Sam & Max Top 10 Jokes

[MaximeLoonatic2]

2:14

And the award for Best Dramatic death goes to... Max!!!

Max: Gasp...! Really? Thank you!! I want to thanks to all the guys that I shoot, for inspired me for this perfomed!

[Immabirdie]

1. "Oh Boy a pet unicorn!!!!!! i shall name him 'Horny'"

2. I feel pretty and witty and gaaaayyy!

3. "We are useful, we are fruitful, everything that boots is beautiful!"

[SUPERGAMER1000000]

cool max stoot has arm

[thegameables]

demonic possession is the gift that keeps on giving

[Rovlad1984]

haheha so funney 5 stars lmao hope you die of pneumonia btw

[570y3n]

really? no "that'll teach them to imprison me in the phantom zone!"

[d00m92]

What about the jokes in cooking without looking? "If there is not at least some possibility of malignant tumor, then it's not real bachelor cooking"

[THESASHALOL]

special buy 1 get 1!

[punkrockkid333]

@THESASHALOL what a deal!

[giongo97]

Special buy 1 get 1

What a deal!

[jediflamaster]

1:52 LOL

[Bonnie1020Production]

when max uses the bathroom, he is M************

[Bonnie1020Production]

natcho's

they're mine, not cho's!

[MsGuinhodias]

Im my opinion , you could use the internet joke .

Max : Oh no , we killed the internet !

Internet : Its not your fault , Rog v. bills threated me .

Sam : who is Rog V. Bills

Internet : He is .....

Sam : NO , she died before giving us the most important information .

Max : WHat did you expect , its the internet

[marktse]

I think they stole that line from Red Versus Blue when Omally took over the medic Dufraine and while Caboose was spying on him Omally in Dufrane's body says i will feast on your entrails and crap out your soul or something. That was 2002 or 2003.

[UmiyuriPapaeyra]

@marktse Obviously that's where the Bug got all his military experience from... Explains so much.

[yukariminato]

Bosco:They keep using my bathroom! Who knows what they are doing there!

Max:I think I know :D

[onemariobro]

I didn't get the submarine joke someone tell me

[fuckAdoddleDO]

@onemariobro The joke is that the sign says "Don't feed the submarine.". So when Max asks "What can you feed a submarine away?" Sam answers with what the sign says and not what you can actually feed the submarine. Hope that helps x.x

[onemariobro]

LoL low fatality level mortal kombat reference

[aspasiz]

It took me about 3 seconds to get the submarine joke

[MechanicalStagfish]

@aspasiz

The sign says "Do not feed the submarine".

[DaxterD1]

If I ever get knighted, I might lean towards to the name "Lord Reginald Rumplebottom" XD

[fleskhjertalover]

I liked the one with hugh bliss in what's new beezlebub more.

What are you doing hugh bliss?

IM BLEEPING!!!

Really? RIght infront of satan and the others? Ew.

[veribigbos]

what i'd like to know is why you listed JoWood Productions in the credits, when the game is made by Telltale Games

[TheLUKA64]

pull over! ho wait forget we were the ones beign chased never mind, OLOLOLOLOL

[mjc0961]

My favorite is from episode 6 when you ask what Bosco has. It turns out he had a pile of stuff to help you with episodes 1-5.

[veribigbos]

@mjc0961 And its hilarious when it turns out he doesnt have anything to help in the current one

[Lidve1337]

sam and max rule

[NeptuneMS385]

All I need now is a Pool, a Submarine, and a sign...and some paint.

[SirDorius]

My favorite is the one with the prank calling bug, can't remember its name

[LukeDude759]

You should do Season 2. One of my favorites is in the beginning of Episode 4: "Sam: We're gonna need to use every detective skill we've got to find Bosco! [Everyone starts shooting aimlessly] Sam: Well, that's not gonna work." XD

[almostwindowsx7]

@LukeDude759 check out season 3 *calls momma bosco* im dead right now but feel free to try again later lol

[lunaj388]

Where is Horny the unicorn?

[Legomania2000]

what is this a game???

[MikeUzumaki005]

Sam & Max, and adventure point and click game

[ASTROGAMER1]

@Legomania2000 sam and max season 1

[123123s3]

@Legomania2000 its halo 3

[Immortallium]

Great choices but I notice you don't use any jokes after episodes 1-4. Did you not like them?