Diemon Dave - Kung Fu Hillbilly

[Joshee1347]

is he retarded?

[moJosouthpaw]

Judy, Judy,Judy!

[winvio]

dont make jokes with Kung Fu xd 

[chamblizi]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WHERE EXPECTING A BLACK GUY LOL

[chamblizi]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY! ITS KINDA WIERD YET IT SHOWS THE WIERD REDNECK NATURE

[Darkside780]

DAMN! Kung Fu HillBilly wasn't lying!

[Kimmi3d5]

lmao! His judi chop has a lil grab and hold move! OMG! ! ! ! He looks like a two year old girl with that chopping motion! HILARIOUS! ! ! IDIOTIC, BUT HILLARIOUS! ! !

[LKLNinja]

Has to be a troll... he has to be!

[YourDailyWaffle]

hilariously fake but funny as fuck!

[MoneyMustafaBeats]

greatest eva guy! judy chop

[ironclaw92]

quick like lightnin'

[zurkuhh]

Ima " Kung Fu Him " lolz.

[lhofho]

chuckie norris and jane claude van damme lolz

[ImInLoveWithAZombie]

Daddy? Is that you?

[hersi29]

@iLLxNoarcotix: "them judi chops and ninji kicks", LMAO! I actually practice "judi".

[StreetImpact6]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHH, i would kick the ass out of them both

[LKLNinja]

@StreetImpact6 Doesn't take much skill ;)

[StreetImpact6]

@LKLNinja ofc

[greenwave145]

so frickin good

[Jsantosishere]

i dont understand when he talks. Does that mean i don't understand Hillbillies at all??? -_-

they talk cool tho if you aSK MEE :)

[phillipquaz]

they have to show the asian

lmfaoooooo

she cute doe

[Rtfune]

He needs to save those "judi chops" to chop up a "bulony" sandwich with.

[ScottyBanton]

3:02 EPIC CHARGE!!!

[ScottyBanton]

"if he comes aout hayre aycting tha faool, I'mma Kung fu-'im aynd aoull you payple jus stayyand bayyck layt mae dao ma thayng!"

[BassickProductions]

@ScottyBanton LOOOOOOOOL!!!!! SPOT ON!!!!

[SuperDeadhope]

laugh all u want, dave is the shit. dude will fuck u all up!!

[DeadpoolDeadcool]

Martial Arts at its finest.

[ScottyBanton]

Ninjaaaa CHOP!

[stgoodson3]

my god...



[whosniffedme]

*gong noise* "BETTER ZOOM IN ON THE ASAIN!"

[L4Disillusion]

one word STAGED

[les73109]

Gave him the old Judy chop!!!!!!!

[RulerWolf1]

Where's the ninji star?

[tanuvasa]

Beverly Hillbilly Ninja lol

[hairynippleboobs]

you know, when he said lil wayne i expected a baboon to come running out... but, i was dissapointed...

[antgolub]

damn watch out tony jaa

[ItsCrispey]

Do you think the hillbilly ninja watched this and thought, "Did i seriously kick that much ass?"

[DACNewsNetwork]

I aint a tryin come atotaly tween Ashley & lil Wayne...

[wildwolfay]

since when was hillbilly a race?

[snakeman361995]

this is the best jerry springer ever! jerry jerry jerry! haha

[tubesism]

God if the other guy would just man the fuck up for one second and not be so afraid of being lightly tapped on the shoulder he could have taken mr. judi chops out with like one solid kick to the chest. Or hell one good punch landed anywhere would probably completely demoralize him.

[vdeferens]

@tubesism ummm you know its completely fake right?

[ScottyBanton]

@vdeferens actually, in the early days, it wasn't. Now, yes.

[TheOnlyWTF]

Diemon Dave is my hero...

[PachucoDesigns]

I am embarrassed to be human. Seriously. Oh my god.

[REDBEARD885]

@PachucoDesigns I know right. lol

[matakamat]

some mothers do have em

[mrceebees14]

They censored the guys butt crack.

haha

[mrceebees14]

Arguably the funniest person to ever appear on Jerry Springer.

[Gouki6669]

OMFG that guy would be the UFC champion if he uses those judi chops!! LOL

[saltedswine]

3:09 - "I said can you deal with that"

[SupKitKat]

Dont go nin'jn nobody dont need nin'jn!

[mawdcj]

right as he said kung fu it zoomed in on a asian 1:49 lol

[aingol1]

why do they only show asians reaction in the audience.....?

[keaton223]

@aingol1 this should be top comment! LMAO

[KidAsian101]

@aingol1 damn skippy, that is really racist.

[OceanSkate401]

@aingol1 because its kung fu, duhh.

[Skoomax]

@aingol1 Spies, everywhere

[dannibooification]

oh my :D



[2011MattyT]

LOL...I LOVE this guy!!!

[Athena1992owl]

Aww they just wanna hug it out.

[saymoney336]

he wiilll beat his ass

[kombatzero]

i thought kung fu was supposted to be for defence only - this wanna be bruce lee attack first- lol

[funnylittlejc]

he looks like the rejected hitlier

[MollyLovesSara]

lol is that ryan gosling in the audience?

[juggalox51]

LMFAO WTF I can't stop laughing now lol

[k1ngk03r2]

Omfg this is just to dam hilarious

[chasleshea92]

I just Judy Chopped the shit outta my boyfriend!

[AuthenticFlows101]

that isnt lil wayne wtf

[stealthycmflurry]

Dont EVER fuck with the kung fu hilly billy.

[Shmandy1114]

So I watch this, and the "Up Next" video is a song called "People Are Crazy."

Too true.

[719sicc]

whats funny is that he was actually winning the fight.

[theshingler420]

lol i use cc for on this and the cc is getting his words wrong

[DraconicFury]

@theshingler420 it's becuase half of the shit he's saying aren't comprehensible to most english-speaking countries

[southernboy712]

this guy is now my new hero!

[UNCfanatic50]

i thought he was gunna fight lil wayne lol

[Pretoriance]

Did you see that karate-chop at 2:56?!

[sasquatchfiddlestick]

@Pretoriance JUST BARELY! it was so fast and professional.

[TheFunk10000]

i saw many a judi chops in this videos.

[alicia50044]

LMAO he's probably drunk or high like most of the west virginians are 100% of the day and night

[noneofth3above]

@alicia50044 That's Kentucky. xD

[iLLxNarcotiix]

The sad part is that he's actually whipping the other guys ass with them judi chops and ninji kicks XD

[lemonman456]

@iLLxNarcotiix sometimes a bad plan is better than no plan

[generalzod4life]

JUDI CHOP!

[TheKitten4mahlunch]

ive been in BJJ for 10 years and MMA for 9... i would never want to meet this guy in a trailer park lmao

[omgwtfbbqlolkthxbai]

Wtf did I just watch?

[lighhtningking]

lol wrong lil wayne

[VersusSEED]

Damn this is like Jackie Chan vs Homer Simpson!!

[Alexandra14anarch]

HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE CAPTIONS?!?!?!

XD

[89bigbulldog]

i thot we wuz gonna judy chop em where did tha judy chop go?

[remainingnameless18]

He speak like a retard, but you just got to live him!

[Reid278]

Tricks get you appluase. style gets you respect

[holykittenjew]

im from jackson county, Georgia .. and i can understand him is that sad ?

[druthegreat50]

he put that ninji whompin action on him right' yonder

[FoxGuy777]

That isn't the Lil Wayne I was expecting. I think I'm stupid.

[MattBeckstrom]

Closed Captioning on this rules!

[sosvocaloid]

2:31 hottie. lolol

[raymonddthomass]

me hero <3

[KickboxerKyo1]

2:50 and then on - Bruce Lee VS Chuck Norris. Lol

[christalauta]

lols



[AlabamaBlonde]

I thought Lil' Wayne the rapper was gonna be on here.

[kay0t1c]

Best video ever..

[superpredator73]

i watch alot of chucky norris and jane clould vane dame movies hahaha

[TheRenee18]

they kept showing asian girls in the audience lol

[KaeReL99]

3:09 "Enter the dragon"!

[JBbabyMmhmm]

OMG i couldn't stop laughing!!!!!! i saw that episode when they aired it and it's still just as funny!! wow i've got tears streaming down my face from watching da judi choppin' and da roun' house kick. watch out he's a train professional ninja and he'll come and get you at the trailer park!! lol

[colerh99]

Hes chopin da shit out that guy, lol round house to da face!

[knewman1337]

He's judy choppin the sh*t outta him! lmao!

[goonerboy93]

i love the Multiple Rapid Judy Chop attack at 3:21 lol!

[tunnelrat112]

wheres his ninjee star? lmao

[weebles777]

I desire training in the "Judy-Chop" and "Ninjee-Chop" techniques... :-)

[chablehh]

@weebles777 ther you go feller

watch?v=_j1-xQA_ufE

[weebles777]

@chablehh LOL! Thankee!

[chablehh]

@weebles777 no prob :P

[EvolutionKore]

funny how he mentions kung fu and then camera zooms to an asian lol

[madlikehellmatt]

is this real or is that guy fucking troling

eather way thes fucking funny

[jsmommy9804]

His 'Judy Chop' looks like a girl slapping another girl LMAO

[paxtonsmith]

I like how the guards are hardly interfering with the fight because they know neither one of them can hardly do damage to each other

[235cjk]

@paxtonsmith lmfao

[LoganCart]

ninji star!

[rel1sh]

Thank god they blurred out the butt crack...that would've ruined my day.

[RustyGonzo]

I love that every time he attacks "Lil' Wayne" he goes for the kung foo chop.

[RevMoney420]

looks like hes had a meth lab or two

[orignlsinz]

Dude, is that Ryan Gosling at 0:18??

[redneckhondaman]

i love it how he does a karate chop only to wrap up with the guy rofl

[xtremefleshmakeover]

like if you expected a black guy to come out on stage

[08CJ09]

bare jokes.

[MrAaron7974]

Dude i havent laughed this hard in years!

[imstevenn13]

LMFAO

[fortwynt]

Look all you assholes....

A: While he may be over-exaggerating his skill in martial arts, some of the shit he does actually is loosely based in real technique...anyone who has taken martial arts for more than five seconds should know this.

B: Just because he talks with a thick accent doesn't make him some sort of dummy or retard....I happen to be from West Virginia myself, and while I dont speak with a thick accent, many highly intelligent people do.

C: I am certain he is just fooling around

[emdixon1987]

@fortwynt he is just fooling around. he has his own "diemon dave ninja school" videos on youtube.

[zerkpure]

@TigerChild0698 you definitely can't. This hillbilly is like, a fucking master of Kung Fu, don't mess wit' him ;D

[Memrax]

Is this real!!!

[L3goMy3ggo]

2:57 great percussion on that judy chop

[sethtastical]

i ain't sdfh;kljnsa;ekjhfekjfhalkejhfw­;lejkr;2l3jk lil wayne

[durpendurpster]

He judi chopped his ass!

[quakyftw]

chuckie norris :L

[ThreeDaysSasuke]

LMAO. TURN ON TRANSCRIBE AUDIO.

[plainsman07]

@ThreeDaysSasuke MADE THE VIDEO EVEN BETTER!

[HamlinBaseball38]

he kung foo'd the shit outta lil wayne.

[samtaekwondo123]

So much for Kung Fu... Looks more like failed attempts at transitioning to Gracie/Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu (or some kind of grappling style of fight)...

[lieCharHall]

that guy needed some ninjin'.

[aseaman182]

Check out my remix of Diemon Dave, type in "hillbilly ninja remix by anthony seaman" THANKS! :)

[Cawake27]

He isn't an actor one of my friends dad who is a cop has arrested him three times and his parents are potheads not that it is a bad thing

[BanksyKid]

@Cawake27 Well, all of those things are bad.

[flawed1]

He's an actor no doubt, bit it's still funny

[MrSheppy45]

my arthritic dead grandmother can hit harder than that hic

[christhompson95]

Lol i can understand everything he says. No need for subtitles

[YourEyesThroughMine]

@christhompson95 Honestly, so can I. 

[urungutang]

I cant beleive you people actually think he is for real.He is a comedian and it is his act.He actually has other videos,look it up.

[c0ldelement]

YEEE HAAAAAW!!!



[ftrwrwbg]

He came at him a judie choppin and a kung fu kickin!

[MYLASTDESTINYtheband]

mkay

[anduril891]

Pretty hilarious that they kept showing asian girls in the audience.

[aderandie2]

@anduril891 especially when they hit that gong

[shaungillium]

@anduril891 u got that right

[brd1223]

love that they played a gong sound @ 1:55 and then panned to the asian girl in the audience.

[chaynewalshful]

he actually kicked that guys ass lol......what a bad ass

[Wolfsbane909]

@chaynewalshful yeah he did that's some powerful judy chop or was it a ninja chop? hahaha

[jjgarcia1990]

this guy is a fucking RETARD!!!

[maggietim23]

He actually did pretty good

[CarlyH1992]

i wanna marry this guy! hahahahahaha



[MartinRV1975]

Sweep the leg Diamond Dave

[aDePtXx]

damn , that must be some fine ass weed he's smokin !

[MongoFreddie]

What a clown! He learned this by watching the Kung Fu series on TV!? I'd like to see him trying to take down someone that knows Capoeira.

[bl00draven13]

@MongoFreddie lol..first of all...this guy isnt serious. in regards to Capoeira...it is a highly unpractical style of fighting (though awesome). MMA is a good example of how the over-use of Capoeira can lead to you getting your ass kicked XD

[wwrkod]

@bl00draven13 Have you come to that conclusion by watching a lot of MMA on your VCR? lol

[backelskin89]

i just laughed so hard i almost pissed myself



[RobageProductions]

I love that the judi chop becomes a judi tackle and hug.

[HENDRIXGRL101]

What the hell happened to lil Wayne?...

[chasleshea92]

He aint fuckin round with that judy chop...

[mattakudesu]

i wouldnt fuck with him, even for a bologna sammich

[tankerboysabot]

lmao @ 2:18 that bitch so big shes squishing the ppl next to her!

[Ed1130xx]

hah! this made my day xD