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So. Chuck Norris isn't that great. I know eveyone's going to give me a thumbs down for that but seriously. Has anoyone ever seen European body builders. There are European body building women that could break Chuck Norris in half with no trouble. He's an overpraised wimpy Hollywood Star not a hero. Second of all he's even wimpyer to actually stand behind that idiot Huckabee. Huckabee sucks and is NOT going to win this election, why is he still trying. I say we let Hillary and Obama go at it.
In 1968, Chuck Norris won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships . He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.Chuck was also the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do.
"It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt." ~Abraham Lincoln
He still pales in comparison with those Norwegian women I was talking about. Please use your Lincoln quote for a real idiot not someone who innocently pointed out the obvious. In my opinion Chuck Norris is still not the epitomy of strength, stamina and tough guy machismo.
Be very suspicious of any politician who wears religion on his sleeve and attempts to shove it down everyone's throat. In the early 21st century religion is being exploited as a convenient shield for all types of moral turpitudes, including torture.
You must be joking? I love how Huckabee touts Chuck Norris' violent he'll-kick-your-ass reputation. I guess he finds it more powerful than the pacifist and liberal teachings of Jesus Christ.
That's what you get when you give bible-thumpers political power - sheer hypocrisy.
Norris is a freak.....when he stands behind huckabee he reminds me of martin sheen supporting kerry the last election. get back on your bow master there chucky...
Oh and fyi, gaining sponsorship from a celebrity and having a celebrity in your campaign commercial is about the best move you can make. Yeah, its comedial, its also serious. You fags out there need to learn that politics isnt all about bashing your opponents or being completely dull in your commercials. Welcome to 2008 nimrods.
all of you n00bs out there need to get bent and RECOGNIZE chuck norris. chuck norris kicks ass. and YOUR ass. obliviouspet, before you go to bed tonight, you better check you closet for chuck norris because he's gonna fuck you up! fuck all of you who hate on chuck norris.
Seriously..... what the fukk was that ?!?! And this guy is taking the presidential elections seriously?? I mean.... what the hell!!? That's CHUCK fking NORRIS!! The dumbest bum on the planet with the brainactivity of a toiletdoor!! This fool Huckabee needs to learn the difference between real life and hollywood. How low can a politician go?
LOL...This is the funniest spoof of a campaign ad I have ever seen!... What do you mean it was real??...WTF??? What is Huckabee smoking?! Oh well, it was still funny!
i agree about Huckabee being dangerous but Fred Thompson is an idiot he keeps coming last or near last place in almost everything lol at least Ron Paul is a top 5 Candidate and more of a Republican then anyone out there
we have 47 states to go with Debold voting machines which are a fraud and a scam by the New World Order with alot of unaccounted votes that where suspose to be for Ron Paul with it was all said and looked in too
principled? now i suspect chuck and huck are an item. huck has 14 ethics violation charges. #6 of 10 most corrupt politicians - Judicial Watch Review. there must be a streak of violence in his dna, his son hangs a dog, huck shoots pheasant and says 'they didn't vote for me so i shot them'. when they trot out the rich and famous for endorsement something's lacking.
SHAMEFUL!!! It is sickening when a candidate cant run on the issues... He has to resort to making a joke of immigration to try to relate to the younger voters... What an INSULT!!!
I disagree. if you watch the ad, and listen to chuck norris is saying, he actually does cover a few of Mike's policy points. and besides, if you're basing your vote entirely on television ads, you're not being a very educated voter. this is actually a creative way to get people to actually go and find out his opinions.
yeah, youre a fucking moron. Oh yeah, its such an insult when huckabee uses a celebrity to promote his plans on national issues that he DID talk about(if you knew how to listen), but its PERFECTLY fine to attack other opponents with biased or wrongful material to make one's worthless self look less shittier.
Glad you know how to give biased information and tell one sided stories, i mean bravo. And yeah, he raised his taxes in the state of arkansas. You know why? Because 500 million dollars in arkansas isnt SHIT to its entire population, considering the fact that a huge proportion of it was paid by walmart, and the executives that run walmart in northwest arkansas.
Oh, and northwest arkansas' economy is the best in the nation. And guess where that 500 million dollars went to? Helping the school systems, highways, and the environment all around. So quit bitching about using your money to help the country.
And just so you know, "younger viewers" are roughly 40-50% of the population. And in 15 years, the "younger viewers" will be deciding how to deal with you old people when we're running this damn country.
Exactly, that is why what Ron Paul is doing right now is so important, whether he is elected or not. Huckabee has next to no support from the next generation. The support he does have from the "younger viewers" will fade when they get educated and realize that Chuck Norris doesn't know anything about immigration or monetary policy or the economy.
I have first time youtube video for New Hampshire endorsement for Mike. Not showing in search yet but click on my user name should turn up. Feedback much appreciated!
Chuck Norris allows governer Mike Huckabee to run for president. So if Huckabee wins the the 2008 Primaries, Chuck Norris can be his running mate then elected dictator.
In September 2007, Paul was reported to have received more donations from actively serving armed service men and women than any other Republican Presidential candidate. Source? ABC News: abcnews(dot)go(dot)com(/)Politics(/)Story?id=3686073&page=2 (have to convert the (dot) to a dot, and remove the parentheses from the slash.
I'll trust the men and women serving in our armed forces over a Hollywood action hero anyday.
even though I'm for Ron Paul, I have to admit that that ad made me laugh. It's really funny! I love Chuck, and I hate the IRS. If Huckabee was as conservative as he says he is, he'd get my second place vote :D
i personally support Ron Paul, but i gotta rate huckabee for being able to bag Chuck Norris as an endoresment gimmick..lol
however, im not sure how chuck norris will be able to make the avaerage souped up chuck norris fan get out of bed and into the polling station for the primary nominations??
li'l Huck: "Aw Daddy, i done killt a dawg! But I asked white jeebus to forgive mah sins"
big Huck: "By the power investified in me by the East Little Rock Roadside Snake-Handling Baptivangical Church, University and Waffle House I pronounce you HEEEAALED! But not you dawggy. You gunna be mah dinner"
As governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee had a hand in TWICE as many pardons and commutations as his three predecessors combined.
Huckabee granted 1,033 pardons and commutations in his 10 1/2 years as governor of Arkansas. Bill Clinton, Frank White and Tucker granted 507 clemencies in the 17 1/2 years they served as governor.
During his years as governor, Huckabee granted clemency an average of about once every four days.
So what kind of values does Mike Huckabee teach his kids? His son was thrown out of Boy Scout camp in 1998 for catching a stray dog, hanging it, slitting it's throat and then throwing rocks at it. Real nice.
This commerical proves the Pavlovian theory. Simply put the commercial was one minute and it sent liberals into a complete tail spin with rabid frothing at the mouth......Love it.
LMAO... I am a conservative, and this commercial bothered me. It is an insult to the younger voters and a mockery of the election ad process. Huckabee is broke and will go away after FL...
McCain will fail to win the votes needed, and Huckabee will win not only the debates and nomination for the party, but also against Obama/Clinton for the Presidency.
Personally, I'll finally know who I'm voting for when Andy Dick or Pauly Shore make a commercial and tell me. Seriously, fuckin Chuck Norris?! Where the hell am I?
The day Chuck Norris "tells me how it's gonna be", Dubbya will finally admit he and Dickey have been butt-pluggin us royally for the last 7 years...
GOP Candidate's Record As Arkansas Governor Marred By Controversial Parole Of Wayne DuMond.
Huckabee orchestrated the release of convicted rapist Wayne Dumond. He usurped the authority of the Arkansas'' justice system to release this scumbag. Shortly after the release, Dumond sexually brutalized and murdered a woman in Missouri.
So did Mike Dukakis but, this didn't bother liberals. It only bothers them when there is a conservative running. As a liberal you have to keep in mind that your heart bleeds for the scumbag not the victim, so stay consistent please.
He released a rapist from jail who went on to rape and kill another woman. Your reply to that doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what a conservative is?
huckabee know he is soft on crime letting people that rape and murder women out of prison early and I know he loves to raise taxes but I still love his policy on undocument people and amnasty so he still has my vote Huckabee all the way
Would you vote for a jack-ss that believes that all illness comes from sin? Those ARE your hero Chuck's beliefs! Tell that to the sweet little 10-year old daughter of my co-worker who just passed from brain cancer. Hopefully Huckabee does not agree with such views but he probably does. Maybe some of you will wake up before we do elect people with such beliefs to national office.
As a girl who lived under Clinton and Huckabee while they were governors here in Arkansas...I can say Huckabee was the best governor..and our state ran so smoothly under him. I like Mike!! He's my man in '08!!
Huckbee for El Presidente, when he wins and gives AMNESTY to all of the undocumented Mexican people in America we will be a force this country has never seen. Ron Paul and Tom Tancredo will not be elected as dogcatcher and we will throw their racist ass out of OUR country that was stolid from the Mexican people
What? Huckabee is obviously a psycho.... he'd have Pat Morita rise from the dead and do a crane kick alongside him if it made him look awesome enough...
I'd bet my left nut that you're not actually "a mexian for mike"
I think you're a hack, and your stance here is lame spin.
Why can't you fools see that Huckabee is just another neo-fascist! For starters, He wants a nation wide smoking ban! Second Chuck didn't do his research on Huck before making this ad! Third his holier then thow attitude scares me! Ron Paul at least doesn't scare me like this mini hitler does!
That's one scary ad. Just another fine example the "Republican" mentality. Let' put them all on an island, arm each one of them with hand guns so they'll go the way of the dinosaur and our world will be a better place.
Huckabee is another tired, worn out Right wing evangelical. The same folks who brought us infamous budget deficits, two wars without end and a just say no birth control policy that has lead to an unprecedented rise in teen pregnancy, teen AIDS rate increasing and poor access to condoms, birth control and morning after pills. Then the bitch and moan about late term abortions, which we all deplore. Einstein said "the future of medicine is prevention".
Oh how quickly you forget. People like Huckabee warned people like you a long time ago to keep sex ed out of schools and to be stricter with Children. Instead it was Oh.. just let them be kids
The budget deficits were brought on by the democrats Carter and Clinton. They rode on the financial mastery of the conservatives until there was nothing left but Social security to spend.
... and a forty billion dollar surplus. Have you taken a look at our current national debt?
If you think abstinence education is doing anything good for our kids, you just aren't paying attention. Teaching kids about sex and disease prevention is a bad thing? Ugh...
You're supporting a candidate who is riding Chuck Norris' coattails! This is preposterous.
Mike Huckabee will win youtube debate just like he wins all the rest....pretty simple when you are that good on all the issues plus an honest, genuine man.
How fitting for the Huckster to call on C.N. to do these ads. Norris' show was SO polarized and simplistic as to make the use of color video useless. Black and White characters, black and white stories, and a B/W view of the world....
Not being a 'Master Entertainer' like Mr. Norris, I would at least consider hiring a script consultant. I have great respect for his Martial Arts accomplishments-the discipline alone is astonishing-I merely see him as one-dimensional as an actor.
"It was one of those things I just feel horrible about. You just ache all the way to the bone over what happened," the former Arkansas governor said in an interview with Susan Milligan of the Boston Globe. "But nobody could know that" Dumond would attack again. - Huckabee
"I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon; that they would try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile."
"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees. They did appreciate a serious storm but these levees got breached and as a result much of New Orleans is flooded" -Bush
"Tax Hike Mike" Huckabee is FAMOUS in Arkansas as a the biggest friend of illegals! He was the KEYNOTE speaker at the LULAC convention, which is the biggest pressure group for illegals. He's never had a real job. No military. Skyrocketed Arkansas taxes. Called a bill to deny benefits to illegals "unChristian and un American"! Personally funded the Mexican Consulate in Little Rock. What are the Huckabee "conservatives" smoking?
Mike is the underdog republican here is this was very creative and funny on his part. For all the Ron Paul fans out there, here is a news flash: "Ron Paul is a cranky, whinney man, unprofessional, unpresidential and is simply not electable." Sorry to burst your bubble but he has about as much chance as Ralph Nader.
Republicans, your choices are Rudy or Romney with McCain as your as your wild card. Pick One
I don't care how old or whinkled Ron is! It's his message that I like! What he reminds us of, is We the people really does have power! The RON PAUL REVOLUTION is more about us then it is about him! That's why he is so populor!
I can't believe that Chuck Norris would do suck a stubid ad! Oh, wait a minute, yes, I can! Lets get real here, does anyone take him at his word? Mike's only chance is to team up with Ron Paul! If he's lucky Mike might make VP. However the only man who can save us is RON!!!! Just face it people!
Yes! Let's end the IRS! I'm sure we can all trust large corporations not to exploit tax loop-holes and then set-up a post office box in the Cayman islands to avoid paying taxes...
Why do people keep saying that it is a joke. Jokes are supposed to be funny.
But I think that the Chuck as our border patrol is totally a great idea! Better yet, lets push for legislation to have an entire HOLLYWOOD BRIGADE of border patrol! I am like, totally voting for Harrison Ford, and Zorro- he is Mexican and probably understands immigration pretty well!
C'mon... even Mike himself admitted this probably wouldn't get him any votes. The pure aim of this ad would be to get people to pay attention to him, which it worked on me. After this ad, I saw more of his ideas, and while I don't agree with all of it, I can at least say it'd be good to have a president with a sense of humor.
(PS, not a huck fan in disguise... my prefs are 1Paul, 2Edwards, 3Obama, 4Clinton, 5Huckster)
To my fellow Brit... Please invest some time to at least check out Mike Huckabee before you comment. The goal of this ad was to gain increased name recognition especially to a younger audience. With almost a million views and huge plaudits from the media it has proved a resounding success!
A success!? Huh, as an American, me and my friends find it incredibly lame. We don't get the humor. Is it supposed to be funny? Yeah, people know about him now, I guess. And that he is a joke.
Ok... I'm British and must admit I'm a little confused. This is some kind of joke ad right? "My plan to secure the border? Two words: Chuck Norris"?? I mean seriously, wtf kind of political advert is that?? Only a nutter would vote for someone on the strength of that advert. Or is that the point of the advert, to get some loonies to vote Huckabee?
"Chuck doesn't have a chin behind that beard, just a fist" You'd be hard pressed to find comedy writers would could beat this nonsense!
well do you have a better plan to secure the border? i mean... a better plan than Chuck? i really doubt it... and... yes he does has a fist under his beard =0
Well said! I know, it is totally embarrasing for us Americans, totally a joke. If it were comedy, it wouldn't even be funny. Unfortunately, it not comedy, it is A NATIONAL PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN!
You leae some pretty wacked statements which means you probebly want Ron Paul to win. This was a joke, it IS funny and is intelligently made. It was designed to get him attention or notice and it worked (I believe he got a million $ in one day as well). It gets people to look at his views and his views make sense, are balanced, and come from a level head unlike Pauls. Paul has the worst ads Ive ever seen, I honestly think hed have a heart attack if he smiled.
Mike Huckabee supportd giving drivers license for illegal aliens when he was the govenor of Arkansas. I guess the press don't care to report this. They are too busy kissing his butt.
That will change my vote. Goldwater is the father of the true conservative movement. But what is more impressive is that he died in 1998, so he came back from the dead to endorse Paul,, wow....
Dont put words in a dead mans mouth, you don't know what Goldwater would have thought about Ron Paul's run in this election.
I just think it's sad that Huckabee feels the need to hide behind Norris to look tough, and that Norris feels the need to do this bullshit to help his career. Why don't they just call this "Lame and Lamer"?
Huckster, you claimed allowing this invasion is our way of making up to God for the sins of slavery. SO the Black MAn gets screwed again. Thanks Mike, you arrogant idiotic jerk!
Uh, howed you figure that? How are all blacks getting messed up by the war? I got friends over their, and they want to go back and help those people. Also, who sounds arrogant, the guy in the video, or your comment. Watch what you say, and people will trust you.
By invasion I was referring to my previous comment on illegal immigration. Huck doesn't even mention the war in that ad. Illegal aliens are displacing blacks more than whites in the workforce. Mexicans are running blacks from their neighborhoods.
true this is happening but where are the black leaders and the black population to stand up against this invasion? I been a member of the minutemen and there are precious few blacks that join just want to know where the support is...
I think *insertnumberhere* people died instantly after giving this video a dislike. I mean you can't dislike a chuck norris approved video and live!
Searchforalaugh 3 months ago
Is this a joke?
gypsygrl1 1 year ago
Huckabee being a ass.
xxCLOUDNGUYENxx 2 years ago
wow you huckabee haters are so fucking dumb, i hope chuck norris kicks you asses
AllenFTW 2 years ago
oh my god, this is really funny!
neoldd1 3 years ago 2
wow, how much googling did it take to find THOSE chuck norris jokes?
Scrizzard 3 years ago 2
Mike Huckabee is a douche bag
CaIib0y707 3 years ago
and how is he dumb asshole?
AllenFTW 2 years ago
Fairtax is bogus. It would be the worlds HIGHEST sales tax -- and it would be on things NO one else even taxes you on.
You would have the worlds HIGHTEST sales tax on the following things
Your rent payment.
You utility bills.
Your car insurance -- all insurance.
Your medical bills.
Anything you buy.
If you bought a new house, then got cancer for example, you could EASILY owe 140,000 in sales -- EVEn if you only made 30K, or less.
MarkDouglasC 3 years ago
Fuck Huckabee.
Fuck Norris.
Camelsrule 3 years ago
no fuck huckabee
love chuck
socloseno 3 years ago
enjoy my huckabee video! Itll be interesting to see how fast America gets better once Huckabee is elected!
iamthebs 4 years ago 2
chuck norris won a game of connect 4 in THREE moves
evo4lif3 4 years ago
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So. Chuck Norris isn't that great. I know eveyone's going to give me a thumbs down for that but seriously. Has anoyone ever seen European body builders. There are European body building women that could break Chuck Norris in half with no trouble. He's an overpraised wimpy Hollywood Star not a hero. Second of all he's even wimpyer to actually stand behind that idiot Huckabee. Huckabee sucks and is NOT going to win this election, why is he still trying. I say we let Hillary and Obama go at it.
jesusandknitting 4 years ago
booooooooooo
go chuck norris and go goflowul:chuck norris witneeses
achcuk norris to all]
and this person is never gunna go to chucktopia
there gonna rot in hell
nickh8sbellends 4 years ago
Chuck Norris is no Hollywood wimp.Get the facts.
In 1968, Chuck Norris won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships . He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.Chuck was also the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do.
"It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt." ~Abraham Lincoln
cyjack1 3 years ago 3
He still pales in comparison with those Norwegian women I was talking about. Please use your Lincoln quote for a real idiot not someone who innocently pointed out the obvious. In my opinion Chuck Norris is still not the epitomy of strength, stamina and tough guy machismo.
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Be very suspicious of any politician who wears religion on his sleeve and attempts to shove it down everyone's throat. In the early 21st century religion is being exploited as a convenient shield for all types of moral turpitudes, including torture.
apparition2 4 years ago 3
only in america
robin436 4 years ago
You must be joking? I love how Huckabee touts Chuck Norris' violent he'll-kick-your-ass reputation. I guess he finds it more powerful than the pacifist and liberal teachings of Jesus Christ.
That's what you get when you give bible-thumpers political power - sheer hypocrisy.
fab757 4 years ago
Please explain "liberal" teachings. They were all but liberal. Christ's teachings stuck to the ten commandments, how is this liberal?
jvfran2 3 years ago
I'll go vote for Chuck Norris right away!
Rattnuff 4 years ago
yea me too!!!! lol :)
michelleeads66 4 years ago
Norris is a freak.....when he stands behind huckabee he reminds me of martin sheen supporting kerry the last election. get back on your bow master there chucky...
primmer3 4 years ago
what.....the.....fuck????
Xiong921 4 years ago
Oh and fyi, gaining sponsorship from a celebrity and having a celebrity in your campaign commercial is about the best move you can make. Yeah, its comedial, its also serious. You fags out there need to learn that politics isnt all about bashing your opponents or being completely dull in your commercials. Welcome to 2008 nimrods.
xxaimpiratexx 4 years ago
all of you n00bs out there need to get bent and RECOGNIZE chuck norris. chuck norris kicks ass. and YOUR ass. obliviouspet, before you go to bed tonight, you better check you closet for chuck norris because he's gonna fuck you up! fuck all of you who hate on chuck norris.
xxaimpiratexx 4 years ago 2
Seriously..... what the fukk was that ?!?! And this guy is taking the presidential elections seriously?? I mean.... what the hell!!? That's CHUCK fking NORRIS!! The dumbest bum on the planet with the brainactivity of a toiletdoor!! This fool Huckabee needs to learn the difference between real life and hollywood. How low can a politician go?
obliviouspet 4 years ago
LOL...This is the funniest spoof of a campaign ad I have ever seen!... What do you mean it was real??...WTF??? What is Huckabee smoking?! Oh well, it was still funny!
talesb 4 years ago
well thats that, Huckabee won no challenge
zxxinyoface 4 years ago 2
Chuck Norris can kick a fart back into an ass.
museq 4 years ago
Depois o Chuck Norris processa o autor do livro sobre os fatos engraçados da internet... Bah.
And Mr. Norris prosecutes the writer of the book with the funny "facts" about him. Shame on you, Chuck!
grandeirmao 4 years ago
after watching this anyone who votes for huckabee needs a brain transplant...the guy makes bush look like a rocket scientist
harrytuttle100 4 years ago
maybe, but its still an awesome video!
FatMonkeyJuice 4 years ago
is this for real or a comedy sketch..???...please please please tell me this is a comedy sketch.
harrytuttle100 4 years ago
You can't possibly give this a 1 because its Chuck Norris approved!
oreo778 4 years ago 4
If i could vote i wouldnt vote for hukabee id vote for chuck norris
sleepinginsomniakk 4 years ago 2
it's a shame they wont let you vote in the lunatic asylum.
harrytuttle100 4 years ago
Thompson is raking in donations. Please add YOURS to it, today! FRED08(dot)com
Huckabee is dangerous and would destroy the Republican party as we've known it to be....he's been weighed, tested and found wanting!
egginanest 4 years ago
i agree about Huckabee being dangerous but Fred Thompson is an idiot he keeps coming last or near last place in almost everything lol at least Ron Paul is a top 5 Candidate and more of a Republican then anyone out there
clays121 4 years ago
my child.....we have 47 States to go. Take an American Government class.
egginanest 4 years ago
we have 47 states to go with Debold voting machines which are a fraud and a scam by the New World Order with alot of unaccounted votes that where suspose to be for Ron Paul with it was all said and looked in too
clays121 4 years ago
Miky can't even talk for himself. He needs his bodyguard Chucky.
And Chucky talks best with his fists.
With a M-60 as backup. :D
That is my conclusion about this vid.
Makes you wonder what kind of president mr Huckabee is going to be.
john1230 4 years ago
se lo dice chuck norris è legge!!!!
corazzato89 4 years ago
Im from the UK and i thought our elections got weird but you yanks have taken it to another level of stupidity...you know...LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!
fuckemlad 4 years ago
lol too true. haha i laughed so hard when i heard chuck norris was dloing this
CAmAd727 4 years ago
I like chuck but this is totaly not cool i would have thought of Chuck supporting someone like RON PAUL not that weirdo neocon mike
clays121 4 years ago
Chuck is a anvangelical Christian, he supports anvangelical christians. No surprize there.
Darsises 4 years ago 2
principled? now i suspect chuck and huck are an item. huck has 14 ethics violation charges. #6 of 10 most corrupt politicians - Judicial Watch Review. there must be a streak of violence in his dna, his son hangs a dog, huck shoots pheasant and says 'they didn't vote for me so i shot them'. when they trot out the rich and famous for endorsement something's lacking.
joyoust 4 years ago 2
I'm anyusmoon1 and I approve this message lol thanks for the scoop joyoust.
anyusmoon1 4 years ago
I'm voting for Chuck Norris! And I'm only 13.
jerryweb654321 4 years ago
SHAMEFUL!!! It is sickening when a candidate cant run on the issues... He has to resort to making a joke of immigration to try to relate to the younger voters... What an INSULT!!!
seanone23 4 years ago
I disagree. if you watch the ad, and listen to chuck norris is saying, he actually does cover a few of Mike's policy points. and besides, if you're basing your vote entirely on television ads, you're not being a very educated voter. this is actually a creative way to get people to actually go and find out his opinions.
preschooleratheart07 4 years ago 2
i agree with your statment. before voting go and research all options.
xain1967 4 years ago
yeah, youre a fucking moron. Oh yeah, its such an insult when huckabee uses a celebrity to promote his plans on national issues that he DID talk about(if you knew how to listen), but its PERFECTLY fine to attack other opponents with biased or wrongful material to make one's worthless self look less shittier.
xxaimpiratexx 4 years ago
A moron, huh? You are the one supporting a man pardoned a convicted rapist. A rapist, who BTW, went on to rape and kill another woman.
He also raised taxes $500 million dollars in his 12 years in office.
And his "flat tax" would destroy the poor people in this country...
Vote for Freedom, Vote for Ron Paul!
seanone23 4 years ago
Glad you know how to give biased information and tell one sided stories, i mean bravo. And yeah, he raised his taxes in the state of arkansas. You know why? Because 500 million dollars in arkansas isnt SHIT to its entire population, considering the fact that a huge proportion of it was paid by walmart, and the executives that run walmart in northwest arkansas.
xxaimpiratexx 4 years ago
Oh, and northwest arkansas' economy is the best in the nation. And guess where that 500 million dollars went to? Helping the school systems, highways, and the environment all around. So quit bitching about using your money to help the country.
xxaimpiratexx 4 years ago
And just so you know, "younger viewers" are roughly 40-50% of the population. And in 15 years, the "younger viewers" will be deciding how to deal with you old people when we're running this damn country.
xxaimpiratexx 4 years ago
Exactly, that is why what Ron Paul is doing right now is so important, whether he is elected or not. Huckabee has next to no support from the next generation. The support he does have from the "younger viewers" will fade when they get educated and realize that Chuck Norris doesn't know anything about immigration or monetary policy or the economy.
seanone23 4 years ago
blah blah blah. i can tell chuck norris knows alot more than you do.
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HUCKABEE = FUCKABEE!!!!!
reden0024 4 years ago
I have first time youtube video for New Hampshire endorsement for Mike. Not showing in search yet but click on my user name should turn up. Feedback much appreciated!
BeaReady 4 years ago
Chuck Norris allows governer Mike Huckabee to run for president. So if Huckabee wins the the 2008 Primaries, Chuck Norris can be his running mate then elected dictator.
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"Ron Paul does not deliver babies... he reads out the constitution, and the babies crawl out in anticipation of freedom." - Molari
Arlo003 4 years ago
Let "tax-hike" Huck dig his own grave with all of this stupid Chuck Norris idiocy. Noone wants a bible-thumping televangelist idiot as president.
gstorms85 4 years ago 3
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In September 2007, Paul was reported to have received more donations from actively serving armed service men and women than any other Republican Presidential candidate. Source? ABC News: abcnews(dot)go(dot)com(/)Politics(/)Story?id=3686073&page=2 (have to convert the (dot) to a dot, and remove the parentheses from the slash.
I'll trust the men and women serving in our armed forces over a Hollywood action hero anyday.
christianscientist66 4 years ago
even though I'm for Ron Paul, I have to admit that that ad made me laugh. It's really funny! I love Chuck, and I hate the IRS. If Huckabee was as conservative as he says he is, he'd get my second place vote :D
UziSprayTF 4 years ago
Steven Segal endorses Mitt Romney! OMFG!
peltecs 4 years ago
i personally support Ron Paul, but i gotta rate huckabee for being able to bag Chuck Norris as an endoresment gimmick..lol
however, im not sure how chuck norris will be able to make the avaerage souped up chuck norris fan get out of bed and into the polling station for the primary nominations??
haroon420 4 years ago
li'l Huck: "Aw Daddy, i done killt a dawg! But I asked white jeebus to forgive mah sins"
big Huck: "By the power investified in me by the East Little Rock Roadside Snake-Handling Baptivangical Church, University and Waffle House I pronounce you HEEEAALED! But not you dawggy. You gunna be mah dinner"
huckabee4prez 4 years ago
it dosent matter to dumbass republicans, they will vote you in even if your a convicted rapist as long as you keep god in amurica
zlatanstanic 4 years ago
I hate Chuck Norris jokes with a passion. All they are are little tidbits of sucking up to him so he can supposedly rub off his Chuck-ness.
Oh, by the way, Evolution FTW.
scratch799 4 years ago
Ron Paul ftw
wuzupbling22 4 years ago
check this out:
newsweek(DOT)com/id/78241
dcrozberry 4 years ago
huckabee:
Worst GOP candidate on Immigration
Worst GOP candidate on taxes
Worst GOP candidate on pardoning criminals
Best impersonation of Jimmy Carter
thinkpolicy 4 years ago
Best impersonation of Jimmy Carter
more like Gomer Pyle in a robe
dcrozberry 4 years ago
huck " aye up me duck "
chuck " listen schmuck ya ruck ( sack) suck"
huck " my ruck sack suck???? "
chuck " heard bout ya luck cost ya 200 buck " roundhouses a mexican stander by " sorry thought ye was eerrranian "
mississippidel 4 years ago 2
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As governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee had a hand in TWICE as many pardons and commutations as his three predecessors combined.
Huckabee granted 1,033 pardons and commutations in his 10 1/2 years as governor of Arkansas. Bill Clinton, Frank White and Tucker granted 507 clemencies in the 17 1/2 years they served as governor.
During his years as governor, Huckabee granted clemency an average of about once every four days.
TinaBopperM 4 years ago
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the latest news on the good preacher:
So what kind of values does Mike Huckabee teach his kids? His son was thrown out of Boy Scout camp in 1998 for catching a stray dog, hanging it, slitting it's throat and then throwing rocks at it. Real nice.
TinaBopperM 4 years ago
bruce lee could take chuck any day but chuck still owns
NotLukeFerritto 4 years ago
Chuck Norris isn't Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is JEEEESUS!!!
spankinrufus 4 years ago
Chuck Norris can rip a lions eye out with two fingers
welietoyour2faces 4 years ago
Let's see, banjo playing, Chuck Norris, WWF wrestlers, doesn't believe in evolution, AHA, he's trying to corner the redneck vote!
maofas 4 years ago 2
This commerical proves the Pavlovian theory. Simply put the commercial was one minute and it sent liberals into a complete tail spin with rabid frothing at the mouth......Love it.
doggysector 4 years ago
LMAO... I am a conservative, and this commercial bothered me. It is an insult to the younger voters and a mockery of the election ad process. Huckabee is broke and will go away after FL...
seanone23 4 years ago
Is it after Florida yet? Indeed it is.
McCain will fail to win the votes needed, and Huckabee will win not only the debates and nomination for the party, but also against Obama/Clinton for the Presidency.
rhadiem 4 years ago
He is a joke and has no mathematical chance of gaining the nomination. He is staying in to try to get a VP slot.
Ron Paul is staying in because he has a message to spread. Something Huckabee lacks.
seanone23 4 years ago
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Personally, I'll finally know who I'm voting for when Andy Dick or Pauly Shore make a commercial and tell me. Seriously, fuckin Chuck Norris?! Where the hell am I?
The day Chuck Norris "tells me how it's gonna be", Dubbya will finally admit he and Dickey have been butt-pluggin us royally for the last 7 years...
Cattfish1 4 years ago
Search CBS news dated 12/4/07:
Paroled Rapist Could Haunt Huckabee
GOP Candidate's Record As Arkansas Governor Marred By Controversial Parole Of Wayne DuMond.
Huckabee orchestrated the release of convicted rapist Wayne Dumond. He usurped the authority of the Arkansas'' justice system to release this scumbag. Shortly after the release, Dumond sexually brutalized and murdered a woman in Missouri.
TinaBopperM 4 years ago 2
So did Mike Dukakis but, this didn't bother liberals. It only bothers them when there is a conservative running. As a liberal you have to keep in mind that your heart bleeds for the scumbag not the victim, so stay consistent please.
doggysector 4 years ago
He released a rapist from jail who went on to rape and kill another woman. Your reply to that doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what a conservative is?
seanone23 4 years ago
taxhikemike . org Check it out. You might be surprised.
carcabe 4 years ago
huckabee know he is soft on crime letting people that rape and murder women out of prison early and I know he loves to raise taxes but I still love his policy on undocument people and amnasty so he still has my vote Huckabee all the way
MexicansforMike 4 years ago
Would you vote for a jack-ss that believes that all illness comes from sin? Those ARE your hero Chuck's beliefs! Tell that to the sweet little 10-year old daughter of my co-worker who just passed from brain cancer. Hopefully Huckabee does not agree with such views but he probably does. Maybe some of you will wake up before we do elect people with such beliefs to national office.
bent139 4 years ago 2
i think chuck norris should run for president...id totally vote for him
ObiWan2244 4 years ago
lol ok well then ur dumb... but then again, so would I!!!
greyguard882 4 years ago
As a girl who lived under Clinton and Huckabee while they were governors here in Arkansas...I can say Huckabee was the best governor..and our state ran so smoothly under him. I like Mike!! He's my man in '08!!
daisyface81 4 years ago
Huckbee for El Presidente, when he wins and gives AMNESTY to all of the undocumented Mexican people in America we will be a force this country has never seen. Ron Paul and Tom Tancredo will not be elected as dogcatcher and we will throw their racist ass out of OUR country that was stolid from the Mexican people
MexicansforMike 4 years ago
What? Huckabee is obviously a psycho.... he'd have Pat Morita rise from the dead and do a crane kick alongside him if it made him look awesome enough...
I'd bet my left nut that you're not actually "a mexian for mike"
I think you're a hack, and your stance here is lame spin.
Jinsai 4 years ago
LOL, what a troll!
pleaselistenclosely 4 years ago
Hopefully Americans will take Huckabee as seriously as they take Chuck.
chapaev36 4 years ago
Intelligent comment.
KoganSvetlanov 4 years ago
I'm voting for that guy.
Spartan769 4 years ago
everything should be chuck norris approved.
And this guy has my vote. What if chuck norris decided to run for president?
micflo 4 years ago
Why can't you fools see that Huckabee is just another neo-fascist! For starters, He wants a nation wide smoking ban! Second Chuck didn't do his research on Huck before making this ad! Third his holier then thow attitude scares me! Ron Paul at least doesn't scare me like this mini hitler does!
trustisintheseer 4 years ago
Excellent! The Reductio ad Hitlerum argument! Good one.
Link7882 4 years ago
Wow, you're reall an idiot.
doggysector 4 years ago
Wow, you're really an idiot.
doggysector 4 years ago
That's one scary ad. Just another fine example the "Republican" mentality. Let' put them all on an island, arm each one of them with hand guns so they'll go the way of the dinosaur and our world will be a better place.
worldnation 4 years ago
wow people we dont care what u think about him stop saying bad shit about him gtfo youtube if ur going to spread ur political views everywhere
westonzo 4 years ago
i've heard some naughty things about C.N. but i will not say them here on youtube. young eyes are reading.
google it
numnums21 4 years ago
Money doesn't grow on trees...unless Chuck Norris lets it
jusmart 4 years ago 3
i dont care who you are, huckabee's the man!
nbass7928 4 years ago
He's Rooty's buttslide. They plan for the Hucklemonkey to be Rooty's roommate in the White House. The Huckle will make a good VP for Rooty.
Hucklemonkey for VP 2008
80luapnorog 4 years ago
Huckabee is another tired, worn out Right wing evangelical. The same folks who brought us infamous budget deficits, two wars without end and a just say no birth control policy that has lead to an unprecedented rise in teen pregnancy, teen AIDS rate increasing and poor access to condoms, birth control and morning after pills. Then the bitch and moan about late term abortions, which we all deplore. Einstein said "the future of medicine is prevention".
willberb 4 years ago
Oh how quickly you forget. People like Huckabee warned people like you a long time ago to keep sex ed out of schools and to be stricter with Children. Instead it was Oh.. just let them be kids
The budget deficits were brought on by the democrats Carter and Clinton. They rode on the financial mastery of the conservatives until there was nothing left but Social security to spend.
Greenmarine6 4 years ago
... and a forty billion dollar surplus. Have you taken a look at our current national debt?
If you think abstinence education is doing anything good for our kids, you just aren't paying attention. Teaching kids about sex and disease prevention is a bad thing? Ugh...
You're supporting a candidate who is riding Chuck Norris' coattails! This is preposterous.
Jinsai 4 years ago
Chuck norris is not going to tell me how it's going to be... I like democracy, not tyrrany from someone who "pushes the world down!"
pbcinla 4 years ago
Hey that has a nice ring to it.
Huckabee/Norris in 08 and 2012..LOL
Greenmarine6 4 years ago
I am a McCain man, but I'll admit that this may very well be the most brilliant political ad...ever.
karlsbbqstand 4 years ago
I just don't trust McCain.
I like his values, it's something about him I don't trust. Same thing with Mitt and Giuliani
Greenmarine6 4 years ago
Mike Huckabee will win youtube debate just like he wins all the rest....pretty simple when you are that good on all the issues plus an honest, genuine man.
Huckabee in 08!
jakelassiter 4 years ago 5
How fitting for the Huckster to call on C.N. to do these ads. Norris' show was SO polarized and simplistic as to make the use of color video useless. Black and White characters, black and white stories, and a B/W view of the world....
scooticus 4 years ago
amen
numnums21 4 years ago
wow you make it sound like your brillant scooticus. Let us all know how it should of been done then....Please fill us all in on your mastery...LMAO
Greenmarine6 4 years ago
Not being a 'Master Entertainer' like Mr. Norris, I would at least consider hiring a script consultant. I have great respect for his Martial Arts accomplishments-the discipline alone is astonishing-I merely see him as one-dimensional as an actor.
scooticus 4 years ago
"It was one of those things I just feel horrible about. You just ache all the way to the bone over what happened," the former Arkansas governor said in an interview with Susan Milligan of the Boston Globe. "But nobody could know that" Dumond would attack again. - Huckabee
jjoplin69 4 years ago
"I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon; that they would try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile."
-Rice
jjoplin69 4 years ago
"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees. They did appreciate a serious storm but these levees got breached and as a result much of New Orleans is flooded" -Bush
jjoplin69 4 years ago
Republican = Braindead
jjoplin69 4 years ago
What a lame, blatent celebrity sponsorship. Ignorant fucks like this guy will end up keeping us in Iraq indeffinitly.
jjjjjole 4 years ago
Huckabee tops Clinton in general election poll by 4.6%, the greatest amount of any repbulican candidate!!!!!!
brianpatrick1975 4 years ago
Two people I love: Chuck Norris and Mike Huckabee! Rock on, boys!
hoggdawn 4 years ago
"Tax Hike Mike" Huckabee is FAMOUS in Arkansas as a the biggest friend of illegals! He was the KEYNOTE speaker at the LULAC convention, which is the biggest pressure group for illegals. He's never had a real job. No military. Skyrocketed Arkansas taxes. Called a bill to deny benefits to illegals "unChristian and un American"! Personally funded the Mexican Consulate in Little Rock. What are the Huckabee "conservatives" smoking?
CharlesALindbergh 4 years ago
"Called a bill to deny benefits to illegals 'unChristian and un American'!"
Huckabee sounds like a great guy to me.
toughguy122345 4 years ago 2
Mike is the underdog republican here is this was very creative and funny on his part. For all the Ron Paul fans out there, here is a news flash: "Ron Paul is a cranky, whinney man, unprofessional, unpresidential and is simply not electable." Sorry to burst your bubble but he has about as much chance as Ralph Nader.
Republicans, your choices are Rudy or Romney with McCain as your as your wild card. Pick One
bcmorrison3 4 years ago
I don't care how old or whinkled Ron is! It's his message that I like! What he reminds us of, is We the people really does have power! The RON PAUL REVOLUTION is more about us then it is about him! That's why he is so populor!
trustisintheseer 4 years ago
American politicians have lost their sense of humor and so we get all the hate. Lighten up everyone. Good for you Huckabee!
mountainwarrior 4 years ago
These jokes are so old... and so is the Huckster's con game. Arkansas knows better, he couldn't get elected again there for dog catcher.
blogwolf 4 years ago
Oh for the love of God.
Applemask 4 years ago
phenomenal. i don't believe the stupidity of these fellas
rrippp 4 years ago
Ron Paul served in the Air Force as a flight surgeon, Duncan Hunter was an Army Ranger, John McCain a POW in Vietnam.
Rudy and Giuliani dodged the draft.
Huckabee and Fred Thompson did not serve.
rpforliberty2008 4 years ago
Rudy and Giuliani is the same person.
AMVVir 4 years ago
I can't believe that Chuck Norris would do suck a stubid ad! Oh, wait a minute, yes, I can! Lets get real here, does anyone take him at his word? Mike's only chance is to team up with Ron Paul! If he's lucky Mike might make VP. However the only man who can save us is RON!!!! Just face it people!
trustisintheseer 4 years ago
Yes! Let's end the IRS! I'm sure we can all trust large corporations not to exploit tax loop-holes and then set-up a post office box in the Cayman islands to avoid paying taxes...
netpot8o 4 years ago
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sharedvoice 4 years ago
Why do people keep saying that it is a joke. Jokes are supposed to be funny.
But I think that the Chuck as our border patrol is totally a great idea! Better yet, lets push for legislation to have an entire HOLLYWOOD BRIGADE of border patrol! I am like, totally voting for Harrison Ford, and Zorro- he is Mexican and probably understands immigration pretty well!
nancydrewinabenz 4 years ago
C'mon... even Mike himself admitted this probably wouldn't get him any votes. The pure aim of this ad would be to get people to pay attention to him, which it worked on me. After this ad, I saw more of his ideas, and while I don't agree with all of it, I can at least say it'd be good to have a president with a sense of humor.
(PS, not a huck fan in disguise... my prefs are 1Paul, 2Edwards, 3Obama, 4Clinton, 5Huckster)
DeathPendant 4 years ago
To my fellow Brit... Please invest some time to at least check out Mike Huckabee before you comment. The goal of this ad was to gain increased name recognition especially to a younger audience. With almost a million views and huge plaudits from the media it has proved a resounding success!
cpashley 4 years ago
A success!? Huh, as an American, me and my friends find it incredibly lame. We don't get the humor. Is it supposed to be funny? Yeah, people know about him now, I guess. And that he is a joke.
nancydrewinabenz 4 years ago
Yes, do check out ol' taxhikemike(dot)com.
He is another neocon.
What cruddy choices we have these days: socialism vs fascism. We're sunk.
indyattic 4 years ago
Do your homework.
Andyroo2319 4 years ago
Amen to that.
Dominick7 4 years ago
Ok... I'm British and must admit I'm a little confused. This is some kind of joke ad right? "My plan to secure the border? Two words: Chuck Norris"?? I mean seriously, wtf kind of political advert is that?? Only a nutter would vote for someone on the strength of that advert. Or is that the point of the advert, to get some loonies to vote Huckabee?
"Chuck doesn't have a chin behind that beard, just a fist" You'd be hard pressed to find comedy writers would could beat this nonsense!
DomUK05 4 years ago 2
well do you have a better plan to secure the border? i mean... a better plan than Chuck? i really doubt it... and... yes he does has a fist under his beard =0
xTurelx 4 years ago
yes its called he live on a giant island surrounded by water. maybe thats how they secure their border.
travisridinger 4 years ago
Well said! I know, it is totally embarrasing for us Americans, totally a joke. If it were comedy, it wouldn't even be funny. Unfortunately, it not comedy, it is A NATIONAL PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN!
nancydrewinabenz 4 years ago
Nancydrew - if you think this ad is embarrassing, think of how embarrassing the border situation is!
That said, I think Chuck should have endorsed Ron Paul.
utube9000 4 years ago
You leae some pretty wacked statements which means you probebly want Ron Paul to win. This was a joke, it IS funny and is intelligently made. It was designed to get him attention or notice and it worked (I believe he got a million $ in one day as well). It gets people to look at his views and his views make sense, are balanced, and come from a level head unlike Pauls. Paul has the worst ads Ive ever seen, I honestly think hed have a heart attack if he smiled.
Dominick7 4 years ago
Mike Huckabee supportd giving drivers license for illegal aliens when he was the govenor of Arkansas. I guess the press don't care to report this. They are too busy kissing his butt.
arktexok 4 years ago
Well Ron Paul is Goldwater approved. Which one do you need?
zappatx 4 years ago
What, Paul is Goldwater approved???
That will change my vote. Goldwater is the father of the true conservative movement. But what is more impressive is that he died in 1998, so he came back from the dead to endorse Paul,, wow....
Dont put words in a dead mans mouth, you don't know what Goldwater would have thought about Ron Paul's run in this election.
brianpatrick1975 4 years ago
Ah... His son's name is Goldwater too playboy.
zappatx 4 years ago
I just think it's sad that Huckabee feels the need to hide behind Norris to look tough, and that Norris feels the need to do this bullshit to help his career. Why don't they just call this "Lame and Lamer"?
MissNinjaUSA 4 years ago
Huckster, you claimed allowing this invasion is our way of making up to God for the sins of slavery. SO the Black MAn gets screwed again. Thanks Mike, you arrogant idiotic jerk!
hooligan2005 4 years ago
Uh, howed you figure that? How are all blacks getting messed up by the war? I got friends over their, and they want to go back and help those people. Also, who sounds arrogant, the guy in the video, or your comment. Watch what you say, and people will trust you.
plainwhiterapper13 4 years ago
By invasion I was referring to my previous comment on illegal immigration. Huck doesn't even mention the war in that ad. Illegal aliens are displacing blacks more than whites in the workforce. Mexicans are running blacks from their neighborhoods.
hooligan2005 4 years ago
true this is happening but where are the black leaders and the black population to stand up against this invasion? I been a member of the minutemen and there are precious few blacks that join just want to know where the support is...
rockylbrown 4 years ago
They are still in the "hate whitey and I'll get paid" mentality. Meanwhile the illegals are running roughshod over them.
hooligan2005 4 years ago