The Room Chicken Scenes

[J4pseye]

Tommy's probably Hungarian, as in Hungary they say "csip csip" for a chicken.

In France, it would be "cot cot", I really think he's from Hungary...

[1992Vanman]

We're just talking about woman.

[panjak42]

1:40 Peter is talking to me!

[zee339]

If my ass could move to hollywood and write a script, it would be like this movie.

[Fyfilms1]

Scootaloo Scoot Scoot

[J4pseye]

Next time a guy wants to punch me, I'll call him a chicken and cheeping at him, maybe I'll win...Or not.

[thefitz9009]

Nice, TOX you look great!!

[commentninja12]

3:00 I love Mark's half assed chicken impression lol

[FlowerPerfume]

3:13 Brown haired lady talks to the invisible midgets at the party. 

[AwayCassius]

Has anyone in this film ever actually seen a chicken before?

[Kingddd333]

This movie was cheep-cheep-cheep

[1992Vanman]

@Kingddd333 Cheap cheap cheap!

[Zeneeka0405]

It's like the actor who plays Peter, realizing the absurdity of the situation, tries not to laugh 1:04 - 1:08

[Kronoz2125]

" Peter, you always play zachaalogist with us ! "

[AtheismCentral]

I kill you-er basteeerd!

[PastramiXXX]

don't touch me muuthurfuckuur

[astroblaster56]

2:25 ''Oh hi, Peter *mutters under his breath My ''friend''* lmao... Made my day.

[purewit]

Look how absolutely woeful the dubbing is at 1:51. Johnny's mouth is still moving when Peter is talking. So hilariously atrocious.

[TheonHafet300]

I thought Richard Marx's "Right Here Waiting" was gonna come on at 0:16. lol

[Digitalsp33r]

AH KILL YU AH BREK EVERY BONE IN YER BAHDY AH KILL YU YOU BASTER...

[GeorgePlastiq]

3:47 "yeah ,  you can say that again" =P

[ScotterationExec]

"cheep cheep cheep cheeeaaaeeggaeeaaaaaagghhh"

[Sanbika89]

Is Tommy Wiseau's real last name Bluth by any chance? lmao

[wingsofhope2]

It sounded like Johnny said "And we didn't make love in the wild"

[Chuektor]

Thank you, now I realize that this was actually a comedy from the beginning! I was watching it the wrong way! xD

[jibzzzz]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get away from Tommy Wiseau...

[pochopaz7381]

You look like a baby face

[pochopaz7381]

This is a new type of comedy

[EncoreForRock]

fuckin love it, 2:18

ding dong, oh hey peter..

literally 3 seconds later

ding dong. oh hey mork, whoooo-ooooaaa

[shaaktibob8557]

@Desuma10, what the hell are you talking about? The whole things the best part

[Desuma10]

1:55 - 2:03

Best part.

[DonBallin]

i dont think he's ever heard a chicken X{D

[ilovemesomechicken]

This movie is cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeaeaeaep

[theblitz8]

Lol 1:36 Mark randomly interrupts and they ignore him

[FV2]

I think when Mark asks him what planet he's on, he's not really acting, he's actually trying to find out where the fuck did Tommy Wiseau crawl out from.

[lavalamp625]

"Has anyone in this movie ever seen a chicken?" -Michael Bluth

[Gillman10able]

Never watch or want to watch this show but it's a comedy right?

[SeaBadgerOfDoom]

@Gillman10able The movie's a 'drama' but it's hilarious, the whole things awful

[EmperorZander]

Johnny, If your tryin to call Scootaloo, it goes like this:

Scootaloo~! Scoot-Scootaloo~!

[Ric3636]

OH HEY PEEETA

[WesleyShephard]

Johnny could learn a few things about chickens from the Bluth family.

[ProImposter]

Don't touch me mutherfucccckerr.

[Spaghetti500]

Peter- "Did you hear the door"

Johnny- "Yeh iduhhherr"

[iLoveJackingOn]

1:52, why is johnny saying peter's lines?

[miam1672]

"people are people" peter is the greatest psychologist ever

[artman40]

"Hey, chicken! Cheep cheep cheep!"

"Nobody calls me a chicken!"

[MrFretraperify]

3:00, its like they all suddenly transformed at the same time, into evil chicken men o_0

[shahoney]

@RichardGrande13 - nahh. the best actor/actress in the movie is the extra who ordered cheesecake at the coffee shop.

[shahoney]

lol this is so awkward.

[RichieRougeTheLegend]

I think I'm easily convinced because every time I see that scene where Mark is like "No it's cool we were just slow dancing romantically in your living room during your celebration." I'm hoping that Wiseau "goes caveman" (just like his cranial structure) and beats the living shit out of that girlish looking Abercrombie model until the blush that's been blotted on his face by a fat intern is covered up with his own blood....... Oh, Hi psych ward nurses.

[INFECTEDSPECIMEN6666]

8 people are chickens. :P

[Clowning8]

Nobody poorly imitates my favourite farmyard animal!

[Stickrazyinsane]

why the fuck does danny always have a football?

[MultiPrismatic]

WHAAAOOOOOOOOOOOW

[pheromonekid]

i keel u u baschur

[sadia604]

Wow! Football in tuxs!

[Hierophant345]

They don't even seem as if they are fighting! In fact, both of them are chickens! cheep cheep chip chip chip cheeeep

[molossus227]

3:00.....Bullied by chicken-men



[kattowitz4]

"Don't worry about it man..."

"Downt towtch me mouwtherfucker nn' git out..."

[TheDude90100]

can a meat her?

[TheProur]

"Peter, you always play suckologist with us"

[DJDEMO1000]

imagine Will Arnett in this movie...CAW CAW-CAW CAW-CAW

[alternateshadow300]

Nice TOCKS, you look great!

[BritishSexComedy]

Holy fuck!!

[chickensdontclap147]

I just realized the cast of Arrested Development loved The Room, mainly Will Arnett and David Cross. This is totally where they got the whole chicken joke

[TheDude90100]

i love how denny suddenly makes a pose at 2:18 as if he's waiting for somebody to make a picture of his babyface

[xMontyxx]

NICE TARKS!

[crabfight]

"Don't touch me mudderfugger..."

[AwesumLittleRedTruck]

Has anyone in this movie ever even seen a chicken?

[jspiccirillo]

(1:53) horrible editing!

[iamnotascientisi]

"You look a, babyface uh"

[MSHYPERPANTS]

dont touch meh maaaatherrr faaaaackeeeer

[Cockbandit420]

Fucking DENNY. NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

[AAAAAGGHHH]

NAT ALWAEES.

[T0MZ0]

lol everyone else but tommy knows something about acting in this movie.

Hes like a retard in the middle between 2 normal guys

[RomeijnLand]

Johnny: "Yu mien she's too olt ohr yu tink I would take hehr away vrom u"

Peter: Laughs

Mark: Laughs

Johnny: "Huh?"

[RVittorini]

peter always plays sacolojist

[Schizima]

This movie's alternate title was "Football in Tuxes"

[4104jake]

*Peter walks in, wearing the exact same suit as everyone else and looking like a dork

"WOOOOOOOOO LUKEN GUD"

[4104jake]

"It's an awkward situation."

"You mean she's to old?"

He JUST said that she's married, numnuts.

[4104jake]

Tommy must be a fan of Arrested Development.

[BeRussFour]

HAS ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY EVER SEEN A CHICKEN?

[tsyrlb]

PETURR YOUR ALWAYS PLAYING SUCKOLOGIST ON US!!!!!!!!!!!!

[switzerlicious]

You betrayed me, you that good you just a chicken.

[burntDuckz]

CHEEEEEEPcheepcheepcheepcheeer­ererrrp!!!! mhmhmhmhm

[thomaswelvaert]

somebody needs to make a gif of 2:58

[smelloftheice]

Press:

1 - "Men, men, women."

3 - "Do, do, do!"

[PikaJew1213]

The first rule of watching room videos, NO QUOTING NOSTALGIA CRITIC. yes it was funny....when HE said it. If your thinking of stealing his jokes, you should keep your stupid comments in your pocket

[iLoveJackingOn]

pader, you always play sackologies with us

[Aeschlimann1]

Tommy has GOT to be royalty of some kind. I'll bet he's from Monaco. Only a man who's set for life can be so persistently retarded. It was people like him in the court of Louis XVI that sparked the French Revolution.

[YonexSinad]

1:10 "We didn't make love in a while" WTF? He just had two long sex scenes in the movie and he complains?

[AlexLoeher]

who fights by immediately trying to grab the other guy's hands?

[PoisonInc]

Co ca CO! Co ca CO! *claps*

[salshasam]

@PoisonInc AD, YES!

[guinnesstrail]

Peter, you always play pschalagist with us.

[allthenectar]

2:00 the cheeping chicken trails on to a dying child

[TheBlenderer]

'What planet are you on?' Was that directed to Tommy Wiseau in real life?! :P

[MailManMoo]

i love how danny clearly closes the door behind peter, even though mark comes in seconds after, so mark and peter must've walked beside eachother on the way over there, but they act like it's the first time they've met that day XD

[Darkstaer887]

Oh hai denny.

[ZxCloudedxZ]

You look great... Got that little baby face

[khart221]

the inspiration to the arrested development chicken dances anyone??

[BarbaricGoose]

@khart221 A-CUCKA-CUCKA-CUCKA-CAWWWWWWW

[evilfrogstudios]

this needs a 10 hour loop

[mgraeberjr]

What's he saying at 3:57 ?

[littlepro22]

cheep cheep cheepweeaweeacheep

[StillStuckLearning]

Lisa's teething me about weather ever going to get married or nat.

[KaergaltheMad]

Peter is always such a suckologist!

[RyuuHatake]

Peter looks like the Priest in Amadeus

Oh god, oh mannnnnnnn

[ItsLehcar]

"dawnt tach me mauder fahker"

LOLOLOL omg.

[goulddd11]

2:16

Denny switches into super-gay awkward pose.

[MisterSandvich]

4:06

That's not how you call a chicken.

[MrBotofdoom]

@MisterSandvich right and you know how to call a chicken ?

[MisterSandvich]

@MrBotofdoom Yup.

Just call "scootaloo"!

[DementedStudios9007]

@MisterSandvich Scootaloo! Scoot-scootaloo! :3

[elvaelvirababe]

cannot meet her

[MrPacManMan]

so anyway guys hows your sex life?

[shadowmariogalaxy64]

You're just a little chicken. CHEEP! Cheepcheepcheepcheep CHEEP! CHEEAUEEAUEEAUO!!!

[badacyborg]

Peetehr, you ahlwais play seyekolahgiist wiff us HONK!

[perladelsur1981]

Thats true! they have a football in almost every scene lololol

[missrubygem]

Why does everyone have a football in their hands in almost every scene?

[Hippodameia]

Tommy must be related to the Bluths.

[AssRapeClan]

Epic fighting scene!

[95vg95]

chip chip chip chip chip cheeeep

[BobbyTheCattt]

That is NOT how you call a chicken.

[RandomNumbers11]

@3:10 Who's the lady excitingly talking to?

[cozajinn]

lol at 2:07 were the guests lining up at the door?

[johnnyhcarter]

He's all over playing some football, like a cheap suit...

[JR1070]

Notice at 3:10 the lady in the background looks at Johnny like "WTF??" as he walks in...lmao

[MEWtiful]

holy crap.

mark has shaved his beard!

we can see his baby soft skin unobscured by hair!

thus revealing the invisible tattoo on his face marking him as the demon king!

...or something like that. I can't think of any other explanation for that zoom in and dramatic music

[yourenot]

"..you look great.. look like a babyface" LOL

[MarshStanleyRandall]

3:47

that's true, they ARE acting like children

[dooleydonkey]

"were just talking about woman"

[SDGwrestling]

I like how each person arrives like 2 sec after the other and they say hi like they didnt see each other outside LOL

[boiledhooker]

I had an affair with a married woman once, I could easily adapt it to this

[JR1070]

Thats it!! Leave Tommy Wiseau alone. Don't tawch heem, mothefawkers!!

[zzzzJAGJEETzzzz]

tommy wiseau is human, he's just homosexual. Think about it.

[Jfrute]

He always plays psychologist with them.

And now he's going to play psychologist with *me*!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[LordMaazo]

@Jfrute You, sir, win the Internet

[XResistance075]

@McRabid Uranus

[McRabbid9]

Seriously, what planet is Tommy Wiseau from?

[mynameismilesy]

Watching this video with transcribed audio is 100 times more hilarious.

[BeemerLanding]

Tell her about your feelings? People are people? What the hell kind of therapist is he?

[LAURACUM]

*Doesn't even look* "Oh hai, Denny. Nice tawx."

[vulnerabledonkey]

I can just picture the filming of this scenes:

"Ok guys, now we're doing the scene where we do chicken impressions and go "cheep cheep cheep.""

"Uh, Tommy, chickens don't go "cheep cheep ch-"

"WE'RE DOING THE SCENE WHERE WE DO CHICKEN IMPRESSIONS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO GO CHEEP CHEEP FUCKING CHEEP!"

[ShirtlessLocke]

3:00 - Nice one Mark.

[Praktical]

Peer, yew always place a colleges wid ass!

[Praktical]

Ken ah meen hurr?

[kakashi76767]

2:35 i like the little "chime of mystery" that plays after Mark arrives

[maksie88]

@kakashi76767 It seems something's missing... what could it be?

[xMontyxx]

@kakashi76767 That would be the diminished 7 chord sound. Tommy Wiseau at least put cool music in :P

[tyza999]

thats not even the right animal noise?!?! :S

[Tinman888100]

Dont tawch mee maderfawker, get out.

[rochedoxxx]

his laugh aint that mechanical as it seems..and 03:01 for some hardcore chicken shit!

[rochedoxxx]

his laugh aint that mechanical as it seems

[123thisnamerocks]

'' O hai Danny, Oh Naice Talks! ''

[MsMixis]

"Don't touch me mooooooother fuuuuucker". HE'S SO FREAKING CREEPY!

[RailGun19]

0:52 It's a "HUH" moment!

[headbangingidiot]

Peetur you owayz play saakolojees weethas!

[Afraid0fGhosts]

**Barbie

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Yum mark would make a great Ken for varbie

[yobeutch]

pUNCH lISA FOR BEONG A TWO TIMING WHORE. THEN STAB HER AND DUMP HER BODY!!!

[sdmandrte1]

Just a Little chicken, Chicken, Cheep, chep, chep, chep, CheeeEeEp

[RandomCommentsofDoom]

I like how even the actor laughed when Johnny said "...or do you think I'll take her away from you" That was a joke to everybody but Tommy Wissau

[porschetorch]

IIKILYUYUBAHSTURD!



[goodbeerfinder100]

SO AWESOME!

[KantianEdifice]

1:51 Johnny's Dubbed! 

[AtheneWon360]

@KantianEdifice He's dubbed for like 75% of the film :P