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  • Have a piss, take a piss but don't drink piss. In the same way, don't talk shite. PD is a pile of shite.

  • cant we all just get along

  • i love pete

    but this is funny.

    "what's a tree?"

    "a tree's a tree."

    "you're such a liar."

    haa! love it

  • Your scum, first for saying to uremother about being homosexual and scottish as if theres something wrong with that and second for having nothing better to do than this shit about Kate and Pete their beautiful. Your a very sad person and if you want to reply to me dont do it on this video leave me a comment as I wont be on this shit again.

  • shut up twats. thats a funny fucking video man. nice one. the lady's lovely by the way.

  • I don't see how anyone could find this funny.

  • mmm... stupid... ¬¬U

  • HAHA thats excellent

  • idiot

  • Your 14 and like the simpsons and skateboarding. You should send your photo to jamie and sexwkiblu, they'll love a little boy like you ;-)

  • Mong

  • LMAO pathetic haha you should have done some stand up.. sexwkiblu is talking some sence to you listen will you!!!!! and come on doylie you can do better than that!!!! you cock.. haha

  • mkmadman22 thinks sexwkiblu is talking sense? One idiot agreeing with another idiot is just a couple of idiots! jamie love, drink the hot milk mummy made.

  • lol pathetic doylie45 "mkmadman22: Jamie dear, are we still here? Mummys got the hot milk ready".... is that the best you can do? comeone il be back in a few days to see your better insult.. and your very entertaining the whole office thinks your a cock lol....

  • yasss :P

  • Jamie dear, I've taken your photo and sent it to the gay dating channels for you as you seem a tad shy. My, what a spotty little, podgy faced twinky you are. I'm sure you'll get lots of email from the other "Girls" have a nice one Mmmmmmwhah!

  • :o/ but ur sad enough to sit there makin nasty comments, whats the difference? I think it makes you twice as sad

  • mate . see my dick? see it? suck it.

  • uremother: Mate, I've seen all of your ONE video that you have managed to get onto your channel. It's not hard you know..do try. If you can't get the hang of it, ask your boyfriend to help, these 10 nyear olds are clverer than they look.

  • i have a video ... thats news 2 me ... im not sad enough 2 fuckin sit and video myself making a fanny of myself ... ure a fucking dick with no life ... i hink it would be best for the world in general if you shut the fuck up and crawled into a corner and died ... ;)

  • uremother I bet if we met in a bar you would curl up in a corner and weep like a baby. You are one of those beauts who were bullied at school or got buggered by a paedophile priest and now takes his anger out on those who are too far away for him to have to face. What a sad little man.

  • LOL it's so pity, kate moss is a goddess comparing to this whale, and you are an old retard trying to be funny. This is just another poor attempt to stultify pete. btw no matter how hard i try i cant imagine how do you make out with this pig :D dude she's like 5x you.

  • sexwkiblu anothe "Empty channel warrior" what a waster! 35 year old and can't make a little simple video? worse! worships a crackhead. If your gay then I feel sorry for the goat your shagging.

  • lol "empty channel warrior" sorry you talentless old retard but im using youtube for WATCHING videos. If i would make crappy videos like yours then i would prefer to keep my channel empty. btw if you think that number of videos on my page decides about my intelligence and right to criticize you and your crappy videos then n/c for you. And about pete, im not a huge fan of him but it is obvious that you are jealous of his talent.

  • You are just and old fag who did nothing "great" in his sorry life. making shitty videos dont make you talented person. And im not 35 years actually , just inserted random things into the questionary.

  • sexwkiblu I've made a shitty video, that's more than you can manage. You are 35 and a willy-watcher.

  • omg more than i can manage ? you are fucking retard. im 16 years old and ive MANAGED to have exhibition of my own paintings. and again lol, your pitiful insults "willy-watcher" ? omfg you are so pity and talentless that this is sad. Just sitting behind webcam and making crappy videos boosting your ego. Pathetic.

  • oops forgot to relog from friend account

  • I think perhaps Jamie or the other Ted sexwkiblu might just be you. Same rhetoric, same waffle. Go away now, I'm sure the mothercare catalogue might interest you a bit more :) I suppose your a Gary Glitter fan as well?

  • haha your so sad it funny

  • mkmadman22: Jamie dear, are we still here? Mummys got the hot milk ready.

  • hahahaha

  • mkmadman22: That's it, is it? Come on Jamie dear, you can do better.

  • what a pair of wankers

  • uremother: Another one. Made nothing, done nothing. Why bother coming on you sad useless waste of your mums last orgasm.

  • mate ... im not sad enough to sit and make wanker videos slagging off pete doherty just coz he actually has talent and a babe of a wife .... suck my dick bitch

  • uremother: It's not his wife idiot. Hew has no talent, he is a crackhead. You are a sad bastard who hero worships a talentless waster, what does that make you....Mate?

  • you are sad mate ... face it ....... i also do not worship the guy i just appreciate that he is a fuckin amazing songwriter ... and i know he is a crackhead but that doesnt make him shit ... jimi hendrix was a pure junkie and he also made shit hot music and is a rock legend ... same with kurt cobain and keith richards ... so fuck off and get a life you fucking oxygen theif

  • uremother: Pete Doherty is an amazing songwriter? You are an amazing dickhead....mate. Do you wank over the school uniform section of the catologue? Boys I bet.

  • i will tell you once again fannybaws that i still am in skool u dick ... therefore wouldnt b in a bar anyway twat ... i really do wish you would shut up ... your embarassin yourself , you're gettin rapid bullied of a kid hahahahahaha ... pure dick .... and if i ever c u i will quite happily kick your cunt right in :-D

  • uremother: Says 21 on your info? So, not only can you not spell, you don't know how old you are? Your pretending (like that homo MK Jamie)to be a street-wise black ghetto kid but in reality you are a poncy southern English knob? You are a "Charlie Chester" for sure. Fool!

  • fuck right up you fuckin dick ... im frm scotland and im a white boy u fanny...it says 21 so i can see all the videos ... tit .... and u wer on my profile?.... pervy creep

  • uremother: Why not put 91? You are a Jock? my god, it's worse than I thought. A retarded porridge-gobbler. The jocks are worse than the Welsh. Stop writing naughty words as well. Naughty little Jocko!!

  • come up 2 scotland then ya poofy prick ... illl show u what a reel scot can do 2 a posh bastard like yourself ... im 15 and i would still paste u because u r a waste of space hoo likes little boys ... ure probably gettin a buzz out of arguin with me u sick bastard.... u should learn this ... NO-ONE LIKES YOU !!! go and cry in a bloody corner you worthless piece of shit

  • uremother: You are homosexual, uneducated, foulmouthed, illiterate, Scottish and boring. But hey! thanks for all the hits on this video and for improving my rankings. It's nice to know that I mean so much to you. Not as much as Pete though hey (wink! wink!)

  • ehhh let me think .... fuck up :)

    i do like pete doherty but babyshambles aren't like my fav band or anythin .... also im clearly not illiterate you pompous layabout (see i can use big (poofy) boy words too) ....im also confused ... how come its ure video wen it says its that doyle pricks ?

  • you sad fucks

  • woahceci: And another useless wanker. Done nothing but collects pictures of dollies? are you trying to attract children you perverted little shit? Garry Glitter is it? You and Mk Jamie should get together, you can't and he don't know how.

  • mkmadman, do u think u could write that again but in english this time? thank you in advance

  • is that your wife man she is fat!! nothing on kate and your hair man sort it.. my be jelousy

  • mkmadman22 I've noticed that you follow a trend. Most of the nasty comments made on Youtube come from those who contribute the least. You, like a lot of other talentless, humourless, computer illiterates have made NOTHING!! Your channel is as bare as a monkeys arse. Make something, join in, or even show us your photo. as for the "madman" handle, your probably a little skinny Billy-no-mates who wanks over the knickers catalogues. Dirty little fekker!!!

  • LMAO if you are thinking me think oppersite of everything you just put lmao.. A im not skinny B i have plenty of mate out side the net un like you only mates you got is the ones on here, so before you go openeing you big gob THINK. i could put up vids of me and my mates sniffing coke and but then i dont want kids to see them!! AND whan the fuck have monkeys asses been bare LOL your a tit mate

  • mkmadman22: Your name is Jamie! what a wuss! a little pussy whimp! "jamie" my god! I took a look at your chanel and theres nothing there but you do tell us that you like to "drink a shit load of beer!" WHAT A MACHO MAN! LADEEEEEES & GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU MR HARD AS NAILS.....JAMIE! for fucks sake! Jaaaaammmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eee! put yer frock back on luv! pussywhimp!

  • LMAO sounds like a desperate responce to my post TBH lol. ok so you ask me is my name jamie then you put a ! Surly after a question a ? goes there? anyways your boring and so is you vid and your hair. so my work here is done CHOW for now thank you and good night. ;-)

  • mkmadman22. There is no question mark after a rhetorical question (That is a question the needs no reply)The word is CIAO not CHOW and means "I am your slave. ...Tit!

    Very apt, don't you think sonny?

  • Also no exclamation mark after a rhetorical question TIT. And actualy chow Originally military slang, this term is now more widely used. The noun chow in the sense of food, originating from either Chinese or pidgin English in the 18th century. so u muppet it dont mean "i am your slave" stop trying to look good looser coz your not. and this is my final post iv won the battle and the war. farewell you swine

  • "CHOW for now" what? food for now? You meant "CIAO" you ignorant litte boy. The word "CHOW" is not an origonal military word, it's Chinese, the Chinese term for sautéing. Not only are you a silly boy with a naff name but you are also thick. I hope mummy is proud of her little soldier. Thanks for the hits bye the way ;)

  • OMG This is hilarous, better than the original! WD

  • your a cunt

  • frazermelon What a fantastic channel you have! BOTH your videos kept me engrossed for seconds! You really are someone we should all take notice of as you have intelect far greater than your moronic rablings would suggest. I bet you would love Pete to give it to you in the tradesman's :)

  • ha wicked!

  • this is a complete fuckin joke. that's not funny. you're a piece of shit. you look like vanilla ice fuckin wierdo

  • fcmanunited: Here we have another real beut! He has produced NOTHING of his own, "supports" a club that he has no affiliation with but THEY are succesful, he is a complete wobbler. If you can't do it yourself Shirley, don't knock those who try.

  • Haha. thats quite funny

  • HA HA HA!!! Brill, better than the original!!!

  • lol

    wots a tree?

  • thats abit shit innit?

  • Raychul92 THIS MONKEY-HANGER YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE!!! IT PTODUCED A 7 SECOND VIDEO OF A ROUGH LOOKING ASBO SMOKING A FAG....PERIOD (I don't mean she was on a period whilst smoking a fag) that's it...7 seconds of talent. What a unique name as well Raychul92 only 191 others have thought of it...CABBAGE!

  • Raychul92 has made a great video folks..it's a very long 7 seconds of some ASBO smoking a fag. So the "thats abit shit innit?" comment is coming from the next Martin Scorcese or Quentin Tarantino..Monkey-Hanger!!!

  • About 10 billion times better and funnier than the original!

  • northern humour at its best. great wig on the old guy and nice fat suit on the woman.

  • Wig? yer cunt that's my own hair!

  • hahahahahahahah, hilarious.

  • fuck off you idiot.

  • For those of you who think pete and kate are a 'good couple'...you must be joking! They are both crack heads and need to eat a bit of chicken...Get real! Someone's children actually idolise these people! Great examples!

  • your a bellend.

    this video was shit.

    kate and pete are a good couple!

    pete has one of the most beautiful intricate minds.

  • shut the fuck up

  • I like the vid, atticjnr - get real

  • conwaysofrugeley89: Do you like girls

  • conwaysofrugeley89: Do you like boys?

  • atticjnr; Were you the class cretin? the school retard? the village idiot? Pete and kate are a couple of crack-heads.

  • I love BabyShambles, Libertines, Pete's solo stuff and respect Kate Moss- but that was fucking hillarious. Well done.

  • wth... lol

  • Jeeze oh.

    Cant you people not take a joke seriosuly.

  • Oi att: Tellittoyourkingcharlie. The only wanker here is you, lighten the hell up you dry prick.

  • am I the only one who realizes how briliant this piss take is? that´s the true doherty/moss behaviour taken to the point. full 10 points from me (like the babyshambles music though, nothing against them...)

  • so strange.... :S

  • absoloute bollocks!! liked the way u put the fag in the guitar though

  • Yes cause your good Idiots

  • hahahaha funny!!

  • I wish I can continue being stupid like that when I am their age. STFU negative people. Nice chords!!!

  • wanker6969: Chords to Java Jive "I love coffee, I love tea, I love the Java Jive and it loves me...."

  • this was brilliant!

  • sad cunts. you fat retarded wankers.

  • tellit2urkingcharlie do you swallow or spit?

  • Rather funny (well,I thought so).

  • Yeah, you can only take the mik out of pete if ur HAlf the brains of him ...and judging by this clip.. your far from this

  • Top, but WHAT is that whale doing with a white toga on lying on the bed with that old grandpa!? .. great song though mate makes me laugh more than the original. Now thats entertainment. Thanks, it's nice to know there are other dumb ass's out there when you've just watched intelligent pete.

  • Too be honest..

    I think its a little sad how two adults think they can take the mick out of anyone...

    Seriously... why did you have her prancing about in her underwear... i was very almost sick.

    Very almost.

  • you are making fun of yourself

  • superb stuff

  • FUCKIN OLD SHIT AND A FUCKIN WHORE SITTIN ROUND HAVIN NO LIFE SO THEY DECIDE 2 TAKE THE MICK OUTTA PETE TELL YA WAT UR BUCKIN CUNTS!! wat a waster wat a fuckin waster!!!!

  • why would you take the time out of your life to do somthin so shit really

    sad twats

    petes a legend!

  • fucking idiot, get lost

  • your a fucking old man who is playing a little kid grow up yes i read Harry Potter and it is a fucking good you fucking loser!

    Die motherfucker!

    fucking loser yes thats right little cry baby!!!!

    you fucking loser dont ever say anything like that my dad is dead and may he rest in peace!

  • LOL

  • fucking discusting goooodd get a life fukcing cunt

  • Anituus: Are you some sort of sex offender or retard?

  • no just retarded and its discusting but well if you like fat and ugly girls its your prblem isnt it fucking piece of shit

  • This is pretty funny, who knows why

  • this sucks

  • Stereosnuttan:Would you like to suck Petes? Sounds like it. Oooooh! suites you sir!

  • old git

  • Bog Trotter!

  • omg i jus vomitted a lil in my mouth.... omg.. nasty

  • It was probably some dogs jizz (Sperm to Yanks)

  • Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x

  • PeteDohertyz: You are a prize cnut! you have problems with reality you turd-bay pooper popper. Go away now.

  • Cant you think of better things to do with your life then make a full out of yourself?!

  • PeteDohertyz: Do you wee-wee the bed?

  • Fuck off. and get a life!

  • PeteDohertyz: Fuck off. and get a life? Your favourite book is Harry Potter, you watch Harry Potter as well. Tell me little 14 year girlie; Does Daddy visit you with sweeties and a Teddy when Mom is not at home ;-)

  • doylie45 you are a fucking cunt you cocksucker why dont you go and fuck your fat and ugly girlfrind and shut the fuck up

  • l0l it is kinda funny, but yeh , get a life u obese cunts

  • Texyrock.Hey! I looked at your page and your a bit of a cretin!! Learning difficulties, ASBO's, one parent family, slum dwelling, low self esttem, bullied at school...it's you mate, it's you. At least I can lose weight. Pete Doherty is your god...Oh, dear me ;-)

  • doylie, im not gona bother to write a come back to your pathetic insults, cuz i have already at some otha video and u started to cry, so bye...and yes i like pete alot.

  • You are also a silly little boy. Write properly, you are not a ghetto kid (although you pretend to be in the chat rooms to impress other 14 year olds)I know you "like" Pete (Like as in "Hey Pete, how's about you and me going into the nearest latrine for a bit of George Michael")Silly little fellow, do your homework now.

  • haha is this what u do for living, ur pretty good at your job, u have a very good imagination,, and its actually funny, keep writing, im not bothered

  • texyrock: Is that it? silly boy, did I make you cry? Boooo-hoooo Booooo-Hoooo! tell mummy off that naughty man.

  • Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x

  • texyrock: Me speakee English, also, me no likee shitty stuff "like wot yu has posted"

  • get a life you fat losers!!!!

  • Fucking Class!

  • heather657, i think you should go and buy a life if u cant see it 4 the irony it is. oh! and get a more original youtube name while your at it, not a name that 657 other ppl have :o)

  • Pete Doherty is wicked and Kate Moss is good for him,these 2 fat people really must not have a life. Kate Moss is a SUPER Model not SUPER FAT

  • heather657 you have been a member for 2 weeks and already you are an expert? Pete Doherty is a drug addled retard and kate Moss is just as bad for being with him. You, on the other hand, are a silly person who wees the bed.

  • Hahaha that's really funny!

  • fuck kate moss

  • and im pretty sure that some of u must be blind as bats, he maybe a fat pete but he certainly doesnt look very bald 2 me :o/ r u lookin at the same vid?

  • shit

  • Ah! Someone who gets off watching Miss Carey...and Pete Doh!- erty and lacks vocabulary. Your a real beaut you are matey. You and chrisinterval should practice mutual masterbation as it's clear that's what you are, a couple of real "Ham-shankers"

  • im pretty sure that pete doherty isnt a fat balding twat and im also pretty sure that kate moss's chins dont have chins.

  • haha!

  • chrisinterval: Balding? with all that hair? I looked at your page, it's like your brain, it's empty! Silly person you are. (If you are a willy-watcher then your on the wrong site mate ;-0

  • thats cuz i dont really use youtube for anything other than watching videos and commenting immature 50 year olds...or 60

    i looked at your page too... so that benefit moneys rolling in is it?

    Waayy too much time on your hands.

  • Chrisinterval. "Thats cuz"? sounds very mature. You are one of many sneaky, snidey, weaseling little turds who spend time doing less than nothing. Do something constructive, make a video so others can see that you are able to make comments and not just a little jerker who sits on his PC being a "keypad warrior" I bet you were bullied at school (by the little kids :-)

  • haha i just love coming back here and seeing what you come out with. Ooohh "thats cuz" OMG! what an internet faux pas. constructive? you call this video constructive? im a musician. i do something constructive everyday. stop wasting your time. prick. - ooo how mature!

  • chrisinterval. I seem to have upset you flower. Don't be silly and rude. it's a bit of a giggle, that's all.Now, your not a musician, you do nothing constructive, you are a skinny little thing with thick glasses and strange stains on your bedsheets and PC keypad.

  • no not a musician of course thats why ive been playing guitar for 11 years and in a band. righhhttt

  • Only your word Chrisinterval. Even so, that don't make you a great musician, you could be the knobhead who does the gofering for the proper band and tries to pretend he's cool. No mate, your a real 100% plonker you are. Go away now, go on, shoooooooooo!

  • piss off you fucking yuppie.

  • Oh, dear me! Have I come too close to the truth? YOU ARE THE FLUNKY FOR A BAND!!!! Hey! get me a beer flunky! hey! coolie, wash my uderpants for me, hey, you, loser, wash the van. What's your favourite song? "Flunky Chicken" "Play that Flunky Music"

  • very amusing. these two deserve the micky taken out of them because, when all is said and done, they are both a couple of wasters who deserve everyhting they get!

  • You guys are great- this is so funny!

  • What'S the song in the end?

  • I got you babe...Sonny & Cher

  • YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!HAHAHA

  • ahahuhauhauhua XD

  • haaaa.. ilove it very much.

  • don't read this!

    There are 20 angels in this world

    10 are sleeping

    9 are playing

    1 is reading this

    put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love!!

    (

  • haha you fat balding fuck, nice attempt at being funny but its just too basic lol, is that porker your wife then or what? u need to get laid :)

  • silentthunder890 Bald? are you blind? Do you still hand about playgrounds with your vidcam?

  • yeah... got me down to a tee... nice spelling too

  • Spelling is correct."hand about" means to fiddle with yourself. Oooh!

  • ...

    i dont understand how that was relevant to my comment in the first place :/ dick

  • You like little boys I take it? silentthunder890 I suppose you get your rocks off on your "God" Pete Doherty. Do you wish you had a girlie to fiddle with instead like Pete has? Do try.

  • You are hilarious.

  • funny funny funny well done

  • cute :)

  • funny

    but get a job x

  • well done uncal bobbie and steff from the gang in liverpool has us lmao keep it up xx

  • ha ha very funny uncle bobbie were ure biggest fans here in liverpool xxxx

  • Hilarious!

  • lmao

  • Oi!! "Vomit" cool the fuck down isit?? This is a good spoof of a pathetic Pete and Kate song.

    Pete is a brilliant songwriter when he is in the Libertines, but now he is just fucked up.

    To be honest, i think YOUR a motherfucker, seeing as you cant take a joke hahahahahaha try it, cunt.

  • LOL!

  • that's just brilliant!!

  • Very funny! You're obviously a better player than Doherty as well. However the lack of a hat, weeping sores and yellow fingers was disappointing.

  • The official word from Southern California is that you two RULE!

  • hahahahahaha!!! i liked it lmao..

  • dont you two look like right twats now...

  • BenW90 be nice now. It's not important, it's a little laugh, unless of course you have pictures of Pete on your bedroom wall and you do things when mummy's not looking.