"Uhh, Hagrid?" "Yes?" "This is a potato." "No, it's Harry Potter." "You clearly wrapped a potato in blankets and marked a scar on its head." "I don't know what your talking about..." xD
I saved this link about seven years ago when I was a kid... Lol, I didn't even know what half the jokes meant back then. However, I did know what porn was.
"Potter what is that in you hands?" "...uh...porn" "Give me the porn" "Potter here has porn" "Oh yes i see" "Come, harry we'll talk about this in my office" "I'll just take the porn back..." "No, I don't think so" "Damn you" ROFL
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It was about umbridge they were bad mouthing her then she entered the room and Sirius wondered why they left and she said age/sex/location just like on omegle
SIRIUS BLACK escaped Azkaban... Evaded Dementors... Outwitted Ministry... Killed by drapery. ...Narnia? ...WTF? this is a potato... Are you f****ing Serious? Yes, that too. WHAT? LOL!!!!LOL!!!!LOL!!!!!
hermy, ron, and harry are telling sirius what a horrible DADA umbridge is. harry is just about to say he wants her to die, when umbridge (remember she always went hem hem to clear her throat) came into the chatroom so hermy, ron, and harry left. sirius didn't know that hemhem was umbridge so he was confused as to why they all left
3:14 omg i just lost it... i fell outta my chair... FREE THE ELVES DAMNIT!HOLY SHYOT! ASL! OMFG! O-M-F-G!! i think i've gone crazy from the funnies in my head ^_^
I liked the chat room
hankthepokemon 4 weeks ago
yay i just got the entire Hp books (Xmas day) and for my birthday i got the movies
jedamac 2 months ago
hem hem XD
AhmedHl2fan 2 months ago
I saw that picture at 1:51 ;)
lolfantageROCKS 6 months ago
in the last one...who was supposed to be the pink?
curlymusician 6 months ago
@curlymusician umbit- i mean umbridge
cnt4giveAvadaKedavra 5 months ago
@curlymusician the queen of evil toadness. the one and only, umbridge. AAAHHH!!! that woman is scary...
7lissrbe7 4 months ago
@curlymusician Umbridge ofcorse O-o What else can HemHem mean?
sakura8112 1 month ago
Lol what does a/s/l mean??
MultiMusiclover3 6 months ago
@MultiMusiclover3 A/S/L means, Age/ Sex(Gender)/ Location
jadelilyrosie 6 months ago
a/s/l??? x
MsFee1997 6 months ago
@MsFee1997 178/both/ 101 DUMBLEDORE LANE!!!!
kklym124 1 month ago
Haha Delores thought she was on omegle suckerrrrr!
BunnyBear274 7 months ago
cant...breath...to..funny.
amiia2468 7 months ago
Oh god. Oh my god. I don't have any words for the tmi one. I'm just dying inside.
TheAwesomeBunny1 7 months ago
hehehe...potato =)
MentalPatient302 7 months ago
thats messed up stuff an yes we know its wrong........'but u can deny...." its funny
hangover844 7 months ago
I saw the Icon at 1:51
dixonhpboosh 7 months ago 4
The last one is frecking amazing.
Zoona9 8 months ago
*light-bulb moment* ohhhhh....
bushiixx 8 months ago
Haha HemHem666 and sexyseverus!!!!!!! Rofl!!
finn14lake 8 months ago
lol, boywholived!
rqbecky 9 months ago
who is hemhem666??? cus i dont gt it....
bushiixx 9 months ago
@bushiixx Umbridge
fFeartheDarkness 9 months ago
girgirl99- uuuuuuuuum. HemHem666 uuuuuuuh 666 is the number of the devil. lol sexyseverus freetheelves loonylupin
girgirl99 10 months ago
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GUESS WHAT!?!?!!?!!?
I saw the picture
lalalalapenguins 10 months ago
1:53 OH NO YOU DI'INT
rcoiteux 11 months ago
What's ASL stand for? I asked my friends and they didn't know, so we made up random stuff. Attack Sunbathing Llamas!!!
holliztr831 11 months ago
@holliztr831 It mean Age Sex Location (like state)
DumbledoresArmyLives 11 months ago
That last one was brilliant!! XD
OoPiNkIsHoO 11 months ago
Laughed like crazy at the last part!!! HemHem666 enters n they all leave n Sirius is like ?? Haha! Then... ASL? Lol!!
lbnhfrhsx 1 year ago
"Uhh, Hagrid?" "Yes?" "This is a potato." "No, it's Harry Potter." "You clearly wrapped a potato in blankets and marked a scar on its head." "I don't know what your talking about..." xD
katieiswatching 1 year ago 3
um, "sexysnape".....
LhamoEx 1 year ago
Rofl
TheAwesomestgal 1 year ago
Age sex location
hollaythevampgurl123 1 year ago
Whats A/S/L?
ganstaaaabroooo 1 year ago
@ganstaaaabroooo age sex location
michela111937 1 year ago
I saved this link about seven years ago when I was a kid... Lol, I didn't even know what half the jokes meant back then. However, I did know what porn was.
Ah, the beautiful memories.
craftyhan 1 year ago
@craftyhan
I need to reread those books. @_@ I mean, I really love this series and theres some jokes I don't get anymore. D:
CosplayCore 1 year ago
ganstaaaabroooo 1 year ago 3
@leighke It's called being a TRUE Harry Potter fan. And schizophrenic....
100kokokute 1 year ago
@100kokokute hmmm schizo agreed ;)
leighke 1 year ago
I loled at the 2nd chatroom.
Harry: I want her to DI-
HemHem666 enters the chatroom.
*Harry, Ron and Hermione leave*
PKLove10000 1 year ago
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kennedyboprh 1 year ago
Really funny :)
nomar5soxfan 1 year ago
IM HAPPY. TOO HAPPY. NOW IM SAD. OH THE ANGST! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
3 letters:
L
O
L
MJfanHPfanatic4evax 1 year ago
haha i loved that last one lol HEMHEM666 that was hilarious (:
doublesexything 1 year ago
HEMHEM666, haha! that was clever!
loadofmalarki6 1 year ago
bwaahahahahhahah NARNIA!!!
littlemissmoony13 1 year ago
Where to get that Dan image? that "Im happy.. too happy etc" ;D
LordisNaughtyGirl 1 year ago
Haha, true, that is DEFINATELY the best line!!! Well...behind "Follow the Butterflies." lol!!
ronandhermione245 1 year ago
1:07 Hate that scene... (I'm a Slytherin...)
1:34 LOL Sexyseverus....
1:52 I AM A PUREBLOOD WITCH!
2:49 - 3:00 HAHAHHAHAHA
3:02 - 3:34 Hahahahaa Umbridge is a creep
100kokokute 1 year ago
@100kokokute
i think you've been stuck in them books for too long...this is reality you know...you are no slythering nor pureblood in this world...
leighke 1 year ago
@leighke just shut up
ganstaaaabroooo 1 year ago
OMGLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! FreeTheElves at 3:14
yangroove 1 year ago
ya killed by a drapery so sad
brennamatzdorff 1 year ago
It was about umbridge they were bad mouthing her then she entered the room and Sirius wondered why they left and she said age/sex/location just like on omegle
nomar5soxfan 1 year ago
can some1 explain the last chatroom? thanx!
thebeatlesfan515 1 year ago
SIRIUS BLACK escaped Azkaban... Evaded Dementors... Outwitted Ministry... Killed by drapery. ...Narnia? ...WTF? this is a potato... Are you f****ing Serious? Yes, that too. WHAT? LOL!!!!LOL!!!!LOL!!!!!
EmeraldMalfoy1307 1 year ago
rcoiteux 1 year ago
0:42 WTH?! xD
snape wants porn back :(
xinia103 1 year ago
lol " i am dan i am happy! TOO HAPPY! now im sad... OH THE ANGST! what have i done?!"
24TeamJacob 1 year ago
A/S/L? means what??
Lol chat room was best
chaingangsta22 1 year ago
@chaingangsta22
lol age sex location
jessie15273 1 year ago
@jessie15273 LOL
chaingangsta22 1 year ago
nicely done
eaglewillfly 1 year ago
3:00 lol SnufflesPF BoyWhoLived Canons4ever FreeTheElves HemHem666 lol
Vegeta5887 1 year ago
1:08 lol i need a chat like that for school. (our comps dont connect like that)
Vegeta5887 1 year ago
spiders want me to tap dance!
Mirandacossy 1 year ago
are you f*cking serious!?. . yeah that too.. XD!
kamikaziakechi 1 year ago
LOL what happened to sirius after he fell through the veil? NARNIA. loll
ginny2harry 2 years ago
Yea the chatrooms r always the funniest. LOL! The funny started at the beginning!
BigFanofHarryPotter8 2 years ago
The chatrooms were the funniest parts xD!!
BunnyLooney 2 years ago
"Are you fucking serious" "Yes that too" "What?" "Oops..too much information" LOL!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
PsychoVenom777 2 years ago 54
The last one was really clever XD
FireBreathSpeaks 2 years ago
i dont get the chatroom A/S/L bit
bertfrantic 2 years ago
That's usually used in dating chatrooms (its mean "age sex and location"), so umbridge wants to chat up sirius black
FireBreathSpeaks 2 years ago
Tottally aswome
harrysgrl1990 2 years ago
lol random song. "Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn," lol! nice vid! cool!
MsPurpleGirl23 2 years ago
This is so classic, it's amazing.
annmk2018 2 years ago
What was the title of the YTMND with "Are You Fucking serious?"
mizkex 2 years ago
"Yes, that too."
"WHAT??"
lol i LOVED THAT!!!
littlemissmagic1019 2 years ago 3
the potateo bit made me laugh so hard xD
nicolethekid 2 years ago
1:53 - 2:16 omfg that made me laugh so hard i couldnt stop!! xD awesum vid-all to funny!!
punkanimeemi 2 years ago
chatrooms were gold!
LuckyFeathers23 2 years ago
no, 2:48-3:00 is without a doubt the best part :D
MarkAlan51596 2 years ago
ya you're right :)
LunaNera1221 2 years ago
lol
love the "are you fucking serious?!" icon, thats my signiture on DiviantArt
the song was hillarius, too
THEgreenVANisPUPLE 2 years ago
I agree, nothing is funnier than that line.
"Spiders want me to tap dance, I don't wanna tap dance, Harry!"
"You tell those spiders, Ron."
Narniafan1996 2 years ago
are you fucking serious?! Yes. that too. What? Oops. too much information.
xDDD <33
xxanimalluverxx 2 years ago
Harry: you're a werewolf?!
Lupin: yes.
Harry: are you fucking serious?!
Lupin: yes. That too.
Harry: what?
Lupin: oops. Too much information.
ROFL!!!! BEST WORDPLAY EVER!!!!! (I'm still laughing!!!)
7xXcookieXx7 2 years ago 2
i so agree with
rpattzluver1234 2 years ago
hemhem is umbridge i only got that when they left sirus with her
jamespatrick15 2 years ago
*Uuh Hagrid? This is a potato...* (...) *No, it's Harry Potter.*
Hahahaha! Fucking funny, still laught XD
miryANDmar 2 years ago
Who is HemHem666?? O_O I'M CONFUSED :(
Morningdew1435 2 years ago
Umbridge.
rebelious12345 2 years ago 19
That's....disgusting....
Morningdew1435 2 years ago
Umbridge... she says Hem Hem alot, and 666 = devil.
gamershe17 2 years ago
Umbridge. She was always like "HemHem" In the books
IncuboAmore 2 years ago
a/s/l?
simply awesome!
rmajumdar930 2 years ago
what does asl mean?
kitkat8686 2 years ago
Age, Sex, Location.
kandinsky51 2 years ago
ty vm
kitkat8686 2 years ago
m'kay (:
kandinsky51 2 years ago
Love it lol!!
Loved 0:27!!! ..... Killed by drapery!! :D
And Harry sure likes his porn!! :P
xxbeth93xx 2 years ago
Ron:Harry what are you reading?!
Harry:Porn
Ron:What?!
Harry:Shut up Ron.
LOL
DanaiLin1200 2 years ago
i loved the "are you fucking serious?"
R: yes. that too.
i always think of it like that when some one says that. lol XD
LiLKel4 2 years ago
2:48 - end = priceless
peopleperson500 2 years ago
who is hemhem666?
umbridge?
cookiebuddies 2 years ago
a/s/l?
oh price less!
cookiebuddies 2 years ago
Snape: Is this the Dungeons & Dragons Chat?
Everyone: XD
Wormtail: I dunt getit...
sidwerd1hater 2 years ago
ahaha it took me a second to get the "are you fucking serious?" one hahah and i didnt know harry loved porn so much lol
halfxbloodxprincess 2 years ago 2
i still dont get it...
deathcat51 2 years ago
lolz snape is like :
harry what do you have in your hands
harry : uhh porn ..
snape : give me the porn
teacher : whats going on ?
snape :harruy had porn
teacher : oh yes i see O_o come harry well talk about this in my office
snape : no i will take the porn
teacher : no i dont think so
snape: damn you
1800GLAMOROUS 2 years ago 2
that teacher is lupin
LiLKel4 2 years ago
UMBRIDGE!!!! lol
xoxharrypotter7 2 years ago
i didnt gett the last one?
katiecool70 2 years ago
hermy, ron, and harry are telling sirius what a horrible DADA umbridge is. harry is just about to say he wants her to die, when umbridge (remember she always went hem hem to clear her throat) came into the chatroom so hermy, ron, and harry left. sirius didn't know that hemhem was umbridge so he was confused as to why they all left
LiLKel4 2 years ago
@LiLKel4
Explaining it = NO FUN
rcoiteux 1 year ago
sexyseverus lol
hannahfanz6612 2 years ago
lol 'hemhem666'
Applepig96 2 years ago
THIS IS SO AWESOME. potato!
aMAKoriginal 2 years ago
hemhem666 entered the chatroom lol
Demon32694 2 years ago
mowing the lawn, mowing the laaawwn
egernhat 2 years ago
LOL "are you fucking serious", yeah that to lol
Demon32694 2 years ago 3
dude, the first one made me ROTFLMAO!!!
and the last one. ASL? moreike LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
hoppyiscute 2 years ago
lol i love lemondemon
ilovebethearly 2 years ago
There will never be to many jokes about sirius/serious confusion.
LillSenorita 2 years ago 2
I second that. They'll never be enough :D
Amywilkey 2 years ago
On the whole, misinterpretations rules.
LillSenorita 2 years ago
lmao 0:56!
baha, and 'you're a werewolf?' ;D
xOxH0LLiSTERRxOx 2 years ago
LMAO that was soo funny!
2:07 "This is a potato." "No its Harry Potter." LOL
MagnusAndAlec4eva 2 years ago
0:51
1:07
2:32
the best ever.
KougasJinxx 2 years ago
0:42
1:51
2:22
LMAO!
iiluuvaaniimees4evaa 2 years ago
OMG LUPIN IS FUCKING SIRIUS!!
gymnast4life724 2 years ago 2
what isthe interview with the blue backround and Dan is happy....too happy....now I'm sad..oh the angnst....can you tell me the name of it?
Ilovegryffindor 2 years ago
I have tears of laughter in my eyes!1I agree that line is the best!!You tell thoses spiders ron!!
Ilovegryffindor 2 years ago 2
haahaahaa!!!luv ur vid!
Ilovegryffindor 2 years ago
*Chokes over the Bush one* xDDD ahh nice video!! It was very funny! 5 stars and faved!
TheGentleWarrior1 2 years ago
awesome!! I love the bush one its my fave!!!
georgiefan1 2 years ago
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snowballness 2 years ago
Hermione = FreetheElves! Hahahahahahaha!
& 2:22-2:30-ROFL!
xfmaverickd 2 years ago
lol i love 2:48 - 3:00 i lold xDDDDDD
i love lupin <3 and sirius x3!!
chidgy 2 years ago
LMAO.
Last two were hilarious xD
MidnightSun04 2 years ago
i am dan. i am happy. to happy. now im sad, ow the angst!!! XD
puffpastry12 3 years ago
i don't get the last one
cnthncvgdsrnm 3 years ago
Stands for age/sex/location. Generally used by creepy old men online.
checkandcheckmate 2 years ago
Severus Snape JUST GOT WINKED AT. Omg that's my favourite.
LOL umbridges name was hemhem!!! Genius
XxiloveGWxX 3 years ago
Where did you find them ?
JonasXjaune 3 years ago
lmao I am Dan. I am happy!!! omg funny
ITS a POTATO!!!
THis is great==favourited!
omg hilarious
1harry1potter1 3 years ago
BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING.......
DIBS ON SIRIUS! (oh, yes, i love him even though he was killed by curtains)
awesome vid :)
ElanaProductions 3 years ago
the music is kind of wierd, but really funny!!!!
i love the first 1, sup death eaters!!!! LOL
ilovharrypotter13 3 years ago
i don't get 2.48 to 3.00
Can anybody explain?
amaister93 3 years ago
he meant 'are you fucking serious?'
but lupin took it as 'are you having sexual relations with sirius black'
:)
bonbonbiscuit 2 years ago 2
0:42-0:50 LOL!!!!!!!!!! awesome! 8D
superfrogrox17 3 years ago
lmfao 2:48-3:00
that is pure Epicness
JennaisMrsK2 3 years ago
funniest part is from 1:55 to 2:18..
i almost died
:p
rainmtk 3 years ago
harry- ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
lupin- yes. that too.
lmao!!!
Amdog11 3 years ago
xD The potato part!
ICommentYourLife 3 years ago
OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!!!
my faves
:50
1:00 1:05 OMG ITS SNAPE!!! *squee*
1:34 PERFECT! sexyseverus, oh my god thats priceless! but its true! *cough* i mean, errr...
2:33 *wink wink* :D
3:14 omg i just lost it... i fell outta my chair... FREE THE ELVES DAMNIT!HOLY SHYOT! ASL! OMFG! O-M-F-G!! i think i've gone crazy from the funnies in my head ^_^
Gryffindor0Slytherin 3 years ago
are you fucking serious?!
yes that to
GUNNINGDOWNUNITED 3 years ago
yah! obama lover!!!!!!!!
ladymarauder97 3 years ago
awesome. where'd u get all the icons from?
Ninie014 3 years ago
hahaha asl? 30 sirius black no no opps that wud have been funny
melmar9 3 years ago
wats asl?
PivotFan97 3 years ago
age
sex(gender)
location
pinkmewmew 3 years ago
Are you F!cking serious??
yes, that too.
what????
puffpastry12 3 years ago
asl???
lol!!
awesome!
r u fucking serious???
aniisah19 3 years ago 2
the potato one cracks me up every time x]
xLilypotterx 3 years ago 2
i liked the chat rooms the best!
AnimeVampireChic 3 years ago
i woz cryin wid laughter at da potato bit
MissAliceWonderland 3 years ago 3
haha that was gold. "Are you fucking serious?" "Yes, that too" Hehehehehe nice one.
breeza006 3 years ago 4
i the the "Your fucking serious?" "Yes that too." lol thats so great
Amywilkey 3 years ago 3
waaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
LMAO!! Oh Merlin...!
The chat!! sexy snape!! xD wajajaja,
Shelfu 3 years ago
the one at 2:49 is HILARIOUS
AddictiveSingin 3 years ago