Daxflame First STAND-UP Video!

[Armistotle]

i would actually buy a ticket to his stand up show and laugh my ass off.

[JaySilverComedy]

Dax is a troll

[MACHOMENMMA]

uuhh I think your fly is down

[xmanicbutterflyx]

the shirt sticking out of his pants <3 "So uh, what do you guys think about airports, they're just like, whataaahahahat?"

[goddessdianamoon]

The only thing that was funny was his knobby knees

[mxclhn]

"what do you think about airparts? there like wahahahahahahahahat??!"

no. just no. erase all evidence of your existence, move to another country and try again.

[Deathstone397]

*crickets*

[jonh013]

376 people dont think about airports

[DrinkThisAndDie]

the airport joke was actually really funny.

[ComicalFilms1]

His dick is 24 inches long...

[DjHrVaTsKa888]

were can i find those swagged out shorts

[Belxx]

<3



[PTB52098]

CONCENTRATE!!!!!!!!!

[lightguy210]

1:25 he was thinking about justin bieber :D

[PastulioProductions]

@lightguy210 his jokes are better than yours

[lightguy210]

@PastulioProductions dude, shut up

[PastulioProductions]

@lightguy210 no.

[UncleDolans]

@PastulioProductions Oh snap.

[legofanatic12]

its like..... this guy is a physical manefestation of the words socially awkward.

[legofanatic12]

Where was the stand up?

[anonymouspersonifica]

0:48

[iEatCakeWithASpoon20]

too late! I was already concentrating!!

[7doran7]

the best bit was at 2:15

[7doran7]

The funniest thing was at 2:15

[7doran7]

He's like at 1:24-1:28 'you don't like me when I'm mad!'

[crazy36089]

dude do u have turretz tha next turretz guy

[jimmyshitbags]

those are some thin fuckin legs man

[ultradragon713]

dude1: alright man you owe 4 $

dude2: 4$ your mom charged me less than that

dude1; DUDE WHERE BROTHERS

[manlo43]

i hope im blocked wtf are these jokes or ur chewbaca orgy singing and ur damn terrettes

[rockkyle]

1:35 "OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[valeriemcskeeter]

still funnier than jerry seinfeld

[FrenziedCoot]

I think i would compare your humor to some sort of turtle or frog, dont do comedy

[ThomasScottCarson]

i would see him live

or on last comic standing

[butterscheese]

Dane cook not funny and not origanal

[Catcherintherye11111]

the bad delivery and lame joke MAKES IT FUNNY! genius.

[DesiGuyTV]

The best part is that he really isn't that obnoxious, he's acting

[Newbyneon]

ok OK and uh mike tyson

[salshasam]

Airplanes...they like..y'know.. Whaaaaaaaaaaat!

Best joke ever .

[hulemand100]

That was dry... lol.

I focused more on your massive white legs, no offense.

[Joshdude92]

You remind me of Eli manning..

[madmiles]

I know its fake but his character erks me soooo bad! Guess that just means he is a good actor. lol

[Awesomealec123]

@madmiles but its not fake... hes actually... like.... half retarded.

[madmiles]

@Awesomealec123 lol

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

airparts are like wuuuuutttttt!!!!!

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahh­ahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahaha­hhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahh­aahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhaha­hahhahahhahahhahahhaahhahahhah­ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhh­hhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahhahahhaha­hahahhahahahhahahhahaahhahahha­hhahahahhahaahahhahaahhahhaahh­ahhaahahhahahahhahahahhahaha  so funny

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

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[hanibulcan726]

CONCENTRATE!

[Awesomealec123]

hmm. icompare you to jerry seinfeld too! because your not funny! JUST like him!!!

[MegaCorndog]

"what do you think about airports there just like whahahat?" lol best joke ever!!!

[Smurvil]

100% AUTISTIC

[funymaggot12]

dude im totaly like you i dont concentrate i fall of topic to

[gnarbucket123]

you feel like an idiot because you are an idiot

i compare you to dirt..

because you suck at life and have no friends

[MegaCorndog]

@gnarbucket123

Dax rules SHUT UP!

[CommAnd3rX10]

Hahahahahahahahaha I want you to be famous

[grandman9000]

calm yourself son. and im compare you to skidrowe cuz you loud.

[BaroidBonds]

CONCENTRATE!

I dont want you to concentrate

OK!!!!!

[BaroidBonds]

CONCENTRATE!

I dont want you to concentrate

[henkiewessel]

i was already laughing at "joke 1"

[shotputndisc]

i dont get the airports one... you just said "hey guys what do you think about airports, its just like y'know wahhahahahat"

[MrDiGiWiZ]

this guy reminds me of malcolm, in malcolm in the middle...

[DoubleSmackJack]

You should go on campus tours! I'd pay tenbux to see this

[freddygotfingered23]

"ok. OK!!!" haha

[EliasUnderZero]

wow... those are some skinny legs right there O.O

[JeffroTV]

Where are you daxflame?

[Zerrith]

"He so um guys.. like.. what do you think about airports it's just like WAAAaahAAAHHUUtt..............­............... *head nod* turns off camera"

COMEDY GOLD!!

[OFFTHEGRIDmoxie]

Gay

[ktv45]

ok WEIRD!!!

[ParalysisT3rror]

1:37 hahahaha wtf!? 

[oliviacnb]

airports?.... that wasnt even a joke. STOP STUTTERING JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT. um i just. yah so . anyways. i um. yah so. ok. so i just . um yah . alright so. uhm. JERRY.S.? ur fuckin kidding right . whatever

[Louisianabad]

@oliviacnb this whole thing is an act. of course he;s kidding. he's fuckin funny cuz he's awkward

[Purpleballadventures]

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[PissOffco]

i lol so hard at this video all the time

[17age97]

id compare you to a wall because your as funnie as one.

[legofreak247]

Your 'Normal' videos are funnier than this..."So, what do you think about Airports? It's just like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?­!"

[Jughead2950]

"So guys, what do you think about airports? It's just like, you know, whaaaaaat!" Umm, sorry, is that the joke?

[olivertarello]

hey dax! or should i say bernice! haha. im just watching your videos and they can be really inspiring. my mom actually passed away a few years back and when i watch your vids, it kinda makes me forget. maybe some people here could check out my video? there will be more explaining more about me.

[jordantheutubeviewer]

i compare you to steven hawkings...

[jordantheutubeviewer]

what de fauk my cat clawed my screen after he covered his face

[TimTehPilot]

is that your big black dick hanging out?

[Philbertsroom]

@TimTehPilot I saw that too... and he looks down sometimes.

[manlo43]

@TimTehPilot no he pissed his pants

[manlo43]

@TimTehPilot no he pissed his pants and if not its is small white hode with a black condom

[ugo445]

If your acting mayebe bloomin sauce but if not then u are a faggot

[14devilpup]

I compare you to an idiot.

[bollabee]

bernice you remind me of kevin nealand without the bald spot

[wontonmaster666]

you're an Andy Kaufman comedic genius.

[justgoodies]

@wontonmaster666 yeah i was thinking that exactly,! And i'm not saying hes JUST LIKE Andy, but it reminded me of him... See why ; just read the comments below; here happens exactly the same thing that happened whith Andy: they just dont agree if this is fake or not. Is he acting? Is he being serious? Is he trying to make you laugh... or is he laughing at you?? hahaha

You just need to get the thing in order to enjoy!

I think you're great!

[ImmaDoctor]

hes blazers stickin through his fly

[garagepr0ductions]

Andy Kaufman

[Mambo2able1]

NVM Yourjoks are horibble your never going to grow ur going to be a CLET THE OY CHIN FUCKING WONDER THATS HOW FUCKING BAD THESE ARE FUCK YOU FUCKYOUR FRIENDS OH WAIT NON3

[Ragtime44Films]

His jokes aren't funny, but it's hilarious how he says them.

[Jabbawockee22]

@Ragtime44Films yea maybe cuz hes acting

[Ragtime44Films]

@Jabbawockee22

Yeah, I know he's acting.

[HannahSusanna]

I loved the first joke

[gopherhockeyfreak]

so i want you to... ok... OK!...

[Ragtime44Films]

I've always wondered if this guy is joking in his videos, or if he's actually this way all the time....

[JackisWhack123]

your penis is hanging out during your sweet stand up

[burtonrange]

WTF!? Ending?!

[Ruster97]

Fucking Take That Lee Evans

[bagelbeater]

ok. OKAYY!!!

so my verdict on this guy is

- total retard

- forgot to take meds

any questions?

[KennyGkienan]

@bagelbeater i have a question for you WHY ARE SO STUPID

[Nesterenko101]

What a fucking moron.

[DOxWORKx]

haha your jokes suck donkey dong and you are not funny. you wear gay clothes and i do not feel bad that you suck at life.

[xSkitZx]

@DOxWORKx lol so are you acting there just like him or don't you get it?

[xMexicanNinjax]

id compare you too like uhhhh nobody really. your yourself

[CoIorful]

Haha! I liked the second one! :D

Yeah, your style can definitely be compared to Jerry Seinfeld, for sure. I'd also compare you to Dane Cook and even some Kathy Griffin. You're definitely up there.

I like your style and keep up the good work! ~♥~

[TinyTiff12]

.... nice pants there bud.

[alexfeelsducks]

I cracked up so much at Joke 2 :D

[HighHeatProductions]

your trying to be like steve carell bro. not that funny. be original

[MattarPaneer]

in response to your question, dax,

i would compare you with jim carrey or aries spears.

but i can tell that your main comedy influence is jerry seinfeld because you're funny like him.

[LukeMaster118]

I Laughed At all them Dude Your funny :P

[TheVideomaker102]

okay,OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[BrianMalone89]

ahahahahaha

[bwadiummboii]

what do you think about airports? its just like, whahaahaaatt ? LMFAO

[emdance1]

WHAT

[nothanksgiving]

I want you to...I want you to...CONCENTRATE!

[MrJacksniper]

wtf at the end

[CallMeCondemned]

good actor

[Gingersarefunny]

Nice shirt through zipper hahahaha so fake

[fordy1998]

Is it Me Or has this Guy Got NO Dress Sense?

I Wouldnt BURN Them Let Alone Wear them

and Im 12!

[somegirl0401]

@fordy1998 its just you. clearly you are too young to know what cool hip dressing is

[promethazineplz]

you feel like an idiot because you are an idiot ;)

[ferbe1776]

Best stand up ever

[rekrabniloc]

I think its funny that he says 'CONCENTRATE!!!!!!!' It's like he has a Nazi German teacher in his mind and when he forgets stuff. The teacher spazzes out the word 'CONCENTRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!'

[airsoftsoldr]

@itsjustwillTV hes acting noob

[TheFlashFrame]

@itsjustwillTV u know hes acting -.-

[itsjustwillTV]

@TheFlashFrame i figured out about 2 minutes after i posted that. lol

[TheFlashFrame]

@itsjustwillTV ahaha

[kieran514]

@itsjustwillTV it's not his fault that you don't get the joke.

[itsjustwillTV]

@kieran514 im so fucking sorry. i get it now.

[xMcRnPaNiCxMaNiAx]

I'd compare to comedians such as...

Lee Evans

Dane Cook

or maybe Billy Connelly.

Your jokes are comedy at it's best.

[99OmGyOu]

Its Just Like whaahahat!!!!!!!

[grace749]

hahaha, I love your videos so much.

keep them coming!

[charlie1der]

good one

[mrTREFLIP2]

lame

[bigbo360]

dose he have very bad adhd

[Jetty3486]

*cough* please tell me this is a character you made up to take the piss.

[DOYLERULES69X]

@Jetty3486 I know right. He's so awkwardly lame that it makes me think that he must be taking the piss, but then I have met people like this that are just unintentionally lame. So I'm not sure if it's an act or if he really thinks that he's funny and making good videos. But my gut tells me he's just a dork., I mean really, if it looks like a dork and it talks like a dork, it's probably a dork.

[xMcRnPaNiCxMaNiAx]

@DOYLERULES69X yeah, I don't think anyone can be THAT good at being a dork xD

I've seen him in other people videos like when they meet him & he's still the same.

I just think he knows his lameness is hilarious <33

[tr1tan]

@Jetty3486 you're a bloody idiot if you think this is real

[Jetty3486]

@tr1tan wow thats such a lovely way of telling me that this character, as i assumed is a piss take, thank you soo much :D

[patriktheking1992]

is he retarded?

[Roflmafao]

daxflame i like you and im not trying to troll on you, but ill be honest with you, stand up is not your thing. i still love your videos

[Medic1911]

Anyone get the airport joke?

[Sissilein89]

@Medic1911 well i do... it is more about showing the character dayflame than the joke!

[bobbins05]

your loosing it dax !

[killthedumbmonkey]

You physically remind me of the one guy from Titanic that Rose was originally supposed to marry. Haha.

[GingeriestKidUKnow]

ADD or skitso either or hes fucked up

[slimboy55]

eyy leave this guy alone he's tidy

[MicronicleDust]

@slimboy55 Leave britney alone lol!

[slipknota7x2]

id compare u to crap thats been stepped on then eaten by a dog then the dog through the crap up, thats about right...

[TheguyfromNevada]

Poop

[steenist]

u are not funny fucking pice of shit

[frogman7721]

ummm, please tell me that was a joke

[timmafee0]

where were the jokes?

[bofhd89o]

omg i really enjoy watching this video every single day;)

[CharacterProductions]

LOOK AT MY STUFF

funny stuff

[YouAssassinTube]

hahah terets ur not funny.... ur dick is one inch long one centimeter in curcumfrence

[supermoocow2]

what was that sticking out of ur crotch at joke 1??

airports...WHAAA?!?!? <<thats a gud one!!!

i compare u to steven harper

what is that mysterious ticking noise? i suggest u search ur house for a pipe bomb

[MisterMainEvent]

i compare you to andy kaufman

[ScissorHand26]

Why would you attempt to block rude comments on a video with content generally considered troll bait? Don't you expect a majority of comments to be rude? I mean this is youtube for god-sake's; not exactly the place for civil discussions.

[tuberALEX]

i miss dax

[ModelOrange]

I compare you to prunane.

[Mambo2able1]

ok ok OK puffs puffs lol

[TheGReaper1234]

Wow what a terrific audience!

[Poobsterdood]

I miss you Dax :(

[JesseK1496]

man are you trollin???...

[runnerup46]

LAME!

[dylanroo]

I compare you to an untalented heap of donkey poo. That is all!

[9021Onion]

I... am in love haha

[IIIArrow711]

no way is this guy for real

[Mandy7D7]

This kid is truly hilarious in a bizarre way.

[MaddMan621]

Sinbad.

[000MMproductions]

your not funny i agree with iHawaiianx3