Sanford and Son - Home Sweet Home 1-3

[SeattleLA]

Believe me, the $15,000 that they thought they would get for the house, even in 1974, was nothing. OK, it was in Watts, but in neighboring cities, it was well over 100-150 K for a 1,000 square foot home.

[strawberries404]

This episode made me want to murde Fred. $20,000 was a crap load of money back then.

[imserious2187]

we got em by the teriyaki lol

[imserious2187]

julio always excited......damn

[YuNgJaYaRoUnDtHaWaY]

JULIO: "WERE ALL IN THE SAME BOAT.."

FRED G. SANFORD. : "THIS IS THE CAPTAIN SPEAKING... GET YOUR POOP OFF MY DECK!!!!!!!"

LOL...SUM OF THE FUNNIEST SHT IVE EVR HEARD CAME OUTTA HIS MOUTH.....REST IN PEACE REDD FOXX

[Chromebully]

October 11, RIP Red Foxx

[jamesbond504]

go head splain hulio lmao

[AmericanBandanaStand]

sayunara!--frank sinatra to you too

[BrooklynEagle]

5:30...legend has it Redd had a serious thing for asian women. (Remember he married one just before he dropped in '91.) You can tell by watching the moment Helen Funai walked in he almost lost it. He almost passed out--LOL!!! You can tell she kinda took his breath away. That's probably why 'Demond' Wilson had to "get the door." Redd probably would have jumped her hot-ass right there on the spot, on stage in front of everybody! Wow...only if Asa Akira was around back then for him! ;D

[serpentinecreature]

@BrooklynEagle  Really? Is that what you think?

[Docmananoff]

@BrooklynEagle Yeah, he did marry an asian woman BUT I'm sure he saw enough of that one while rehearsing the scene prior to taping the show, I mean, it's not like they found her on the street minutes before she walked on the set. Fred's character was a dirty old man, so he was just acting the part.

[BrooklynEagle]

1:18--how 'bout Julio's (Gregory Sierra's?) "Dude" t-shirt! Lol! 'Ya know, if I were around here in the city back in '74-'75, I probably would've had a t-shirt just like that. Riding the J to Jamaica back in the summer of 1975 in my "Dude" shirt. BTW, anybody except me ever notice how Grady 'Demond' Wilson never EVER wore a t-shirt during the entire "Sanford and Son" run? He never did, at least not in front of the cameras. Wow...he's a true religious cat. Even back then in the 70's...

[panamaniak]

@BrooklynEagle The "J"? The "E" is where it's at B! Queens up! lol

[2hllywd]

that deathtrap he lives in over there LOL

[IvanPlayStation4LiFe]

old men r so stupid

[BlackSpittingCobra]

THIS IS THE WORST DAMN WEEKEND I EVER SPENT IN MY WHOLE HARD KNOCK LIFE LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[torardnumber1]

lemont was very excited to get that pen out of the drawer when he heard about that amount of money!

[IvanPlayStation4LiFe]

@torardnumber1 is Lamont

[torardnumber1]

this is the captain speaking,get your poop off my deck!

[torardnumber1]

steptoe and son and sanford and son are very equal,one is not better than the other.sanford and son is very,very,very far from a rip off!

[torardnumber1]

butt nicely shaped in that dress!

[cuttock]

Good Goobly Goop Ms. Funai IS hot!!!!

[panamaniak]

"Death trap"? Lol! Didn't Julio get a citation for fixing hia place up and Fred got the opposite? Lol

[49er10]

FRED IS THE TRUTH

[16ozbud]

Helen Funai (her real name) was one of Derek Flint's playmates in "Our Man Flint".



[giantbully1]

sanford and son is just a cheap rip off from the english steptoe and son , even the same scenes

[underpathunderpath]

@giantbully1 Say what you will about anything, even me, but NEVER disrespect Redd Foxx the comedic GOD and his works. Capisce?

[BlackSpittingCobra]

@BlackSpittingCobra jk i realize now this is a fat honking lie

[candyon22s]

So like um...nobody noticed that neither one of them reached for the light switch coming through the door lol?

[tricianfred]

@candyon22s ~ They sure didn't....lol

[Africameow]

This is the Captain speaking...lol

[MzSunnyJeep]

"Hey pop, did the Japanese get here yet? Look around, do you see any seaweed in the living room" Fred is a fool.

[rshandy]

Here comes a Spanish FLEA!!! LOL!

[DeFlack]

Ms. Funai : Alright Mr. Sanford, I'll come back alittle but later this afternoon.

さようなら.

Fred Sanford: Yeah and Frank Sinatra to you!

[Bodogjoe]

Splain....lmao. I have been looking for this clip for SO long, thank you.

[candyon22s]

"Do you care for a snack or anything like that? I think I got some rice in the cupboard. " (Lamont bruskly hits Fred on the arm) lmao

[candyon22s]

well she can be anything, i'd hit it. she probably wasn't bad in bed either.

[kurisutokaochan]

I have the feeling that girl is Korean, not Japanese.

[candyon22s]

@kurisutokaochan How can you tell?

[FroopieLoopies]

@candyon22s look at her eyes

[FroopieLoopies]

@kurisutokaochan I agree

[creptanight]

"look around do u see any sea weed in the living room" classic

[strop001]

we got em by the teriyaki......fred's a hustler from way back.

[zaiagamble]

lemme splain

he gon splian

[zaiagamble]

FAVORITE EPISODE

[creptanight]

great dude

[RMSTitanic87]

they always attack at dawn! LOL! I think Fred is talking as if the IJN Is going was going to bomb wats!

[strawberries404]

I'll take $20,000 even at today's value. Of course, they would be buying an apartment, not a house.

[sodeserving]

"Yeah, Frank Sinatra to you too." LOL, Fred cracks me up!!!

[schleprik]

fred: "who do you think i'm doing this for?"

lamont: "yourself!!"

fred: "yeah, you learned something!" LOL

[AmericanPride8]

Julio: "hey i got some exciting news to tell you guys."

Fred: "you going to puerta rico forever??"

LMAO

[endorphinz]

"Splain? Hear this, Lamont, he gonna splain. Go ahead and splain, Julio..."

[koolclips313]

yeah.. and frank sinatra to you 2

[TW4E]

heh "they always attack at dawn!" LMAO!

[luvGodalways]

thank you so much for uploading! fav line in the beginning: knats, bats, bugs, slugs... :P

[gmyep25]

Miss Funai is "HOT"

[Kabman89]

yeah, she is!!!

[eyeonwashparish]

Man, did you catch that walk she had on the way out.  And Fred is messing up! 20gs when they were expecting 15.....please.

[sdavis197]

I agree...

[crpsaiyan]

@gmyep25 Oh, yes, you can not deny Miss Funai. *lol* I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist. :)

[panamaniak]

@gmyep25 YES!!!!!

[onemooners]

@gmyep25 She is at that

[BlackSpittingCobra]

@gmyep25 Hell yeaH i'd luv to F her

[alexalex9635]

@gmyep25 I'll love for you to get some glasses.

[CoryChiarelli]

Julio is a gimp -- what a loser.

[myst515]

This is is exactly what I have been waiting for!! Thanks mynjunkyard for posting what is possibly to me the best episode of them all. You really earned your most viewed awards. Thank You!! : )

[DiAnno13]

1) Fortune cookies are not Japanese, they're Chinese, and 2) they're not Chinese. They were invented in California.

[crpsaiyan]

@DiAnno13 That's correct, but this is Fred Sanford we're talking about. He thinks everything is the same, despite what anyone tells him.

[crumcon]

first!! Fred is the best!!!