how can people actually believe this story, for goodness sake how dumb can people get?????????????? i don't find it funny just stupid, but cant believe people are taking it serious
@DeepestBlueJ It's Fake! watch again and you will see two types of snakes in the one. And two different kinds of snakes each time they show it. Haha, It is funny how people believe everything they see.
Well it looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight! My wife is such a sucker! Oh God how it's so WORTH IT having a laugh at her expense!!! LMFAO!!! This video's flippin' hilarious! Thanks Onion
ok i don't mean to be an ass but @1:39 the dad had a major slip of his mind when he suggested that he would not leave the child unsupervised either by them or the python????!!!how does a python perform child care???
The thing is, this kind of thing actually happened... I saw a documentary a couple of months back, in the documentary, they were talking about how some trailer park parents had a python right next door to their baby's crib and well..... You can guess the rest. I felt bad seeing the title in my related videos and just had to come here and say that. It's not funny when it actually has happened.
@StopTheMusicThen Some parents in Chicago, I think, had an African Rock Python-very aggressive snakes, and it killed their 3-year-old son. It's deff happened more than once.
If it wasnt for this video i wouldnt know how much my mom loves me ,thanks for uploading this ive been crying when the mother said love your kids everyday :"( R.I.P Zack and R.I.P Boston Terrier.. :'(
Yes I do realize it's satire, but I'm sure things have happened like this. Ok maybe not like this, but where people have thought that they could trust a wild animal.
What is wrong with everyone!!!!??? A snake is a wild animal and will never be safe especially to babysit a child!!! It wasn't their fault. Yes it was!!! They should have had enough common sense to know better. The snake misses the boy! Are you kidding me! There is no way that a wild animal would feel any remorse for what it did. Even if this isn't real, many similar stories have happened prior to this.
let me guess this straight so i can understand a python kills and eats a kid while the parents were away and did not keep the fucking python locked away inside closed doors so it may not do something life threatening to there son while there away these fucking barbaric parents should be locked up its there fault for leaving there son unsupervised
I'm tired of the people who slander the Onion, saying that its reports are fake. The Onion is probably the most reliable news source in the country right now.
So sick of the people that say this is fake. Bullshit is what I say. Its also either Newt or Romney. They are the smartest and bestest. I watch TV and and thats what they say is right.
This is fucking sick, there are probably cases where children have been eaten by a snake, there really is no need to mock. Bad joke, very poor taste dumb fuck Americans have no sense of humour yet think shit like this is funny?
@tammyjellytot I'm pretty sure the joke here is "I didn't know leaving a small child with a 20 foot snake may be dangerous!"... It's your problem that you don't find it funny. I really don't think this is something that happens every day, and if/when it does, the parents were just as stupid as the characters in the video.
@tammyjellytot have you seen the shit that the onion posts? this is nowhere near the most offensive thing they've done. watch the school shooting video and the one about the man who doesn't believe he has cancer. "there's been cases of snakes eating babies"
Really? this video isn't poking fun at that, it's mocking irresponsible parents.
and you're so quick to judge americans for having a bad sense of humor? don't blame an entire country just because you're too stupid to understand satire.
@writersblock91289 I understand humour but people from America and people from Great Britain find different things funny, of course I know it is fake but I also know of worldwide cases where this has happened. I just think it is poor taste, no need to attack me or question my intelligence, it's merely a difference of opinion, I'm entitled to voice mine. From my one comment you think you have the right to say "I'm too stupid"? Is it fair for me to say I think you're a cunt based on what you said?
@tammyjellytot you're judging an entire country on one piece of evidence. that's like saying i think that all black people are criminals if i get robbed by a black person. or all asians can't drive if i get into a car accident with an asian. you have your right to say what you want, so i'll exercise my right to say you're stupid if you don't understand a joke. you're obviously the kind of person who can't take a joke. you're offended if people use the word "retard". learn to lighten up.
@writersblock91289 At what point did I say I didn't understand the joke?? If you refer back to my original comment you will see that I said it was a very bad joke, said in poor taste. If a soldier had both his legs blown off by an IED I wouldn't laugh at any jokes that could be made about it.The same reasoning I find the word retard offensive.There are people born like that and can't do anything about it, its unfair for people to use it in a derogatory way.I'm too intellectual to find this funny
@tammyjellytot Actually there hasn't ever been a case of anyone being eaten by a snake. There was a child that was crushed by a snake but it didn't constrict the child. They actually think it was just the weight of the snake on the child. Those parents were idiots and the snake was probably just looking for a heat source.
@TigerMarie87 Actually, yeah there is. An African rock Python DID eat a ten-year-old boy in Africa. I'm not sure the year, but it was probably late 90s, early millenium. It was, however the first recorded case of a person being eaten by a snake.
@123hockeyfan456789 Listen you illiterate piece of shit, don't throw the retard comment around so freely, it's not that it offends me or hurts my feelings I just believe that it is more offensive to people that actually do have disabilities than it is to me. I would much prefer it if you called me a whore, a bitch or whatever other profanities there are.
I think it's clear to see that I don't have any mental or physical disabilities.
How could they be so stupid to leave their child around a snake like that? Man some people in this world are just retarded. I am suprised CPS has'nt gotten ahold of them yet. By the THROATS!!!
@writersblock91289 You can say names all you want because they don't hurt me. My mom and I think these people were sick and not very smart. You say nasty things because you live that life of ironic. It must be strange for you in the city all the time. I bet you have a microwave instead of a cast iron pan to cook with. We have a cast iron and it is awesome. Eggs and Bacon are great off of it when its buisquet night. and then we play some big board games.
sorry to sound mean but y the did they have a 20 foot snake in the first place its bad enough it ate a dog now your kid snake r not good pets whyd u have it around a little kid and whyd u let him play with it i remeber a 2 year old being ate by a python in florida just in australia we had a python try to eat a kid but it wasnt a pet
@kyber30 snakes can be good pets when treated with respect and caution. burmese pythons eat mammals. a snake can easily eat a prey item as thick as the thickess part of its body. a 3 year old human child is a mammal which is small enough for a 20 foot long burmese python to eat. any sane person with a large snake knows not to leave it with a small child or even to let it free roam around the house
What the fuck....There is no way the folks who come on here like fuckin idiots, get all fuckin offended and butt hurt cause they swear up and down it's real....It is not possible people actually think this is real. Those gotta be folks the onion pays to fuckin troll and make retarded comments. That is the only logical explanation. Yes, I am in denial are society could actually be this fuckin stupid cause how those people remember to fuckin breath daily is amazing!
I am now concerned having gone on a business trip and left my snake to take care of my children for a few days. If a man cannot trust a 20 python then who can he trust?
how is this comedy there is nothin funny about it and btw it is true and technically it was the parents fault because they left their son alone with the 20 foot snake plain and simple now all you people who say it is fake quit saying it is fake because it is true
At 0.33 its a recticulated python but with a ball pythons head, at 1.00 its a burmese python, at 1:03 its half burmese half red tail boa and at 1.29 it looks like a ball python yawning which has been shitly enlarged, with a bit of rectic rapped round the kid....seriously? How many non existent snakes ate this child? Please dont let this fake crap hate on snakes!
he eats the dog, they think nothing of it, then they leave the child alone with a 20 foot snake???? if it is not fake, which i feel it is, these parents should simply be charged with being neglectful. It was not the snakes fault it was the parents plain and simple
Am I the only one who has a sudden rise is blood pressure after reading some of these fuckin retards telling everyone it's fake and seriously getting worked up like this is real? Just had an awesome idea....I'm gonna buy a massive python, gather all these fools up then lock them in a room with said python letting Darwin do his thing!
Honestly i love snakes i have four right now they are the cutest and yes i know its fake but that broad said she went out now what kind of mother leaves her child unattended with something that big? If it was real she'd be the 2nd most ignorant person on this planet short of Sarah Palin...
well, apparently Darwin is back from his vacation. it's about time. now if he would just eat those retarded parents. at least make it so they can't reproduce again.
the only thing more annoying than the people who think they discovered the cure for cancer by saying the onion is fake, are the people who think they're so intelligent and reply to those people telling them it is indeed fake then proceed to call that person an idiot or laugh at them
One thing i can say he had no fear of the snake but u should never have this snake for a pet if u have a child. The child looks like a rabbit to it, the snake was eying him up and down for a long time to see if he could eat him, then he went for him. The boy had more gusts then me because i was thinking about getting one of these and after seeing this no damm way! I will keep to boas! RIP little child!
Fake. what makes it fake? Zach was playing in the habitat. Bullshit bitch no parent lets there kid hang out with a 300 pound beast. she wouldnt let him play with a tiger? so why a snake tjat size. plus look at the pictures... fake...
Lol so instead of correcting me you insult me the insults you throw are your own title. And at civico thanks I didnt watch the whole thing it bored me so I didn't catch any comedy.
@westsidetarantulas Haha actually your a pathetic idiot trying to rag on people but its obvious this is not real because its a fucking youtube channel that uses comedy you dumb ass.
It's things like this, that make REAL herp owners look bad, I mean yes this COULD possibly happen. But the only way it would was if you weren't watching your kid properly, it's a wild animal. You might have it in captivity, but they still have that preditory instinct
@xInnoraXx Are you really that stupid? Look at the snake every time it's shown. In one pic it's a retic, another its a boa with a burmese pythons head, then there is a retic body with a royals head/neck, and finally, it turns into a snake with burms body and a royals head.
As a way of not looking silly, I'd suggest you look into things before making yourself look like a fool. Not everything on youtube is real.
SO sad,it was sad until she said " you never know when God is going to invite them up in Heaven through your snake" ...... #PAUSE... through a WHAT! Snakes are evil anyway! WTF ! ! ! lol .. very sad story though...
Haha OMG!!! I Thought This Was Real When They Showed The Pic Of The Snake With A Big Bulge I Thought- OMG Poor Fuckin Kid Being Inside That.... Then I Realised This is A Joke Video Hahaha U Got Me Though- Bit Sick To Joke About But Funny Once I Woke Up HAahha x
Its funny 'cause its true. People with dangerous animals that cause harm to their family are always ridiculous like this. "Oh my dog only ever bit 10 people, I never thought it'd bite my child's face off!" Or, not much different from this video, any douche that owns a Burmese python.
Why dont yall go see zack,too ....i'm sure jaws can help you get there, you know share a ride or something ...let jaws hug you before you leave now ...ya hea
I will say it now. This is satire, it is what TheOnion does. They have a full website full of it. Please don't make the same mistake as FoxNews and take these intentionally humorous works for something true. It is satire, they are making a point through these works, you just have to use your brain to figure out what that point is.
this is so fake. look at the the snakes pattern. first it has a reticulated python pattern, then a boa pattern, then a ball python head on a burmese pythons body. Soooo Fakkkeee.
soz i didnt now it wasnt real at the start but their sarcasim was a bit ott which made me realise it was fake but great job you fooled me at the start until the bit where she said i went out and left him with my python and where the sname ate the dog soz but it made me laugh :)
The Onion is real news! What are you all talking about? It's Fox, MSNBC, and CBS you can't trust.
ISleepWithAFanOn 9 hours ago
The thing at the end... I want to turn my lawn into a bog... D8
BlizzardtheWolf97 14 hours ago
LOL the kid was dressed as a mouse next to the python XD
101spong 19 hours ago
it show half ball python the half reticulated python.Then it shows half burmese and half boa
pythonfan13 1 day ago 2
haha this is so fucked up, this is just my type of humor
7GGonzalez 1 day ago
how can people actually believe this story, for goodness sake how dumb can people get?????????????? i don't find it funny just stupid, but cant believe people are taking it serious
donnvos 2 days ago
DUMBASS PARENTS.... DUMBASS SNAKE OWNERS.....
DeepestBlueJ 2 days ago
@DeepestBlueJ It's Fake! watch again and you will see two types of snakes in the one. And two different kinds of snakes each time they show it. Haha, It is funny how people believe everything they see.
malpais03 22 hours ago
Well it looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight! My wife is such a sucker! Oh God how it's so WORTH IT having a laugh at her expense!!! LMFAO!!! This video's flippin' hilarious! Thanks Onion
RavishingApparition 3 days ago
this is fucked up but hilarious FAKE NEWS FTW!!!!!!!
SamieSchro 4 days ago
@SamieSchro do you really find it funny?
ThePistolero909 3 days ago
hahahahahah ok i get it...
yoshiotamura 4 days ago
ok i don't mean to be an ass but @1:39 the dad had a major slip of his mind when he suggested that he would not leave the child unsupervised either by them or the python????!!!how does a python perform child care???
yoshiotamura 4 days ago
@yoshiotamura it is fake, you are the biggest idiot on youtube
123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
@DobermansRock Are you trolling or just fucking retarded?
HLGStrength 5 days ago
LOL THE BOY DRESSED LIKE A MOUSE. LMFAO. 1:25
MRTEL7777 6 days ago
I laughed so hard the first time I seen this! Now I have to laugh even harder at all the stupid comments!!!! LMAO!
TigerMarie87 6 days ago
@TigerMarie87
huh did u get the one where the dad suggested that the python does child supervision i had to pause on that
yoshiotamura 4 days ago
The thing is, this kind of thing actually happened... I saw a documentary a couple of months back, in the documentary, they were talking about how some trailer park parents had a python right next door to their baby's crib and well..... You can guess the rest. I felt bad seeing the title in my related videos and just had to come here and say that. It's not funny when it actually has happened.
StopTheMusicThen 6 days ago
@StopTheMusicThen Some parents in Chicago, I think, had an African Rock Python-very aggressive snakes, and it killed their 3-year-old son. It's deff happened more than once.
FrootLoop246 5 days ago
If it wasnt for this video i wouldnt know how much my mom loves me ,thanks for uploading this ive been crying when the mother said love your kids everyday :"( R.I.P Zack and R.I.P Boston Terrier.. :'(
TheFjolla21 1 week ago
@TheFjolla21 Maybe you should get a pet snake for your children to show them how much you love them.
avsrule247 6 days ago
@TheFjolla21 Satire, dumbass!!
Pooper2471 5 days ago
Yes I do realize it's satire, but I'm sure things have happened like this. Ok maybe not like this, but where people have thought that they could trust a wild animal.
noellecherie21 1 week ago
What is wrong with everyone!!!!??? A snake is a wild animal and will never be safe especially to babysit a child!!! It wasn't their fault. Yes it was!!! They should have had enough common sense to know better. The snake misses the boy! Are you kidding me! There is no way that a wild animal would feel any remorse for what it did. Even if this isn't real, many similar stories have happened prior to this.
noellecherie21 1 week ago
@noellecherie21 *facepalm* You realise this is satire and they are making fun of people.
Apersonlulz 1 week ago
@noellecherie21 the onion is all fake, its supposed to be funny... are you autistic or something?
123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
let me guess this straight so i can understand a python kills and eats a kid while the parents were away and did not keep the fucking python locked away inside closed doors so it may not do something life threatening to there son while there away these fucking barbaric parents should be locked up its there fault for leaving there son unsupervised
xcello2012 1 week ago
@xcello2012 the onion is all fake, its supposed to be funny... are you autistic or something?
123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
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123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
I'm tired of the people who slander the Onion, saying that its reports are fake. The Onion is probably the most reliable news source in the country right now.
Q8379 1 week ago 2
So sick of the people that say this is fake. Bullshit is what I say. Its also either Newt or Romney. They are the smartest and bestest. I watch TV and and thats what they say is right.
DobermansRock 1 week ago
oh my gosh i am so sorry sniff i fell sooooooooooooo sorry actually!
Krys491 1 week ago
"Jaws is like a son to us and he misses Zack very much" LMAO
Halldisa 1 week ago
This is fucking sick, there are probably cases where children have been eaten by a snake, there really is no need to mock. Bad joke, very poor taste dumb fuck Americans have no sense of humour yet think shit like this is funny?
tammyjellytot 1 week ago
@tammyjellytot I'm pretty sure the joke here is "I didn't know leaving a small child with a 20 foot snake may be dangerous!"... It's your problem that you don't find it funny. I really don't think this is something that happens every day, and if/when it does, the parents were just as stupid as the characters in the video.
Doomed2Hell 1 week ago
@tammyjellytot its funny because what dumb parent would do this.
ApprenticeOfAnubis 1 week ago
@tammyjellytot you're a moron.
writersblock91289 1 week ago
@writersblock91289 Really? Explain.....
tammyjellytot 1 week ago
@tammyjellytot have you seen the shit that the onion posts? this is nowhere near the most offensive thing they've done. watch the school shooting video and the one about the man who doesn't believe he has cancer. "there's been cases of snakes eating babies"
Really? this video isn't poking fun at that, it's mocking irresponsible parents.
and you're so quick to judge americans for having a bad sense of humor? don't blame an entire country just because you're too stupid to understand satire.
writersblock91289 1 week ago
@writersblock91289 I understand humour but people from America and people from Great Britain find different things funny, of course I know it is fake but I also know of worldwide cases where this has happened. I just think it is poor taste, no need to attack me or question my intelligence, it's merely a difference of opinion, I'm entitled to voice mine. From my one comment you think you have the right to say "I'm too stupid"? Is it fair for me to say I think you're a cunt based on what you said?
tammyjellytot 3 hours ago
@tammyjellytot you're judging an entire country on one piece of evidence. that's like saying i think that all black people are criminals if i get robbed by a black person. or all asians can't drive if i get into a car accident with an asian. you have your right to say what you want, so i'll exercise my right to say you're stupid if you don't understand a joke. you're obviously the kind of person who can't take a joke. you're offended if people use the word "retard". learn to lighten up.
writersblock91289 2 hours ago
@writersblock91289 At what point did I say I didn't understand the joke?? If you refer back to my original comment you will see that I said it was a very bad joke, said in poor taste. If a soldier had both his legs blown off by an IED I wouldn't laugh at any jokes that could be made about it.The same reasoning I find the word retard offensive.There are people born like that and can't do anything about it, its unfair for people to use it in a derogatory way.I'm too intellectual to find this funny
tammyjellytot 1 hour ago
@tammyjellytot Actually there hasn't ever been a case of anyone being eaten by a snake. There was a child that was crushed by a snake but it didn't constrict the child. They actually think it was just the weight of the snake on the child. Those parents were idiots and the snake was probably just looking for a heat source.
TigerMarie87 6 days ago
@TigerMarie87 Actually, yeah there is. An African rock Python DID eat a ten-year-old boy in Africa. I'm not sure the year, but it was probably late 90s, early millenium. It was, however the first recorded case of a person being eaten by a snake.
FrootLoop246 5 days ago
@tammyjellytot It is make fun of irresponsible parents, not dying babies. Retard
123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
@123hockeyfan456789 Listen you illiterate piece of shit, don't throw the retard comment around so freely, it's not that it offends me or hurts my feelings I just believe that it is more offensive to people that actually do have disabilities than it is to me. I would much prefer it if you called me a whore, a bitch or whatever other profanities there are.
I think it's clear to see that I don't have any mental or physical disabilities.
tammyjellytot 3 hours ago
.... This is a joke, right? 0_o
candy4725331 1 week ago
@candy4725331 yes
ApprenticeOfAnubis 1 week ago
How could they be so stupid to leave their child around a snake like that? Man some people in this world are just retarded. I am suprised CPS has'nt gotten ahold of them yet. By the THROATS!!!
DobermansRock 1 week ago
@DobermansRock you do realize this is a joke... right?
writersblock91289 1 week ago
@writersblock91289 What do you mean a joke? The kid was eaten by a snake asshole.
DobermansRock 1 week ago
@DobermansRock you're either incredibly stupid or just a really bad troll
writersblock91289 1 week ago
@writersblock91289 You can say names all you want because they don't hurt me. My mom and I think these people were sick and not very smart. You say nasty things because you live that life of ironic. It must be strange for you in the city all the time. I bet you have a microwave instead of a cast iron pan to cook with. We have a cast iron and it is awesome. Eggs and Bacon are great off of it when its buisquet night. and then we play some big board games.
DobermansRock 1 week ago
@DobermansRock do you even know what the Onion is? it's a fake news network
writersblock91289 1 week ago
@writersblock91289 You can say whatever you want its a free world. It does not change the fact a child is dead you jerk.
DobermansRock 1 week ago
@DobermansRock this news story isn't real. it's made up. the end
writersblock91289 6 days ago
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@DobermansRock the onion is all fake, its supposed to be funny... are you autistic or something?
123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
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123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
@DobermansRock the onion is all fake, its supposed to be funny... are you autistic or something?
123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
Then at 129 they show a retic and ball python where the fuck are these pics coming from
Jbexoticsinc 1 week ago
At 1:03 its a pic of a Burmese python AND a red tail boa
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Halobsession 1 week ago
I cant believe this, the hosts of the show sound so sarcastic like they dont even care. So sad.
HalfricanItalian 1 week ago
@HalfricanItalian the onion is all fake, its supposed to be funny... are you autistic or something?
123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
yea lets all donate money to the family who decided to own a 20 foot python without a caged habitat.
colbs821 1 week ago
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123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
did you ever think that a baby would be unharmed while wearing a mouse costume around a python!?!?!?! it was a misunderstanding but its still sad
eternalmadness1 1 week ago
Its a fake. Bad acting!
reypaul76 2 weeks ago
@reypaul76 umm nice one..... it's a comedy channel, of course it's not real
TheBatemansos 2 weeks ago
1:21-1:25 did he really say that
Mr20kenneth10 2 weeks ago
why the hell did u buy a python in the first place
Lalaluna01 2 weeks ago
Lol I'm loven this vid just think of all the ppl that watched this and think that really happend lol
MrBeauchamper 2 weeks ago
sorry to sound mean but y the did they have a 20 foot snake in the first place its bad enough it ate a dog now your kid snake r not good pets whyd u have it around a little kid and whyd u let him play with it i remeber a 2 year old being ate by a python in florida just in australia we had a python try to eat a kid but it wasnt a pet
kyber30 2 weeks ago
@kyber30 lol it's not real. its a comedy channel
TheBatemansos 2 weeks ago
@kyber30 snakes can be good pets when treated with respect and caution. burmese pythons eat mammals. a snake can easily eat a prey item as thick as the thickess part of its body. a 3 year old human child is a mammal which is small enough for a 20 foot long burmese python to eat. any sane person with a large snake knows not to leave it with a small child or even to let it free roam around the house
zoroarkninja 1 week ago
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@kyber30 the onion is all fake, its supposed to be funny... are you autistic or something?
123hockeyfan456789 18 hours ago
I mean yeah I guess its an okay thing to have a 300 pound snake as a pet with a 3 year old walking around the house. . . -_____-
estheryaa1 2 weeks ago
What the fuck....There is no way the folks who come on here like fuckin idiots, get all fuckin offended and butt hurt cause they swear up and down it's real....It is not possible people actually think this is real. Those gotta be folks the onion pays to fuckin troll and make retarded comments. That is the only logical explanation. Yes, I am in denial are society could actually be this fuckin stupid cause how those people remember to fuckin breath daily is amazing!
SuperWarking 2 weeks ago 17
IS THIS REAL????
Action23Man 2 weeks ago
@Action23Man Yes it is this really happened how would you even think this is fake is really sad
Lijrobert 2 weeks ago
I am now concerned having gone on a business trip and left my snake to take care of my children for a few days. If a man cannot trust a 20 python then who can he trust?
WillShakespeare2007 2 weeks ago 27
@WillShakespeare2007
you can trust an 80 feet long sea serpent! like mine, tim :P
shadow11479 2 days ago
The woodland faries thing at the end is a reference to A Mid Summer Nights Dream.
TotalRandomness9000 2 weeks ago
I just love how many people could even consider this is real XD (I love you onion your the biggest troll out there)
IBioPoxI 2 weeks ago
how is this comedy there is nothin funny about it and btw it is true and technically it was the parents fault because they left their son alone with the 20 foot snake plain and simple now all you people who say it is fake quit saying it is fake because it is true
gillespiemikayla 2 weeks ago
@gillespiemikayla Dude.. Onion news isn't real.
QBpcguy 2 weeks ago
@gillespiemikayla Wanna talk about true? Here's something true. Best way you can contribute to society is getting eaten by a 20ft python.
SuperWarking 2 weeks ago
At 0.33 its a recticulated python but with a ball pythons head, at 1.00 its a burmese python, at 1:03 its half burmese half red tail boa and at 1.29 it looks like a ball python yawning which has been shitly enlarged, with a bit of rectic rapped round the kid....seriously? How many non existent snakes ate this child? Please dont let this fake crap hate on snakes!
paulhart50 2 weeks ago
@paulhart50 Wait, hang on...it's almost as if you're implying that The Onion...is fake?
RevolverUnit 2 weeks ago
Fake and Gayyy..
jamesman2318 2 weeks ago
@jamesman2318
well DUH...This is satire
pandas941 2 weeks ago 2
@jamesman2318 You should team up with Sherlock Holmes.
jcspeb010 2 weeks ago
he eats the dog, they think nothing of it, then they leave the child alone with a 20 foot snake???? if it is not fake, which i feel it is, these parents should simply be charged with being neglectful. It was not the snakes fault it was the parents plain and simple
GodlylolPlayer 2 weeks ago
@GodlylolPlayer lol it is fake, look at the other theonion videos
Kyorere23 2 weeks ago
Am I the only one who has a sudden rise is blood pressure after reading some of these fuckin retards telling everyone it's fake and seriously getting worked up like this is real? Just had an awesome idea....I'm gonna buy a massive python, gather all these fools up then lock them in a room with said python letting Darwin do his thing!
SuperWarking 3 weeks ago
AND SHE SAID THAT SHE LEFT HIM ALONE WITH THE SNAKE WHEN SHE WENT TO THE SHOPS AND THEN MOVIES.NOBODY DOES THAT!
MissSmurfySnoopy1 3 weeks ago
EVERYONE DONT BE STUPID ITS FAKE LOOK THE CATEGORY IS COMEDY!!!
MissSmurfySnoopy1 3 weeks ago
Honestly i love snakes i have four right now they are the cutest and yes i know its fake but that broad said she went out now what kind of mother leaves her child unattended with something that big? If it was real she'd be the 2nd most ignorant person on this planet short of Sarah Palin...
shwing59 3 weeks ago
well, apparently Darwin is back from his vacation. it's about time. now if he would just eat those retarded parents. at least make it so they can't reproduce again.
bergus2004 3 weeks ago
the only thing more annoying than the people who think they discovered the cure for cancer by saying the onion is fake, are the people who think they're so intelligent and reply to those people telling them it is indeed fake then proceed to call that person an idiot or laugh at them
skeezerzz 3 weeks ago
BULLSHIIT!
xSUPERDEADLYJx 3 weeks ago
Lmao
lizard123412341234 3 weeks ago
People do realize this is the Onion right, a fake comedy news outlet LOL
methos19751 3 weeks ago
No offense... But it's obviously NOT a good idea to have pet snake if u have a small child!
KIRBYYYish 3 weeks ago
One thing i can say he had no fear of the snake but u should never have this snake for a pet if u have a child. The child looks like a rabbit to it, the snake was eying him up and down for a long time to see if he could eat him, then he went for him. The boy had more gusts then me because i was thinking about getting one of these and after seeing this no damm way! I will keep to boas! RIP little child!
gayproud1 3 weeks ago
Fake. what makes it fake? Zach was playing in the habitat. Bullshit bitch no parent lets there kid hang out with a 300 pound beast. she wouldnt let him play with a tiger? so why a snake tjat size. plus look at the pictures... fake...
HabboSkittles 3 weeks ago
@HabboSkittles you are such a fucking idiot
hhslf 3 weeks ago
@HabboSkittles LOL! This whole video was some kind of spoof! Hahha! They are silly.
PaperMoon2010 3 weeks ago
ебать тупые
egerr10 3 weeks ago
Even funnier than the video is the unbelievable INNOCENCE and NAIVETY of many around here.
DrTenoch 3 weeks ago
Hey, I want a therapy snake too!
Scottyphoenix42 3 weeks ago
Then only thing funnier than the video is the number of total idiotic comments . man some of these people really should not reproduce.
Ozz465 3 weeks ago
Lol so instead of correcting me you insult me the insults you throw are your own title. And at civico thanks I didnt watch the whole thing it bored me so I didn't catch any comedy.
westsidetarantulas 3 weeks ago
This is truly a comedy its funny how she said u never know when gods going to invite for kids in a snake or some bs like that
civico88212 3 weeks ago
fake as hell its pathetic this got on tv its even more pathetic that some idiots watching this shit believe it
westsidetarantulas 3 weeks ago
@westsidetarantulas Haha actually your a pathetic idiot trying to rag on people but its obvious this is not real because its a fucking youtube channel that uses comedy you dumb ass.
Thumdar08 3 weeks ago
@westsidetarantulas you clearly have mentle issues ADD prehaps?
moleman40000 3 weeks ago
THIS IS FAKE EVERYBODY BUT VERY FUNNY
MissSmurfySnoopy1 3 weeks ago
very funny, whats funnier are the muppets who seem to have responded to this thinking it's real.
johnny5213 3 weeks ago
"...because ya never know when God is gonna invite them up to Heaven through your snake!"
JaimeBienDancer 3 weeks ago 33
Ahahaha so blonde:')
shannong361 3 weeks ago
If it was real, these people are stupid, they said it ate the dog. Idiots!
MrKINGMOE34 4 weeks ago
biggest photoshop ever 1:03 burmese python head and neck with redtail body
123girlskateboards 1 month ago 9
@123girlskateboards lol rite
jamulypro 3 weeks ago
@123girlskateboards i guess you're a snake expert?
writersblock91289 1 week ago
@writersblock91289 i guess you can say that.i have own a lot of snake before.
123girlskateboards 1 week ago
It's things like this, that make REAL herp owners look bad, I mean yes this COULD possibly happen. But the only way it would was if you weren't watching your kid properly, it's a wild animal. You might have it in captivity, but they still have that preditory instinct
SlitheringSweetheart 1 month ago
What kind of a dumb ass bitchy parent should you be to leave this kid to play with that large snake o.O
I think I'm beginning to understand EMOs now...
xInnoraXx 1 month ago
@xInnoraXx Dude, this is fake. The Onion is a satirical newscast.
stecsworld 1 month ago
@stecsworld It may be fake but I'm sure that somewhere out there in the world this has happened for real...
xInnoraXx 1 month ago
@xInnoraXx Are you really that stupid? Look at the snake every time it's shown. In one pic it's a retic, another its a boa with a burmese pythons head, then there is a retic body with a royals head/neck, and finally, it turns into a snake with burms body and a royals head.
As a way of not looking silly, I'd suggest you look into things before making yourself look like a fool. Not everything on youtube is real.
DemonLDR 3 weeks ago
@xInnoraXx ... That's... What? What the hell does this have to do with emos?
blackrose8412 3 weeks ago
LMFAOOOO man i love onion
xXRetardKoolaidXx 1 month ago
I feel bad for you that your snake ate you son
laurafamily32 1 month ago
It's shit like this that makes good reptile owners look bad
mssb79 1 month ago
IS THIS REAL OR FAAKE?
chrischoy1 1 month ago
@chrischoy1 Fake -.-
Majorasword64 2 weeks ago
So so sad
Galactis14 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SO sad,it was sad until she said " you never know when God is going to invite them up in Heaven through your snake" ...... #PAUSE... through a WHAT! Snakes are evil anyway! WTF ! ! ! lol .. very sad story though...
playboyquan 1 month ago
Haha OMG!!! I Thought This Was Real When They Showed The Pic Of The Snake With A Big Bulge I Thought- OMG Poor Fuckin Kid Being Inside That.... Then I Realised This is A Joke Video Hahaha U Got Me Though- Bit Sick To Joke About But Funny Once I Woke Up HAahha x
B3thiiBr0wn3 1 month ago
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B3thiiBr0wn3 1 month ago
Its funny 'cause its true. People with dangerous animals that cause harm to their family are always ridiculous like this. "Oh my dog only ever bit 10 people, I never thought it'd bite my child's face off!" Or, not much different from this video, any douche that owns a Burmese python.
waddsworth 1 month ago
I was laughing out loud on this one. Nice one hahaha
JoelTGM 1 month ago
i thought this was real lol for the first 30 seconds
krystylec 1 month ago
I've never heard of a Burm getting 300 lbs. I think this would be funnier if HSUS wasn't trying to ban these snakes.
Tiki108 1 month ago
LOL
a python watching your son in a pool?
It had no warning signs even when it ATE your boston terrier a month ago?
you NEED a therapy snake for your daughter?
the snake misses your son every day? probably because he was just that tasty!!
yeah i had a snake eat my kid once....then i took an arrow to the knee
klaeclipse 1 month ago
@klaeclipse burn in hell nigger
Aerosion 1 month ago
@Aerosion Well done, you just shamed your own race once again.
Now please go put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, thereby making the world a better place for everyone.
Fronken89 1 month ago
I think this is the darkest Onion video I've ever watched.
jarvisel 1 month ago
@jarvisel
But it's also one of the funniest ones they've done. There's an old saying, "tragedy is comedy"
PKrising24 1 month ago
this shit is fake
shalee767 1 month ago
@shalee767 ahahaha you stupid fucker :) love it XD
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@shalee767 Thank you for bringing us from the deep. Please share your wisdom with us!
monkeylazer 1 month ago
You had me for a moment......that's funny. Mom deserves an Oscar !!
MrKcordell 1 month ago
Why dont yall go see zack,too ....i'm sure jaws can help you get there, you know share a ride or something ...let jaws hug you before you leave now ...ya hea
treherne63 1 month ago
yeah right, retard
treherne63 1 month ago
Is this real
TheCmauldin 1 month ago
Hi
TheCmauldin 1 month ago
Hahahahahahah hilraious video
hilariousbollywood 1 month ago
Therapy Snake...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
MrMacPhails 1 month ago
Funniest part. We would never let him play by the pool, unless he was watched by us or the snake
gaura 1 month ago
Can you imagine how much better the world would be if everyone watched The Onion instead of the "real" news? Life would be a party.
janelletw 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheOnion
lolol "therapy snake"
TheTock227 1 month ago
Will you guys stop saying that the onion is fake in all of onion's video, the fun part is reading the comments, geezzzzz
marvesmarves 1 month ago
All these people who don't get this is sarcasm are making me lose faith in humanity
TheSparky777 1 month ago
They freak out hen their kid is near a pool but could care less if it's playing with a 300 pound python....smh.
kcsteel099 1 month ago
I thought this was real until I saw that this was posted by TheOnion
TheKSanx 1 month ago
I will say it now. This is satire, it is what TheOnion does. They have a full website full of it. Please don't make the same mistake as FoxNews and take these intentionally humorous works for something true. It is satire, they are making a point through these works, you just have to use your brain to figure out what that point is.
Squeedledorf 1 month ago
2:20 GWAF!
missjanae94 1 month ago
"therapy snake" for the daughter. Just fucking brilliant Onion lmao
20MOJO20 1 month ago
"unless he was supervised by either one of us or the python" lololol
welovenatnalex 1 month ago
this is so fake. look at the the snakes pattern. first it has a reticulated python pattern, then a boa pattern, then a ball python head on a burmese pythons body. Soooo Fakkkeee.
TheBallpythondude 1 month ago
@TheBallpythondude wow it's fake we all know it's a joke, not real
WillowTheWisp22 1 month ago
@TheBallpythondude no shit!
jilliebean111 1 month ago
@TheBallpythondude Did you actually think it was real? Have you EVER watched The Onion?
TheMorganBusby 1 month ago
awww poor boy i hope tht the family fell better soon
showuwhat 1 month ago
soz i didnt now it wasnt real at the start but their sarcasim was a bit ott which made me realise it was fake but great job you fooled me at the start until the bit where she said i went out and left him with my python and where the sname ate the dog soz but it made me laugh :)
dancemania1011 1 month ago
We wouldn't let Zach go by the pool unless he was supervised by us, or the python.