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  • MOST ENTERTAINING HOCKEY PLAYER EVER WELL FUNNIEST

  • i fucking love sean avery lol

  • "aw you got my number already?"

  • He has turned into such a douche bag! He should just retire! Type in walkeravery to see Walker mic'd up and hear the real sean avery.... Pussy!!!!!!

  • fuck avery the pussy that turtles 

  • as a wings fan, i would like to apologize to the rest of the league on behalf of everything detroit red wings for bringing this stuck up, pompous asshole into the NHL

  • "IT IS SO!!" Haha, good second-grade comeback Avery.

  • Sounds like will Ferrell

  • Avery:"the puck was loose!"

    Ref: "no its not"

    Avery:"look..its right there"

  • "hes young and he'll learn" ..... lol guess not.

  • @whosyanig was just laughing about the exact same thing

  • I Believe He Did Get Back In The Rangers , Im Happy He Is. Now Cam Janssen , Dion Phaneuf , David Clarkson Etc... Etc... Can Kick His Cowardy Ass

  • I miss avery :'(...torts need to bring him back up to the rangers..hes sucha great player

  • avery talks a lot of shit then cries to the league that simmonds called him a faggot.....maybe he shouldnt be such a faggot and people wouldnt call him that

  • @njduquette LOL ...... awesome

  • ahahahahahahahaha he'lll learn hahahahaha

  • i NEVER knew avery played for detroit before this video

  • Laraque in his thinking "naaa, they'll phone children's aid"...

  • its a shame the condoms were defective.....

  • wow, he has a really annoying highpitch voice

  • Thats his job, to piss the other team off, hes a chirper. And hes doing a damn good job if hes pissing you off and your only seeing him through the television

  • Sean Avery plays with dolls and collects womens bags = #1 homo in the league

  • They rly need to put a mic on him more often haha

  • sean avery is a STUD

  • sweet Oiler thirds

  • His ass woulda gotten whooped by Laraque

  • Vilket jävla pucko till dommare åker runt utan hjälm?

  • @menorkadetjue haha hur gammal e du? 1. snackar svenska och ingen förstår 2. när tror du detta var? 3. ett tips häng med :P

  • haha ya avery is sick he plays with a shit ton of heart

  • you have to like avery and fuck off avery haters :)

  • so glad the rangers picked him up cause that dudes got energy like a nuke... i dont know

  • "You can't handle me"

    george just turns around and smiles... because George could rearrange Avery's face until they both speak with a Quebecois accent.

    Laraque knows it. Avery knows it. You know it. I know it.

    ...and we all want to see it.

  • thats what she said after everything avery said, and, OH YEAH, THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID

  • The NHL penalizes and suspends Avery for mouthing off at others, yet countless slewfoots, head hits and other worse penalties happen all the time without a blink by the refs. Leave Avery alone. Trash talk is less harmful than a stick to the head.

  • Avery's my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • George would fuck his shit up for life.

  • Yeah Brett, it was real great when he drove your Stars team into the ground after only half a season and made you look like an world-class idiot for signing him.

  • No Brett, he will NEVER learn...

  • avery would not fight george

  • "oh you got my number already" lmfaoo sean avery is the entertainment part of the nhl. without him, there would be nobody to hate and comments to laugh about.

  • Thumbs up 4 laraque keeping his cool and only fighting when nessecary

  • It's funny. On ice chirping doesn't change with age. That's what we all sounded like when we were 15 years old.

  • I love the shit he says but i hate the way he plays.

  • THE PUCK WAS LOOSE IT WAS RIGHT THERE

  • "Tell me when, big shooter, tell me when"......ROFL

  • Georges was just like "what?"

  • People like this make the game fun to watch! same as Laraque, Datsyuk and Luongo.

  • the nhl network could have a very successful show called "sean avery mic'd up"

  • lmfao

    "You get here, go"

    "Me?"

    "Go"

    "Ah, you got my number already"

    "Go"

    "The puck was loose."

    "No it's not, go"

    "It is so, it's right there"

  • they arnt the best trash talkers :/

  • To bad Laraque didn't kicked his ass.......

  • @prosenator Laraque is a pussy ass nigger who would die vs Sean Avery :)

  • @Afroman2978 Sure -.-

  • hahahaha i love it

    mic him up more

    best part: Ughh! You got my number already?!?!?!

  • lol everyone on the ice is thinking of ways to shut him up but there is none.

  • kinda reminds me of will ferrel in semi pro lol

  • Laraque would fucking destroy that little piece of shit

  • @G0odf3lla understatement lol there would only be a pair of skates left after laraque was done with him

  • @differentskater heheh

  • Thumbs Up If Avery Is Awesome!

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  • @chelseafcfanisy why dont you say that to his face and see if he's with his purse

  • the only thing better then having avery mic'd is haveing torts mic'd 

  • "i'll be there all night you fucking slug."

    hahahahahaha

  • hahaha you cant handle me george

  • avery the faggot

  • what is this from?

  • I'm a devils fan, But you gotta admit, having a player like avery is good cause he gets under peoples skin, and he really affects their play style.

  • The slamming of the penalty box door adds a nice touch.

  • everyone hates him... i thinks he is great :) put thumbs up on this comment if u like sean avery

  • Sounds like a kid talking to his mom.

    "IT IS SO"

  • hey avery grow a nut sack

  • period 4?

  • its for overtime

  • cant handle me george

  • Avery needs to be mic'd up more often. This is 5 star comedy.

  • haha YES IT IS ITS RIGHT THERE! haha so funny :)

  • avery is hilarious lol

  • Avery is a disgrace to the league...

  • THIS MAN IS AWESOME :D

  • @dishwalla..You got that right i love Avery, he is so funny. Go Rangers!

  • "You can't handle me George" LMAO. Laraque just turns around and looks like "is this kid serious?" :)

  • "He's young and he'll learn."

    Funniest comment about Avery I've heard, because this was 7 years ago, and he still hasn't learned.

  • @bigredjj10 Dude I was thinking the exact same thing! lol Nothings changed. Guess 'with age comes maturity' does not apply to him.

  • @bigredjj10 Ya that was good...but what about "you cant handle me george"....

  • @bigredjj10 whats that supposed to mean...your telling me hes not imrpoved as a pest in 7 years....i beg to differ

  • @molongo0 That's not at all what he said. They mean that he will learn to tone it down a little. Something he has not done :P.

  • @bigredjj10 oh he's learned... new ways of being a slug!

  • You fucking SLUG!

    Can't stand Avery but that was HILARIOUS.

  • Sean Avery beat daniel carcillo avery is one of the best fighters only fighter better is colton orr but i think avery can give orr a good fight

  • you must be retarded...avery can give orr a good fight? your parents must have been related before they got married pal

    Avery is barely a middleweight as far as fighters go. He's a great pest and decent player, not a fighter

  • YOU fucking idiot avery beat carcillo who will beat orrs ass avery is one of the best fighters

  • @botzaro00

    dude....u must not watch hockey

    haha if you think the only guy in the league whos a better fighter than avery is orr, try checking out something called the western conference, sorry pal your wrong and coming off stupid

  • Avery is a pretty good fighter look at his fight vs carcillo avery can fight..im not even a avery fan or a rangers fan im a blackhawk fan

  • the puck was loose...no it wasnt....Its right there lmao .....i hate avery but hes funny

  • Avery's a fucker.

  • Wings shoulda kept him. Go Wings Go

  • Sean Avery F'd up!

  • I love Sean Avery.

  • @DCmar93 He's such an ass that Dallas couldn't wait to send him back to the only team stupid enough to really want him, and even then the coach (Tortorella) was pulling his hair out because of his antics.

  • this guy is a faggot..i can see why people in the league hate him..hes all talk

  • avery is one funny s.o.b... i'll give him that

  • Lol @ Hull's comment: "He's young and he'll learn" Couldn't have been more wrong.

  • "you cant handle me george" ahhahahahah

  • lmao laraque vs avery....yeah wonder how that would turn out.

  • I'll be right there all night you fucking slug.

    I hate Avery but that is HILARIOUS.

  • i like how the refs don't kiss the palyers asses like they do in mlb

  • hes actually so funny..reminds me of a little kid..the puck was loose..it is so its right there.

  • hes a dick but its funny

  • lol hes cocky but thats part of hockey playin with the other players head

  • tell me when big shooter tell me when LMFAO that was great

  • Wow what a joke!!!

  • "You cant handle me George" LOL

  • he played on the wings?!?! when is this from?

  • @spypengyn 2002 his rookie season. And as you already know the wings won the cup that year against the Hurricanes but Avery's name never made it on the cup because he didn't play enough games that year. I barely remember him, As much as I hate the motherfucker now, I wish we kept him around.

  • his rookie season was 2001-2002? how did the wings lose him? and if his name isnt on the cup that means that he didnt play 41 regular season games or 1 playoff game, right?

  • @spypengyn Avery was signed by Detroit as a free agent in '99. He played one final year in juniors before turning pro in 2000 in the AHL. His NHL debut was in the 200102, And your right ,he only played 36 regulars and 0 playoffs. Detroit then traded him to L.A.

  • Lol "He's Young, He'll Learn to tone things down a bit"

    He didnt learn Mr. Coach :(

  • He left the Wings. If he would have stayed he would be completely different, and that "coach" was actually Brett Hull, this is an old clip.

  • I gotta say that was a lame ass penalty

  • averys funny

  • "he's young and he'll learn" guess not eh

  • I'm a Wings fan, and I have to say that I really do NOT want this jackass back in Detroit. The coach was wrong, he hasn't learned. He still runs his mouth, and still gets into trouble. Many thought Esa Tikkanen was bad, but Sean Avery is much worse. OK we had a troublemaker back in the day, Ted Lindsay, but he was a LEGEND. Avery is a fucking, filthy, rat. No way in HELL would I wear a Sean Avery Red Wings jersey.

  • how do you think ranger fans feel.... oh yeah, i forgot, ranger fans are all scum bags, so Avery fits right in with them. i'm a Devils fan, but detroit is one of my favorite teams so it was painful to see that jackass with detroit.

  • Yeah, the Rat does fit in with the Rangers, and I'm surprised how their coach has to deal with him. Brett Hull made the BIGGEST mistake ever by signing Avery to the Stars, and even then, what did he do? He got into even MORE trouble. As a Pens fan (mostly other than Detroit, yeah it's ironic that I love both these teams), Mario Lemieux would NOT allow Avery to play for Pittsburgh. You think New York's the only place Avery fits in, try the Flyers. He'd be good there, but yeah Ranger fans suck.

  • lol ranger fans suck? hearin that from a pens fan is kind of ironic

  • I hate the Rangers, they're a rival to Pittsburgh. If you're a Pens fan, you hate the Rangers fan, and it's the same for a Rangers fan.

  • ranger fans are all scum, lol devils fans are a bunch of assholes who fight at every game becuz they think it makes them look cool

  • scum bags? at least we have fans...who fills prudential every ranger game over there? its half full of rangers fans and when your teams is playing someone else, you get like 8 ppl in the building

  • first of all, the rangers have been around longer than the devils.

    2. the rangers became more popular when Gretzky played for them.

    3. The Devils dont have any GREAT landmarks to sit on for people to be fans.

    4. Our arena isn't located in one of the most popular cities in the US. and our arena isn't much for tourism where the MSG is.

    idk where you got 8 people from, but home games, there can be up to 10,000-17,000 Devil fans in the building. and away, there are definitely more than 8 fans.

  • @NJtriple6 You quoted "3. The Devils dont have any GREAT landmarks to sit on for people to be fans." i strongly disagree, Martin Brodeur is the best goalie in the, in fact he's the best goalie in nhl history. Screw that he's the best goalie in the world, he has the stats to prove it and he's still playing great today. Personally I think that its a HUGE landmark, its like saying having Gretzky play on Edmonton or Lemieux playing on Pittsburgh isn't a great landmark, do you agree?

  • oh, my bad, i may have phrased that whole thing wrong, i meant landmarks as in, MSG, Times Square, or Rockefeller Center. i didn't mean to use it in a way to describe Gretzky.

    but yeah, brodeur would be our biggest landmark in that point of view, but then, i would also have to include Scott Stevens in that category.

  • :P imjustfillingupthespaceineedto­putthecommentin

  • @redsox10yankees3 Stick to baseball douche.

  • thats brett hull ...not their coach...avery's the best agitator in the league and tons of teams could use a guy like him

  • Lol I fucking hate Avery, but I'd love to have him on my side any day.

  • i dont like sean avery but come on give him some credit

  • it's assholes like this that make me ashamed to be a wings fan sometimes. He trys to start shit evry game.

  • Well good thing he hasn't been on our team for 7 years!

  • "hes young and he'll learn" ... SURE

  • "he's young, he'll learn"

    hahhaha apparently not

  • lol i think he is halrious lmao

    "i be hear all night u f*** slut" lmfao

  • lol he said slug not slut but either way hes still is funny!

  • i wish they mic'd avery up every game. talk about entertainment

  • I stopped liking the Red Wings when they got this big mouth

  • You're an idiot.  The Wings were his first team...he wasn't even well known until a couple of years after he got traded.

  • Dont call me an idiot you clown. I watched all the Red Wings games then I could tell right there he was a loud mouth prick. I have always hated this guy. The main reason I stopped liking them was when they got Hatcher.

  • OK, so before it was because of Avery and now it's because of Hatcher.

    lol

  • The guys a total prick. Hope someone gives him a real good hiding soon.

  • "It is so,its right there!" omg I love hearing him mic'd up,but they dont do it in ny I wonder why.....

  • only thing he's good at is talkin

  • AMAZING. Avery should be mic'd up all the time. What is this from?

  • "the puck was loose."

    "it was not."

    "it is so, its right there."

    yeahh, Sean, thats because the whiste blew. pay attention every now and then.

  • the more you talk to the refs, the more attention they'll give to that aspect of the game. then you can try to get away with other things.

  • Tell me when big shooter, tell me when...this makes me laugh every time

  • thats the one flaw of the wings signing avery

  • complete BEAUT

  • sean avery is the best. you guys are gay cuz you guys dont have the balls that avery does you pussys. first why dont you guys go learn how to play before judging sean you pussyholes.

    Thank You

  • lol you fall for the same shit as every player who hates avery.

  • Sean Gayvery sucks dick

  • gay

  • "He's young and he will learn"

  • sean avery is a racist faggot

  • And your a cock sucking fucker. ;)

  • ur probably a whiteboy faggot who loves avery, loser

  • Think your really tough by using the word "faggot"? Wow, real pathetic.

  • ok faggot

  • You must be one because you use that word everytime you comment.

  • na ur one and sean avery is one. just like ur dad.

  • Wow thats imature. I may say shit but I dont go as low as saying shit bout someones parents. You havent even met my parents or me. Grow the fuck up.

  • man just shut up ur annoying as fuck

  • Then quit replying to me mother fucker!