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  • It's Justin Beiber.

  • i might have seen this joke on conan obrian...a lot..............

  • @mactardis you fell for it!

  • Scientists are actually working on bring back aurochs back from extinction! :D

  • the way he says penguins makes me falling to the floor luaghing. (and falling to the floor hurts lawl)

  • John gone now Hank gone DFTBA . It was like he just started vomiting words :)

  • How the hell did I get here from a buildcraft tutorial.

  • @alexanderarian That's the point douche bag.

  • fake!!

  • @alexanderarian Boy howdy aren't you're a genius !! Had it not been for you I honestly would not know that this is fake !

  • What is this?

  • Um.... WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING

  • wood elf?

  • "4 pounds" sound alot like "No Edge"

  • How did i end here!?!?!?!

  • penguins XD

  • douchbag

  • 3...

    pouuuuuuuuunds.......

  • This kid remind anyone else of Gaara?

  • Kool

  • uwilufer

  • i want to kill u!

  • @gingerandmusical thou art a carcass fit for hounds!!!!!!!!!!

  • fake

  • @HayleyBrandi079 Wait really? DAMMIT.

  • Now I know that i'm in fact NOT a nerd.. cause i didnt find this funny at all.

  • @Schweinehunder Sucks to be you.

  • @Schweinehunder That's good then. We don't lame people joining our awesome club.

  • PENGUINZ

  • There is NO EDGE. Oh that's an interesting fact, Demon Four-Year-Old, how did you learn that? NO EDGE.

  • idiot

  • Well he could have meant penguin chocolate bars... Well until the bit about cod and hearts!

  • UM... why does he have no horns? and also i think you have too much time if you have made all of these videos. not being mean or anything, but you seriously need a better hobby.

  • @gingerandmusical You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie! Canst thou believe thy living is a life, so stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend you giant squid of anger!

  • @ClaireLaBear11 um really sorry if i offended you because i wasnt trying to. Also your comment was kinda mean. :(. im thirteen

  • @gingerandmusical Being 13 doesn't excuse your initial rudeness. Treat others how you would like to be treated. Live and learn :)

  • @gingerandmusical He didn't make all the videos and this was over the course of several years.

    Yield your falsehood elsewhere. Thou comment smelt faintly of bovine feces.

  • @gingerandmusical Thou art a blubbering, clay-brained miscreant. Be gone from this holy place of nerd-dom!

  • I just came to this video after watching the video Hank made for John on his 33rd birthday... and my brain is still fuzzy from that experience.

  • who is the demon four year old?

    

  • Craving penguin. CHOCOLATE BARS.

  • I have a history teacher named Mr. Toomy

  • I now have a craving for penguin steaks.

  • I lost it at 1:28 xD

  • can I keep him he is so cute

  • penguins are food in england any way

  • what is your favorite food? PENGUINS" what else do you like? GLEN BECK hahahaha just like me!!!! o oi xD

  • LAAAAZZZZZERS!!!!!!!!!

  • poor hank lol, ppl keep hating on his vids XD such as the biggest explosion video. Lots of kids who play too much and many fps's rant about how nerdy Hank is. Thats what people want I guess, bombs and demons.

  • I like Glenn Beck >_>

  • "What is your favorite food?" "PENGUINS!" XD

  • @gillespy589 i feel like slapping u

  • @gillespy589 Why are you hating? If you don't like their videos then close it and don't watch any more of them!

  • creepiest video EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It's weird how older Vlogbrothers videos attract so many giant squids of anger. I'm concerned.

  • Glen Beck lol

  • Here in the UK, Penguins are a kind of chocolate bar, so Toomy's answer to "what's your favourite food?" doesn't sound at all scary... until he starts talking about the taste.

  • Good god, is there a certain tag that just makes giant squids of anger appear en masse? This is not something I'm used to seeing on vlogbrothers videos...

  • I remember watching this the day it came out.

  • I was sent by Hank's twitter account.

    Peeenguiiiiiiins.

  • Penguins, oh my gosh, oh, gosh. hahahaha

  • Hank sent me here from his twitter. I love this video but the thumbnail always gives me a heart attack

  • moron

  • @denixxx71 Eat a crocodile thou lumpish hedge-born miscreant!

  • I'm wearing penguin footie pajamas right now, and am kinda scared the demon four year old will eat me...

  • Wow. The giant squid of anger is wreaking havok on this video. Why?

  • @SerpentsNightmare I imagine it's because they slithered their way over expecting to see an actual demonic four year old. >_<

  • @SerpentsNightmare they wanted a freaky video of a "DEMON FOUR YEAR OLD"

  • Too many fucking non-nerdfighters here. Honestly.

  • this video is proof that nerds arent always smart

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  • i was watching half head man smokin some weed and now im here D:

  • @HardStyleFnatic Curious! Me too!

  • @HardStyleFnatic hahahahahahahaha

  • is that the guy in that show 30 rock?

    

  • please die:/

  • So I'm watching videos about drugs and the next thing I know I'm watching this...

    What the fuck...

  • hahaha!!

  • @foodtasteyum He's actually not, he has a lovely wife, but I have no way of describing what he is now because there is not word in the English language that can do that for me, that's actually called a lexical gap. For now I'll just say He is a wonderful virgOUT! ohh how I love being a nerdfighter

  • @BeccaAllstar I would like to vote this up 5 million times.

  • @BeccaAllstar And being a Nerdfighter loves you right back :D

  • @foodtasteyum The irony is that almost always the people saying "Virgin Alert" are the virgins, usually because they're insecure about how they're a virgin, and they desperately want to be a virgout.

  • @azerskater But "virgin" is not an insult. Nor is it something for which one should be ashamed.

  • @theEumenides Well if we were all virgins and none of us had sex then our species would end, well...forever. So no being a virgin is an insult unless you want the entire human race to end then keep not having sex EVER. But this theory is obviously an extreme but I do hope you get my point.

  • @Death1458100 I don't get your point. But that might be because you might have misunderstood my comment. I wasn't trying to pick a fight. I simply wanted to point out that being a virgin is a state. I don't think it should be thrown around with any negative connotation. It's neutral.

  • @theEumenides 1. Misread the comment then. 2. Was also being a smart ass.

  • I LIKE GLENN BECK

  • i used to wear glasses like that, then my mom got a job

  • 3 POUNDS! Haha

  • So hows the girlfriend?

  • @bobbyjohn33 He's married.

  • @Thisismyusername1010 wow Awsome name for your youtube username -__-

  • @bobbyjohn33 Awww! Thank you so much! :) I'm sure yours is wildly original as well!

  • @Thisismyusername1010 i actually used my real name you fucking pussy

  • @bobbyjohn33 I was being sarcastic. I figured that was probably what you did. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch a video without so much uncalled-for rudeness and anger in the comments.

  • 1:13 IMMA FIRING MA LASERS!!!

  • 3 POUNNDSSS....

  • There's so many hate comments here! If you don't like it, don't watch it! Y'all just CHILL OUT! No need to tell people to kill themselves, ever. Be kind to everyone you meet because everyone is fighting their own battles.

  • Go back to playing Dungeons and Dragons, you douche bag....

  • @TheF1arion lol you dont understand the interwebs

  • LAAAAYYYYYYZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAR­RRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • Fucking dumb

  • This guy looks like moot from...well.../b/. LOL

  • not funny

  • Oh shit. Lmao

  • This is so annoying and played out.

  • your retarded four eyes, gtfo no one likes you go kill u self

  • @Gifwbtbwb Very easy to say that under the cover of the Internet, isn't it? The thing is, apart from the fact that you're just plain wrong because there is whole community behind the vlogbrothers who think the world of them, comments like these have made some people believe that nobody cares about them and they have really killed themselves. Think twice before you comment.

  • 4 year olds are strange creatures. 0.o

    I liked the video, Hank. DFTBA. :)

  • I came to this part of youtube again....and i cant get out !

  • im tired of videos with promising thumbnails and at the end, its the same fucking dialog videos over and over and over and over and over and over and over....

  • I was expecting a comment saying "the face looks like asian" :l

  • What is your favorite food? PENGUINS!

  • Three pounds.,...........

  • UGH LIKE PENGUINS... best part other than the part i exited off the video

  • This pissed me off... A lot.

  • shit i'm on the nerd commentary side of the youtube again

  • @Peti541 Don't you mean 'OH JOY!!! :D"?

  • You look like Bill Gates with Down's Syndrome.

  • One of my all time favorite videos, vlogbroths or otherwise.

  • Another annoying commentary.

  • dude shut up

  • fuck off vlog

  • He Just had to be american 35 years old but really a twelve year boy bet hes a sucess with the ladies!

  • is it just me or does he look like justin bieber?

  • Loser

  • lmaaaaaaooo shit wuz actually funnyy

  • Screw this guy.

  • I want to chainsaw this guy in half

  • fuck you beach

  • HOLY SHIT ITS AKUMA FROM STREET FIGHTER!

  • we gotta love blbberize :D

  • these type of videos are really obnoxious

  • Penguins are tasty!

    E= 3

  • retard

    

  • feels like i just warped into nerd world

  • @DomeBobbin Welcome to Nerdfighteria. Hope you like it here.

  • watched to :42 and already know that you watch too much nickleodeon.

    i got a crazy idea, have you ever heard of a plant called marijuana? they say you smoke it and it keeps you from making videos of yourself spazing out to a warped picture of a 4yr old

  • I remember when this was the newest video. Ahhhhh.

  • what is your favorite food...........penguiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiins!!!!!!!!!

  • I heard "a Pigs orgasm lasts for 30 Minutes" And then he said something about Quivering of pig genitalia and I went FACE"PALM SMACK! XD

  • thumbs up if you looked up what intumescence means! :D

  • This...Was stupid.

  • lazors!!

  • this is some hilarious shit

  • I feel like I've had my bollocks cut off after just watching 30 seconds of this video... GIVE ME MY 30 SECONDS BACK !!!!

  • Phil Defranco influence you much? Just so you know, he's a douche and generally disliked by everyone. Guess you're on the right track.

  • Wanker!

  • @dfrostytoes Corse not O_o

  • PENGUINS omg same here ;)

  • Toomy what does a vagina look like?... Me either.

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  • Wtf. Are you a little child or something??

  • looks fake to me

  • lol

    

  • fuck off u motherfucker

  • Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll.Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP. Anything is possible when you copy and paste. I'm on Laptop

  • @TheGoldenPickle yet you copyand pasted this one

  • somebody read 5 good reasons to punch a dolphin in the face. haha. i got you