SideScrollers - "Nubbie" (Video Game Podcast)

[MasterGamer1674]

28:50 jared makes the best face evar!

[DementisXYZ]

Speaking of that risque picture, (I feel terrible for asking this, but) how about putting it up as advantage member content?

[fingrid]

31:02 - 32:15 The Craig moment. :)

[BammBamm227]

Lawlz

[Marzell765]

No one wanted a Tower Defense for their HQ?

[Creamy360]

Jared was so mad when Craig disregarded his birthday challenge idea hahah stupid rape master

[squareenixgirl]

Jared said he liked my username. My life is complete.

[primus103]

Love how they still use Destin's voice in the intro of....HARD NEWS!

[Museyfied]

11:41 UUAAH, BABY!

[Proiteus]

Here's a question for you Screwattack...

When was nick's hands of destruction first discovered?

[VenomProject]

Mischief = throwing toilets into doors?

Wow.

[ackbarfan5556]

HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS FOREVER!

[MrSpiritcrusher666]

24:18 ololololol

[AARST]

What's this? SideScrollers finally got their boobie pictures? It took you long enough. ;3

[KayKayNay]

6 people got there hands sawed off

[TaWiiGamer22]

hence the term im gonna ban you so hard that your gonna have a baby

[luckyjinxer]

The Armored Armadillo Stage music from Megaman X! You've just gained a viewer, my friend.

[osswaldini]

Want a drinking game? Take a shot every time Chad shakes his hair

[Wulahhi]

@osswaldini i tried first 4 minutes in i passedout..

[ZeroCool148]

@osswaldini make it every time Chad laughs :P

[XLRO8]

@osswaldini how about everytime my wife talks?

X3

[Linklex7]

I thought the same thing as you did Craig when I was a kid about Metroid. That the Justin Bailey code just made you play as a new female character and not Samus.

[CoopZillaTron]

EPIC JARED FACE TRANSACTION AT 03:11

[ben123767]

Don't for get bye bye laptops

[coolxdmx3]

lmao lil girl rolls by with a middle finger got me laughing

[ytchip21]

I like the random picture of Toon Link in the back

[ace0135]

Lol skullomania. I was gonna say Dan Hibiki, but I think Skullomania is a more realistic suggestion.

[ace0135]

I thought Samus was just a robot.

[saintdane05]

Thumbs up if you saw this for the kitten in the thumbnail.

[flo7flames]

HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH YOUR ARM?!!!!! 2:30

[Wafgkji]

OMFG no 43:32

[xXbelmontXx]

actually donkey kong country had the most megs

[crazydude980]

34:21 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pineomj10]

***Spoiler Alert***

There is a severe lack of Nubbie the kitten in this video

[MrSV991]

My first metroid was zero mission (I'm 16 btw) and then Fusion (perhaps my favorite metroid game of all time)

[MoonspiderHugs]

BEWBS!!!!

[rocky0240]

this is the only podcast I listen 2 on youtube. THANK YOU FOR BEING AWSOME!

[Standard420247]

"Dress" as a naked Samus Aran.

[bobomber]

where's nubbie? -_-

[mankinPT]

pause at 03:03, rape master... LOL

[xkevinc]

anthony burch is writing borderlands 2, that's worth mentioning, as an internet video game web show person thing

[mexicankid43]

WHAT ABOUT STARFOX HUH?!!??!!?

[zanecnorton]

Who said that kid did not have a mom.

[theexplosivedude]

being in labor and the video thats a true mlg legit hardcore fan

[SuperZelda1712]

Jared looks pissed

[basman2006]

YESSSSSS you should hire the guy!! we just won't call him Chaz, we will just call him the guy who's wife went into labor at Quakecon

[BrokenGeode]

Bugger, that means that even if Diablo 3's age rating doesn't stop me my crappy internet connection will.

[RedWolf3487]

I wish I was named after Atari.

[MrGRB96]

i love craig's captain eo t-shirt

[wgamefreak]

Damn! 39:33

[DisturbedCreations02]

39:02 What's funny about that picture is it's a goth with a Pokemon flag

[Zeldaschampion]

borderland had too much development on the multiplayer and not enough on the single player. The ending was a joke that lasted barely a minute with the amount of crap you had to go through just to get to it was a kick to the balls.

[BurndIce]

I live in fort lauderdale T_T

[TheDirector999]

There's a show called Testers?

[KReApAh]

Captain EO came back to Disneyland last year.

[R193L1]

my dad cut off my cast with a dremel

[TheDudemaster1000]

I'm going to get my dad to cut off my arm so I can get that interview.

[cameleopard42]

*Baby comes out*

Holy Sh*t!

What is this?

Forged in God's very flame.

Do mine eyes tell me lies?

A new Elder Scrolls babe.

[101thematrix101]

give me a link to unaware steve!!!!!!!

[th3Dr4k0n]

loooosers!!!

[pieisgood13]

But did the guy who proposed via Sidescrollers a few months back get married?

[NOSFERATUalu]

Metroid Other M is... ugh... absolute... loathsome....

[aszdude67]

hey i love game informer haha been a subscriber for 6 years

[fluflu1]

you know what Jared JIGGLYPUFF IS AWSOME!!!!!

[Proiteus]

Can someone put up a link for that metroid prime tv ad with the dog, or even better make it the clip of the week!

[NogVlog]

That baby is a DRAGONBORN!!!

[Pineomj10]

@NogVlog This is win sir/madam

[NogVlog]

@Pineomj10- IT's sir, thanks

[BitetheBullet86]

23:31 Oh Lordy, need some more toilet paper!

[MetaWhiteYoshi]

Answer to question #3: Bidoof.

[papercanfly]

There is no bad Metroid game!

[dewanamatt1]

oh, how I've missed thee!

[hayzer18]

The baby is....DRAGON BORN!

[SonicManEXE]

Yes! Weird things about the state I live in!

[Y0UNGBaLL3R]

Dam easy button taunting me

[miniwargamereric]

rock robstar = cock goblar?

[hayzer18]

whenever jared say " I hope your pretty little hands arent tired, cuz your gonna make me a coat hanger!" for some reason it just looks epic

[JohneAwesome]

2d metroid would make me happy as well

[unkill900]

waffle

[karurosu07]

The "false" contractions, that don´t make the women go into labor, they´re called Braxton Hicks contractions.

[CodyDS1993]

third news story was on flufee talks

[crazyjorge2111]

sex

[OcarinaOfAwesome222]

@crazyjorge2111 agreed.

[PirateDrive]

Push it back in!!!

[Matslek08]

Answer to question 3: The guy who lost to Glass Joe

[fiddlebender88]

lol I love how Nick is so out of place and confused in that intro.

[erdvilla]

The onlly way I would buy a WiiU is if 2 Metroid games and 1 Zelda game come out on the 1st 18 months after release, otherwise I'll wait for the WiiMe XD

[ninjapenguin247]

answer to question 3: Shaq from Shaq Fu

[ZeroDragon]

Nice comeback guys, keep up the good work on Screwattack.

[akaSinan]

It's like while I was scanning through my old PC games and noticed that I owned the windows version of Full Throttle and Maniac Mansion 2

[Impact2us]

LOLLOLOLOL Craig got OWNED!!! XD

[attoloco]

what the fuck is wrong with Jared... so damn serious lately >___<

[PearlSWEDEN]

Yaaay I got featured : D 39:05

[tiaxanderson]

They did the same with StarCraft 2 and I was thinking "But what if your internet is fucked?"

Luckily, now I know. After several days without internet we finally have a new modem, however, it randomly refuses active and new connections at random intervals. (at first I thought it was my torrent program, but that's not it).

So randomly, I get disconnected from all my IMs and I can't play starcraft for like 10 to 15 minutes. With Diablo, unlike SC, I'll be single playering mostly :(

[gamesbond0024]

Metroid other m is my favourite metroid game.

C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!!

I have only played 4 and that is this and the 3 primes. So I can't say it's super metroid coz I haven't played it yet! And I really want to!

[carloscasty]

i would name my kid akuma XD

[res20stupid]

HOLY SHIT!!! august 6 is my sister's birthday

[Radkennster]

The first Chozo battle in Super Metroid haunted me as kid.....

ugh, the scene when your locked in the room after the upgrade then it gets up and the music starts playing......it still sends chills down my spine -__-

but I still LOVE that game to death!

[willgraham13]

It's funny how EVERY episode of "The First 48" takes place in either Dallas or Miami. I would be willing to bet that Dallas has more crime (for 2011) than Miami.

[mstrswrd]

No, Chad, you would not be able to defeat anyone from Melty Blood, or, well, anything made by Type Moon. Yes, they're schoolgirls; one can control Fire to a degree that it melts flesh without thought, one is a warrior who can kill that which is inhuman without trying, others are inhumanly strong and more. Seriously, you trying to fight one of them would be like you trying to fight, well, anyone in Gensokyo/from Touhou, like Yukari (think Cthulu in the form of a woman, but more powerful).

[PrecociousPanda]

Just an FYI: You can sell characters in Diablo 3. Great sidescrollers, guys. We missed ya.

[ichi1082]

39:39 for hot asian chick

[TheQuiroz5]

@ichi1082 actually japaneese and koreans are very beautiful women

[Shr00b]

@ichi1082

I think 40:39 is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaay better, just saying, now excuse, i gotta do something with my dick.

[ichi1082]

loool melty blood

[guhag]

you are gonna make me a coat hanger

[hassmann2000]

I tried to play super metroid. I thought it was crap.

whats so fun about being 6 ft tall and shooting animal things that are 0.5 ft tall with a pea shooter. Not only that you have to literally shoot every pixel to find where to go. very tedious. MEDTROID FUSION on the other hand (on the GBA) is one of the best games I have ever played. Story, focus, everything.

[krabbymcnabby]

I could beat sandbag hands down

[zeldamania]

I think it's kind of a douchy from them to make fun of the horrible finger incident. it sure was a traumatic event for the child and some other guys make publicly fun of it.

[DreamMarko]

He doesn`t really need hands to play football :)

[indra434]

Im posting this mid-video but I just have to say that, Im a 15 year-old gamer and my first 2 video games on a console/handheld were Metroid Prime and Metroid Fusion when I was about 6-7 years-old and they are still some of my favorite games ever.

[Chocobotamer]

I love you, Jared!

[minodragon]

All those females were cross dressers! :O

[Efreeti]

Penny Arcade expertly ruined The Tester in comic and web series form.

[IAmSamThatIAM]

I don't know about any of you guys, but I can't stand looking at the girly man Chad messing with his hair on video. He needs to cut that faggot ass hair style, unless he is a homo.

[Fransinn3]

well, Hello 40 minuets of awesomeness. We meet again.

[key099able]

what about a metroid other m style metroid game on the 3ds without the narration from samus and go back to text and then people bitch about that

[CrazyDuckBE]

Captain EO !!!! WOOOOH !!!

Also huzaaaah for long Sidescrollers again :)

[newa15917]

I'm gonna go see Captain EO at Disneyland (CA) this week. =D

[key099able]

but you missted earthbound on your top 20 snes game list

[React0rElite]

Jared, Craig, Chad, You are so awesome! XD

[karasuat]

Tales of Phantasia beat Super Metroid in the size department.

[Efreeti]

I think the lighting is nice. It looks brighter than in the old videos.

[thepekay]

If he seriously named his baby "Atari" then.. yeah, I don't think he deserves a job. Or anything.. at all.

[Valkodu]

@thepekay I still think Atari is a much better name than something like "Destiny".

[codenamegamer]

I really hope that on my week (sidescroller's 31st.) they'd do the challange to dress up as one of the screwattack memebers

[WrathIsMe]

2 of these stories where on flufee

[Glux247]

Chad, anyone in Melty Blood would fuck you up, bigtime.

[RafaelAlejandro14]

I'm playing Other M while watching this!

[crammage]

sheprime and rocklobstar is HOT!

[fsmetal]

Someone dress up as Samus and put a Captain Eo shirt over your armor

[crammage]

i am so gonna pause at 39:14

[UltimteLifeForm]

A fire pole would be awesome

[crammage]

i was driving solo 10 years old ! big deal

[xEmoSolidSnakex]

How can i Be an Intern? What Special Skills Does ScrewAttack Require?

[adamthecg]

@xEmoSolidSnakex poor capitalization is key! :)

[xEmoSolidSnakex]

@adamthecg thanks for letting me know that T_T

[Haroids]

ROFL 39:45

Jared: "I like your name"

LOOOOOL.

[BlueYoshiGamer]

I don't want new staff :( I want destin, corry, and jose back :(

[UltimteLifeForm]

The only reason Game Informer has so many subscribers is because of Gamestop/pre-ordering

[mangaassasin]

.... I liked Other M.

[M3rtyville]

For some reason I have to think about the Irate Gamer if I hear Diablo xD

I forgot why

[kryptonkandor]

I came here for the kitty :D

[Mochme]

Thats so sad that pictures of chicks get in just cause they chicks =P

[crammage]

spRikleERZ

[SolidSnake684]

Where's the Tv alternating pics of the two hot chicks in armor sitting down or the nintendo thing with Mario, Samus, Fox and Link. I need ma tvs man. Anyways good show, Super Metroid and Fusion are some of my favorite games ever.

[keftatheclown4x]

On September 1st i am getting Metroid 1 for the first time.I have played Super Metriod,Metroid Prime,Metriod Prime 3 and Metroid Prime 2 echoes.

[Skaterbond979]

i dont know if jared doesnt smile alot but he never seems happy on sidescrollers

[TeknoBoy]

@Skaterbond979 I think he smiles plenty

[volvo145]

god pregnant women are disgusting.

[volvo145]

u suck if u didnt buy D2. i got it in autumn 2000 and got Starcraft, Starcraft Brood War. Diablo 1 and Warcraft 2 at the sametime. For the price of just Diablo II.

[gyrrakavian]

"Other M" should have been called ANYTHING but Metroid! They pretty much threw out the entire mythos of the series.

[wootsausemanman]

I forgot they moved

[rurounizanza]

Where the hell are the TVs!? I can't watch Sidescrollers without some gameplay going on!

[djinn690]

Diablo 3 will actually allow you to purchase characters as well.

[wootsausemanman]

@djinn690 like classes

[xkillerofallx]

i live in FL and around the area these storys happen and my dad works at a news station in FL

[ultima209]

Jared has the eye candy behind him

[Jettblackmatt]

i would pick my building to be in river city. so that when you need money you can just beat someone up and wait for someone to barf some up.

[darklifeproduction]

NO BEER MAKE CRAZY

[smro00]

I miss the old set... the missing TV ruins it.. RUINS IT! *crys*

[GekiRinTouja]

He ripped out a toilet? How do you even?

[ErlingM]

Fuck yeah! Love that the episodes are back to normal epic length!

[GamerAwesome13]

i bet someone will get a white shirt and make their own captain eo shirt lawl

[GunMetalGrey009]

bring us pikmin 3

[Ostnizdasht206]

"INTO A CHURCH!" lol

[S3rtkayaftw]

sexism?

[BobombX]

Jared punting a jigglypyuff... Interesting mental picture haha