@chaeromanie Ja, Deutschunterricht ist richtiger als Deutsch-Unterricht, stimmt. Ich wollte ja auch nur sagen, dass es unbedingt ein einziges Wort sein muss und nicht zwei, wie es bei Deutsch Unterricht ja der Fall ist. Es heißt ja auch Zahnarzt und nicht Zahn Arzt. Die Lehrer/Dozenten da können also selber nicht richtig Deutsch und von solchen Leuten soll man Deutsch lernen...
1:11 In correct German, it should be Deutsch-Unterricht and not Deutsch Unterricht. It doesn't seem to be a big mistake but this mistake shows that the teachers don't understand their language perfectly. 3:52 Does she know why it's Ich lege eine gelbe Karte and not Ich legen einen gelben Karte? Do the students just copy phrases or do they learn the structure of the language? People should know why they say what they say.
I can understand how someone who practiced intensely can learn to play cards and talk about the weather in a weeks time. . . but does that really pass for "knowing the language?!"
Ich kann verstehen, wie jemand, der intensiv praktiziert kann lernen, spielen Karten und sprechen über das Wetter in einer Woche Zeit, aber übergibt, die wirklich für "die Sprache wissen?!"
Dude, I've been learning german in a school every saturday for 5 years... I can barely say a sentence, I know plenty of words but I'm terrible at the "Artikels" and putting them into a sentence in the correct order as well as grammar. A.k.a I suck at speaking german and I have no idea how I'll ever graduate from the school that I go to (I go by force, the teachers are terrible so I hate it)
@piratelovergirl101 Thank you for your input! I would like to visit Germany someday and so it goes that it would also be nice if I could speak some German as well. At this point that goal seems to be almost impossible but I am willing to try. Take care and good luck!
@bwild61 Yes, I've been to Germany once already and I did learn a lot of new vocabulary. I try and study as much as I can too, so good luck to you as well! Thanks :)
Dank diesem Video weiß ich wie meine Bekanntschaft aus Amerika sich fühlt wenn einer in deiner Sprache redet und Syncron einer auf einer anderen Sprache dazwischen labert...du versuchst zu verstehen was in Deutsch gesagt wird (und den ersten Satz kriegst du auch meistens gut mit) aber hörst dann nurnoch Englisch :D
Allein die Aussprache! Damit haben die auf jeden fall nicht genug Deutsch gelernt um sich richtig in einer Softwarefirma zu unterhalten. Das reicht um einkaufen zu gehen oder so ^^ ;)
Deutsch sechs tage lernen?? Das ist sehr lustig lol,die deutsch sprache ist schwierig..im not even sure if i just made sense and ive been tryn to learn german for about 3 months
After watching this video 5 months ago, I told my German friends about it and they told me it was impossible to learn German in a week. I have been attending German classes 3 times a week (3 hrs per class) for 5 months, and I am a living proof that my friends are right. U could argue that I am dumb, but 20 persons from 11 different nationalities should represent an average intelligence. Some have quit the classes, most are at the same level as me - very poor. German is a difficult language.
German basics is different than the entire German language. Yes, Im sure they learned a lot, but i bet they would not be able to speak to a fluent German speaker and be able to keep a conversation after just 6 days of learning the language.
Mensch, ich habe Deutsch seit einem Jahr gelernt und für mich ist es einfach schwierig. Ich versuche es jeden Tag zu uben, um es schnell zu verbessern aber manchmal fühle ich, daß es zu kompliziert ist. Keiner hier spricht auch ein bisschen Deutsch. xD
Wenn du es nicht erwähnt hättest, wäre mir nicht aufgefallen, dass es nicht deine Muttersprache ist :D Es gibt eine Menge Deutsche, die nicht mal ansatzweise ihre eigene Sprache so gut beherrschen ;)
Vielen Dank! Das freut mich ungemein zu hören. ^^
Und du hast Recht. Es ist sogar mehr schwierig, Deutsch zu lernen, wenn die Deutsche, mit den man spricht, Dialekt benutzen. (z.B. bischte, anstatt bist du : oder so) Pff .. Das heißt nur, daß ich mich mehr anstrengen soll. ^^
@FunnyPhantom13 Ja finde ich auch, im Grunde genommen hast du Recht, dass es in 6 Tagen nicht möglich ist, aber du merkst ja, die Frauen können zumindestens ein wenig Deutsch sprechen, wobei dies wohl eher auf ihre Vorkenntnisse zurückzuführen ist! :-)
If you already learned english - it may be possible (lowgerman and basic english share the same ancestor-language). If you dont = learn chinese in 5 minutes
3:52 she says Ich lege eine Karte. but does she know why it's ich and not mich? or why it's lege eine and not legen einen? i doubt it. i think it's important to know why you say what you say.
@tsakistikeopaulis if you mean sent then "Haben Sie mir das *** geschickt?" <- *** for the name of the item as we dont say "Haben Sie mir den Gegenstand geschickt" , we are more used to say the name of the item
@verbotenco It's just an accent. Their English isn't bad. And furthermore, an understanding of English doesn't effect the learning of another language.
Good point. I try extremely hard to avoid slips in my native languages (English and Portuguese) so I suppose it's only natural I would do the same in any foreign languages that I chose to learn. I'm a bit of a nerd in that sense :)
@lyricistgirl Ich würde auch gerne flüssiges Deutsch reden können. Besides my tipp for you: listen to german movies with german subtitles (those are to read, of course)! If you do it over and over, again and again, day by day, your mind will store all the repetitions and phrases - you have to educate yourself in grammar and vocabulary basics, thats obligational - but: thats the way, a lonesome stranger would slowly come into any strange language after a while.
Germans learned well to hide their Nazism.If you want a proof that Germans are still Nazis then just tell them they look 1/8 Polish or British or Slawic or Greek. Just 1/8 th.And then watch their reaction.They are still crazy to be a pure blooded superior Race. The worst thing is that they see 1/8 th other European Blood as a Danger for their Race.They would fight it down much more if these Persons are Intelligent civilized persons.Disgusting Nazis still hide their intention.
There's a German band that I listen to called Tokio Hotel. Just by looking up what the words mean on a translation site really helps! I can say 2 and 7; zwei und seiben. Hallo is hello and yes and no; ja und nein. Pretty cool in my opinion! : )
well......i am german but....when you want to learn german and you want to speak it like the germans does it you can't avoid going to germany because there are so much words that usually no teacher teaches you (and i don't mean dirty words) and these words makes your german perfect ;)
auch wenn ich in hochdeutsch schreibe, reden wir in bayern alle bayerisch.
und das verstehen Leute aus dem Osten nicht, selbst wenn sie in Deutschland geboren wurden. Man muss sich mit diesen leuten immer zusammenreißen, damit man nicht in seinem bayerischen Dialekt verfällt.
@anubisblue ja schon klar, ich aus nrw hab bei den ossis auch meine probleme.
aber ich meinte dass man das mit der methode eben alles schnell lernen kann UND bestimmt dann auch genau so gut wieder schnell verlernt. das war die eigentliche aussage :) ich versteh den zusammenhang mit dem dialekt nicht
naja, bayrisch geht ja noch. Ich, als Nord-Ossi habe die größten Probleme mit Thüringisch (fahr mal nach Oberweißbach oder Lauscha) und dem Badischen (furchtbar, selbst in Frankreich und Dänemark versteht man mehr). HIer in Mecklenburg spricht kaum noch einer Platt, aber ich wette, kein Sachse, Bayer oder Hesse würde auch nur im Ansatz was verstehen, wenn wir loslegen. Mir wurde im Westen immer gesagt: Du bist kein Ossi, du sächselst ja gar nicht!!! Haha, Sachse ist hier ein Schimpf
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I've read that an 800 word vocabulary is about the minimum of what it takes to be functionally fluent. So 900 words in 6 days is a real deal! As those two Bengali women live and work in Germany for several months, inevitably they will pick up more German and become more confident with their speaking skills. I'm envious!
900 words in 6 days? Wow, I wish I could attend something like that. I wonder how much it cost.
When you learn a foreign language in school you would barely learn 150 words in semester or year. The slow and ineffective pace causes many students frustration.
I don`t think you can learn a language in 6 days without beina a savant.
Mark Twain once said, a talented human learns english in 3 days, french in 3 months and german in 30 years. He also said that german should become a dead language, because only the dead have enough time to learn it.
the whole of europe does, britian and france is the worst affected with muslim scumbag immigrants, that have no respect from their adopted countrys..i say send them fuckers back to islamic countrys if they want sharia fuckin law!
I agree with what MysticDragons said, try to get exposed to the language as much as possible. If you have an MP3 player, put some German songs or videos on it so you can take it with you anywhere.
the problem with it is that many germans speek really strong dialects like in bavaria or in eastern germany. its not easy to understand that even for a german (like me). if you hear a bavarian speak you wouldnt think he speaks german.
Wow, echt krank.. In nur 4 Tagen schon relativ viel sprechen können ist echt gut. Wenn das bei uns in der Schule auch so wäre, wäre Englisch, Französisch und Co ein Kinderspiel..
I am also using Rosetta Stone, combining that with a book called "Learn German Quickly" and an audio course called Pimsleur. If anyone wants to work on German over the web with me or write in German, message me on my account.
i listion to german music almost constantly every day even as i go to sleep i keep it playing i think its working great im not trying to learn it real quick though my grammar sucks lol
Why do we say "Ich verstehe" but "Ich kann mir vorstellen" and not "Ich kann vorstellen" why the extra "mir"? I've done very basic German courses in Stuttgart but I'm not able to practice speaking much other than in the class because I don't have anyone to speak to despite living here :) Thank you.
there are reflexive verbs to have a different meaning without the reflexive pronouns. Ich stelle die Uhr vor (I set ahead the clock, no reflexive pronoun) Ich stelle mir eine Uhr vor (I imagine a clock, reflexive pronoun "mir") i think that is why it differs from each other. hope you get it :D
@tccompaq I know exactly what u mean, im polish and i've lived in US for 6 years and it was the best course I could ever take - people learn a lot faster under pressure of being "different" or simply because they want to be understood. Everyone has their own trigger but it is much easier when you have "no choice" but to learn it :).
I'm learning my first semester of German, and I've been learning random words I since was 10. I must say the German language makes a lot of sense. It's like putting together a puzzle, everything has it's place.
Also, if anyone of you saying that German is too hard, try Slovenian! It makes German look simple. XD
It's not learning words that makes the German language impossible but its ridiculous rules of grammar. Separated verbs must have been invented by a fan of Monty Python's, while there is simply no making sense of genderisation (DER bikini, would you believe!). God created two genders, German has THREE! That just about sums it up, as does the rule that whenever feminine nouns are expressed in the genitive (possessive) case, they all become male (i.e., 'die' to 'der').!! It's a crazy language.
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I'm not sure who you're agreeing with or over what, but German is utterly ILLOGICAL! What kind of logic justifies having thee genders, separated verbs, having to change words because of grammatic case or changing the gender of all masculine words to feminine (i.e., 'der' to 'die') when in the genitive case)? It is German's illogicality (the separated verb in particular) that caused the UN to reject it as one of its international languages. Unless it simplifies itself, German has no future.
No one is saying that German isn't a complicated language. But people who claim that it is illogical have little knowledge of the language itself. Your comments are actually a good example: the feminine article doesn't become masculine in the genetive, it is declinated. The rules pertaining to declination always remain the same, a very logical aspect of the language. (By the way, the masculine article is not declinated "die" in the genetive, you don't know what you're talking about.) As for
your claim that there is no making sense of genderisation: again, uninformed. The patterns regarding genderisation are very consistent within German linguistics; the gender of a word has to do not with its current social connotations (as your outrage that bikini is masculine), but with its etymological formation. As for separable verbs, they're very logical and central to the linguistic construction of German. Of course they appear confusing to non-Germans. But that doesn't make them illogical.
"Etymological formation" my foot! It isn't us who calls words "maskulin" and "feminin" - it's you lot. For your information, masculine and feminine are words that denote gender in the sense of something being male or female. Separating the main and prepositional parts of a separated verb by the usual 48 words of the usually horribly long German sentence is, of course, entirely logical - NOT!!! Just simplify your stupid language and maybe people will then want to learn it (possibly).
I didn't start making progress in learning a foreign language until I stopped arguing with the things I didn't like about it and decided to try to make it feel natural to me.
You get nowhere pouring your energy into fighting reality.
You're 100% correct. My failure to learn German was almost solely due to my resentment from the outset of its arcane rules of grammar that added no value or clarity and constituted nothing more than complication for the sake of complication. I have the same problem with people who are awkward for the sake of awkwardness. Germans complain that no one wants to learn their language, yet they resist the need for its reform.
As regards the wholly unnecessary changes required in the genitive case, you are right in saying that I got mixed up, which just shows how far wasting nine years of one's life trying to learn this horrible language gets you! I'm not saying that German grammatical rules are inconsistent but that they're more often than not completely unnecessary. So, perhaps we can agree on their being consistently unnecessary? The UN won't touch German with a proverbial bargepole and I go with that all the way.
I can't say I'm too familiar with "Togalo". Do Spanish and Italian in fact have a neutral gender? I'm not saying that genderisation is uncommon but that it is wholly unnecessary, adding no value to a language but rendering it much harder to learn. The great American writer Mark Twain, who spoke fluent Geman and was the son of two German immigrants, long ago wrote "The Awful German Language" railing against its illogicalities and unnecessary complexity. I'll e-mail you a copy of the text.
After years of trying to make some sense of German grammar, I gave up and did my own bit of rationalising, using "der" for everything, using only formal personal pronouns and refusing to separate the two parts of separated verbs (e.g., I would say "Ich anrufe Sie".). Everyone understood me and life became happier. I would advise anyone trying to learn German to adopt the same approach. Incidentally, the Angle and Saxon tribes who removed gender from the English language were from Germany!
i supose if you really want to learn something enough to teach yourself you obviously want to learn it but if your stuck in a smelly classroom at school thinking about the PE lesson that you have to go to next and wondering whether you are going to be doing your fav sport you obviously don't really give a flying f*** about learning a language at school, so far i am in top set for my language and in year eight and i can't even remember the french and spanish greetings/colours/shapes/ well nothing
The best method for learning a language fast is the Berlitz method: native teacher ONLY speaking their native language from day 1!
It takes 3 months to have any real kind of fluency. And if you want references, NASA rellys on Berlitz to teach enough Russian in 3 months to go to Mir in Soyuz.
@chaeromanie Ja, Deutschunterricht ist richtiger als Deutsch-Unterricht, stimmt. Ich wollte ja auch nur sagen, dass es unbedingt ein einziges Wort sein muss und nicht zwei, wie es bei Deutsch Unterricht ja der Fall ist. Es heißt ja auch Zahnarzt und nicht Zahn Arzt. Die Lehrer/Dozenten da können also selber nicht richtig Deutsch und von solchen Leuten soll man Deutsch lernen...
Hardy30680 2 months ago
1:11 In correct German, it IS Deutsch-Unterricht and not Deutsch Unterricht. I said "should be" by mistake.
Hardy30680 2 months ago
@Hardy30680 Es heißt doch aber Deutschunterricht, also ohne Bindestrich.
Chaeromanie 2 months ago
1:11 In correct German, it should be Deutsch-Unterricht and not Deutsch Unterricht. It doesn't seem to be a big mistake but this mistake shows that the teachers don't understand their language perfectly. 3:52 Does she know why it's Ich lege eine gelbe Karte and not Ich legen einen gelben Karte? Do the students just copy phrases or do they learn the structure of the language? People should know why they say what they say.
Hardy30680 2 months ago
Ich finde es interessant, dass so viele Personen aus Amerika sich für die deutsche Sprache interessieren <-- That's german...its easy ;)
ExtraBlueGuys 3 months ago
I can understand how someone who practiced intensely can learn to play cards and talk about the weather in a weeks time. . . but does that really pass for "knowing the language?!"
Ich kann verstehen, wie jemand, der intensiv praktiziert kann lernen, spielen Karten und sprechen über das Wetter in einer Woche Zeit, aber übergibt, die wirklich für "die Sprache wissen?!"
Meier1821 5 months ago
@Meier1821 what is this, google translator? haha
klokloppe 4 months ago
What's your next topic? Understand the quantum theory in a week?
FarHowling 5 months ago
Dude, I've been learning german in a school every saturday for 5 years... I can barely say a sentence, I know plenty of words but I'm terrible at the "Artikels" and putting them into a sentence in the correct order as well as grammar. A.k.a I suck at speaking german and I have no idea how I'll ever graduate from the school that I go to (I go by force, the teachers are terrible so I hate it)
piratelovergirl101 6 months ago
@piratelovergirl101 Thank you for your input! I would like to visit Germany someday and so it goes that it would also be nice if I could speak some German as well. At this point that goal seems to be almost impossible but I am willing to try. Take care and good luck!
bwild61 5 months ago in playlist German lessons
@bwild61 Yes, I've been to Germany once already and I did learn a lot of new vocabulary. I try and study as much as I can too, so good luck to you as well! Thanks :)
piratelovergirl101 5 months ago
i only know a few words in german like fuck you and things like that.
FlamingFireFlys 6 months ago
Dank diesem Video weiß ich wie meine Bekanntschaft aus Amerika sich fühlt wenn einer in deiner Sprache redet und Syncron einer auf einer anderen Sprache dazwischen labert...du versuchst zu verstehen was in Deutsch gesagt wird (und den ersten Satz kriegst du auch meistens gut mit) aber hörst dann nurnoch Englisch :D
Fiousour 7 months ago 2
Allein die Aussprache! Damit haben die auf jeden fall nicht genug Deutsch gelernt um sich richtig in einer Softwarefirma zu unterhalten. Das reicht um einkaufen zu gehen oder so ^^ ;)
LonelyMind 8 months ago
Deutsch sechs tage lernen?? Das ist sehr lustig lol,die deutsch sprache ist schwierig..im not even sure if i just made sense and ive been tryn to learn german for about 3 months
bayareaboss1000 8 months ago
@bayareaboss1000 It makes sense, tho its grammatical not correct
LonelyMind 8 months ago
I barely understood their english!
weiyi1123 8 months ago
They need to conjegate their nouns better- Wetter is a neuter word, they should say "das Wetter," not "die Wetter"
MegaKrispy123 10 months ago
@MegaKrispy123 Yeah.. after only 4 days of learning. Impossible! :D
asdfasdsfsa 9 months ago
German is the easiest language for me, don't know why - it may be due to the fact I like German underground music!
NCBellWitch 10 months ago
ahh die deutsche ist sehr gut :) Ich möchte das jetzt haha
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knoxvillechick4life 11 months ago
ahh die deutsche ist sehr gut :) I möchte das jetzt haha
knoxvillechick4life 11 months ago
After watching this video 5 months ago, I told my German friends about it and they told me it was impossible to learn German in a week. I have been attending German classes 3 times a week (3 hrs per class) for 5 months, and I am a living proof that my friends are right. U could argue that I am dumb, but 20 persons from 11 different nationalities should represent an average intelligence. Some have quit the classes, most are at the same level as me - very poor. German is a difficult language.
nkwosman 11 months ago
German basics is different than the entire German language. Yes, Im sure they learned a lot, but i bet they would not be able to speak to a fluent German speaker and be able to keep a conversation after just 6 days of learning the language.
smokndarasta 1 year ago
so, when are they gonna learn to speak English?
DylanRenke 1 year ago
I would love to learn German but non of my local colleges and universities offer it
maryuriwood07 1 year ago
in 6 Tagen XD
Ich versuche 10 Wörter pro Tagen zu lernen, aber das ist auch zu schwer zu tun XD
infinteuniverse 1 year ago
I can teach English to a chimpanzee in 6 days..money, burger,beer,women, Nascar and Football.. Done!! How about that?!
TheTweeker79 1 year ago
Mensch, ich habe Deutsch seit einem Jahr gelernt und für mich ist es einfach schwierig. Ich versuche es jeden Tag zu uben, um es schnell zu verbessern aber manchmal fühle ich, daß es zu kompliziert ist. Keiner hier spricht auch ein bisschen Deutsch. xD
MaGiLo90 1 year ago
@MaGiLo90 Dein Deutsch ist aber schon recht gut :)
vesevio 1 year ago
@vesevio Vielen Dank! Ich hoffe irgendwann wie ein Deutscher sprechen/schreiben, auch wenn ich weiß, daß es unmöglich ist. Tja. ^^
MaGiLo90 1 year ago
@MaGiLo90
Dein Deutsch ist aber echt gut. :D
edmundstoiberderdepp 1 year ago
@MaGiLo90
Wenn du es nicht erwähnt hättest, wäre mir nicht aufgefallen, dass es nicht deine Muttersprache ist :D Es gibt eine Menge Deutsche, die nicht mal ansatzweise ihre eigene Sprache so gut beherrschen ;)
ElleEctro 1 year ago
@ElleEctro
Vielen Dank! Das freut mich ungemein zu hören. ^^
Und du hast Recht. Es ist sogar mehr schwierig, Deutsch zu lernen, wenn die Deutsche, mit den man spricht, Dialekt benutzen. (z.B. bischte, anstatt bist du : oder so) Pff .. Das heißt nur, daß ich mich mehr anstrengen soll. ^^
MaGiLo90 1 year ago
German in 6 days???? I'm German and I've been speaking this language for 16 years and I still don't speak it well... xD
FunnyPhantom13 1 year ago 60
@FunnyPhantom13 its about the basics
AgInhaber 1 year ago
@FunnyPhantom13 Ja finde ich auch, im Grunde genommen hast du Recht, dass es in 6 Tagen nicht möglich ist, aber du merkst ja, die Frauen können zumindestens ein wenig Deutsch sprechen, wobei dies wohl eher auf ihre Vorkenntnisse zurückzuführen ist! :-)
waffenfreund 1 year ago
@FunnyPhantom13 aber dein englisch ist gut!
Uber400s 11 months ago
@Uber400s Haha, danke! :D
FunnyPhantom13 11 months ago
@FunnyPhantom13 try english its lazier
koolcrishna 10 months ago
@FunnyPhantom13 It says Basic german...
panmetallica123 7 months ago
@panmetallica123 Lol, guys this was just a joke, I know what they say ;)
FunnyPhantom13 7 months ago
If you already learned english - it may be possible (lowgerman and basic english share the same ancestor-language). If you dont = learn chinese in 5 minutes
11Kralle 1 year ago
3:52 she says Ich lege eine Karte. but does she know why it's ich and not mich? or why it's lege eine and not legen einen? i doubt it. i think it's important to know why you say what you say.
ElectronicLover80 1 year ago
@ElectronicLover80 i think it's important to know how many times you write "what you say"
Phonxer 1 year ago
Some German that speaks English please please translate how we say ''Have you send my item?'' in German! It would help me very very much! Thank you!
tsakistikeopaulis 1 year ago
@tsakistikeopaulis if you mean sent then "Haben Sie mir das *** geschickt?" <- *** for the name of the item as we dont say "Haben Sie mir den Gegenstand geschickt" , we are more used to say the name of the item
Aiphares 1 year ago
@tsakistikeopaulis i think it would be "Haben Sie meinen Artikel senden?"
ScamallDorcha 1 year ago
How are you gonna master German if your English sucks like these two Indian women?
verbotenco 1 year ago
@verbotenco It's just an accent. Their English isn't bad. And furthermore, an understanding of English doesn't effect the learning of another language.
RileyAV09 1 year ago 2
I would love to be fluent in German...
lyricistgirl 1 year ago 56
@lyricistgirl
*lol* most Germans aren't fluent or perfect in their own language.
You just need to learn the right faults to sound like a native.
HesseJamez 1 year ago
@HesseJamez
Good point. I try extremely hard to avoid slips in my native languages (English and Portuguese) so I suppose it's only natural I would do the same in any foreign languages that I chose to learn. I'm a bit of a nerd in that sense :)
lyricistgirl 1 year ago
@lyricistgirl Practise
BenjaminHenigan 1 year ago
@lyricistgirl Ich würde auch gerne flüssiges Deutsch reden können. Besides my tipp for you: listen to german movies with german subtitles (those are to read, of course)! If you do it over and over, again and again, day by day, your mind will store all the repetitions and phrases - you have to educate yourself in grammar and vocabulary basics, thats obligational - but: thats the way, a lonesome stranger would slowly come into any strange language after a while.
11Kralle 1 year ago
@lyricistgirl me too, the german language sounds so bad ass!
ScamallDorcha 1 year ago
@lyricistgirl and i would love to be fluent in english ;)
Hoffen wir mal beide, dass wir jemals Deutsch beziehungsweise Englisch flüssig sprechen können ;)
DStrothi 1 year ago
@lyricistgirl and i would love to be fluent in english ;)
Hoffen wir mal beide, dass wir jemals Deutsch beziehungsweise Englisch flüssig sprechen können ;) Okay i am near to the fluent english
DStrothi 1 year ago
it's Spaß and fließend
you write it with ß and not with ss
Lara9296 1 year ago
@Lara9296
Das Problem beim ß ist, das man es ausschliesslich auf deutschen Tastaturen findet.
HesseJamez 1 year ago
The fastest way to learn a language is to travel the country for a month.
It's mostly important to get the feeling for another language.
Lintflas 1 year ago
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Germans learned well to hide their Nazism.If you want a proof that Germans are still Nazis then just tell them they look 1/8 Polish or British or Slawic or Greek. Just 1/8 th.And then watch their reaction.They are still crazy to be a pure blooded superior Race. The worst thing is that they see 1/8 th other European Blood as a Danger for their Race.They would fight it down much more if these Persons are Intelligent civilized persons.Disgusting Nazis still hide their intention.
Verfassungsschutzer 1 year ago
und in 12 Tagen wieder alles vergessen....
vanhennig 1 year ago
Deutsch in 6 tagen??? Ähm das ist ja mal ein sehr fragliches ziel
Sauerbraten87 1 year ago
There's a German band that I listen to called Tokio Hotel. Just by looking up what the words mean on a translation site really helps! I can say 2 and 7; zwei und seiben. Hallo is hello and yes and no; ja und nein. Pretty cool in my opinion! : )
peachpit134 1 year ago
well......i am german but....when you want to learn german and you want to speak it like the germans does it you can't avoid going to germany because there are so much words that usually no teacher teaches you (and i don't mean dirty words) and these words makes your german perfect ;)
WC2010GERMANY 1 year ago
@WC2010GERMANY >>But that is the same in every other language...
TheTiKay91 1 year ago
in 6 days <<-- thats the most funny thing i ever read !!
sadanjd 1 year ago
but i think, the thing is, that thay ll forget it soon in future.
after a week they cant remember anything
franKruleR 1 year ago
in german there are so many people cant speek german in germany
franKruleR 1 year ago
@franKruleR
oh ja, da hast du Recht.
Viele Grüße aus Bayern!
anubisblue 1 year ago
@anubisblue hast du die erfahrung gemacht oder wie :) grüsse aus NRW
franKruleR 1 year ago
@franKruleR
naja, es ist so:
auch wenn ich in hochdeutsch schreibe, reden wir in bayern alle bayerisch.
und das verstehen Leute aus dem Osten nicht, selbst wenn sie in Deutschland geboren wurden. Man muss sich mit diesen leuten immer zusammenreißen, damit man nicht in seinem bayerischen Dialekt verfällt.
anubisblue 1 year ago
@anubisblue ja schon klar, ich aus nrw hab bei den ossis auch meine probleme.
aber ich meinte dass man das mit der methode eben alles schnell lernen kann UND bestimmt dann auch genau so gut wieder schnell verlernt. das war die eigentliche aussage :) ich versteh den zusammenhang mit dem dialekt nicht
franKruleR 1 year ago
@anubisblue
naja, bayrisch geht ja noch. Ich, als Nord-Ossi habe die größten Probleme mit Thüringisch (fahr mal nach Oberweißbach oder Lauscha) und dem Badischen (furchtbar, selbst in Frankreich und Dänemark versteht man mehr). HIer in Mecklenburg spricht kaum noch einer Platt, aber ich wette, kein Sachse, Bayer oder Hesse würde auch nur im Ansatz was verstehen, wenn wir loslegen. Mir wurde im Westen immer gesagt: Du bist kein Ossi, du sächselst ja gar nicht!!! Haha, Sachse ist hier ein Schimpf
11Kralle 1 year ago
This is an advert it does not teach you anything.
peterbay9 1 year ago
they can speak better german than many of the americans who lernt it for years in school...
8Avenged8Sevenfold8 1 year ago
wow u travel from india and iraq to get to germany to learn a language
ermoney14 1 year ago
fucking pakis
ghillienig 1 year ago
at 1:30 it looks like the girl on the right is shooting up heroin lol
KHR0M3x 1 year ago
Interesting method!
Dominick629 1 year ago
If you wanna learn german, you'd better not start in Bavaria *lol*
HesseJamez 1 year ago
oha das haut mal rein...
321brain 1 year ago
I wish i could learn this language and live in germany for good.
publicityz 1 year ago
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soatesuk 1 year ago
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soatesuk 1 year ago
ich habe eine grube penis. hast du also eine grobe penis?
EpicUnreal 1 year ago
@EpicUnreal haha das ist ganz sicher kein richtiges Deutsch :D was soll das heißen??
Stupidandboring 1 year ago
@EpicUnreal
Do you know what you wrote? (:
Ich habe einen grube Penis = i have a pit penis Grube = pit
Hast du also einen grobe Penis = Do you so have a rough/raw penis grob= rough/raw
You meant to say großen Penis (groß=big, tall), didn`t you?
Sounds funny (:
andiniemar 1 year ago
I´m looking for people from the USA, becausen I want to improve my english by writing with him. In return I help him to improve his german. I can also speak and help him to improve turkish, spanish and latin. I´m waiting for your answer
16MiKAiL16 1 year ago
ich bin in berlin < that's all i know
emmanuel90212 1 year ago
@ForbiddenProfile
Ich komm auch ausm Ruhrpott!
In whole Germany are different dialects, but I think the Ruhr area dialect is not that strong like others, especially bavarian.
If you want to learn German, never go to Bavaria! :D
TheWrachspurt 1 year ago
I've read that an 800 word vocabulary is about the minimum of what it takes to be functionally fluent. So 900 words in 6 days is a real deal! As those two Bengali women live and work in Germany for several months, inevitably they will pick up more German and become more confident with their speaking skills. I'm envious!
genesisparadise 1 year ago
900 words in 6 days? Wow, I wish I could attend something like that. I wonder how much it cost.
When you learn a foreign language in school you would barely learn 150 words in semester or year. The slow and ineffective pace causes many students frustration.
genesisparadise 1 year ago
Sign me up! They're saying sentences I could only say this term (my second semester learning German)!!
thou9009 1 year ago 2
Wow,Thats impressive.Sign me up! i'd give my left nut to learn new languages in 6 days.
82spoon82 2 years ago
@82spoon82
I don`t think you can learn a language in 6 days without beina a savant.
Mark Twain once said, a talented human learns english in 3 days, french in 3 months and german in 30 years. He also said that german should become a dead language, because only the dead have enough time to learn it.
andiniemar 1 year ago
LOL!
sckryde 1 year ago
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CatchAndLearn 2 years ago
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Rico8458 2 years ago
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the whole of europe does, britian and france is the worst affected with muslim scumbag immigrants, that have no respect from their adopted countrys..i say send them fuckers back to islamic countrys if they want sharia fuckin law!
deanmark11 2 years ago
is bavaria the best place to learn high german or standard german?
Rico8458 2 years ago
@Rico8458 Munich isn't bad for Hochdeutsch, but once you get outside of town, it's all Bayerisch. :-)
arclight2012 2 years ago
@Rico8458
No, you really shouldn't go to Bavaria. the Bavarian accent is in my opinion the strongest one in Germany.
Streichholzli333 1 year ago
english is ver easy but germann ohoo
speech differences
the car - Das Auto
the man - Der Mann
the flower - Die Blume
xGoodLookinBoyx 2 years ago
Hard to believe both German and English come from the same family.
Beastmasterification 2 years ago
Yeah english is like the black sheep. However, almost 60 percent of english words come from french. Strange stuff indeed.
zocurtis 2 years ago
The Hause - Das Haus
The mouse - Das Maus
The Mother - Die Mutter
heathcliffheli 2 years ago
Why is flower "her"? because it is feminine?
Erika445566 2 years ago
What's in English -' dit war schon am anfang klar'' ?
gekkomatic 2 years ago
@gekkomatic
it's "Das war schon am Anfang klar" and that means something like "That was already clear at the beginning ... "
I'm sorry if something's wrong
TheWrachspurt 1 year ago
et voilà ! comment on favorise l'immigration de masse, c'est une honte ! comment on détruit racialement 2 pays : allemagne et Inde !
lellememe 2 years ago
i die to learn german!!!!that would be my goal,,any help?
BHD001 2 years ago
try playing games in german, or listen to german radio, or watching german tv etc...
i think its best to learn it by hearing a lot, also by a little practice in writing
MysticDragons 2 years ago
wanna learn it? lolz haha =) wanna be your teacher xD
NFSMWgamer 2 years ago
I agree with what MysticDragons said, try to get exposed to the language as much as possible. If you have an MP3 player, put some German songs or videos on it so you can take it with you anywhere.
staysunsaid 2 years ago 2
the problem with it is that many germans speek really strong dialects like in bavaria or in eastern germany. its not easy to understand that even for a german (like me). if you hear a bavarian speak you wouldnt think he speaks german.
0nkelD0kt0r 2 years ago
Hi i would like to learn germany language..........can u any one please help me..........
gilmaa86 2 years ago
Wow, echt krank.. In nur 4 Tagen schon relativ viel sprechen können ist echt gut. Wenn das bei uns in der Schule auch so wäre, wäre Englisch, Französisch und Co ein Kinderspiel..
batter52 2 years ago 2
Right now im using Rosetta Stone, and it's not really helping me..does anyone have any suggestions on ways to boost learning?
hitman45400 2 years ago
I am also using Rosetta Stone, combining that with a book called "Learn German Quickly" and an audio course called Pimsleur. If anyone wants to work on German over the web with me or write in German, message me on my account.
thesshade 2 years ago
hi, I want to learn German quickly.
jmalini2007 2 years ago
congratulation
MsBlablabla666 2 years ago
listen to it while you asleep your brain can learn without being awake
FSPilotsUK 2 years ago
i listion to german music almost constantly every day even as i go to sleep i keep it playing i think its working great im not trying to learn it real quick though my grammar sucks lol
gottsein234 2 years ago 2
Can you please give me a big list of awesome (non-explicit) German songs? I'm looking for some good German music, but everything I find is crap.
Moshikashitenai 2 years ago
there's nothing like that I can find in the states... I would do it. Rosetta stone is kinda annoying.
gdubbz 2 years ago
i can teach you german. ask me any question :D
Ohrblind 2 years ago
How do you say "excuse me" in an informal and formal context? Excuse me as in "get out of my way" and excuse me as in "I want your attention."
Moshikashitenai 2 years ago
if you want to push yourself through a crowd or if you ask for somebody's attention then "Entschuldigung!" always works fine - formal and informal
btw: if you jostle somebody then say "Tschuldigung" or "Sorry" or "Tut mir leid"
Ohrblind 2 years ago
engschuligung
AndrewChupka 2 years ago
Why do we say "Ich verstehe" but "Ich kann mir vorstellen" and not "Ich kann vorstellen" why the extra "mir"? I've done very basic German courses in Stuttgart but I'm not able to practice speaking much other than in the class because I don't have anyone to speak to despite living here :) Thank you.
YzorYzor 2 years ago
there are reflexive verbs to have a different meaning without the reflexive pronouns. Ich stelle die Uhr vor (I set ahead the clock, no reflexive pronoun) Ich stelle mir eine Uhr vor (I imagine a clock, reflexive pronoun "mir") i think that is why it differs from each other. hope you get it :D
Ohrblind 2 years ago
I want to learn Swiss German,Swiss French,Swiss Italian!
Young008 2 years ago
thats so cool
IRA166 2 years ago 2
It's easy to Learn German Live in the country for about 4 years like I did . Also it does not hurt to have my wife speak fluent German.
We now teach our 3 yr old daughter.
tccompaq 2 years ago 14
@tccompaq I know exactly what u mean, im polish and i've lived in US for 6 years and it was the best course I could ever take - people learn a lot faster under pressure of being "different" or simply because they want to be understood. Everyone has their own trigger but it is much easier when you have "no choice" but to learn it :).
mbien86 1 year ago
@tccompaq What if we don't have 4 years to spend in Germany? =P
kirmokin 1 year ago
@tccompaq
if your from another country, how can you live in Germany for 4 years?
acidfriend47 1 year ago
@acidfriend47 What?
shizsnapple 1 year ago
@shizsnapple Oh i ment that message for "tccompaq" cuz he was talking about living in a country for 4 years.
acidfriend47 1 year ago
I wish that I could take this language course.
Patty1917 2 years ago 16
Yea i want to learn german, creates more job opertunities, looks good on your resume, and would be a nice place to work, and most likely live!
Mikelaren101 2 years ago 2
gute leitung ja das sollte ma jemand in ami land einführen für deutsch
huso08 2 years ago
Es sollt in die Schüle sein. Das wäre ganz wirksam
hockeyis4every1 2 years ago
Utterly fascinating technique!
I'm learning my first semester of German, and I've been learning random words I since was 10. I must say the German language makes a lot of sense. It's like putting together a puzzle, everything has it's place.
Also, if anyone of you saying that German is too hard, try Slovenian! It makes German look simple. XD
KittySheep 2 years ago
i cant imagine that, because i am from germay...
and i have no problems with this language
by the way; how is my english?
write me a pm!
ich kann mir das garnicht vorstellen, wiel ich aus deutschland komme und desshalb natürlich keine probleme damit habe
apropo:
wie ist mein englisch?
schreibt mir ne pm!
muh1h1 2 years ago
your english is actually really good..
i am trying to teach myself german,
but its pretty hard:P
iluvebutuoy 2 years ago
Your English was pretty good.. I couldn't even tell you speak it as a secondary language.. Good job! If i could only speak German Fluently!
dutyh 2 years ago
Wow, I need that for the Polish language. Gosh, is that hard!! ;)
LordOfJoy 2 years ago
you don't have "ü,ä" and "ö" on your keyboards but you can easily replace it with
ue=ü
ae=ä
oe=ö
it's correct and better than writing "fur" instead of "für". so just write it "fuer" (=für) ;-)
niTeDFS 2 years ago
aaaahm
and wheres the joke?!???
lalacrustycrunchy 2 years ago
It's not learning words that makes the German language impossible but its ridiculous rules of grammar. Separated verbs must have been invented by a fan of Monty Python's, while there is simply no making sense of genderisation (DER bikini, would you believe!). God created two genders, German has THREE! That just about sums it up, as does the rule that whenever feminine nouns are expressed in the genitive (possessive) case, they all become male (i.e., 'die' to 'der').!! It's a crazy language.
Czerniakowska 2 years ago
no, its all logical.. other languages are just simple
introduction1988 2 years ago
i have to agree, german is a very logical language
unserbenutzername 2 years ago 2
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I'm not sure who you're agreeing with or over what, but German is utterly ILLOGICAL! What kind of logic justifies having thee genders, separated verbs, having to change words because of grammatic case or changing the gender of all masculine words to feminine (i.e., 'der' to 'die') when in the genitive case)? It is German's illogicality (the separated verb in particular) that caused the UN to reject it as one of its international languages. Unless it simplifies itself, German has no future.
Czerniakowska 2 years ago
No one is saying that German isn't a complicated language. But people who claim that it is illogical have little knowledge of the language itself. Your comments are actually a good example: the feminine article doesn't become masculine in the genetive, it is declinated. The rules pertaining to declination always remain the same, a very logical aspect of the language. (By the way, the masculine article is not declinated "die" in the genetive, you don't know what you're talking about.) As for
unserbenutzername 2 years ago 2
your claim that there is no making sense of genderisation: again, uninformed. The patterns regarding genderisation are very consistent within German linguistics; the gender of a word has to do not with its current social connotations (as your outrage that bikini is masculine), but with its etymological formation. As for separable verbs, they're very logical and central to the linguistic construction of German. Of course they appear confusing to non-Germans. But that doesn't make them illogical.
unserbenutzername 2 years ago 2
"Etymological formation" my foot! It isn't us who calls words "maskulin" and "feminin" - it's you lot. For your information, masculine and feminine are words that denote gender in the sense of something being male or female. Separating the main and prepositional parts of a separated verb by the usual 48 words of the usually horribly long German sentence is, of course, entirely logical - NOT!!! Just simplify your stupid language and maybe people will then want to learn it (possibly).
Czerniakowska 2 years ago
I didn't start making progress in learning a foreign language until I stopped arguing with the things I didn't like about it and decided to try to make it feel natural to me.
You get nowhere pouring your energy into fighting reality.
DanicaH50 2 years ago
You're 100% correct. My failure to learn German was almost solely due to my resentment from the outset of its arcane rules of grammar that added no value or clarity and constituted nothing more than complication for the sake of complication. I have the same problem with people who are awkward for the sake of awkwardness. Germans complain that no one wants to learn their language, yet they resist the need for its reform.
Czerniakowska 2 years ago
As regards the wholly unnecessary changes required in the genitive case, you are right in saying that I got mixed up, which just shows how far wasting nine years of one's life trying to learn this horrible language gets you! I'm not saying that German grammatical rules are inconsistent but that they're more often than not completely unnecessary. So, perhaps we can agree on their being consistently unnecessary? The UN won't touch German with a proverbial bargepole and I go with that all the way.
Czerniakowska 2 years ago
take spanish take Italian take togalo.. masculine feminine and neutral isnt uncommon....
dutyh 2 years ago
I can't say I'm too familiar with "Togalo". Do Spanish and Italian in fact have a neutral gender? I'm not saying that genderisation is uncommon but that it is wholly unnecessary, adding no value to a language but rendering it much harder to learn. The great American writer Mark Twain, who spoke fluent Geman and was the son of two German immigrants, long ago wrote "The Awful German Language" railing against its illogicalities and unnecessary complexity. I'll e-mail you a copy of the text.
Czerniakowska 2 years ago
what is your problem with the neutral gender?
it´s just a characteristic of the german language- the same like roman languages (e.g. french and spanish) have two genders.
i can understand, that it is hard to lean for english native speakers because there is no gender in english.
but it`s just a question of practice. no one in germany will be angry if you use the wrong gender.
reading german textes could help to practise the language.
Schlandhaubitze 2 years ago
After years of trying to make some sense of German grammar, I gave up and did my own bit of rationalising, using "der" for everything, using only formal personal pronouns and refusing to separate the two parts of separated verbs (e.g., I would say "Ich anrufe Sie".). Everyone understood me and life became happier. I would advise anyone trying to learn German to adopt the same approach. Incidentally, the Angle and Saxon tribes who removed gender from the English language were from Germany!
Czerniakowska 2 years ago
i supose if you really want to learn something enough to teach yourself you obviously want to learn it but if your stuck in a smelly classroom at school thinking about the PE lesson that you have to go to next and wondering whether you are going to be doing your fav sport you obviously don't really give a flying f*** about learning a language at school, so far i am in top set for my language and in year eight and i can't even remember the french and spanish greetings/colours/shapes/ well nothing
Danielles2012 2 years ago
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it's impossible to learn 900 words in 6 days, i couldn't do that in 6 months
114sexyboy114 2 years ago
belive me its not, this system is real!
fightclub179 2 years ago
It's not impossible, people do it all the time. That barrier has been broken years ago.
zocurtis 2 years ago
Ehm. its not in Munich.. Its in Kirchheim. Its near from Munich.
aphrodita1to1 2 years ago
That's why the narrator said, "Kircheim, near Munich."
melimelo123 2 years ago
Das Stimmt!
keerthirahu 2 years ago
The alpha state is a bunch of crap.
The best method for learning a language fast is the Berlitz method: native teacher ONLY speaking their native language from day 1!
It takes 3 months to have any real kind of fluency. And if you want references, NASA rellys on Berlitz to teach enough Russian in 3 months to go to Mir in Soyuz.
cgonzalezdelhoyo 2 years ago
I agree, no other language just German speaking and all the time practise practise!
beng993 2 years ago
Deutsch lernen ist nicht leicht...das stmmt
hchisnotidiot 3 years ago