Delhi's menacing monkeys cause havoc - 24 Oct 07

[threeby8887]

That's where liberal use of guns would come in handy.

[elsiebea]

Toss out tons of small monkey snacks spiked with birth control pills. Then they won't reproduce so fast and you can haul off the ones that are left.

[TheFXGuru]

@elsiebea or give em condoms

[00bleeding]

red dot?

She's been shot, she's a zombie.

[ajcarr21648336]

does anyone notice the large red dot on that girls face!!!!!

[kipptumor]

Vermin!!

[Seaside2009]

Just barbecue them and eat them with sauce on top. Monkey problem solved.

[TheFXGuru]

@Seaside2009 Unfortunately for you this is India, not China!

[Yellow45678]

You give your religious devotions to the monkeys...they give you rabies. Enjoy!

[bubbagyro]

They have recently been shown to be reservoirs of infection for diseases like leprosy. They should be controlled as we do other animals in the US. Neutering, culling, etc. Can you imagine what it would be like if cats were not neutered and disposed of by the millions in the US? We could not tolerate it, and the fleas would transmit serious diseases. Yucch! Makes me sick to see these dirty animals in the garbage cans and then touching children and biting people!

[LouisianaGatorGirl]

Excellent report. Since the poor monkeys lost their natural habitat due to deforestation, they were displaced from their devastated homes to the cities, where some people now consider them as pests. The simple solution to this problem is reforestation: give back the monkeys their own natural habitat.

[homertalk]

Just be thankful their not Muslim Monkeys or they might be stapping bombs to themselves

[homertalk]

We have this problem in Los Angeles. They're called illegal mexicans

[rohitkumarindia]

ha ha ha h ah

very good joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MustafaPresents]

I can do that to myself just as well here in California, thank you.

[cooldesi30]

Bull shit. I myself live in Delhi, and I do not even think this a problem. The foreign journalists are always looking for stories to capture their audiences. This is overly dramatized.

[lesmcluffalot]

I do, we do, we do for Hindu.

[brick4sale]

Gotta kill some of them, primates can cause real havoc, I believe they have a real problem with baboons in South Africa.

[MustafaPresents]

The irony is that the monkeys have no tolerance for the Hindu faith.

[1976Fiat]

lol - that is funny

[pwdeng]

Catch them all and send them hundreds of miles away...

[Mcplkelly]

I'd say shoot them, but given that its because man has cut down their forests, it seems awfully hypocritical to invade their homes and cut them down the homes then get mad at them when they invade ours.

[DamNationDiplomat]

I wonder how one goes about monkey-proofing their home....

[breaks0]

Hanuman zindabad!

[AminahSeeve4Evr]

This is a legend!

[hajqbvii]

After all the heavy news around the world, this was a good break. Give them back their habitat or get in the habit of setting another plate at the dinner table.....

Thanks for posting.

[AtheistAtLARGE]

shoot em

[msgg81]

What is the local municipality doing about this ..... stumped !

[SHEZZYJAY]

Kung fu fighting, tarrararra-rah-rah-rah-rah-raa­aaaaa. Worship monkeys, and they steal, damage, break and bite u in the a$s. What kinda logic is that?