Jose Mourinho eggs talk

[m7mady0]

the only couch that has beaten Man united and won the primer league twice respectively

[AlizeCiz]

@m7mady0 Wenger.

[BritishArrow]

What did Kevin Keagan say when he bought eggs at the supermarket? I WOULD LOVE IT IF WE BEAT THEM!

[OutsiderGirlX]

He's crazy :DD Kevin sends me here :D

[hellkitchenification]

wtf is he talking about :(

[joker0187]

this is just as insightful as the sardines and seagulls

[pustolov9]

great analogy

[onlyme1906]

@joker0187

no, it´s, how do you say it in english a popular addage about we can only achieve good things\results with quality.

[zenyricardo]

"Hegs" "Whoremeleetttes"

[Martinez1887]

5:0 your homlettes suck

[Sayegh11]

give the man some eggs.

[jaypianist26]

0:30 even he knew he was talking a load of nonsense but couldn't turn back

[milkky1988]

Well, obviously, he's a chicken.

[toolesttool]

Heggs and homelettes, hahaha.

[hameednoorkhan]

he jus loves the enlgish media

[paczlilangel]

this is so wrong..and i hate him with a passion: BUT DAYYUM HE'S SEXXCII (i know it's an illness but jheez) loll he's like a 100 years oldd tho too bad

[DarkAngelSupreme]

Mourinho vs. Clough. 'Nuff said.

(You could throw in a bit of Cantona too.)

[ritaonfire]

mourinho is talking about eggs?? omg ahaha

[CeritaDia]

I think the egg talk is a depiction of varying core strengths of players. Some produce good outcomes, some have the less tendency to do so.

[foneill9]

@CeritaDia Duh - uh

[acm357]

wtf, whats is this jose portugese joke? how about u take villege egs instead of waitrose whats better?

[hendrixisgod777]

ere: accents

depends on what part of portugal you come. like any other country the accents are regional. i've found that the poorer northern regions sound like russians whereas people from the more central, metropolitan areas have a latin twang.

[aguiar1788]

This man is a GENIUS!!! jajajaja

[steffynorge]

with the players he had at the time. was by far great quality. he cant complain

[kutkinderen]

ahhahaha BORAT THE 2th ahhaha he's accent similar off the russians

[nramjanali]

It's a portuguese proverb.

You can't make omeletts without eggs.

In portuguese:

Não se podem fazer omeletes sem ovos

[AzaanCSymes]

We do have waitrose in Britain by the way people.

[games615]

what does he mean by "Waitrose"?

[lordnarmo]

online grocery

[will786]

Yeah, Waitrose is a grocery store. I went to one in Dubai.

[gobluesgogo]

It's like a posh supermarket, lol

[gongie09]

MUFC CHAMPIONS 3 TIMES IN A ROW

[kosovanwhizkid]

@gongie09 Have you seen your managers face?

[imudger]

its been 3 years and i still miss him he brought drama to the sideline aswell as sucess to chelsea come back mourinho.

[lpdwatch]

Chelsea's Best manager eva! . The guy's a legend!

[jackdanteband]

Best manager ever. Period.

[WKaliberr]

@jackdanteband Sir Alex Ferguson is better you daft cunt

[RyanBabelFTW]

@WKaliberr You'rean idit. How many games has SAF lost at home since 2002? Lots. Mourinho? Zero.

[WKaliberr]

@RyanBabelFTW How many trophies did Mourinho win? How many SAF?

SAF won more trophies than Mourinho can even dream of

[clivepevilc]

@WKaliberr lol SAF has won more trophies than mourinho, but is about 20 years older!!

[RyanBabelFTW]

@WKaliberr Kinda unfair, the age gap is massie. If you like I'll answer your question when both are retired.

[surrendermonkeys]

@WKaliberr How old is Ferguson? How old is Mourinho? That answers your question.

[surrendermonkeys]

@WKaliberr Ferguson has no class at all, Mourinho does. Who else could win the Champions League with a team like Porto? Who else has players falling over themselves to play for him? Jose is the best manager there is at the moment.

[2010fys]

@surrendermonkeys (Champions League with a team like Porto)

year before that, he won the Uefa Cup with Porto too, is a hard competition also...

[Martinez1887]

@surrendermonkeys

hitzfeld won the cl with dortmund and bayern, way more impressiv than inter and porto, mourinho is great, but nobody had more class than hitzfeld

[joanindo]

@Martinez1887 you dont know what your talkin about. this guy won treble for inter, first time in italian football! and he built porto from zero to win CL! his 1st year in chelsea gave them premier league trophy! and the guy has been in portugese, english, italian and now spanish leagues. so what the fuck hitzfeld's been doing lately??? he can even discuss football tactics just by talking about eggs. what more impressive than that?! the guy certainly has more class than any coaches in football.

[rsala23]

@jackdanteband I think Pep Guardiola is even better. He may not have the ability to dodge the media like Jose, but his team plays football like no one else.

[nothingbeatsawoodie]

@rsala23 dumb barça fan

[Maestro802]

Legendary!

[jackdanteband]

Indeed!

[mappedproblematique]

lmao, wtf is he talking abot?

[luu9476]

lool... it's not some weird analogy he just came up with. in portugal, this is something people say: "you can't make omelettes without eggs", meaning you have to work with what you're given. he just went like "omelettes and eggs" and then felt the need to explain because he remembered people in england wouldn't know what that meant.

[TouchMyDot]

They say that in England too, tool x

[gobluesgogo]

Classic Mourinho!!! :)

[Spashaei]

his face at the end is like...

"so...yeah..."

[riotagus]

Yes , The classic omelet a,la Mourinho!

You take what ever you have got , ( Players ) mix it all together, and you have a wining combination !! ( Team ) !!!!!

[vapacaca]

best manager ever !

[keepachris]

thats when he knew he was leaving sad sad loss to the premier league :)

[cfcsteve86]

lol! heggs? Still a legend!

[agusia2a]

Maybe he tried to make an homlette without heggs. And now he knows he's wrong and he wants to share this with all world.

[macca56scouser4lyf]

Hommelettes and Heggs

[9407113678]

How can he not have been taking the piss, seriously.

[Roffesen]

all the good eggs are in the premiership =)

[slippyg]

HOMLETTES

[KnOckout60]

HEGGS

[MiK3i]

HIDIOT

[Joshere99]

mourinho to be the next united manager ????? i heard that but what do you all reckon ?

[Lennon4life1968]

He wins...I wouldn't lose sleep over it. And OMG would that rub Chelsea so badly..lol

[principearabias]

Guys, I'm curious to know if he translated or if in English you also have this expression as it is a classic one in Portuguese - "sem ovos não se fazem omoletes". He just took a step further with the supermarket thing :D

[tacoandbeer]

Malouda and Shevchenko. BAD EGGS!

[bornfromashes2008]

yes, Drogba and Deco Good eggs

[cmblues6]

at the time, malouda wasn't on the team, i am pretty sure he was talking about Shevchenko and Kalou, since kalou was playing striker

[mafls001]

@tacoandbeer Malouda typical english fan judges a player on his first season. one year later he's chelseas best player this season.

[arman89]

Jose played the English media like puppets, every single time.

[mydeloreangoes88]

@arman89 No they encouraged him as he was good for the game. Noone wants to buy a paper to hear cliches, Jose is brilliant.

[morijaa]

oh my god he's the best

[nilwiik]

haha thats was right before rosenborg kicked chelseas ass on standford bridge.... no wonder the guy had to go...

[WKaliber1]

Shevchenko was the rotten eggs

[1tonan]

this guys a legend

[lollerororonono]

Lol, what a twat.

[greenboi18]

jose did circus from the english media cause he knew how stupid are the english people but he is one of a hell smart guy , every answer that he gave in the interviews shut many people mouth. i am not a fan of him but he is smart guy . and the chelsea fans were lucky at that time .

[zahid43]

hahahaha classic i was drinking coke and when i heard him talking about eggs i sniffed the coke while drinking... the prem is boring wiv out him

[mactouchntocco]

i hate eggs

[Pedrocas84]

This is an old portguese saying...But saying it in english sounds a bit weird.

He is still god though.

[BazFooty78]

Does it still translate to Omelettes and eggs in portugese?

[setsfireboy]

Sorta. In Portuguese it's "you can't cook an omelette without any eggs".

[Duquesa07]

Well dude that's quite obvious

[setsfireboy]

Ya otária, há gente que não percebeu. Palerma.

[BobBallack]

definitly agree with him

[norfolkenchants1]

miguel14wetc14 sucks cock

[dogsey]

Homelettes are homemade omelettes?

[siacr7]

Too bad in that game you made an omelete out of "class 3" eggs. But respekt for Jose Mourinho people !

[tacchan14]

He was sacked a few days after this omelette theory.

[norfolkenchants1]

forever talkin bollocks in he portuguese twat

[miguel14wetc14]

oh shut up u fuckin cunt hes a portuguese twat but you will never be as quarter as popular and smart as he is u fuckin asshole

[scfcstump]

pisser ive neva heard so much shit. love it tho

[Eriniya]

Russians love Mourinho!!!

[businesscoutinho]

Wonder what kind of drugs is he taking...

[fortheweak]

he's class

[tipoipcag9]

PORTUGAL

[daisydriver]

This guy is wonderful and always will be.

[crizl2007]

he doesn't sound portuguese...sounds like russian

[bulletofdarkness]

Portuguese accent is actually exactly like the Russian.

The Portuguese accent itself sounds like a Slavic one, not a Latin one, oddly as it seems

[crizl2007]

True! I noticed the same before I learned portuguese some 10 years ago. But some portuguese while speaking english sound less russian then mourinho. =D

[hrv19911006]

Completely agree. The first time i heard him speak I thought he was from Balkans

[jackdanteband]

No, it is not! Mourinho's accents is just bad... Actually, portuguese people have a very nice accent! The greatest coach though... ;)

[lakyanda]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh please...even that "metafora" is easy to reach ...for u english ! hahahha......GOD SAVE THE QUEEN ...AND U ! MOURINHO , MEU LINDO U R THE BEST !!! HAHHAHAH

OH PEACE !

[Bugudera]

Portugueses do it so much better Go on Compadre ahaha

[hotsteppercole10]

after he left chelsea hezmapublic eney numba 1 finaly we get a manager hu can lay beatiful footie nd all hail abrahamovic nd scolari

[ritasilva101]

come on...

his analogy is not so stupid when you know the portuguese saying "não se podem fazer omeletes sem ovos.." (meaning: "you cannot do omelettes without eggs")

xDDDD

anyway, he's the special one, no doubt! ^^

[fzoe]

See.

No heggs = no homelettes.

[Martinez1887]

ahahahha

[TingTingTongTang]

when did he say this?

[TERRORISTA2006]

speaking about shevchenko...

[PennyLuTube]

José Mourinho is definitely a CLASS ONE EGG!!

[xXHitThatBongxX]

god i love this man! hes so funny and hes a fantastic manager

[stonesy15]

What a legend!

[vozdemais]

this guy is great . the best all around manager... Champion with porto and champion with chelsea ... might make inter champs next. funny and great

[badbusta4lyf]

Im a Chelsea fan. Go off Mourinho. Come to the Bridge with your lifelong ambition to kill Chelsea. I respected you untill you said that. What have we done to you. BRING IN MANCINI. btw Avram Grant = Brave Genius

[albertosantan]

He's a genius.

[ian200280]

HE SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN

[Jascx]

this is probably the BEST analogy i have EVER heard

[bradpickwick]

jose mourinho is the best manager in history fact! he is the special one

[usernamealredytaken]

Homlettes Heggs you motherfuckers! FACT!

[gevergeverisreali]

GO AVRAM!

I LOVE MOURINHO XD

[Gerrardo12]

wat are homlettes and heggs

[Farfalhozen]

I would love to listen to your portuguese accent...bet it´s even more brilliant than Mourinhos´s english accent...

Peace

[doctorHOUSE]

mourinho = speaks english and his native language from portugal

you = speak bad english like a chav donkey

[Gerrardo12]

nice insult - chav donkey. wtf.

[EEEx3]

He's class! I love his accent ;)

[yodaisgod2]

face it...Chelsea sucks.

[filimonks]

lets get this straight, he was sacked after these comments and rightfully so. he either showed disrespect and or showed lack of confidence in the players instead of motivating them.what an absolute tosser!

[EEEx3]

What do you mean? =) He doesn't say anything offensive, does he?

[jwickedeb]

we use to say that ("no eggs no omellets" "Sem ovos não se fazem omeletes") in Portugal, when you don't have something that you need to make another... In this case when you don't have good players to make a good team (Mourinho always have the best players, at least for him, and that's enough to win)

[lewins7]

no mate, you are a tosser

[renthead24]

I love this guy. I'm a Newcastle fan but he is my favorite manager...

Notice how many flashes there are as he goes on... all the reporters are thinking "Oh my God, this is going to be huge", and he left that night, didn't he?

[ziegheil0264]

i dont care abt class.

cheap will do enuff.

there is not such thing as quality omelettes.

u have to have a good recipe

[kayjay1269]

no heggs, no homelettes..

[Angella10]

yer i like class 1 egggs 2

[borninJune1922]

is he comparing football players with eggs?

How silly can one be?

[sethdec12]

Yes, he's referring to Frank Lampard, Michael Ballack, Ricardo Carvalho and Didier Drogba. All class one eggs.