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  • :O I have the same laptop as you!

  • her foot is missing?

  • I really don't care for Onision. At all.

    But I laughed at this...

    Was funny.

    :(

  • Right stop with the hate everybody is there actually any need to write such crap under someones video, ether you like it or you hate it. You don't need to write stupid and insulting comments under it.

  • Dont do this... :( really makes me sad...respect bro! Peez

  • Strange things you can find on youtube.....

  • The top comments are pretty fucking stupid.

  • did he cut off one of her feet?^^

  • Really wered u here that?

  • When it says haters united i swear i can hear Shiloh's voice

  • @missAJAJ yes

  • Why is everyone hating or Greg? :)

  • I literally died laughing at 1:27. RIP me. :))

  • 0:40 The censor makes it sound like at all. :D

  • I think only real men cry / show what their feeling. were all human you know. we all cry.

  • Wow I'd rather watch every single Fred video 4 times over consecutively while gouging my eyes out with a rusty spoon than watch this shit again. Just as a fuck you to Onison , Im going to go chow down on a nice cheeseburger , no wait make that two.

  • Omg this was too funny

  • I love how you can poke fun at yourself.

  • soooooo i tryed to cross my leggs and bend over...... and your right! it did hurt my ball$

  • what did happen to shiloh?

    

  • HE TOTALLY JUST SAID MY NAME! *Wallows in hapiness* :'D

  • What a way to turn something sad into something awkward for everyone. Thanks Greg...

  • @ 0:09 Chloe's leg is cut off!

  • Ive never got a gf and Im 18 .. and hey guess what I DONT GIVE a fuck lol

  • cool story bro

  • Has Anyone Noticed That Chole Is Missing A Leg ? O.o

  • HAterS UnitD HaatErs UnITed hatERs uNitED

    in my mind forever. Fuck u

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  • Onision is like the Kurt Cobain of youtube

  • @TheMailman1984 You absolute idiot. I've seen some fucking retarded comments on youtube, but this bites it. Kurt Cobain, was integral, talented, humble, and an inspiration for a whole generation. This prick here, is all about himself, his self promotion, isn't talented in the slightest, and has an EGO the size of the fucking moon. You couldn't get two bigger opposites you fucking prick. Jesus fucking Christ. Some people...

  • @MrCornBeak Well for one thing I agree, I love Kurt Cobain it's actually amusing reading this I even thumbed it up and I was joking but not "obviously" so I could understand your comment, but please calm down it seems you are getting seriously worked up over a comment made over the internet...

  • @MrCornBeak kurt also shoved smack up his butt to get high. oh and his music sucks.

  • @Binochy77 Yeah..... Then I'm guessing your a Ke$ha fan to say something as dumb as that..... I feel bad for you..

  • @Binochy77

    Butthurt Onision fan here. If I were to say ONE bad thing about your GOD you would swing your sword out and attack me as if I was Osama Bin Laden.

  • @MrCornBeak Yo calm down..... You sound so pissed off in my mind...Just cool it (I sound like a hippy right now)

  • @TheMailman1984 Exactly what I thought! I love Kurt Cobain BTW!!!

  • Onision MADE the banana song!

    THAT SONG WAS FALSE SEXUAL INNUENDO DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is your method of combating "haters"? It's ironic that you accomplish this by making a joke out of your drama-infested life in an effort to parody the people with enough sense to realize that you're an attention-whore. God almighty, man, you're only making it worse for yourself.

  • @MeisterSpade Well said.

  • @MeisterSpade hehe i can't believe you took some of the words he said and put them in your own comment.Its pathetic that you criticize him yet its over the internet.People like "you" shouldn't do that specially since you haven't met him in person.

  • @sujin99999 I didn't quote Onision once in my comment, you fucking retard (save for the word "hater"). I don't need to meet this guy in person to criticize what I have physically seen in his video. Kiss my ass.

  • @MeisterSpade I'm surprised you didn't direct that comment to onision when its obvious that you did.What you have seen is just his way of making entertainment not a way of gaining any kind of sympathy or of combating haters plus,this is a way of letting his fans know of what's going on in his life.

  • @sujin99999 ...................

    What the fuck are you on about? What do you mean I didn't direct that comment towards Onision? Of course I did! What kind of logic does your brain function off of? And he uploads videos like this to let his fans "know what's going on in his life" by centering the video around his "haters"? Fuck off, dude. I seriously don't understand what the hell you just tried to prove.

  • @MeisterSpade he is reenacting what "haters" think of him like i said before his trying to entertain people who like him by his own unique way of style of play.not that your severe aggressive attitude over a single person that you never met in person could understand that but of course let's get back at the topic at hand of how he"combats his haters"please read the above text to know where i'm getting at.

    p.s you curse like a sailor wash your mouth with soap.

  • @sujin99999 Like I said in one of my previous statements, I don't have to meet this guy in person to criticize what he has displayed in his video content. It's a free country I live in, one that allows me to openly express my beliefs. My "severe aggressive attitude" stems from Onision forcing his beliefs on his viewers as if his opinion is the end-all, be-all. If you challenge his opinion, he blocks you. This man has clearly proven how well he can take criticism.

  • @MeisterSpade really now?i don't see him say something and forcing me to believe it and your not the only one in a free country and i have yet to see some comments that were blocked in order to hide his "insecurity" and again i say the "content" he has displayed in this video is purely for an entertainment purpose and does not in reality mean his personality is similar to what is freely seen in the above video.

  • @sujin99999 You really mean to tell me you have never seen Onision block other YouTube users? That's it, this argument has gone way past rationality. Your ignorance is infinite. Enjoy your blind devotion, fanboy, this exchange is over.

  • @MeisterSpade huh? your saying that just because i didn't see him block other users make a devoted cult fanboy? why don't you check yourself in the head because there are a few screws loose.I am saying i haven't seen him block any users and i'm telling the truth why don't you link me to a user who was blocked to prove what you have just said.plus in the first comment you did, you insulted him and i don't think he blocked you because i can still see your comment.

  • @sujin99999 CammehYaBams, for one. Look him up. Onision hasn't blocked me because I'm certain I didn't make much of an impact on him, if he's even seen the comment yet. Now fuck off.

  • @MeisterSpade you called him an "attention-whore" i'm pretty sure that can make an impact.Also there are hundreds if not thousands of comments insulting onision and i haven't seen anyone of them blocked

  • @sujin99999 I never stated that Onision blocked YouTube users after they posted only one comment. CammehYaBams posted quite a few before Onision blocked him.

    You sit here and tell me I have no right to express my opinion on Onision. You then have the audacity to tell me I directly quoted Onision on my comment when there was clearly no evidence to support this. This conversation is over. If you really feel the necessity to debate with me on such an extensive level....

  • @MeisterSpade why do you not just state the facts more clearly instead of just backtracking and saying you didn't say anything related to it.Unlike you i am a busy man i have a job in genetic engineering and choose not to waste what valuable time i usually get to post videos fighting some one i've never met.I did not want to offend you in any way though your excessive cursing annoys me. i simply wanted a fair conversation about the topic at hand not some war over the internet.

  • @sujin99999 Maybe this whole thing did get carried a little out of hand. I must say, in hindsight, I might have sworn a bit excessively. I can't take my statements back, but for the attitude and the swearing, I will apologize.

  • @MeisterSpade rather, why not just stop the arguing.good day.

  • @sujin99999 ...then post a video on YouTube challenging me. I'd be more than happy to get this show on the road. If not, then we're done.

  • @sujin99999 As for washing my mouth out with soap, fuck off.

  • @MeisterSpade agreed... :(

  • best part is when he says SAY SOMETHING!

  • I don't want to be mean or anything but I think you need help...

  • TATERS UNITED

  • rofl

  • :3 how culd anyone hate onision 3

  • U look like Kurt Cobain with those glasses. Sexy. Xo

  • did they really break up

  • This is My LaptOP! :D Man? :D

  • 2:29 - 2:40

    So...so sexy ._.

  • it is kind of funny

  • ummm. . . i dont know what to say

  • Think i just had an acid trip.

  • drama, look at the drama, this fucking loser, he crys all the time. hits, give me more, oh my god, ATTENTION WHORE... epic !!! xD i ♥ u (wohoo faggots ♥²)

  • Flagging disabled.

    Figures...

  • stop raping little girls onision

  • What the fuck am I watching. This is trash

  • ass hat.lmao.

  • I thought she was real...ahahah

  • Am I the only one who noticed Chloe only had one foot..?

  • thumbs up it u tried bending over while crossing ur legs!

  • Hey i have that kind of laptop

  • her feet got cut off

  • i agree what he says about himself it must be true if he talks about himself like that

  • You're dying to get out of the fucking closet.

  • I thought that they were engaged

  • @DRock7977 good theory, but i think youve over thought everthing

  • @keza56t Maybe the words ran out at the end too :)

  • Onision trying to make the psychological twist and turning the so called haters who are not brainwashed by his shit and make a comedy skit about himself.

    Thats how obsessed he is damn mentalpatient how can people look at this tard making a fool out of himself all the time.

    Same people as watching RWJ and Shane Dawson same crap brainless sheep laughing with a talentless... well i cant explain what they do they just bring up topics from mowhere for no reason but it has to be a stupid thing.

  • @DRock7977 You mad bro, you mad?

  • @GnosticAtheist Im actually cool im just amazed at how people view this as something good, although i know theres a lot of people in the world hence there must be a lot of strange people too a e watching this kind of shit.

    EMO kid dressing up like a girl or some other vomiting thing and doing some theatrical drama skit and voila your YT-famous it isnt harder then that need no talent or anything only on YT this shit will work.

  • @DRock7977 Because someone finds it funny. You dont. Its not very compicated. That is why there is a lot of different entertainment out there.

    Listen, I cannot understand how someone can believe in the theist creator god. Why would I go to a theist video to entertain myself?

  • @GnosticAtheist Yeah well it wasnt for entertainment i came here, only to say what i think of this douchebag and maybe save a few souls from listening to him.

    Wake up and think why do i look at this guy its just cheap entertainment at the lowest order a guy making a fool of himself do i REALLY find this so entertaining i have to stalk him on the internet and spend hours watching this tool.

    I just wanna plant that seed in peoples head why the fuck do i watch this complete loser.

  • @DRock7977 Well, turn on your TV. Compared to the shit on there this is lubricasted gold. 60 minutes, the "news", paris hilton, justin bieber, CNN, Fox channels, it goes on and on with the purest form of brain numbing idiocy. Better to see something that doesnt pretend, then to see the shit that is feed us as actual information or entertainment. Anyways, I do not need to defend the human specie, we are retarded from birth, and we will turn to dust as idiots. Its just the way it is.

  • @GnosticAtheist Well i totally agree with you on the TV content mostly crap thats why i never watch it basically.

    And yeah i guess this doesnt pretend to be anything else then what it is either.

  • @DRock7977 Well, I do understand where you are coming from though. I am just drawn to insanity and/or certain forms of idiocy. If the video is pure, that is have no morality attached, I seem to enjoy it for whatever retarded reason.

  • lol at the beginning of the vid i actually thought that she was there!!

    wow..... im smart :D

  • This guy, Greg, knows how to laugh to himself. Few people do that.

  • You get used to the videos level of weirdness then something like at 1:30 happens and you can't stop laughing.

  • @WhiteRabbitm8te why not have both like me? It's better this way :)

  • Why is this on draculoh?

  • i dont need a girlfriend i have Skyrim :D 

  • @WhiteRabbitm8te I have both ;)

  • @WhiteRabbitm8te forever alone

  • @WhiteRabbitm8te i have porn! :D

  • @WhiteRabbitm8te 69 likes.

  • @WhiteRabbitm8te i have minecraft

  • @WhiteRabbitm8te Well, once you get a girlfriend you'll like her more then the game, it's called "the circle of skyrim" I mean life

  • Fat guy with wig on: I LOVE ONISON! YOU LIVE IN A SAD, SAD WORLD!

    Haters United/Onison: AGDFFSHIAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    Lmao xD

  • I loved the song at the end :D (not that i don't like Onision, i do) :) x

  • i have that same laptop

  • He's got the same pc as I do :D... BANANA POWER!

  • I love how you can laugh at yourself :D

  • Thats creeepy. He has the same laptop as me. Hahaha:)

  • my friend has the same computer XD

  • This. Oh god this.

  • I unsigned like 4 months ago but ima sub because I'm a douche bag

  • lol i unsubbed the last time they broke up and i just stumbled upon this page again, he seems to do this all in some sick cycle to gain views and publicity on the internet... like, who in their right mind has the SAME cycle of videos go throughout page time and time again?.. the breakup --> the haters united video --> a whole bunch of "i hate the fact that im single" videos --> some dating videos --> a fake death video.. he's fucking insane. im GLAD im unsubscribed.

  • Shiloh's legs are cut off.

  • The end of this video was freaking hilarious

  • I loved the endbof

  • what the fuck is wrong with u man u used to be funny now just sick

  • OMG SAME LAPTOP!

  • hey we have the same laptop lol

  • OMG!! 3000 haters united....

  • wow... yeaI remember saying that on facebook... kind of flattered you mentioned it.

  • omg i have that laptop

  • I resubbed as soon as i learnt that shiloh had pissed off

  • This guy is in denial.

  • Onision: hey buddy..just letting you know that you have intelligent fans who are deep thinkers like yourself..i for one feel like i know you on at least some level because of your videos. and the only way thats possible is because you put your personal life out there for us to see and learn from which takes alot of bravery..stay strong my friend..never give up..this world is full of brainwashed ppl whos opinions mean nothing..your are definately not one of those people

  • Dude, you just need to move the fuck on. Just saying.

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  • Please stop being mean hatters are jus sad and mean. U dnt know how hurtful lose words are please stop because this is hurting me and my friends to.....

  • I got really sad when he started showing clips of him crying..

  • You videos won't be as funny without shiloh

  • some times i think onision is a schizophrenic

  • THIS IS ONISION HE IS DRESSED UP JEEZ

  • What the fuck is this guys problem! Fucking piece of shit. Ima go watch some quality entertainment now...SMOSH.

  • What a piece of shit.

  • This video sucks! xD

  • Dude was he on acid or something?

  • i respected onision when the banana song came out. now he bitches to us with only occasional advice we would use.... i fucking hate him now

  • DRAMA! Look at the DRAMA! This fucking LOSER! He cries ALL THE TIME! HIIIITS! Give me MOOOOOOORE! Oh my Gooooooooood! Attention WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

    This is now my ringtone for my ex. <3

  • Wow, how can people just stand that? What'S the average age of people whatching this? 8 or 9 yo?

  • "OHHMYGOODDDD, ATTENTION WHORE!"

    

  • this is just weird

  • Um wow, I hav no idea wat just happened

  • at 2:36 Do you know you were being recorded or O.o....`?

  • did he break up with shilo

  • 1:31 - 1:33 e.e

  • Chloe was missing her foot.

  • Doesn't matter had sex.

  • i love this! XD

  • I unsubed when all the drama videos started and were getting to much

    i watched this my toughts:

    HES BACK

    /subscribe

  • @xynathegamer yeah hes back...and clearly still deeply suffering haha hes sarcastic comedy is slightly depressing...yet hilarious

  • @xynathegamer He's white..

  • 2:36 so cutee !

  • I have exactly the same PC as you!

    But I use mac now :P

  • it's nice to know Onision takes criticism well

  • its okay greg. things will get better. :c

  • LMAO HE THROWS THE CHAIR xD xD xD xD and she scoots away...

  • Fred?

  • okay then....:3

  • Thanks and HAPPY NEW YEAR

  • 1:08

    LMFAO

  • It'll be okay Greg, someday you'll find an awesome girl who will be the one, just keep your head up, you rock!

  • u look remarkably like my mum :L

  • are you ok Onision i think you need some help. your getting scary.

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  • That's sooooo forever alone XD

  • 531 people live in sad world without banana power

  • @fabyshanta 582 just lost there banana power. :/

  • We have the same Computer! =D

  • See look I can hug her!

  • Thumbs up if you crossed yoyr leg amd bent over :L