Wha r ya doin? .:rips off ears:. OW ! Hey! I knew it! I KNEW IT! What? You should be ashamed of yourself! your no elf! your an elvis impersonater! You sicken me distinktful one! Oh right! like your a real elf! Give the guy a bow and arrow and hes a REAL elf!
When I go walking, all by mysef, im busy thinking, about my elf, i keep her picture up on my shelf. im always dreaming, about my elf, i wont forget the way that she, says those words to me:" When do you leave? Much wind pours from yor mouth! Do you feel well? are you finished? Be silent! I leave now to do laundry!"Don know exactly, what she said just know it kinda, hurts my head, id take a asprin, cause ses my elf!
My elfidy babidy babidy- HOLD ON A MINUTE!!! what what? wah- what?
I ask mah baby, my baby elf, a couple questions, about myself. I f I was handsome, if i was nice, I was looking, for her advice, she looke at me and shook her head. And this is what she said: "Do I know you? What did you say? Green one go away! Be silent! Green one! Green one go away! Go kiss a spork!STop that! HELP!" She yelled so loud, she hrt my ears. My eyes al welled up, all full of tears, but i don mind none, cause shes my elf! My elfidy babidy babidy babidy babidy babidy.
Not to be mean, rude what-evs but why not???? :O I love all the Lord of the Rings humor! I'm the biggest Lord of the Rings geek in my family/school maybe even little city. It's still teaching bible stuffs if you're one of those who "hate's the new ones 'cause they don't teach bible stuff..." sad because they do. MerryFabalaFae is to wonder why you is not to like it!? (Talking Quadling <3 just now)
It makes more sense if you watch the whole thing. In this 'version' of the story, the elf doesn't like the Aragorn character and is trying to make him leave. Elves hated orcs in the original novels, but Veggie Tales replaced the Army or Orcs with an Army of Sporks. So, she was basically saying, "Go kiss something disgusting!"
Wow, Larry, that's one amazing hairdo you've got there. Oh, and you've also got mad guitarr playin' skills. Tehehehehehe, I didn't know that elves did laundry...
I love it! This is one of the best songs that I have ever heard from Larry. I love the whole movie but the best line in that whole Movie is "The Cookie Man says no!."
Another funny song is "Shaving Cream," by Benny Bell, who also wrote "Everybody Wants My Fanny" and "Take a Ship for Yourself." There's a new book about him which everyone should read. Just type Benny Bell Book into the You Tube search bar and it will come up.
@jackdavenportsbaby11 I watched Lord of the Beans before I watched Lord of the Rings and was really confused. Then I watched Lord of the Rings and everything made sense. It also seemed funnier cause I understood it better.
I'm trying to imagine aragorn doing an elvis impersonation and then legolas coming through and pulling off his ears and stealing his guitar. Quite a picture.
Elvis!
nellie2581 2 days ago
O ya give a gord a bow and arrow and he's a REAL elf lol
lundmeredith 2 weeks ago
Lolol i love veggie tales :D
Bananaslugfan 3 weeks ago
Elvish impersonator.
flailingwings 3 weeks ago
Larrys gonna get shot by an arrow in the knee that he doesnt have....
SnowyLeopardStudios 1 month ago
What language is that girl speaking 0:37 - 0:44
melitomudd 1 month ago
@melitomudd elf duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
doorknobs217 2 weeks ago
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@melitomudd elf duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
doorknobs217 2 weeks ago
Elfis?
IntriguinglyPainful 1 month ago
ELVIS PRESLEY ES MUCHO PEOR QUE LARRY PRESLEY
mrandresito2000 1 month ago
22 people should go kiss a spork
homsargirl 1 month ago
MY BOW SHALL SING WITH YOUR PAPAVORE!!!!
ekskates 1 month ago
funny haven't seen this one before (my friend can speak elvish) :)
cahbarnes 1 month ago in playlist Veggie Tales Songs
oh yeah give a gourd a bow-and-arrow and he's a REAL elf!
ogwille4d 2 months ago 2
i leave now to do laundry
joshuwawsome 2 months ago
22 people arent real elfs
groverunderwoodbff 2 months ago 7
elvish impersonator - totally didn't see that one coming
caniac102678 2 months ago
Wha r ya doin? .:rips off ears:. OW ! Hey! I knew it! I KNEW IT! What? You should be ashamed of yourself! your no elf! your an elvis impersonater! You sicken me distinktful one! Oh right! like your a real elf! Give the guy a bow and arrow and hes a REAL elf!
Ginfrcali 2 months ago 4
When I go walking, all by mysef, im busy thinking, about my elf, i keep her picture up on my shelf. im always dreaming, about my elf, i wont forget the way that she, says those words to me:" When do you leave? Much wind pours from yor mouth! Do you feel well? are you finished? Be silent! I leave now to do laundry!"Don know exactly, what she said just know it kinda, hurts my head, id take a asprin, cause ses my elf!
My elfidy babidy babidy- HOLD ON A MINUTE!!! what what? wah- what?
Ginfrcali 2 months ago 2
I ask mah baby, my baby elf, a couple questions, about myself. I f I was handsome, if i was nice, I was looking, for her advice, she looke at me and shook her head. And this is what she said: "Do I know you? What did you say? Green one go away! Be silent! Green one! Green one go away! Go kiss a spork!STop that! HELP!" She yelled so loud, she hrt my ears. My eyes al welled up, all full of tears, but i don mind none, cause shes my elf! My elfidy babidy babidy babidy babidy babidy.
Ginfrcali 2 months ago
22 people were elvish impersonators
mallmaniea 2 months ago
give the gord a bow& arrow and he's a real elf
do u feel well, are you finnished?, be silent!!
meganweaver7373 2 months ago 2
Isn't the reason he's playing the Sousaphone in the opening because he didn't have the hands to play the guitar?
Guess he has been lying to us all these years, for shame Veggie Tales!
TheLoadingCrew 3 months ago
hahah 'Go kiss a spork!" XD
i love Veggie Tales
utubeluvr34 3 months ago in playlist The best Veggie Tales songs ever!!!
elvish impersonator XD
FuegoHermosa77 3 months ago
:D i just love lord of the beans
TheNightSpy 3 months ago
22 people kissed a spork.
2002tiif 3 months ago
i love his tooth!! <3
emmiemichelle1 3 months ago
cuz she'smy elifity elfsfjavbwhrjb vkojakjc,a?. xDD
sailorcaramel 3 months ago
I didn't get the 'elvish impersonator' comment until the very end of the vid. But it was awesome! :D
MrsSimonSays 4 months ago
GO KISS A SPORK!!!!!!
OrangeAvacado101 4 months ago 31
Pause at 1:31 0.o
zheyther 4 months ago
Plunger 'S
MujiShop 4 months ago
'19 People are not elves. [;
dhtxras 5 months ago
He doesn't have hands/ How... how is he playing the guitar?!
Laymanterms 5 months ago 3
@Laymanterms Don't question the cucumber
mikehowton707 5 months ago
@mikehowton707 Pff! LOL!
Joyfulstar123 4 months ago
18 have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much wind leaving the hole where their mouth should be, which makes them unwell
InajayeWolf 5 months ago in playlist Fatz playlist
I'd love to see Larry impersonate Michael Jackson next!
pinocchiofan 5 months ago 4
lolz his ears are fake XD
kimgirl7777 6 months ago
what, what, what you doing?" larry.
" i knew it, I knew it, your no elf your an elvis inpersonator. You sickin me u deseatful one"
love that!!!!!
nerothecat14 6 months ago
Can you tell me how to move the people?please i'm trying to make episodes on a show.(I'm not making a a show)
101school101001 6 months ago
Awesome Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jlouisab08 6 months ago
ilove silly songs with larry
anfranco100 6 months ago
oh right. like your a real elf? give the guard a bow and arrow and he's a REEEEAAL elf. hahah(:
GlennonFagan1 6 months ago 4
lol go kiss a spork XD
utubeluvr34 6 months ago in playlist silly songs
17 people forgot to kiss the spork!!!
234Narnia 6 months ago
funny stuff larry. peace out
daddygurl011 7 months ago
oh as if those 17 people are real elves give the gords a bow and arrow and their a real elf
plaguenumber3 7 months ago
Lord of the Beans is soo awesome! Toto Baggypants, Randalf, Earacorn, Legolamb and Grumpy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Love it!!!!
livc1981 7 months ago 2
@livc1981 i personally didn't like lord of the beans
mudkipfin 6 months ago
@mudkipfin
Not to be mean, rude what-evs but why not???? :O I love all the Lord of the Rings humor! I'm the biggest Lord of the Rings geek in my family/school maybe even little city. It's still teaching bible stuffs if you're one of those who "hate's the new ones 'cause they don't teach bible stuff..." sad because they do. MerryFabalaFae is to wonder why you is not to like it!? (Talking Quadling <3 just now)
MerryFabalaFaeWaka 6 months ago
@MerryFabalaFaeWaka i not saying i don't like the new ones because they don't teach bible stuff i'm saying they aren't as good as the new ones
mudkipfin 6 months ago
@mudkipfin
Ahh...okay then. I get the peeps opinions! ^_^ Srry! (Quadling language comes from Oz) heh heh
MerryFabalaFaeWaka 6 months ago
@MerryFabalaFaeWaka " I'm the biggest Lord of the Rings geek in my family/school maybe even little city."
Pedich Edhellen?
TheNarniaFreak 6 months ago
wtf
jorgeubaque 7 months ago
@jorgeubaque lol
xWolfyChanx 7 months ago
@jorgeubaque ha ha ha, this song is soo funny!
livc1981 7 months ago
13 people are green ones that need to go away.
SgtMarine100 7 months ago
13 ppl are so jealous of Larry's elf ears
thymerose 7 months ago
i loved this song when i was littler
cuttipie1000 7 months ago
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rzatar326 7 months ago
13 ppl are miserable spork kissers...LOL xD
Twilight0299 7 months ago
SHAKE THOSE HIPS LARRY! wait dose larry have hips? SHAKE THEM ANYWAY!
scoobystar97 7 months ago
13 ppl weren't elves
shoboy321 7 months ago
Do I know you? What did you say? Green one go away! Be silent! Green one! Green one go away! Go kiss a spork! Stop that! Help!
When do you leave? Much wind pours from your mouth! Do you feel well? Are you finished? Be silent! I leave now to do laundry.
X D Lol that's everything his "baby elf" says.
misterbobisme 7 months ago 4
In the song did he say HELL?
mistysue2 7 months ago
@mistysue2 nope
jythgrefi87ju65ygtfr 7 months ago in playlist silly songs
"go kiss a spork!" bahahaha!!
kaylafisherable 7 months ago
"much wind pours from your mouth".... HAHHAHAHAA!!!
scorn1929 7 months ago
elvis disliked this only because green one stole his girl freind
ClassicCrime200 7 months ago
green ones impersonatin elvis
ClassicCrime200 7 months ago
I LOVE this song.
GodsTreasureGirl 8 months ago
WOW Legolas impersonator!!!
TheNarniaFreak 8 months ago
She is NOT speaking elvish....was that "go kiss a spork" a spoof on the Elvish insult "go kiss an orc"???
TheNarniaFreak 8 months ago
The worst part is; that's not elvish at all. The absolute NERVE.
PeachNPlums 8 months ago
"Green one go away!"
hahahaha! that has always cracked me up :)
Kingslyholly 8 months ago 2
"Go kiss a spork" :)
Lillian15poof 8 months ago 4
Oh i think his hands are invisible :) Cause the strings on the guitar are moving ALONE! :D
NoemiAndTheHarp 8 months ago
my baby sister loves it
crazybibby20 8 months ago
How did he play the guitar he didn't have fingers???????????
megalego26 9 months ago 3
@megalego26 hes a vegtable
ClassicCrime200 7 months ago
"When do you leave? Much wind pours from your mouth! Do you feel well?"
LeapinLooser 9 months ago 10
They have no arms
princesspopstar22 9 months ago
i forgot the funny part
swaggrain1 9 months ago
hahah i love this video
apu832 9 months ago
"Go kiss a spork!" Hahaha!
SBsignpoo14 9 months ago 3
OH. I GET IT.
Elves.
Elvis.
LOOOOL. <3
ObsceneMelodies 9 months ago 3
Don't you think it's kinda creepy how they pick up stuff and do stuff with no hands? Like his guitar. It plays with no hands.
SpicySammySalsa 9 months ago 2
@SpicySammySalsa They're veggies, it would be creepy if they had arms.
MrTDWfan 9 months ago
9 people had to leave to do laundry
eatingooberpeas1 9 months ago 26
I love this. So very much.
VampireMiw 9 months ago
ohmygod he has the elvis lip curl!!!!!!
Wright16Wrong 10 months ago
give the gourd a bow and arrow and he's a real elf!
supremeblahbablah 10 months ago 4
Go Kiss a Spork! lol
onceuponagift 10 months ago
elvish impersonater. XD
twilightwarrior23 10 months ago 95
@twilightwarrior23 I didn't get that the first time I heard this song but I got it the second time haha XD
transformers07fan 5 months ago
it sounded like she said "Don't laugh!" when she said "I leave now to do laundry!"
Abejorro97 10 months ago
I love Jerry Gourd referencing "The Englishman who went up a hill (and came down with all the bananas)" AND making an Elvis joke at the same time.
dexeron 10 months ago
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@dexeron um, his name is jimmy. also, how is this a referance to "The Englishman who went up a hill (and came down with all the bananas)"?
Abejorro97 10 months ago
Holy motherfucking shit i love child appropriate songs there fucking balls awesome
CallMeChieff 10 months ago
Pause at 1:31 xD
xxsouthernbelle94xx 11 months ago
Lol. Gota love Larry!
40andstillhere 11 months ago
You're an elvish impersonator!
molliemeoh 11 months ago 3
@molliemeoh you sicken me deceitful one!
Abejorro97 10 months ago
ur a elfa persanater !! lol one of the best parts XD
legalosluv14 11 months ago
XD this is one of the best silly songs ever ! lary is awesome silly ness! XD
legalosluv14 11 months ago
Much wind pours from your mouth! XD
mercyme1fan 11 months ago
HAHAHHAHAHHAA! I love this!
RebkMatts 11 months ago
THAT LADY IS CRAZY!
laeliebug 11 months ago
THAT LADY IS CRAZY
laeliebug 11 months ago
I like how Larry looked when he said it hurts his head at 1:44
Patch6732 1 year ago
i leave now to do laundry.
jazsamsil 1 year ago 2
i leave now to do laundry
jazsamsil 1 year ago
it looks more like a green pea to me then an elf! hahahahahahahaha
Orangetutufreak 1 year ago
@Orangetutufreak
He's an ear of corn, spelled more like Ear o'corn to look and sound more like Aragorn. :)
Serena2009ification 11 months ago
"Oh sure! Give the gourd a bow and arrow and HE'S an elf!" XDD
angelrose101 1 year ago 2
I THOUGHT LOL x 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 WHEN I HEARD " An Elvish impersonator ".
333black999 1 year ago
Haha! "You're no elf, you're an elvish impersonator!" YAYPUNS!!!
GoZuko 1 year ago
"when do you leave?
much wind pours
from your mouth!
Do you feel well?
Are you finished?
Be silent!
Be silent!
Be silent!
I leave now to do laundry!"
XD wtf!?!?!?!
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It makes more sense if you watch the whole thing. In this 'version' of the story, the elf doesn't like the Aragorn character and is trying to make him leave. Elves hated orcs in the original novels, but Veggie Tales replaced the Army or Orcs with an Army of Sporks. So, she was basically saying, "Go kiss something disgusting!"
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Serena2009ification 1 year ago
You know this whole thing was written so they could use the joke "Elvish Impersonator." Somebody thought of it and the writers ran with it.
StinkyOldBear 1 year ago
@StinkyOldBear
Probably, but that doesn't make it less funny!
Serena2009ification 1 year ago
whats up with that girl. GO KISS A SPORK!?
laeliebug 1 year ago
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Serena2009ification 1 year ago
"I take an asprin...cause she's my elf."
Bahahaha, this is the best ;D
Craazychikadee101 1 year ago 6
This is awesome...but how is he playing without hands?
Cauldren 1 year ago
lol
unknown4infinity 1 year ago
Wow, Larry, that's one amazing hairdo you've got there. Oh, and you've also got mad guitarr playin' skills. Tehehehehehe, I didn't know that elves did laundry...
bobshmo33 1 year ago
"You're an elvish impersonator! You sicken me!" Pahahhaa!
alc9527 1 year ago 2
Just died laughing. I LOVE VEGGIE TALES. Go kiss a Spork
Mouseshadow16 1 year ago 2
thats not bad for a larry elvis impersonator
sjnerwer 1 year ago 3
i love it! someone needs to put this song with Lord of the Rings scenes! let Aragorn sing it!
VioletRose1721 1 year ago 5
Who wouldn't like this!
MrRANDOMFILMER 1 year ago
"oh!!!! give the gourd a bow and arrows and he's an elf!!!" lol!
Sieflight 1 year ago 2
i have this movie!!!!!!
brings back GREAT memories
PmanAndDdawg 1 year ago
Best VIdeoo Ever :D lmao rofl
shazzy12341 1 year ago
I liike it Awesomeeeee........
srklover1000 1 year ago
GO KISS A SPORK! ILEAVE NOW TO DO LAUNDRY!
ellymay27 1 year ago 3
8 people don't have an elf
mizor555 1 year ago 50
@mizor555 Larry Rocks! hahaha! 0:00
charicerox 9 months ago
give a gord a bow and arrow and hes a elf
vampny315 1 year ago
Elvis and Lord of the Rings? haha thats a little weird of a combination but veggie tales can make it word
mkgsoftball123 1 year ago
@mkgsoftball123 its Lord Of The BEAN'S
iamrandom123456789 1 year ago
"Go kiss a spork!"
O...k...
O_o
MCullenHightopp 1 year ago 2
I love it! This is one of the best songs that I have ever heard from Larry. I love the whole movie but the best line in that whole Movie is "The Cookie Man says no!."
TheQueenoftheDead 1 year ago 2
HE"S AN ELVISH IMPERSONATER!!!!!!!!
horselotr 1 year ago 4
Another funny song is "Shaving Cream," by Benny Bell, who also wrote "Everybody Wants My Fanny" and "Take a Ship for Yourself." There's a new book about him which everyone should read. Just type Benny Bell Book into the You Tube search bar and it will come up.
joelthewriter 1 year ago
1:33
"I leave now to do laundry."
This was the funniest part. Arwen would SO never say that!
Serena2009ification 1 year ago 3
@Serena2009ification
Implying that Aragon might actually sing this? ;)
I personally loved "much wind pours from your mouth." I soooo should use that sometime. =D
weepingwillow11 1 year ago
OMG this is like so weird like i don't get it !!!!!!!
shedycarpenter7 1 year ago
7 people are sporks
Nacyfangirl 1 year ago
I wonder if this would make more sense if I watched Lord of the Rings . . .
jackdavenportsbaby11 1 year ago
@jackdavenportsbaby11
It would, but probably not all that much. XD
Serena2009ification 1 year ago
@jackdavenportsbaby11 I watched Lord of the Beans before I watched Lord of the Rings and was really confused. Then I watched Lord of the Rings and everything made sense. It also seemed funnier cause I understood it better.
IluvCandyJoe 1 year ago
@jackdavenportsbaby11 um, not really.
Abejorro97 10 months ago
this is a great one! im a huge veggietales geek!!!
skittlesvamp16 1 year ago
Haha, just watched a Lord of the Rings movie...this makes so much sense now!
akkalove1 1 year ago
Dont know exactly what she said, just know it kinda hurt my head!! LOL
IceHail82 1 year ago
elfedebabedebabadebabede!! :D
Samoaqueen 1 year ago 4
seven people need to go kiss a spork :)
IluvCandyJoe 1 year ago
@IluvCandyJoe plus the other two that dont like this vid.
Abejorro97 10 months ago
"Go kiss a Spork!" :) love it haha
TTmattie 1 year ago
I'm trying to imagine aragorn doing an elvis impersonation and then legolas coming through and pulling off his ears and stealing his guitar. Quite a picture.
acco8675309 1 year ago 5
elvis ipersonator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jlhkittymanaphy 1 year ago
"Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he thinks he's a REAL elf!"
Haha!
Rachy2049 1 year ago 3
You're just an Elvish impersonator! Bwahaha.
Buterflie129 1 year ago
GO KISS A SPORK!!!!!!! BAHAHAHA
NAHDERAH 1 year ago 2
lo/ve itt
bumbsicle 1 year ago
'Oh, right! Like you're a real elf! Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he's a real elf!' I LOVE these things. Makes me forget about all my crap.
saints1356 1 year ago 3
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE VEGGIE TALES.
acfree222 1 year ago
lol me and my best friend will randomly shout out the last line to our other friends
"You sicken me, deceitful one!"
disneygothprincess 1 year ago 2
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kkmattingly 1 year ago
LUV IT!! Earcorn is acually part elf if u follow lord of the rings
AhsokaTano14 1 year ago
@AhsokaTano14 *facepalm* No...just....no
SadistiKitteh 1 year ago
@SadistiKitteh She's right you know. He's actually distantly related to aragorn
acco8675309 1 year ago
i love that he can play guitar with no hands!!!
lovedbythe1above 1 year ago
see the bellybutton song
6Daddyslittlegirl 1 year ago