A Slightly Crueler Cruller

[TheIceSamurai]

who plays who

[TheIceSamurai]

who plays who

[Zerogokikun]

Man... I would have loved if someone hispanic actually dubbed the voice of Lopez

[adamrwall]

negitiveo

[lethalbullet1]

Sarge FTW 8D

[Danox94]

lol his spanish was bad

[DoctorShrooms12]

they are so creative

[AxXen85]

"Hello dirtbags! ...and a fine hello to you, madame!"

[Irondeath23]

2:54

Caboose- ya cus that because you didnt do anything.

Blue Guyd(whos name i already forgot) Srry I couldnt here you over all your team killing.

Caboose- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dont make me mad

[TheShadowdb]

@Irondeath23 tuker

[Kirby14297]

@Irondeath23 Tucker



[docbrock5134]

tex is tough

[piano2383]

:D Thankyou spanish class!! I knew what he was saying lol

[bearguyful]

its funny how in season 9 sarg says that he ordered lopez in spanish on purpose

[ah66able]

I remember how surprised i was when i learned Lopez was a robot

[admromor]

It's lighish red!!

[Fireworkatheart]

I know it's easy to poke fun at continuity errors in RvB but didn't Donut take high school spanish? Shouldn't he have at least some idea what Lopez is rambling on about?

[anjas35012]

@Fireworkatheart where did you get that?

[tanrdz0327]

@anjas35012 you have to watch season 7 to know

[kihana12]

@Fireworkatheart Is Doughnut great at remembering? Or anything for that matter...

[mcgoo721]

@Fireworkatheart I took 3 years of German, and am German (mom's born and raised). First two years was with a French Major as teacher. She got fired, and a Russian lady who knew german well thought "hey it's German III, they know a lot!" and got too frustrated with us to teach.

I can say "My cat has three legs." and "My mother comes from ludwigshafen but my German is very bad." Not too useful haha

[joshrules53]

i have been whatching this stuff for 2 hours

[Azkiar1]

tex is a badass

[TheTrueValkyrie66]

"IT'S NOT PINK, IT'S SALMON!"

-Donut in elementary school

[spartan20005]

@ETheRapper hahahahahahahahaahaha why ?

[zechrov]

i rofl'ed at their spanish XD

[mehgamer1]

After about 4 months of Spanish class, I can gladly say, I can understand about 2/3s of what Lopez says.

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

@mehgamer1 wait till you take it longer you won't remember jack

[A7X447]

IM SICK OF THE FUCKING ADVERTISMENTS!

[Airborne008]

My last name is actually Lopez... I got happy when I heard what they called him:p

[adogg803]

HAHAHAAH.......dont make me mad XD

[slayer94ism]

at 3:40 nope i'm mexican and i can't understand half the shit he says

[Nyxn1995]

oh come on if i wanted an advertisement id b watching TV

[EnricoSuave666]

Lopez reminds me Toshi from American Dad :P

[SuperSuperpwn]

caboose is awesome



[LoveeDJHeadphones]

Its not pink. Its lightish red.

Hey guess what? They already have a lightish red. You know what its called?

Pink.

[Xmotion95]

Esa traduccion :S

[9LukeS]

i need 186 likes to get the top comment guys wanna help me out here? wait no...oh..ok

[DHGxCODHeaDshot]

Lopez Reminds me of the Stig On Top Gear

[metalheaddrummer101]

@DHGxCODHeaDshot He's the Stig's mexican cousin

[BrysonRials1132]

your armor is pink... its freaking pink!

[dirtydq1992]

why is it that the further i get into the season the more sexually related related videos i see

[GreenSlates]

i think they should sue toy story for the lopez idea -_-

[RosaMagana93]

Hey lopez wanna shoot grif? Yes Please Thanks xD

[Bananaz120]

"Funny quote from one of the characters in red vs blue" *Gets thumbs up*

[YoMalvado]

Dang dude! I'm Mexican and I can understand da english better than Lopez's spanish XD

I just LOVE dis videos!

[XxSniperSnakexX13]

Sarge with his old vioce should say "DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!"

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

why is runescape one of the video responses? :))

[FloppYakaShawN]

"NEGATIVO" xD

[Geohawk2552]

how come griff isn't red?

[justaman15]

@Geohawk2552 Orange is Red. :P

[StregoicaWestenra]

Lol, wow Lopez's spanish sucks

[WatchMeSpore]

Character descriptions:

Grif: Lazier is better.

Caboose: I do not TEAMKILL!

Sarge: You just got Sarged!

Simmons: I like computers.

Donut: It's lightish red!

Church: I'm a ghost.

Tucker: I like picking up chicks!

Tex: I just hate everyone.

[Heater294]

@WatchMeSpore

A spirit?

Yeah!

A ghost?

Boo motherfucker.

[MrAmersfoort13]

Don't ask, don't tell

[gamesonly246]

[Donut] It's not pink! It's lightish red!

[lemonwarriar]

78 people were shot in the head and somebody tried to save them with CPR

[AnimeChic127]

Me llamo es Lopez 8D

[AnimeChic127]

Me llamo es Lopez 8D

[Xdifinity]

Negativo :P

[KuroroThanatos]

"Alto" also means "Stop".

[Blinkdawg23]

Why is Grif on Red team.. but his armor is yellow?

[Jerry2die4]

@Blinkdawg23 its orange.

[FilipinoBoYz420]

@Blinkdawg23 it's orange dude

[wickedjuggalo121507]

wow turn on the words its fucking weird

[catbuster101]

Ahahahaha, I turned on transcribe and when Lopez said "negativo" it said "sexual" xD

[comedycckm]

anyone ever noticed that caboose is smart until this episode then he got retarded

[miha635]

dsasd



[BroadwayGirl939]

i'm sorry, but its kind of hard to hear you over your constant team killing.

[BroadwayGirl939]

0:59 griff's laugh is hysterical. lolz.

[PantMal]

3:30 Good day. Thank you for activating my speech function. My model number is 01011348823.

3:43 My name is Lopez

3:56 My English processor has malfunctioned. I can only speak Spanish.

4:19 Negative

4:39 Yes Sir. Thank you.

Thumbs up so people know what Lopez is saying in the vid.

[mamilolu]

@PantMal I llove how the translator gets it wrong.

[Armandageddon]

@PantMal you must be really desperate for a top comment

[meshuggah220]

I couldn't wait for the new episode so I decided to watch season 1 again.

[ThunderCavalier]

I love Donut and his 'lightish red' armor.

[ZOMBIEBYRD1]

I like how in this season sarge says they were fresh out of speech units

BUT in season 9 he says he got it to get them closer as a unit Not trollin just' sayin' Love RVB ALL THEY WAY

[Airbender0217]

them so am i can speak spanish that mean i am a fucking bilingue robot

[hocotate40]

77 people bought "lightish red" armor.

[waterking179]

negativo

[yamitchlii]

grif: lopez he said lopez i can speak spanish

hahaha

[Heater294]

Its not pink its lightish red! I removed the word pink from my vocabulary because of this.

[MegaPotatogun]

0:56 I get it now

[ibanezgr]

77 people fucking suck!

[tejakemanz]

LOL I LUV THESE VIDZ

[ceroteca]

"alto" means both tall and stop in spanish

[fenixx001]

heh heh. dont ask, don't tell.  get it... hur hur

[KriegerAurelius]

"Hello, dirt bags........and a fine hello to you, madam."

[HaloFizz527]

i started at 12:00 a.m and then finished season 3 at 12:00am

[sprunk102]

His suit isn't pink its salmon.

dumbasses.

[Jmisterz]

1:00 lol hes right, that is alittle funny...x3

[HimesInu]

Start the pink jokes now.

[Shad0wX002]

I tried using the transcribed button right as Lopez was starting to talk and I laughed so fuckin' hard

[halo17811]

i am about t get an xbox 360 and to pass the time i will watch one season of red vs blue each day until sunday or saturday when i get my xbox 360

[loganater82]

yay



[InnerAtanih]

AWESOME!!!!



[360Eagle]

I nearly lost it when lopez started talking

[bladeforsythe15]

@Onixar217 try 3:50 in the morning

[MechanismZX]

@bladeforsythe15 Try 2 in the afternoon

[leftknee17]

These episodes are less than 5 minutes each, but 10 minutes go by during each episode

[hackerchubs]

donut's armor is not pink it is salmon.

[echopichu123]

griff is my favorite

[USkicksass]

hahah lopez habla en espanol xD

[Cronos77267]

im going to make something like red vs. blue

[tommyOmegaz]

Ahhhhh......back when caboose wasnt a TOTAL retard :3

[Mansquasho36]

Lmao, "don't ask, don't tell" xDDDDDD

[SHmeoWZA]

he didnt need the "es" when he said me llamo es lopez

[KisiroKitsune]

@SHmeoWZA That's the point, Lopez's Spanish is *supposed* to be terrible.

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

he said to tell him to speak english in spanish so he would understand..

[XxKillxShotzxX]

lol im almost done with season one only eight more to go lol

[danielcraven1]

1,000,883 th

[Odst2293]

Caboose:Look at it, it's not Pink, it's like a.....a Lightesh red.

Grif:Guess what! They already have a color for lightesh red! you know what it's called? PINK!

[babbit09]

@Odst2293 caboose is the guy with the darker blue armor, donut is the lightish red. Grif: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK! Me:... armor... How'd you even get to me?! you're in SPACE

[XxXChachamaruXxX]

@babbit09 im the best- the best at space! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! i know i know!! spell space! S-P---ACE!! :D

[babbit09]

@XxXChachamaruXxX xD

[XxXChachamaruXxX]

@babbit09 xD

[Odst2293]

@babbit09, i'm just talented

[babbit09]

@Odst2293 lol

[TayLeibVids]

ah now that im done masturbating ill continue with this

[FeatheredEden]

has anybody else noticed that tucker sounds like a girl?

[Blazexicasion]

Pink.. Pink..... It's not even a word anymore

[darkmouse1231]

its not pink...its lighish red

[wtfn8r]

0:56 is the funniest joke i have ever heard, i almost cried.

[Anthony883]

@wtfn8r I dont get it. :\ I have better jokes than that. :C

[MrPsychoAJK]

@Anthony883 The joke is related to a military law called "don't ask don't tell". Look it up.

[melvynlennard]

@wtfn8r Thank you for not spoiling it :)

[PsykopathikPdz]

@wtfn8r I Dont's Get It Lol

[CharlesFoxKays]

@PsykopathikPdz A guy wearing pink is thought to be gay. "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is a military rule stating that gays, lesbians, and bisexual don't tell their sexual attractions and fellow combatants don't ask.

[NewPhoenixFilms]

@CharlesFoxKays well, it is the future, so Rooster Teeth did, in fact, predict the end of the policy.

[CharlesFoxKays]

@NewPhoenixFilms ikr?

[Mrface201]

lopez, would you like to shoot grif ; see sinor

[MyCina14]

guess what they already have a color for lightish red, wanna know what it's called....PINK

loll if you search the word lightish red the first link has the description:

The color pink, especially when worn by a man who doesn't want to admit he's actually wearing pink. Popularized by the machinima Red vs Blue<<<< lol

[tmamrocks]

this google translate sucks ass hows there = acholol hmm that sounds right

[alkalinecuban]

Me llamo es lopez lol

[unkownuser505]

Turn on CC(close captioning) when lopez speaks

[ITSAFUCKINGCROCODILE]

he has horrible spanish grammar lol

[miguel117]

Sarge: "Lopez, would you like to shoot Griff?"

Lopez: "Si señor, gracias"

Griff: "No stop, ALTO ALTO"

Simmons: "ALTO means TALL you dumbass"

Griff: "Then why do they put it on STOP signs?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This just made my night

[kingja2000]

what about tex????

[Onixar217]

FUCK IM ONLY ON SEASON ONE OUT OF NINE AND ITS FUCKING 12 O'CLOCK

[Thebuddhist1996]

@Onixar217 same im soo tired lmao

[dueljosh2]

@Onixar217 join the club buddy

[bezerk47]

@Onixar217 Thats why i took a nap

[MollicaTV]

@Onixar217 Same here!

[zeldafan096]

@Onixar217 its gonna be a long damn night or day

[MrGODsmack1234567]

@Onixar217 i litterly read this at exactly 12 o_0

[jacobbisawesome]

@Onixar217 you know i actually looked at the time and thats the exact same thing that happened to me

[jamiesalas55]

@Onixar217 same

[Zeldagirl123456]

@Onixar217

lol... it's 12:02 AM here... lol!

[Noobdewd]

@Onixar217 It's ok dude....it's 4am for me haha

[THExREALxGAMERS]

@Onixar217 dude same here its 12 am also wtf

[frostyfirez]

@THExREALxGAMERS seeing as how he said that 2 months ago...

[TheWertMan1177]

@THExREALxGAMERS and so am I

[guess6more]

@Onixar217 what's wrong with that?

[DevinSterlingEdward]

@Onixar217 bro im on the same ep and its 4;45 AM

[GoldPheonix001]

where the hell did lopez come from

[HimesInu]

Let the pink jokes commence.

[lemonman93]

omg binary spanish

yes

[lemonman93]

omg binary spanish



[XHolyPuffX]

I love how he made the reference to static wristbands. They really do work..

[85TexasPointer]

alto means both stop and tall. depends how its used in a sentence......... just thought some people were wondering

[AreYouNerdy]

@85TexasPointer I was, thanks XD

[spoonking3]

maybe princess peach picked up the wrong model

[urmommaisfattt]

don't ask don't tell haha

[TheAndrewj96]

3:51

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[swaggalikechrist]

LOL he said lopez..i can speak spanish lol

[swaggalikechrist]

LOL...dnt make me mad

[VIDEOSTUDIOS]

don't ask don't tell, US army joke... a bit dumb

[KENZInator33MINority]

a slightly meaner unraised donut....

i think thats what the title means

[powercessna]

It's pink

[animerulezftw]

why is Sarge have a plasma rifle?

[NumberZeroFan]

"me llamo es Lopez" XD

[Mr2010legoben]

Does anyone notice that guy voice Tex and Lopez have the same voice

[Guko97]

i miss donat an lopez.... sad face=(

[OmegaZroWolfe]

"Alto means tall you dumbass"

"Then why do they put it on stop signs?"