing the act of taking drugs or the act of owning a firearm is just fucking ridiculous.
well as much as the gryphon rocks, i cant really respect the displayed opinion in this one. the proof that you are wrong is called reality. the only problem is that americans are not exactly good with its perception as he pointed out in another rant.
guns are bullshit aswell as tanks they should have stick with sword real man fight melee not pulling a trigger & tanks are Evan more cheep ass cause you cant kill em & people have a hard time dealing with them in any war so cheap
true, nearly anything you touch can kill a person theese days, i am pretty much agreeing on that the gun does not kill people, people kill people. Then again, the only purpose of the gun is to kill or make you better at using it for killing.
actually, the only thing you can blame a gun for is for having death as its only purpose in existance. it can't cause a fatal injury, then it's worthless. getting better at it is also the person's fault
Eh. He makes a good point sure. But it doesn't change the fact that I'm still glad Gun laws are really restrictive in Australia.
Sure, Johnny could stab me. But Johnny's gonna feel allot more confident in his ability to end my life if he can do it from 3 blocks away with a high powered rifle.
Banning guns won't stop violence. But it will make the less insane motherfuckers think twice before they come within arms reach of me.
THANK YOU!!! I've been trying to get that point out for the longest time!! "Its not the guns that are the deadly weapon, its the people that hold them. A firearm is only a tool." I'm posting this video on all of my web pages.
I just had a thought... what if he did a rant on SOPA?
This is such a great rant though!
ThePortableTornado 1 month ago in playlist 2 the ranting gryphon
PINK NEON PENCIL FUCK OF DEATH!
Falnyx 2 months ago
"And the voices in his head insisted they were aliens from the planet zignorph!"
I laughed so hard at that part
1littlg8 2 months ago
Well, less guns wouldn't hurt america either since people wouldn't be able to take pick them up and kill others as much. But yeah, people kill people, not guns.
DoomShroom93 7 months ago
your wicked you should have a tv show
fishermen755 11 months ago
i pick up 2000
Peter22016 11 months ago
guns dont kill assholes thats my job
Peter22016 11 months ago
"I didn't splatter your kids,
GRAVITY DID IT!"
:D
MajorFacepalm12 1 year ago
People without guns that tell me that guns are bad are full of shit.
kornfanja 1 year ago
I like this, targeting the real problems.
TempestDacine 1 year ago
Peace is the answer; but violence is the solution
bbman10pwns 1 year ago
@bbman10pwns Violence is never the solution. People are too weak minded to take the better route of peace. Your "justice" will only breed hate, and then your enemies will want their "justice" which would breed hate in you. Therefor the cycle of hate would be a never ending cycle of pain for everyone you love.
Soraofthefunk 8 months ago
Grr spell check
*pink, not link
MrLoneWolf009 1 year ago
Then I'm gonna do a nifty run and jump and scream "NEON A LINK A BITCHSLAP!" then I'm gonna go SPLACK! and shove it into your eye socket! How do you like that?! I'm gonna make Purée out of your retarded synapses! NEON PINK PENCIL FUCK OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrLoneWolf009 1 year ago
SCHOOL BLOWS! SCHOOL SUCKS! RIOT!
planetofthescums 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
what guns you have
metalfoxfurry666 1 year ago
ah, the ranting gryphon talks about killing people in the worst way and then goes on about anti-violence.
ArmouredShadowForce 1 year ago
So we shouldn't blame the dealers and the drug-runners for the drug problems?
Candyliz2003 1 year ago
@Candyliz2003 An interesting point, but drugs and drug running is actually illegal, whereas the right to bear arms is constituional
sepaco003 1 year ago
@Candyliz2003
Correct!
the only reason why we have drug problems is because of the Drug war! Before we made them illegal there was almost no market for any of them.
IronXuke 1 year ago
@Candyliz2003 If you think about it, it's not the dealers and runners fault, it's the moron who HAS to have this drug to get by's fault! If people would find some reason to hang on to life instead of baking themselves to escape the real world, drug dealers wouldn't exist. There would be no demand therefor no supply, basic economics.
Soraofthefunk 8 months ago
@Candyliz2003 There's demand for that supply, or they wouldn't be selling. This is another thing the government should back off about. Criminalizing the act of taking drugs or the act of owning a firearm is just fucking ridiculous.
Sardonicious 7 months ago
wtf is going on in school today, well its the most depressing place ive ever seen, makes me excited to see prison
cenaro55 1 year ago
well as much as the gryphon rocks, i cant really respect the displayed opinion in this one. the proof that you are wrong is called reality. the only problem is that americans are not exactly good with its perception as he pointed out in another rant.
rakschas 1 year ago
love it
yoyomyhoes 1 year ago
guns are bullshit aswell as tanks they should have stick with sword real man fight melee not pulling a trigger & tanks are Evan more cheep ass cause you cant kill em & people have a hard time dealing with them in any war so cheap
yassway30 1 year ago
I'm guessing this rant is where the famed "NEON-DA-PINKA-BITCHSLAP" joke originated?
MiDNight150 1 year ago 4
@MiDNight150 Yeap
sepaco003 1 year ago
Finished a report on this a few days agi
9223Titan 1 year ago
LAWLS! Awesome!
TheImatators 1 year ago
2 is awesome :D
NextTooNothing 2 years ago 3
Yeap XD
sepaco003 2 years ago
i wasn't laughing until the thing about the pink pencil
iwatchandisee 2 years ago
wtf???????????
MrKoda69 2 years ago
Wtf what?
sepaco003 2 years ago
NEON-A PINK-A BITCHSSSSLAP!!!
xulionxanth 2 years ago 36
XD
there's a tshirt of that
sepaco003 2 years ago
this guy is fuckin hilarious i love him
lequaie1234 2 years ago 14
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rdcd20 2 years ago
Uhh... you didn't listen to this did you?
sepaco003 2 years ago
the thumbnail on the side of the "RANT" picture looks ike it says "KUNT!!!"
Perogi360 2 years ago
true, nearly anything you touch can kill a person theese days, i am pretty much agreeing on that the gun does not kill people, people kill people. Then again, the only purpose of the gun is to kill or make you better at using it for killing.
Hosislo 2 years ago
actually, the only thing you can blame a gun for is for having death as its only purpose in existance. it can't cause a fatal injury, then it's worthless. getting better at it is also the person's fault
darktail67 2 years ago
true
Hosislo 2 years ago
LMAO The pink pen bitch slap had me laughing crazy this guys a genious
eco900 3 years ago
same here (: still love it XD
darktail67 2 years ago
Gotta love him lol
srcityofheroes 3 years ago
He makes sense, but I can't help seeing quite a few flaws in his reasoning. Not one of his best rants in my opinion.
Blackers118 3 years ago
this guy makes so much sense
zloppy300 3 years ago 2
Eh. He makes a good point sure. But it doesn't change the fact that I'm still glad Gun laws are really restrictive in Australia.
Sure, Johnny could stab me. But Johnny's gonna feel allot more confident in his ability to end my life if he can do it from 3 blocks away with a high powered rifle.
Banning guns won't stop violence. But it will make the less insane motherfuckers think twice before they come within arms reach of me.
DarkMaverik 3 years ago
Agreed, but if someone's really off the deep end there's nothing to do either way
sepaco003 3 years ago
Which is a fair enough point. I'm just lucky enough to have never met the one crazy fuck who's putting MY head on his mantle yet.
DarkMaverik 3 years ago
Pink Neon Pencil Fuck of Death!!!
paintedmud07 3 years ago 5
oh my gosh! All these videos of 2 ranting only have like, 500 veiws each! why isn't this guy more popular? HE'S GENIUS!
Kikoalive 3 years ago
A lot of them have less veiws
His humor is a little specific so not a lot of people run across it.
But I love it, hence me posting it :)
sepaco003 3 years ago
THANK YOU!!! I've been trying to get that point out for the longest time!! "Its not the guns that are the deadly weapon, its the people that hold them. A firearm is only a tool." I'm posting this video on all of my web pages.
solidfox07 3 years ago 8
Just remember to credit 2 Gryphon for this :)
sepaco003 3 years ago