FOREFATHERS

[angelinajoanie]

this is hilarious.

[GiveCourage]

I'm related to two proclaimed witches during the Salem Witch trials...skeletons in the closet :D

[melora72]

@GiveCourage

We may be distant cousins. :)

I'm related to a woman hanged as a witch AND one of the accusers.

Also a horsethief and two different families on the Mayflower.

[embercap]

He.. *sigh* He ate people.

[angoraization]

like the donner party part. and the monkey grandpa!

[athena02x]

"He...he ate people."

[barrystevenorvin]

huge nostrils

[thegermanduck]

I love the fact that they used Danse Macabre as the music... cause it's about skeletons dancing... lol :)

[SheltonSEmmaS]

@thegermanduck That was my first thought as well :)

[ohmyhorror100]

EEEK....

[Charr3169]

hilarious!

[Mysterey101]

I was okay with it...

[rocksnsocks]

nostrils!

[MsTrycie]

Awesome lol. When you go diggin...

[Volvican]

Those are some of the biggest nostrils I've ever seen.

[johnald34]

i bet theres a Hippo somewhere in the Announcers Family Tree!

[BraydonSzafranski]

I like her. You know who I'm talking about.

[ConfuciousCarter]

That guys got some big ass nostrils

[GermanClub4Ever]

it's so true. i found out that on my mothers side, cousins married.

[someguitarphreak]

HORSE RAPIST!

[newplanets]

@someguitarphreak I thought she said horse thief and a rapist???

[someguitarphreak]

@newplanets she way she said it sounds like he steals and rapes horses.

but maybe that's just me.

[thecalmiceman]

@newplanets That is what she said, but the syntax "Horse thief and rapist" can be understood as "horse thief and horse rapist" before the shortcut.

Like if I said, "I am a poker player and dealer." Does that mean I both deal and play poker or that I play poker and deal something else?

[newplanets]

@thecalmiceman Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. ThanX! :)

[lopesmais]

Marrying second cousins is not that serious, as long as they don't keep marrying second cousins generation after generation, the only problem is the genetic impoverishment.

[Inuyashachick12]

Fuckin' Danse Macabre in the background. Nice.

[LadyGrey831]

Those are some huge nostrils he's got...

[FigureSpaceMango]

perez hilton's twin. lulz.

[thecrazychipmunkgirl]

lol its an actual website!

[lynchy8888]

you would use evolution from video copilot

[Bubblepoopda]

is this a real website?

[Kiloueka]

@Bubblepoopda google is your friend

[Annergize]

I wish this site was real

[VampirateYuki]

@Annergize well there is a website that this sketch was based off of, its called ancestry.com. It isn't free though.

[vickimist]

@VampirateYuki The basic membership is free, but you can only use info from already existing trees. You have to pay for government documents.

[juanmora19910209]

Is this for serious?

[BuenaventuraAvenue]

hilarious!

[NakedBabiesProd]

Great video!

[ContagiousRandomness]

Whats wrong with second cousins being together!? haha

[csm1025]

@ContagiousRandomness

They could have just moved to another state! You know the South....

[ContagiousRandomness]

@csm1025 Yeah ikr! i married my cousin when i was 12 in texas so y cant they date? hahahahaha jk :P

[BlateroStulidum]

I actually looked up the page...

[Ignoonoo4]

MORE IN THE SERIES PLEASE!!!!

[eatingfood1]

wonderful!

[amurderofcrowz]

lols he ate people

[Doily131]

HAHAHA I love how Danse Macabre is playing in the background.

Thumbs if you caught that and know what it is!

[Thespian827]

@Doily131

But only because I'm ridiculous. x)

[crash0612]

who is the girl who married her second cousin, I've seen her before! man in the box. she's awesome!

[buckeyegurl33]

4 people found out they were 2nd cousins

[643218]

omg fake site:'(:'(:'(

[chrisgx5]

whers sassy gay friend???????????????????

[flabslapper]

The funny thing is I would love to find out more about the skeletons in my family closet...I just don't want to pay money for it lol

[Psypr1s]

@flabslapper That's exactly my thoughts! I'm 1/4th German, so I'm kind of expecting to find a Nazi somewhere >.< But, my family really doesn't know much about our ancestors so I'm really curious! But I don't want to have to pay XD

[flabslapper]

@Psypr1s hey...I'm German too! Well I guess we can still dream that Hitler is some sort of relative of ours lol

[gabrielapetrie]

hilarious

[hellotheresirdude]

>this parody

>better than sassy gay friend?

>yes

[lodevijk]

HHAHA. "Turns out we're second cousins."

"...I was okay with that."

[flabslapper]

@lodevijk I'd be okay with if she was my second cousin lol

[RckLbstr]

@lodevijk Thanks for typing it out. I don't think we heard it in the video...

[Erilis666]

eeeeh... this is dumb.. not very funny. just too preposterous.

[Bubbles48094]

He ate people

[Bubbles48094]

That site does exsit btw

[MizuTakishima3]

This is hilarious XD I wanna go digging too!

[michaelmp5]

WE WANT SASSY GAY FRIEND!

[VenustasSomnium]

I'm descended from Scottish nobility...many of theme were executed for treason.

Made me so happy to learn that my ancestors were rebelzzzz ;)

[mikey22791]

that was awsome

[weirdferny]

Camille Saint Saens - Danse Macabre <3

[aziansn4k3]

Hey isn't that chick at 1:13 part of ManintheBox? What happened to that show :[? They just stopped making episodes.

[jerrylove4u]

lol funny stuff.

lmao at the comment under me! XD

[Piangi]

This is hilarious because I JUST finished helping my little sister with her family tree project. Talk about skeletons...

[domke803]

@AssRapingHorseCock that's mean.

[AssRapingHorseCock]

@domke803 It could be worse. I could have said he must be a black guy wearing a mask. OH SNAP

[HeatherLeighJERSEY]

lmfao this made me lol for realz..

[iwpoe]

"I was okay with it."

[BlackPearlGurl]

Danse Macabre. :)

[shazam15]

H-He ate people. * pained stare*

[TheBhallers]

lol

[whoo689]

Second cousins isn't so bad. Second cousins are fairly distant genetically aren't they?