Batman: The Abridgimated One-Shot

[killerburi]

YOU MEAN MY ROOMBA IS A GINGER D:

[ShadowDancer00]

lol that was actually pretty good. I'm glad i'm not the only one who though Big O looked like Batman XD

[cutelittleelf]

oh shit is batman! coming to save the day.

[vallraffs]

you should make more

[Lacard129]

This needs a soundtrack. I will suck batmans dick.

[TekimenKasui]

Wow. Hbjk, I'm damn near ready to suck /your/ dick for this one.

[BeyondTh3Grave]

Haha hbi2k sounds like Danny Elfman when he sings. Awesome though

[OMGahooly]

I will pay you $5 for this soundtrack. For realzies. Make it happen.

[SinKatt]

I will pay you $5 for a sound track. No joke, please make one.

[jellybeanguitarist]

Whenever I hear your voice, i think of kei kurono LOL

[abridgedfan9578]

"and the eyes of the rubber duckie watching me... judging me." LOL

[camiotron]

i don't know exactly why, but whenever i hear him say "i did it anyway!" i just laugh my ass off

[SpenceIsAChef]

"I am gay foooooor him" lol

[Sararoth]

Oooooooooh shit! I LOVED IT!!!

[Helix341]

I have to say, AbridgedBrothers Batman TAS is better than this (no offence :)

[mrguy22494]

Joker is voiced by mark hamill in this show back then.

[ShunJ89]

@mrguy22494 Of course because he is the awesomeness that is Luke Skywalker.

[TraciPeteyforlife]

This was epic. Very freaking epic. You did a great job.

[SpiritusPhantom]

lol Stephen king IT reference 3:37

[Nanofuture87]

Mark Hamill is awesome

[Douloug]

Oh fuck its Batman

[ragnarthesemigreen]

IT reference FTW!

[warriorr25]

Totally random comment, but for some reason I really think you should do Blue Gender Abridged!

[thejokersvictim]

it was cool, just wish it was longer

[goopmonkey]

and the eyes of the rubbery ducky, watching me.... judging me

[z3link]

That was so epic! I loved the reference to Big O and IT at the end, I love you Hbi2k

[Francogallus]

Captain Clown sounds like the Gantz ball guy.

[kikyohater411]

"I did it anyway."

[StupidJedi]

SPLOSION!

[waxyeye]

LOL GO HBI2K and I love "Oh shit its batman" theme song this make my day! XD

[qwerty474]

Nice

[8RayToro8]

You killed Captain Clown... You KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN! DDD888<<<

[kikyohater411]

Was I the only one reminded of Sweeney Todd?

[MusicalRoses]

I luv you Captain ClownXD

[sand1291]

hey that was your foss voice for joker right? been awhile since i've heard it in a new vid.

[Daseril]

I thought this video contained just the right amount of shittieness.

[toshiro2447]

ive DRAWN you a bath ha i fucking love puns

[MusicalRoses]

@toshiro2447 me too i thought that was geniusXD

[TheOpinionatedPerson]

@toshiro2447 ahahaha, ahaha, ahahaha, ahaha, ahahaha, ahahaha, ahaha!

[pixyreviews]

this rocks you should abridge this 

[CornerShadow]

I thought this was good- got a laugh ^^

[lunastar89]

... MY Roomba has a soul.

[TheFurnitureKanon]

All of the music made me smile. Kudos to you. :D

[Megamaniac610]

It wasn't perfect but there were some seriously hilarious moments. I'm glad that you're experimenting with new ideas!

[jmbtake6]

2:46

[Fylk]

Abridge BIG O! NOW!

[emojj666]

tehe I want this videos babies =D

[Devadas44]

lol, I'd like to see this as an musical :)

[RaptureKing1]

teach me to love.

[aliseon1864]

LOVED IT MAKE MORE PLEASE XD

[bhappy310]

I didn't think it was shit, but it's definitely not your best work, I did get some laughs though. I'm glad you at least admitted that NC has already done what you did with the theme. Are you going to start a new abridged series anytime soon or are you too busy with Team Four Star?

[jinkazuya973]

Damn this was awesome. Couldn't stop laughing.

[lastvlad]

I loved this freaking one shot of Bat Man.....still wish you could actually do it.

[Ryuzaki40]

You've gotten to be a better singer since "Still Alive" :D

[MaiAriSquee]

....project Post traumatic stress?

[kingdomheart117]

Wat WHAT?! there no 3:47 o_0?

[thebored14]

'holy fucking shit, Its the joker hes in a sumbmarine, spreading laughing gas all across the sea, stealing all the cash, taking all the green'

[evodmasters]

Three words hbi2k Baki the Grappler.

[NumberOneBOB]

Pretty funny. I honestly wanted it to be longer, but then it wouldn't "ABRIGED", right?

[matrixman124]

Now you have to do a Big O one shot. You know that, right?

[neolight67]

you made it crappy on purpose didn't you

[mortrem76]

Glad to see that you stop playing with your new computer and start to really work on it :P

[Neologiq]

you may have seen something like this on foooox kids. but fuck it i did it anyways. that part gets me everytime

[bassgs01]

@Neologiq actually he says you may have seen somethig like this on thatguywithglassess. but fuck it, I did it anyway

[Neologiq]

@bassgs01 lol i didnt actually replay it thanks for the info. but in all defense he did say it pretty fast.

[mrguy22494]

43 people were robots

[DragonTwister11]

@mrguy22494 correction, 43 people are Cpt. Clown

[FlamingKillamajig]

I'm in love with your ass hbi2k and i'm a man. Also batman owns.

[redfairy577]

hahaha, I liked it and I'm glad you're back

[weathermangohanssj4]

You've done better.

[lionluver2006]

Pffffffffffffft! I luv when u sing whats happening, its AWESOME!

U must do this more, or do other superheroes!

[Gauldoth]

Loved the silliness. As great as always, hbi2k.

[fatdogwiggle]

I don't like hearing about oral sex. Other that that its pretty good

[iceyarticuno]

I love you and wish to have millions of your babies.

SOME HOWWW. :|

[RUSSxT]

Lol @ Big O Reference :D

[AbridgedBrothers]

Excellent one-shot! Being Batman TAS creators, that was just brilliant. Well done!

[Maleketh42]

I'm not sure what I just watched, but I think I enjoyed it.

[galenhenn]

oh complete shit, LOL

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

Guts as the Batman... badass.

[Hardrocker251]

HA... Big O reference

[Mattlocs1]

OH FUCK ITS HBI2K. 

[IdiomsR4TheBirds]

Rubber Duckies ARE very judgemental..

Haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thanks man.

[TitianX]

*dead* @ Alfred becoming Norman YES

[Vendetta645]

Well that was random

[DevilDan83]

Well to be fair, in the DCAU humanoid androids are probably sold in the black market by the dozen. You get a free doomsday device if you buy two dozen.

[guttsXXI]

wowow..... Gutts is back as Batman!

[jenskeroro]

Nice to see you are not banned anymore. And this oneshot is hilarious. I wish you were going to abridge the entire series but if you don't want it's good that you aren't.

[bbigbangkamahamayha]

is that grifith singing?

[merrcurial]

lol the opening theme lololololol

You think Crime Baths Alfred <-- =))

[Clumulonimbus]

XD You're a dork.

[DestructedPheonix]

lol the rubber ducky line had my dying. I'd like to see you do a one-shot of Paranoia Agent or maybe School Days. Actually, Tenjho Tenge seems like it would be up your alley.

[kyubihanyou]

@DestructedPheonix

TeamAARU's take on Tenjho Tenge is pretty much perfect. I really can't see it matching up too well with hbi's style.

[DestructedPheonix]

@kyubihanyou well, I can kinda understand why you'd say that. I havent seen teamaaru's in a while, but i did feel like their start was a little rocky. but then, aren't we all at first. I still kind of am ^^; I'll certainly have to look them up for any new episodes. At any rate, I think hbi could do the show justice. I sort of imagine Souichiro being something like Kurouno. Only ballsier. On that note, what do you think would fit his style?

[kyubihanyou]

@DestructedPheonix

Urusei Yatsura and Record of Lodoss War.

[drake2398]

is this a spin off of tobuscuses literal trailers?

[HPAnimeFreak]

@drake2398 That was what I thought the first time I watched this. He sort of sounded like Toby at the beginning.

[kakashi12210]

Do more of batman :D That was awesome.

[Llandner]

hbi2k...have you ever considered a music career ?

[Psychicqueen]

LITERAL Batman woo!

[AkasunaNoSasoriSama]

Moar liek, Batman the Abridgimusical

[ohjawillkommen]

@AkasunaNoSasoriSama Beats the Spider-Man musical that actually happened.

[AkasunaNoSasoriSama]

@ohjawillkommen Most of hbi2k's work... err... most parodies.... errrr... most presentations.... eerrrrrr... I'm sorry, but everything beats that.

[Gendoshands]

YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!!!!!! >:(

[domineus]

Fan fricking tastic HBI2k This was excellent! MOAR!

[CsBTransition]

How does it feel editing fluid western animation, compared to more static anime?

[swfan91]

@CsBTransition Actually, this show was animated in Japan, just not in the traditional anime style.

[CsBTransition]

@swfan91 I know that, but the outsourced by Warner Bros. (Burbank, CA) and is much more fluid compared to your average anime.

[swfan91]

@CsBTransition Quite true.

[Fonzeroth]

Now I'm always going hear "Oh shit it's batman" when I hear that theme.

[Animecouple990]

The Music Meister Strikes Agian!

[Zedsanji]

awesome XD

[karndragon]

I was too busy laughing my ass off. This was too funny.

[Rudevald]

As usualy avesome job ^.^

[Lionsden99]

You still can't sing as good as Marvin Gaye.

But other than that your still fraking amazing!

[ABRIDGET00FAR]

Hilarious. Loved the tone, so good to hear Guts again, and closes with an IT reference. Sigh. And now nothing else will do but to watch at least one of your series tonight.

[devin7765]

no this was really good

[ClaudiaSparrow]

I DO love my roomba!

[MrDTAking]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooh fuck its baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman

[RozenStar]

XD lol awesome!

[MilesDaFoo616]

THe funny thing is that there was an episode of this show with a batman musical. and this is awesome

[lilant94012]

hes back

[BookGeek97]

Holy fuck it's Batman.

This is made of total win.

[dratinifan13]

I remember doing something like this when I was a kid.

[failface21]

We need more videos like this. The signing was freaking awesome.

[BlackHatProduction61]

@failface21 he still can't sing as good as Marvin Gaye.

[PrincessKittyChan]

BIG O REFERENCE FOR THE WIN

[shiromakoto]

Thumbs up if you prefer Doug Walker's version of the Batman intro.

[Jonoya]

Where the f*cks Batman? Where the f*ck is Batman?

Love that part.

[atl663]

yayayayayayy a new video from my favorite abridger :D

[OMGahooly]

Your songs will be my next ringtone xD

[MDthornton83]

I remember this episode.

[Pooky1991]

LOL Do more:D

[izak223]

Loved it. Can't wait until your done with Project: PtS

[Syretha]

That was beyond awesome,

not too long and fill of great comedic timing

[jmbtake6]

I actually get what you're doing here. Laughed the entire way through.

[Joshtika18]

Some of the songs were pretty funny, but most of the jokes kinda fell flat. Your strengths lie in development and direct parody, not just random nonsense. (nice try though.)

[breakermw]

@Joshtika18 I agree. I feel like the opening and ending were funny, but the middle just felt forced and weird. I also didn't like how you basically used the exact same "drawn you a bath" joke from the show (I know footage is limited...but there were other things you could've done). All in all, though, I hope to see more from you in the near future!

[Joshtika18]

@breakermw Yeah, pluss you recycled a lot of your voices, which your usually good about not doing.

[hbi2k]

@Joshtika18 That was part of the joke-- the concept in the original trailer was that it would be a version of B:TAS in which every character was played by a character from Berserk Abridged. You'd have to have been subbed to my channel for a loooooooooong time and have a really good memory to have known that, though. (-:

[Joshtika18]

@hbi2k But I thought GRIFFITH was batman...

[MrTerradell]

It was a kind of shit that I wouldn't mind having on my shoe, because I could look at it and laugh.

[fishpaw23]

Ah ... that just seemed like it was so much fun to make. XD Screw all the haters, I know I would have enjoyed the hell out of strappin' on the ol' headset and being goofy for Batman.

[unscenegamers]

who doesn't want a balloon?

[Scormio99]

This was shit.

But yeah, you're songs were hilarious XD

[anonymous3277]

Oh. My. God. That sucked. I don't care how famous you are, but if this reflects on the work you're doing now, please don't release the afore mentioned work.

[imaloony8]

Does it float?

[TwoThousandSuns]

this is funny...

[EdgeyvonKarma]

Okay, that was hilarious.  But why wasn't Griffith Batman?

[StrikerSL9]

Return of the four-minute wonder.

[potterinu]

I love batman! More!

[JDawg1000]

When I saw this episode a couple of months ago, I was really confused as to why the Joker was using a submarine to move around a trash heap covered in his gas, only to steal things from all of the laughing people. Isn't that stuff deadly? Wouldn't he just find enough solace in having murdered half the city while Batman was no where to be found? How did he get a robot?

[Anonomius0]

No! IT's Gantz!

[JackWilsonIsAbridged]

I love Soda's role as the clown android.

[ickyXpoo]

You're singing makes me imagine you like tenacious D

[judasatan]

The intro "song" needs some work, but the rest of it was PURE GOLD. Pure gold from outer space!

[hitmanlvl54]

its true we ALL float down here...just ask georgie

[SuperEpicWin]

:O hbi2k is back!

[xxxholic90]

I`m gay for you Hbi2k

[brigbjones]

wow for the longest time i thought this channel was dead

[Tarkess]

That was amazing and positively enlightening.

[WaveShock007]

29 people didn't read the blog post about PTS

[HPAnimeFreak]

OMG! That was so shitty that I did NOT spend the entire three minutes and forty-eight seconds laughing my ass off. GOD hbi!

[masterofalltacos]

NO! MY ROOOMBA!

[Vequenor]

My god...that was glorious!

[EpsilonTLOSdark4]

I'm the goddamn Batman!

[RyuuAkamatsu]

That was so incredibly shitty I think I'll watch it again.

and again.

and again.

[vivimage2000]

Just what I needed on a Thursday afternoon. My daily quota of WTF-ery has been met. Thank you HBI2k

[ananegg]

Batman: The Musical. Coming to Broadway this summer.

[cnmaster01]

@ananegg oh fuck yes

[vivimage2000]

XD Megadeus Repair in Paradigm City. Big-O FTW.

[YorkJonhson]

Gantz is Captain Clown! That, actually raises more questions than it answers.

[BGMLV]

TRY BATMAN BEYOND PLEASE!

[Chidori328]

Seriously, you remind me of my friend Ganryu so much Hbi2k XP

[Azex88]

been a long time fan of yours...super stoked to hear gantz xD. love all you do keep it up dude. you rock