Hyugaara's Top 5 Juggernaut "WTF??" Statements

[Monty2007555]

nut juggernaut either but:

Nigga you throw the best parties ever,

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BEER?!!!!

[BarretM28A1]

33333

[Madvillane]

33,333

[Stylz2012]

CHARLES U STOLE MY JODECI BOOTS!! IM BOUT TO BEAT YO ASS!!

[HayateStorm]

lmao i got the answer 4 yo ass ima shave the ass hairs of a siberian tiger then imaq jerk him off until he cums n make u a hairpiece

[LOUX4862]

What the f#%k was he talking about?! LMFAO!!!!

[drinkalotofwater]

the funniest quotes of juggernaunt was when he busts in the room on Charles and the chick. He said " oh its the juggernaunt bitch!! u tryin to get a handjob from Diana's rosses daughter"!!! i thought those lines were some of the funniest

[BigLoc21]

Let the rape party begin!

[Stewgill1234]

lol i know it doesnt count in this video i'd have to say beasts testimony in J3 is one of the best wtf moments of the series

[xhawkusmc]

@Stewgill1234 it was indeed a masterpiece! your honor, this is bullshit!

[mtg2800]

@Stewgill1234 hes hella funny he said da bitch wlked up tried to lick the side of my knee caps.....nd u kno ur boi dnt play dat BULL shit

[DallasCowboys4ever]

I'm the only man who was able to DDT The Pope, once witnessed Chewbacca playing the bagpipe out of his ass, also had the pleasure to surf and jerk 'em with Steve Skull and the Rock N' Roll Express, while listening to Simple Man by Lynard Skynard.

[gj2tree]

the funniest 1 by jean:"  damn suga i havent been in jail since the last time i sucked a pickle in fronna chucke cheeses"

[KillerCam94]

@gj2tree That was Rogue not Jean.

[JWhalers10]

number 3 and 4 is the best!!!!!!!! hahha!

[420degreez]

a bitch i was wonderin if i could fuck you in the ass and make you FART OUT YA MOUTH!!!

[KillerCam94]

@420degreez After hearing this the first ti,e I started saying this to chicks, you'd be surprised at the responses.

[weswsp01]

FUCK KNOCKING!

[GurlzLuvAChaud]

How could anyone NOT find this funny??? Holy sheeaat....LMFAO

[thefim916]

The best one is definitely

She tried to lick the side of my knee cap and you know your boy don't play that shit

[koas9876]

lol . zap yo dum ass

[champ13p]

best quote of all time: "OH ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH AND I CAME TO COCKBLOCK YA CHARLES! YOU PALE ASS SON OF A BITCH!

[mutasimmuhammad]

thats for eating samuel jackson you mother fucker lol

[Shadowlit001]

I'm made out of laffy taffy motherfucker

[Chaingunguy]

bleach parody:Remember dat shit i did with the book shelf oooh i will neeva forget

[RamoRM07]

and she got dem jelly donuts she dont let nobody see BUT MEEE!!

[NyteRyd2r]

Not as long as the rest, but probably the most epic is his 'Aww, you scratched my suit made out of Cockatoo fingertips'

[BMI07]

yeah number 1 really makes you say what the #$@# lol for real

[ihatethisdamnplace]

NiggA! My satellite dish is the size of a God Damn bath tub, i should be able to pick up shit in jupiter motha fucker!

[electrogonorhea]

i'm the only man who's ever ddt'd the pope

[dinokruise]

juggrassic park

[toveh]

"im gonna fuck a car!"

[stinkmeaner343]

I don't need no muthafuckin keys......LET A NIGGA IN

[JediMasterMostoufi]

Best Randy Hayes is Dennis Frogman, by far. " 'CAUSE A NIGGA GANGSTAAA!"

[DarkPlague666]

Not Juggernaut, but....

WHERE'S THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!?

[DJA216]

LOL fucked her in the ear and gave her hearing aids

[Solarchos]

Dude, what were these guys smoking when they came up with these quotes?! XD

[moviedude22]

WTF?

[ClericBlaze3]

beast has the best quotes lol

"fuck that shit! she 'bout to suck mah balls and i'm 'bout to foot fuck her"

and his whole story in court

[obimezu]

IN MY TOP... LIKE 10 QUOTES

"Silly bitch your weapons can not harm me,

dont u know who the fuck i am"

"im bout to fuck her in the ear, blow her brains out"

"o no she fucking with my helmet, i got this shit in forth grade"

"dont u see how tight my outfit is, i have to (scream), thats the only way i can breathe"

"imma hit you with your own pimp"

lls

[d3nworth1]

lol who write this shit

[Inutenma]

i am pretty sure it isn't written. it's improvised.

[B0SSaL1Nie]

"Musteed, I haven't seen that nigga since grade school, back when he had chest hair dandruff...

[dewon4]

my fav line is "did you kill her/.. "No But im about to kill the bitch fuck her in th ear yeah blow her brains out becuz im the goddamn juggernaut bitch hahaha from the first one

[Dukeofmen]

LOL.. i got the answer for you.. ima shave the asshairs off a siberian tiger jerk him off till he cums and make a hat for you.. i lold irl

[East0882]

My favorite was from j3 "Charles you told the police I shot the shit out of the british bulldog!'' Lol

[tobytobetobe]

his is so funny the best is shut the fuck up charles im the mother fucking juggernaut biyatch hahahah[a

[jordanblogue]

I agree with the top five but I would have put the Juggrassic Park first.

Personal favorite, J2 Juggment Day Part 1: Come on Charles, I'm here for the video of me fucking that penguin.

[Jagzeplin]

my favorites always the "The juggernaut just got off house arrest and I just fucked She-Hulk, fucked around and caught athelete's foot, but it's cool cause I fucked her in the ear and gave her a hearing aid ,cause I'm the juggernaut bitch!"

[shaun2fly]

he forgot the part in the first episode when he has the ketchup guy and the juggernaut says "ima kill him then ima rape him and then ima eat his suit" LOL

[ICPDOYOU]

"fuck em up nigga!" "what the hell is he doin?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!" "you cant harm me! are you a fuckin ass?!"

[huggiehuggie1]

I know right... this needs like 1000000 times more views THESE FUCKERS THAT MADE THESE VIDEOS NEED TO BE FAMOUS I SWARE!!! good video

[AmishRakeFight85]

Motha fucka ain't you seen any of my movies?! X-rated, the Juggernaught, "Jugg, you Can't Fit it in There," and my favorite, "Jugg, please get that Shit Out my Face!"

[DjSavageBeast]

What about when he was namin his movies?

[kiojin5]

The juggernaut just got off house arrest and I just fucked She-Hulk, fucked around and caught athelete's foot, but it's cool cause I fucked her in the ear and gave her a hearing aid ,cause I'm the juggernaut bitch!

[spyderhog73]

@kiojin5 In the real comics She hulk wants to get at Wolverine and he says I don't want the juggernauts left-overs

[hyugaara]

C'mon people. 1,000 more views!

[nickb1987]

i love this

[eddieemosoul89]

I'm a shave the asshairs of a siberian tiger then im a jerk him off til he cums to make you a hairpeace

[Mysterey101]

im the juggernaut bitch

[SLIQUE07]

I think #5 was the most random. lmao

"It's time for my regular fantasy of me, Whoopie Goldberg, Grizzley Adams on the camera. Doin' the ROTC Jackhammer." lmfao!

[DA8653]

#1 was the most random outrageous thing I've ever heard!

[Jinte]

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna shave the ass hairs of a Siberian Tiger, then Jack him off til' he cums and make you a toupee, how's that sound?

[Loader2K1]

"I'm the only man who was able to DDT the Pope, once witnessed Chewbacca playin' the bagpipes out his ass, also had the pleasure of circle-jerkin' Steven Seagal in the Rock 'N Roll Express while listenin' to "Simple Man" by Lynrd Skynrd..."

LMAO!!! I want Randy Hayes's autograph for that line alone, for he is the Juggernaut, bitch!

[Cidoflas]

Thats easily the funniest Juggernaut bitch moment, right next to "Im gonna fuck a car" and "thats the shark from deep blue sea, this is what you get for eating Samuel Jackson mothafucka".

[Loader2K1]

Agreed. I also love the comment about him being the only black man with a mullet in Arkansas in the early '90s despite voicing a white guy, LOL.

[futbolvida12]

"I'm the only man who was able to DDT the pope...." hahaha truly a wtf. Who would think of that

[TheChronicler]

honestly that is my life long goal, only because its not possible to see chewbacca playing bag pipes with his ass. it's not so much a goal as something that I will be looking out for. for instance if I ever walk into a public restroom, and the pope just happens to be in the same restroom, I would ddt the fuck out of him. then I would proclaim loudly and repeatedly that I am indeed the juggernaut bitch

[hyugaara]

Lmao. I've been looking for his ass too. I hear he's hiding in the Vatican.

[Phoenixsaga007]

@hyugaara well lets go to the vatican take out his people and make him face us in a triple threat match for his hat....i got a five star frog splash waiting him lol

[Redbob86]

"Oh shit, is that the shark from Deep Blue Sea? *PUNCH* That's for eating Samuel L. Jackson, you motherfucker!"

[didaroky]

where the hell did you here that line from?

[smoothkidd272k6]

the begining of j3

[admarshall617]

thats not J3 thats juggment day

[smoothkidd272k6]

oh ya.....my bad...it was in tha intro to J3 too...

[DZA9mm]

#2 is priceless

[escaladeext2005]

WTF?? that shit was funny azz hell

[PsyberKayos]

It kinda sounds like he says Tupac instead of Chewbacca..

[Marcell2aG]

I'll tell you what, I'll shave the ass hairs of a Siberian tiger, then I'll jerk em off til he cums and make you a hair piece.

[michaelthonger]

you can't limit the juggernauht bitch movies to just 5 random statements, the whole series is one giant wtf

[chrisbroussard12]

once witnessed chewbaca play the bagpipes out his ass lol

[JayRem3784]

All 5 of them are funny as hell

[RSmoke89]

I love #3

[sonicman21]

Number 5 was the WTF for me, and that is GOOD.

[datgoodygrl]

#5 was WTF...#1 too damn funny

[Nixel85]

I wanna remake MST3k with Randy Hayes. But it would probably get SOooo "out-there" with him.

[fozwart1]

3 and 4 is betr wtf then 1 and 2 even!

big ups to randy and xavier

[fozwart1]

i second randy hayes is a genius, and xavier too.

[Enj01]

There all from j2 :( wack

[hyugaara]

WACK??? YOU WACK. JK J2 is the best in my opinion.

[hyugaara]

PLUS, number 3 was from J3.

[generalnazor]

That guy said some messed up stuff!XD

[mott1982]

Randy Hayes is a comedy genius.

[hyugaara]

It's his voice.

[WerewulfByNight]

nah man...the siberian tiger part killed me.

[hyugaara]

That's why it number 1.

[KillerCam94]

Number 2 is my favorite...

"I just got off house-arrest and I just fucked She-Hulk, fucked around caught athlete's foot, but it's cool 'cause I fucked her in the ear, gave her hearing aids, because I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"

[destructodude]

"I just fucked She-Hulk, fucked around caught athlete's foot, but it's cool 'cause I fucked her in the ear, gave her hearing aids, because I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"

[TMPJR]

LMAO, Number 2 was my favorite.

Niiice

[hyugaara]

Also, my WMM wont accept Kill Vegas 1 or 2, but I can still watch them on media player.

[james1978digital]

Alright... it's all about comment no.3. If you are the only man to DDT the pope, you a bad man, the baddest in the world.

[hyugaara]

It kinda depends on which pope it was.