Episode 3: The Best Background Performances In YT History

[Thefrickenator]

I want that song.

[BearAmongMen]

Thank you Dr. Spaceman!

[Archedgar]

LOL That's all. For now.

[newgarda]

quit stealing cracked's videos 

[pRoBiE1KeNoBi]

@newgarda Those arnt muskets is a sketch troop. One of the members is Swaim, the host of cracked tv.

I would type an insult but you are clearly miss-informed.

[jjmara01]

@pRoBiE1KeNoBi he is the co creator =P

[newgarda]

@jjmara01 kayy thanks



[newgarda]

@pRoBiE1KeNoBi well thanks for not insulting me :D

[GizmoFan1]

That girl in #3 terrifies me.

[snotsbuttwax]

gladstone is a dreadful actor

[Thewuwizard]

what was the song that he made on his ipod?

[snotsbuttwax]

@Thewuwizard ghostwriter RJD2

[danidaniboyboy]

@snotsbuttwax Robert Jowney Dunior 2?

[PhillyBluntsDoItRite]

@danidaniboyboy actually, his name is Ramble John Krohn, so that's where RJ comes from. the D2 is, I assume, a riff off R2D2

[GizmoFan1]

2:12 *thunk*

[ThatThingByTheShed]

"Why, hello!"

[clownwithoutmakeup]

so what could i do? i kicked it, in the dick

[blackkakari]

I sure wish I knew what the name of the song is they played at the end of the video.

[mrzeldatroy16]

2:12 im pretty sure its the first porn on youtube

[GizmoFan1]

@mrzeldatroy16 Goosh Goosh. That is all I have to say.

[tristansparks7]

I'm a horse and I can fornicate whenever I want.

I don't think so!!!

[TheDashingRor]

Wait... wait. THERE'S A GUY BACK THERE (besides Swaim). In all these Swaim episodes, I've never noticed him.

[SirZahn]

Well I think you look like a Dr.Who. like.

[chada75]

3:36 Granny FTW!

[remorius]

I dont think so.....nut shot!!........epic

[paco1481366]

@TheyCallMeTaterSalad  That barely qualifies as a boob..

[guiltybystander77]

What is that SONG?

[DrSpaceman3]

@guiltybystander77 You mean Ghostwriter, by RJD2?

[CrownedWithLaurels]

@DrSpaceman3 THANK. YOU.

[TrolleyPower]

Swaim shits on Gladstone.

[DroveThemInsane]

Is it normal that I can name every video that the pictures G-Stone showed came from?

[Lulzman69]

Needs more Amber Lamps.

[TheLastReplicant]

Goddamn that horse bit is hilarious.

[Ploiken]

gladstone has nothing on swaim

[BADassMTHFCK]

I never really understood why gladstone has more views than swaim on youtube. Everyone seems to agree that he sucks balls compared to swaim

[purplecat747]

@BADassMTHFCK people who like the stuff he's hating on watches it and bitches in the comments. like bieber.

[libertycaps666]

funniest series on youtube by far fuck ray william johnson

[katheryncobalt]

Poor horse :(

[zektong]

What IS the song at the start???

[sprinkleOtea]

@zektong Ghostwriter - rjd2

[123stripes]

what song at the beginning?

[xisengrinx]

He's playing games :)

[LEG0B0Y]

4:01

Tom Ferguson was a rodeo cowboy in the 50s.

[PopcornSalt13]

F*ckin' complain Whine complain gladstone blah blah blah i'm funnier blah blah blah.

Meta-comment isn't funny because the subject matter isn't funny. Shut up about Gladstone. Shut up about the Droid thing. Don't like it? Think you can do better?

Do it, faggot. Be better. Get more subscribers and be more likeable.

[MsEssentialist]

#2, background asian guy. I know in the backstreet boys one at least he is playing world of warcraft, noticed that forever ago haha, still hilarious

[MrDrGrotesque]

What's that show at 6:13 ?

[BlakeTahoe]

gladstones a better columnist his show kinda sucked...but swaim on the other hand...his shit keeps getting better...although i havent seen a new "does not compute" vid in like...7 months...get on it slacker!...ok i was mean...i apologize...im not gonna hurt you!...shhh! not gonna hurt you!

[3incati]

@BlakeTahoe "does not compute" is alright but where he really shines is in "cracked after hours" the 4 actors working off each other is just hilarious and they really do work with fantastic material.

[ManiaKattaK]

I always pictured Gladstone as a goth. Odd.

[stanleykubrick98]

@commanderfuent Someone's JEALOUS

[stanleykubrick98]

It appears that this video has quite a few views in Estonia.

[KKarron]

@stanleykubrick98 Half of them from me most likely.

[EpicBeard815]

I love swaim eating the snickers set to smell your dick. peak of awesome

[isanhiro]

"And that's all...for now." Awesome HBN "copy". Ha.

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

so what could I do? I kicked it. In the dick.

[JamSessionDemos]

"I'm a horse, I can fornicate whenever I want!"

"I don't think so! NUTSHOT!"

Pure Poetry.

[WeTheFacade]

Hate by numbers is shit

[123killerbee]

whats the song at the begining

[TheyCallMeTaterSalad]

Am i really high or did i just see tits on youtube?

[00madbox00]

@TheyCallMeTaterSalad that might be a man

[guiltybystander77]

...Could be both...

[rabbit123zapak]

@TheyCallMeTaterSalad am i high too



[IRONMANNN97]

@TheyCallMeTaterSalad your high.... oh wait oh i see it now ha jk

[piepotatosandturtle2]

@TheyCallMeTaterSalad weird huh,

[Clio20000008]

0:56 realy cute

[DonZabu]

All it takes is a quick tooth scrub and Gladstone's back in sexy mode. I love it. XD

[neofriends]

Lol poor Ashley :S buut still hilarious :P Ur still second best :D

[GooGooGajoob67]

@watcherseekerkeeper It's Ghostwriter by RJD2.

[cartoonistkid001]

LOL @ 3:54

[DukeNoche]

Gladstone sucks.

[revoldiuqs]

i think imma go for "original dick." gotta make em think you're classy....

[Lindav94]

"I'm a horse, I can fornicate whenever I want!"

[thejoker71608]

I know he probably did make those clips for you. But it seems like just took those clips from hbn episodes.

[RJhasFLOW]

"Composing an outraged email to the student housing department?"

LMFAO

[runedscope]

Thats all....... for now

[princesstamika]

Flashback! I remember Lex. 

[SuckItLily]

gladstone cant act for shit^^

[stewiesbabe]

what is that song?! i must no!

[safasule]

Never laughed so hard at a YT video before! The horse water cooler monologue is classic ..

[DukeNoche]

Gladstone sucked balls so glad he is gone now.

[championman3]

@DukeNoche Agreed

[ekf501]

granny was freakin awesome!

[amluvmusic24]

I have rarely ever found it necessary to kick a horse in the dick. That is uncommon courage if you ask me.

[normandale1987]

Not a big fan of Gladstone...just putting that out there

[labattman]

"I don't think so! Nut shot!!"

[JDubbs1190]

@labattman By far THE best part of this video. Hahaha

[FreelanceGunman]

good episode.......BUT ... swaim is about 1million times funnier than gladstone!!!

[OfferingEngine]

Fuckn Gladstone isnt funny

[hellojulie]

the droid thing is not funny. just get rid of it

[ShazzyxD]

what is the name of the song at 0:12 - 0:16 ?

[hustlerlt84]

@ShazzyxD RJD2-Ghostwriter.

[CrownedWithLaurels]

Hey, what's playing at the end of the vdeo?

[atacoVSgrilledcheese]

Black Moth Super Rainbow!!!!!!

...such a stoner swaim ;D

[beefpoker]

Meh, Gladstone is an unfunny Jew.

Your not funny Gladstone, go away.

[KhristAlmighty]

i hate gladstone, hes not funny at all..

[luvmyMCR4evaxx]

@KhristAlmighty same here :(

[DulBeat]

I liked the Gladstone bit at the end. It's like every single non-Nostalgia Critic video on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, but funny!

[SpavnOvHel]

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[chosentonessournotes]

I don't give a shit if it was scripted and he practiced it for 30 years, he was still not funny. At all.

[funkman992]

If you don't like it, fuck off

I got your back Swaim

[GlitchDawg]

@funkman992 hell yeah. Dude if you havn't, check out agents of cracked. Its swaim and this guy dan and its soooo funny. Best show ever.

[TheRandyChimp]

@chosentonessournotes funnier than you dipshit

[chosentonessournotes]

@TheRandyChimp Please. I could run comedic circles around Gladstone. Boring, dry, trite. Yuck.

[TheRandyChimp]

@chosentonessournotes Gladstone, yeah, but not Swaim. Considering this is a Swaim video, it came across that you were saying he isn't funny. And I took great offence to that.

[chosentonessournotes]

@TheRandyChimp Fuck no man. Swaim is the one of the funniest people ever. Seriously.

[TheRandyChimp]

@chosentonessournotes Well said

[robotpanda77]

@chosentonessournotes I'm not saying I could kill a samurai dinosaur with my bare hands, I am just saying if he was sleeping really soundly and I had this big power drill, I would drill him up like a two by four on this old house.

[skim172]

@robotpanda77 Strange, but educational, reference.

[andybpiano]

AMBER LAMPS!!!

[ZapHappy1]

Lol, I love other Chinese kid. He's just sitting there with all that retardedness going on.

[chosentonessournotes]

Hey, Wayne Gladstone, kill yourself. Overacting faggot. You're obviously the worst comedian in history. Swaim is the superior funny man.

[hemmsilius]

NO U!

[JimHxn]

It's all scripted.

Dick

[Exarian]

ending was perfect. I miss news on cracked.

[Turkeyslam]

"Ghostwriter" by RJD2, from his debut album Deadringer.

[Judothrow5]

I think it's ghostwriter, but I'm not too sure.

[am22reno]

What is that AWESOME song at the end???

[Judothrow5]

I don't remember which song it is, but it's by RJD2. If you like that song you'll probably dig a lot of his music.

[am22reno]

Much appreciated, sir.

[pat4luigi13]

Seriously, what the fuck was with that prom video? It was just....ugh.

[Mythtern1]

Dance and dance and dance and dance and dance and dance! lol pretty lame

[TRIQUETRA24]

oh im a horse i can faunacate wherever i want, i dont think so! nut shot!

[iliketotubeyou]

@TRIQUETRA24

awesome spelling.

[necrocannibalist]

It always seems that i'm the only person that likes Gladstone's videos

[TheF1NCH]

Yay Gladstone!

[WhimsicalQuandary]

19th Century English Lesbians would be a good name for a band.

[DelMarrrrr]

@WhimsicalQuandary

Hahaha, word.

[SouthernJediFilms]

LEX FRIEDMAN!

[breakinthebend]

Gladstone - not funny.

[Caffiend]

Gladstone is liquid win frozen solid. Great seeing him and Swaim in the same thing.

[malixis]

Oh noes! That dick song is stuck in my head now!!! D:

[meh97]

hoganQuake...you bother me

[HoganQuake]

That tends to happen a lot

[ClamAttack]

I really want to kick a horse in the dick right now.

[Lagartoman7]

Smell yo dick and kick in dick...mmm...IS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!

[JakeRaven1970]

Why did you bother putting Gladstone on? Least funny dude on cracked. You don't need him

[HoganQuake]

Yeah, his voice bothers me for some reason, hes not even funny

[jackstorm777]

I don't THINK so! NUT shot!

[MercTheGreatest]

LMAO dick kick ftw

[dasstu]

this ones a bit longer than the one on their site.

[dhylla42]

Thats all.... for now. LOL!

[justsmokin]

so what could i do i kicked it....... in the dick lololol

[soulhunter4444]

"And that's all, for now."

[DanToppy]

"...what do we got?"

"that smelly wiener video..." lol

[Samuijin]

I guess I'm attracted to 19th century English lesbians, then.

[8DarkSideOfTheMoon8]

@Samuijin I'm honestly attracted to Michael Swaim too.

[30Galleons]

Will you go to the prom with me?

Ive never cringed so much in my life.

[sedwaykid]

the horse vid was super hilarious

[sedwaykid]

A 19th century english lesbian. lmao

[leppy111]

He kicked it in the belly- it's tender there and the horses figure out who's boss real quick.

[CyndiNoName]

Son at the end!! what is it?!

[CyndiNoName]

*song

[luca82]

19th century english lesbian, best live ever?

[pixelbob]

does that one have a cast? did he deserve it? probably

[libertycaps666]

hahaha genius man

[formenso682]

y isnt this more popular!!!!

[xianos707]

@formenso682 and why are ppl like fred too popular...

[Mustkunstn1k]

@formenso682 Agreed..

[UncleMcCrustyPoo]

@Mustkunstn1k You can't agree with a question.

[mrjimmyos]

Why do you never see a monologue like that in Shakespeare :D

[Monkeyboy92037]

omg! he kicked that horse in the cock!

[cowsruleme]

What is this I dont even

[psychopicasso]

hehe...lazy epilepsy.

[AlphaVista]

that was awesome.

what is the name of that tune?

[h8rzhate]

the song is called "Ghostwriter" by RJD2

[chosentonessournotes]

I'll be super discrete and I PROMISE I won't cry this time!