Ellen DeGeneres Show - Ellen DeGeneres vs. Allison Janney

[NeverAshcroft]

allisons hair looks fabulous!

[iledvmbsiscvs]

lol she jst gobs on the floor 1:31,

[FallOutBoy1201]

Omfg when she accidentally punched her in the face I was laughing so hard!

[Fahad1422]

sooooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

so they r gonna get married???

[SolitaryDarkness]

0:4o priceless xD

they're SO funny =D

[kataevans]

that was waaay too funny!!

[alan55rickman]

HAHAHAHAA!!!

[RaynardL]

Too funny!!

[felicitaesther]

jajajajsooo hilarious!!!!ellen is amazing

[crazyvla]

lol. this is sooo muuchhh fun!!

[MishWendyPants]

i love Allison Janney.

i also love Ellen DeGeneres.

they're great together :)

[amaiacm]

Jajajaja, this is very funny!!

[Nuliscute]

uuuh love them both, Omg this is hilaraus. Cant stop laughing :D

[ladyvee7110]

I love it when Allison Janney is on because you never know what competition they'll get themselves into next but it's all in good fun. They both are tons of laughs and obviously good friends.

[ElizaMogha]

that was just hilarious! what a quality vid!

[soccerforever1993]

I love them!! They are hilarious!

[liina000]

ELLEN WINS! ALLISON CHEATS! LOL, they're so funny. that's hilarious.

[LegendaryAdrenaline]

ugh who would boo allison janney. she rocks.

[carol90]

jajaja

[clarapl]

DanishDog, how stupid are you? Here's a tip: If it says "Ellen Degeneres" in the title, then it's a pretty good bet the video will be of her.

[t0th1nk]

If you don't like her, don't watch and keep your comments to yourself.

[LexCooBukaba]

lol I know this is late danishdog but you went through all this trouble to say you hated her wow lol so why exactly did you search this video O.o

[alleydolls]

OMG!

SHE WAS IN 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

haha i love that movie and we have the same name!

SHE ROCKS!

[musicaldramaqueen]

Ha aha ah I had no idea they had dueled that many times =)

[00lordy00]

that was hilarious!!

[edgeyewkated]

I LOVE when Allison is on the show.

[sereneged]

HAHA at :39 when Ellen is outraged, that's the most amazing reaction/face!

[tyqaJ]

hahaha how funny!

[nicolega2001]

Ellen is so cute!

[Tilli79]

This was awesome! I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe!

[BanthaFodder04]

Wow, that was great. "ALLISON PUNCHES" lol.

[BloodStainedRosexXx]

lmao!!! i love the sumo wrestling!!!

[mowgli1919]

Shes an entertainer, there to entertain us(obviously). We have noright to intrude in her lifestyle, we dont know her, nd she doesnt know us. Btw "NathanG" if thats ure REAl name... arent you judging others aswell? As you say "Judge not lest ye be judged" is that hypocrisy?

[mowgli1919]

I cant understand how she is constantly "going on about" her sexuality, as some of you have suggested. i think she learned her lesson after doing "ellen" (these friends of mine)She doesnt mention poria n her show, and only a few times has made jokes regarding her sexuality, when others have brought it up. Why are people so obsessed with it anyways? Shes an entertainer, shes there to make us laugh, if you dont like her, why are you watching her videos on here?

[sagitox]

lol! Go Ellen!

[terrence235]

i don't know that ellen play so many games with her...

[Tobilover]

these two are so cute together. I <3 both of 'em.

[BloodStainedRosexXx]

lmao!!!

[kaam0s]

hey, that's funny!!!

but there are several comedians in germany, too =)

[manofcards]

wtf is this sick woman show

[Cherryluv77]

I love the sumo suits!! Ellen's the best, lol!!

[chagspop]

It's amazing how people pays so much attention to the fact she's a lesbian. She's funny. She's not my wife, or girlfriend. Why should I care she's a lesbian?

[bshit]

that feaking funny man

[Moalicious]

ellen is very funny and talented!! one of my favorite comedians

[BrianLuvsYou]

Ellen is so fricken smart and hott!

[jualina]

me garcharia a la de verde y se lo tiraria a la otra forra

[kskelt]

hahaha that was great. Thanks for uploading this.

[ILikeCheese1256]

Okay I get it Ellen, you're gay, go the hell away already.

[Linkari]

Another good way to waste an already otherwise wasteful day in america.

[greendaygirly]

HAHA i want one of those fat suits!!! HAHAHA

[123456asdfghjkl915]

i dont like ellen but that was funny

[meridianchild]

oh man, that's great

[ojdit]

chirs cole

[Livvy011]

Ellen is such a lesbian!!

[Channel05]

hahah, that was funny.

[anakin005]

good ol dykes

[mikemathes]

some one lil bald deformed giant

[cris9711]

Pure Ellen! I love it!

[kieranmullen]

Snore. Is she suposed to be funny?

[m4punisherak47]

lezzy

[hanniballecturer]

ellens' so gay... oh ..heheheh...

[AirFlow101]

Just the ticket for a Saturday morning! Great!!!

[hugegiraffe]

random

[FiddleStyx71]

Ellen's so sweet. :D

[owgrafael]

lol omg 5*

[AllyEmm]

OMG this video is HILARIOUS!

[Starmie]

ALISON PUNCHES LMAO

[jakeblagg]

i think that ellen is the funniest person in the whole world!!!!

I LOVE YOU ELLEN!!

[jakeblagg]

omg, i LOVE THISSS!

[slicre]

buttsecks!

[keijogirl]

ELLEN WINS xD

[Phoenix4evur]

that was really funny

[cblattner]

ooooh kay thats creepy chickens *shivers*

[Spontyman]

Huh?! I didn't know people watched this shit...

[skarpelse]

you silly twats

[jewterorist]

she needs some tampax

[portalblue]

unbelievable that someone could still be so homophobic and make such an ignorant remark.

[Masugahau]

I wish this would appear on the top of the list. Ellen is awesome and callaprima is an idiot.

[ShOwTiMeMoViEs]

I Agree !!

[ailiepants]

*clears throat* BITCH COCK. i hope your bits fall off.

[RedRumba]

love it! we should all act like silly kids more often

[Leodiensian]

Ooh, the wit. Callaprima, you are the Oscar Wilde for the 21st Century.

[abc123boyfreak]

where do you get those summo suits?

[robbjmc]

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, fascinating. And how is it that you came to post here and be such a hate-filled pusball?

[blazemaster525]

Callaprima is quite the ignoramus..

[marcbullet]

boring

[Neocis]

omfg i love ellen

[Dartimos]

Hey! I loved Mike Douglas. He was always an afternoon of fun and pleasent conversation. It was fluff, but it was GOOD fluff.

[k8fan]

For the life of me, I cannot understand what possible impact Ellen's sex life has on people who dislike it. How does it impact you?

It's just another irrational prejudice, every bit as bad as a racial one. What's so pathetic is that people who can be victims of racial prejudice can themselves be prejudiced against gay people.

Apparently, prejudice does not inoculate a person against it.

[Surebj06]

I love Ellen. Not her lifestyle, but, that's none of my bizzness anyway.

[Andynewell]

The word Gash works on two levels here!

Utter tripe!

[Chiareality]

So NOT FUNNY. Why do people watch this Mike Douglas bS?

[shermhead0]

why is this funny? Is this what wholesome humor is about?

[Superwondermanhyper]

Yes this is humor. You should know.

[windstalkergoi]

LoL that was cool.. Allison Janney ROCKS!! shame they had to cancel the west wing tho :(

[gratwicker]

That this passes for humor only reinforces my belief that the masses are asses. Read a book. Wait for Deadwood to come alive again. But this?

[FrakAttack]

I tried reading the Da Vinci Code, but the words are too hard. Pleeze help me with your big brain cuz I stoopid.

[katielenore]

OMG. That's amazing. So much funny!

[artofvoice]

i'm sooo glad the show is posting these; while i'm away at school, i don't have a tv.

[aniiiita]

rematch

[jmw2147]

DITTO! ellen is the only show i miss!

[robbjmc]

This kind of reaction is always so lame and laughable. Who's lifestyle is shoved down everyone's throat with every commercial, billboard, TV show and movie out there? Let's not forget how the straight populace is in terrible danger of being overrun by gays who make up a scary 10% of the population and have little to no such representation in pop culture. Grow up.

[swordmanjohn]

you know what i was talking about .. a few years ago she had that show and everything was ..gay this and gay that?? and the fans got sick of it and shortly after her show was GONE.being gay is a perversion of life and a sickness. I do believe it is you that needs to grow up? and perhaps also do some changing sick person.

[robbjmc]

Sick person? You assume much. Anyone who is different from you is sick? Being gay might be a perversion of YOUR life, but it is not up to you to decide how anyone else on this planet lives theirs. THAT's why it is you who needs to grow up, you intolerant, ironically named bigot.

[swordmanjohn]

well I guess that makes God a biggot too then because even he says that being gay is un natural and an abomination! sorry , your beef is with God and we all know who is right on this one dont we now? do get help, you need it.

[robbjmc]

Do you speak for God? No one speaks for God, though many try to. Trust me, I've researched this extensively...He has never said any such thing. Even the many mistranslations of the original bible do not address this directly. Check Romans for the reference if you like. But this you can assume: Using His name to promote hate and fear...well that must be among the gravest sins of all.

[swordmanjohn]

yes go ahead and do read romans very carefully... its very plain that being gay is dead wrong. its so simple to see when you look for the truth. and no im not using God to promote hate and fear, just telling it like it is. sorry if you are too blind to see the truth.

[robbjmc]

It is what you read into it. If you look for a hating, judgemental God, then you will see one. If you, however, look for stripper clips all over youtube...you'll find those too...and I guess that's okay with God as you see him, smj. Good luck to you and Cheers.

[NathanG]

Try reading the whole Bible and following all passages, not a select few. Do you keep slaves? The Bible tells how. Do you cut your hair? If you follow the Bible, then I hope you don't. Thou shalt not judge lest thou be judged? Forgot that one? Yeah. My God doesn't promote hatred. I'm sorry.. maybe we're not talking about the same God here, because yours sounds like a bit of a dick.

[swordmanjohn]

I think God loves homo sexuals too but that doesnt mean he loves their very extreme sin? but lets put that aside and just think for a minute, a man putting his penis in another mans ass? cmom now, it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out how sick and perverce that is? and no they arent born that way... its a choice to be that way.

[NathanG]

And I see you lend credit to the idea that it is a choice to be a bigot and a spreader of hate. It's not my place to be moralist to tell you how assanine your views are. Please continue to live your life in ignorance if you so choose. After all, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see you have serious issues. How about working them out somewhere else besides posting comments on a comedian's work. The rest of us are trying to have fun here. Take your anger and closeted rage elsewhere.

[NathanG]

I forgot to add - I'm certain God loves you too, but he's no big fan of your ignorance and bigotry. Again, thou shalt not judge, less thou be judged.

[linds4y]

What about a man putting his penis in a woman's ass? Is that somehow OK, because it's not OMG TEH ICKY GAYNESS?

Also, you can't just say as a fact that being gay is a choice. Because YOU aren't gay and only know your own experience. Durr.

[JMR8410]

What does her lifestyle have to do with her talk show? I can't stand self-righteous bigots..they obviously don't even deserve to be put on this earth if they can't accept people for who they are ESPECIALLY when it comes down to who they have a relationship with. It's not hurting you. Have a beautiful day. ~cheers~

[swordmanjohn]

I can accept who they are as long as they keep it to themselves! but now a days its getting rediculous. gay marrage?? if they want to be together why not just live together (its sin anyway no matter how you slice it?)

[JMR8410]

It is a shame you are still pushing this "it says so in bible" bullshit--the religious hypocrits who party all week and drink alcohol within an inch of their lives trying to get nailed BUT manage to roll out of bed on Sunday for church are still safe from sin though, right? Here's a quick lesson: People are going to love who they are going to love. It doesn't matter if they are gay, straight, or bisexual--"no matter how you slice it" everyone deserves equal rights and that includes marriage.

[escapetochengdu]

I wish all the heterosexuals on television would stop shoving their lifestyle down MY throat.

[NathanG]

I am SO with you on this one! ^_^

[NathanG]

Oh yeah, because everyone knows that living honestly and not lying is "shoving it down" your throat. Now that I think of it, I'd rather you not have people shove their ignorance down my throat.

[Breaker93]

Oh for heavens sake.. Are you THAT voulnerable?? Her "lifestyle"? What about the violent gangsta rappers, drug addict rock artists, money wasting, blond, stupuid bitches? I'd rather watch a lesbian any day!

[coorrel]

LOL~! Funny like always.

[starsrcool101]

that was HILARIOUS!

[assimilatedchicken]

yeah ellens got the 'Anne Heche im a lesbian this week' hair cut

[PeskyPurp]

That's too funny. :)

[hamoodheadlol]

why dont you suck your moms cock

[assimilatedchicken]

because its not nearly as big as your mums

[KOELCHAK]

THANKS!! THANKS!!THANKS!!

[smoosmoo]

LOL love them tho what's with ellen's hair?

[McDumbles]

LOL they're hilarious together.

[pideon2003]

Thats so funny!! ELLEN WINS!!!!