just finish watching this movie in chinese, so damn good movie, in one chinese movie software, the movie has the highest mark i have ever seen, like it indeed!
respected minister, u gave this institute that thing which was required by us the most..."stan"(i think i.e chest)(he means money).everyone have "stan" everyone hide it, nobody gives it. you gave ur "stan" n the hands of this "rapist". now see how he uses it. i memorize a sanskrit shloak during this occation...The primary fart is like..the sound of motor vehicle...
The secondary fart stutters like..sound of the train...But, the quarternary one is a silent killer...
he has, with true meditation made himself capable to do this. Ppl should learn How to utilize time properly from him..Today we all students are here, tomorrow we will be in different countries, we promise wherever we are we will do "balatkars". we will glorify the name of this institute.we will show everyone, the capacity to do "balatkars" by us, is with no one else. ( THERE IS NO MORE SPACE LEFT, AM WRITING ON MY NEXT POST)
respected principle, minister, teachers n my lovely friends. today this institute is reaching such sky touch heights the credit goes to verusahastra budhi(virus). from last 32 years he has done "balatkar"(rapes)( he actually means "wonders") in this institute. i hope he continues to do that in future too. It really suprises me that how can someone do so many "balatkar" in his life span( THERE IS NO MORE SPACE LEFT, AM WRITING ON MY NEXT POST)
@mohsinhasan2010 tumhe ye scene isliye pasand nahi aaya coz u bastard is from pakistan................bloody fucker it is in hindi and sanskrit........tum haramjado ko urdu ke siwa aur koyi bhasha samajh nahi aati. bloody shit pakistani
FUCK OF BLOODY PAKISTANIS, U KILED PEOPLE IN BOMBAY, U MADE JET STRUCK INTO WORLD TRADE CENTER IN AMERICA, INDIA IS BLADED DUE TO U, U JUST TAKE THE SHIT OF RICH COUNTRIES, LIKE AMERICA IN THE NAME OF FOREIGN AIDS, I BEG GOD TO KILL ALL THE PAKISTANIS
yang berhormat dr. viru sahatrabuddhe...juga kawan2 sekalian.hanya seorang sahaja yang patut diberi pujian iaitu dr viru sahatrabuddhe...kita hairan bagaimana seorang perogal boleh merogol begitu ramai dalam hidupnya.diharapkan dia akan melakukannya lagi.kami akan membuatkan ICE terkenal. dimana saja negara kami berada .kami akan merogol di sana.
@pratikdhabalia7 can you just tell me what he said in the poetry cux that's the only part i didnt get. i am sure it was really funny and don wanna miss it. it'll be fine if you explained in hindi.
what crap asheel asheel..............i bet u wld have laughed da whole day after listening to dat..............infact it also means u knew da meanings of all da words he used.....so are u not "..asheel".......HINDI TRANSLATION FOR THE LOSER : agar tumhe in sab bathoon ka shi arth pata hai tho tum asheel ho ....... LOSER
@aryasenam I can tell u some meaning of this-in his speech he is trying to say that the dean has done so many miracles in his lifetime in this college campus but the word in hindi ends similarly with rape and hence instead of saying 'dean did miracles he ends up saying dean did so many rape in this college.If someone wants to know how to utilise their time effectively then they must learn from the dean.....'
whatch this my friends its so funny
shabaz9991 2 days ago
2:45 for the best line of speech.
feludaify 1 week ago
priceless man........... bohot achhay.........
harispagal 3 weeks ago
superbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
daringdashing765 1 month ago
Hahaha this is the best Bollywood movie right next to slumdog
18rjos 1 month ago
@18rjos
slumdog was a hollywood film
girlcalledaish 4 weeks ago
well done chature... u r right all deans principal..are doing balatkar.. not chamatkar...
lovestreamline 1 month ago
Well said
kartikuae 1 month ago
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diabolikfreak 2 months ago
can shankar make it.... in his movie nanban
06shivakumar 2 months ago
best part is the shalok and the most awesome was the third line of the shalok....................
havefunsharma123 2 months ago
chatur to sabka balatkar kar diya yar!
amitkiran4u 4 months ago
Such a funny movie! Yeah Bollywood! Keep it up!
lostnneedhelp 6 months ago
Chup chup padum
TheMegaPros 7 months ago
what does stun mean??
humzah0007 7 months ago
@humzah0007 STAN,STUN= BOOBIES!
Himu1234567 6 months ago
@humzah0007 thanks dude.... very funny..
humzah0007 6 months ago
chatur ramalingam has given a very pran ghatak speech
keshavandamani 7 months ago
virus wil die
seanii1 7 months ago
aapne apne stun ko iss balatkari prush ko jiye
yohuh 7 months ago
boy its just awesome...
anupambhartiab 8 months ago
STAN BALAATKAARI PURUSH KE HAAT MEIN.i literally rolled out of my seat laughing.
feludaify 9 months ago
its awesome any time you listen will laugh like anything!!!
ravijatia 9 months ago
They shoulda named it "4 Idiots."
Swinger69er 10 months ago 23
oh my god, this is hilarious
akib2050 10 months ago
Awsome!!!
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1986sumeet 10 months ago
Wonderful one
SSourabh9 10 months ago
i lke these movie is soo cool...
CrashedOverride12 11 months ago
first he replaced hindi word of miracle to rape and secondly money to breasts,thats why we shouls understand? what we are saying,
also poem descibes: The slok basically explains his farts :P.
Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam- The 1st fart is like the sound of a motor vehicle...
Madhyam paadam thuchuk chuk- The 2nd fart stutters like the sound of a train.
Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam- The 3rd one is like the siren of an ambulance.
Surr surri praan? gatakam- But,? the 4th one is silent killer
svraju84 11 months ago 14
Lovely
farhan288jb 11 months ago
no subtitle :(
krashrz 11 months ago
loveable
tabrezpasha44 1 year ago
very nice
GUPTA595900 1 year ago
just watched the movie it is really really good.
bbcubesworld8 1 year ago
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bbcubesworld8 1 year ago
just finish watching this movie in chinese, so damn good movie, in one chinese movie software, the movie has the highest mark i have ever seen, like it indeed!
ioriiorikyo 1 year ago
0 dislike..
nitz47 1 year ago
very funny
123269rahul 1 year ago
this is tooooooooo much funny and best ever in21th century................
janosiaanuj 1 year ago
Man funny
aksharpatel96 1 year ago
respected minister, u gave this institute that thing which was required by us the most..."stan"(i think i.e chest)(he means money).everyone have "stan" everyone hide it, nobody gives it. you gave ur "stan" n the hands of this "rapist". now see how he uses it. i memorize a sanskrit shloak during this occation...The primary fart is like..the sound of motor vehicle...
The secondary fart stutters like..sound of the train...But, the quarternary one is a silent killer...
awsomeblossom4 1 year ago
@awsomeblossom4 stan means breast. i think chest is something like chati.
FreedomValentine 1 year ago
he has, with true meditation made himself capable to do this. Ppl should learn How to utilize time properly from him..Today we all students are here, tomorrow we will be in different countries, we promise wherever we are we will do "balatkars". we will glorify the name of this institute.we will show everyone, the capacity to do "balatkars" by us, is with no one else. ( THERE IS NO MORE SPACE LEFT, AM WRITING ON MY NEXT POST)
awsomeblossom4 1 year ago
respected principle, minister, teachers n my lovely friends. today this institute is reaching such sky touch heights the credit goes to verusahastra budhi(virus). from last 32 years he has done "balatkar"(rapes)( he actually means "wonders") in this institute. i hope he continues to do that in future too. It really suprises me that how can someone do so many "balatkar" in his life span( THERE IS NO MORE SPACE LEFT, AM WRITING ON MY NEXT POST)
awsomeblossom4 1 year ago
Indians can translate i think .. last 40 seconds mei kya bolta hai chatur? .. we don't know sansikrat
Tamiee27 1 year ago
yar plz ye batao ke ye Chatur jo SANSKRIT mein bolta he uska kya matlab he?
MrAlishafi110 1 year ago
this is the best comedy punch of the film i watch this movie at leas ten times i felt that without this Sean this movie was incomplete
sachin99raja 1 year ago
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1 second ago
really rolling by smiling yr........
too funny yr.........
student life is is mast yr........
i lik most is......
CHATUR....."aadarneya mantriji namaskar......... apne hme wo cheez di jiski hme sakht zrurat thi.......
SATAN... "
MANTRI...."kaisi apmaan jank baatein keh rha hai ,,,ye londa,"
irfan21indian 1 year ago
what a funny scene, he z a super computer i think always byhearting
anjuyaaitsme 1 year ago
hitahitam sukham dukham ayustasya hitahitam,,,,,,
manam ch tach yatroktam ayurveda sa uchyate........
irfan21indian 1 year ago
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irfan21indian 1 year ago
too funny yr.........
student life is is mast yr........
i lik most is......"kaisi apmaan jank baatein keh rha hai ,,,ye londa,"
irfan21indian 1 year ago
i like this
milan00732 1 year ago
ha ha so funny speech
MegaAkshada 1 year ago
Totally unrelated hate comments down below, this is seriously funny guys, just enjoy it.
salman06p0020 1 year ago
muje to hasi nahi ayi or na hi ye scene pasand aya , Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bekar movie
mohsinhasan2010 1 year ago
@mohsinhasan2010 tumhe ye scene isliye pasand nahi aaya coz u bastard is from pakistan................bloody fucker it is in hindi and sanskrit........tum haramjado ko urdu ke siwa aur koyi bhasha samajh nahi aati. bloody shit pakistani
dagr8indiandoc 1 year ago
@mohsinhasan2010
dagr8indiandoc 1 year ago
FUCK OF BLOODY PAKISTANIS, U KILED PEOPLE IN BOMBAY, U MADE JET STRUCK INTO WORLD TRADE CENTER IN AMERICA, INDIA IS BLADED DUE TO U, U JUST TAKE THE SHIT OF RICH COUNTRIES, LIKE AMERICA IN THE NAME OF FOREIGN AIDS, I BEG GOD TO KILL ALL THE PAKISTANIS
chiragrathore 1 year ago
@chiragrathore mad or what?
why talking such nonsense and that too here?
dont spread hatred by talking bullshit ,true mark of an indian is spreading love.
72jcka 1 year ago
maksud chatur cakap:
yang berhormat dr. viru sahatrabuddhe...juga kawan2 sekalian.hanya seorang sahaja yang patut diberi pujian iaitu dr viru sahatrabuddhe...kita hairan bagaimana seorang perogal boleh merogol begitu ramai dalam hidupnya.diharapkan dia akan melakukannya lagi.kami akan membuatkan ICE terkenal. dimana saja negara kami berada .kami akan merogol di sana.
2169mzmt 1 year ago
Some I know, in the last lines he said Padhaam (Fart).
EricHimawan0710 1 year ago
virus balatkan .. , balatkan .
lol xd
hazsuki 1 year ago
hahahaha....sir......bol wo rahe hai..par shabd HAMARE hai.........LOLZZZZ
princessofdcool 1 year ago
MESSAGE ME - I CAN GIVE U THE FULL TRANSLATION
zeeshansalam 1 year ago
so funny
TheManuwar12345 1 year ago
that speech cannot be written in english its too tough i tried but in the half way i felt like how to write this in english it dificult .....sry guys
pratikdhabalia7 1 year ago 11
@pratikdhabalia7 i have the english translation do u want it?
SiuPhoebe1995 10 months ago
@pratikdhabalia7 can you just tell me what he said in the poetry cux that's the only part i didnt get. i am sure it was really funny and don wanna miss it. it'll be fine if you explained in hindi.
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what is t in english?
Nk19998 1 year ago
what is t in english?
Nk19998 1 year ago
what is t in english?
Nk19998 1 year ago
anybody pls post this speech in english...
reshahsin 1 year ago
what crap asheel asheel..............i bet u wld have laughed da whole day after listening to dat..............infact it also means u knew da meanings of all da words he used.....so are u not "..asheel".......HINDI TRANSLATION FOR THE LOSER : agar tumhe in sab bathoon ka shi arth pata hai tho tum asheel ho ....... LOSER
katie909090katie 1 year ago
where's the english text?
aryasenam 1 year ago
@aryasenam dear , it would be abso not worth it translating in english. It wil loose all the charm, funnyness and the meaning. It would be injustice
EJM0091 1 year ago
@aryasenam I can tell u some meaning of this-in his speech he is trying to say that the dean has done so many miracles in his lifetime in this college campus but the word in hindi ends similarly with rape and hence instead of saying 'dean did miracles he ends up saying dean did so many rape in this college.If someone wants to know how to utilise their time effectively then they must learn from the dean.....'
EJM0091 1 year ago
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