Team America - Dicks, Pussies And Assholes

[hummarstra]

yes, gary yes.

[gadzy]

I am moved.

[BarrettMasada]

The funny part is that this is so true.

[BarrettMasada]

@eKriZZLe Wow you dont seem to understand any of this do you? Conservatives are the dicks who fuck the dangerous assholes who are trying to shit on everyone. Sometimes the conservatives try to hard to force something and need the liberals to calm them dowm. But liberals are pussies who need to know that when some one is trying to shit on you, you need to step up an do something.

[HaloStroudsburgBoy]

Correction: Kim Jong IL was an asshole

[dodo9789]

this is the funniest and best speech i have ever heard...

[jnorth]

I think it's more truth in relationships. You get friends who can be total dicks, you have friends who always wanna get along with everyone and don't like hearing or saying anything that will cause any conflict and then you have assholes who don't give a fuck - the sort of friends you shouldn't have. Dicks can learn from pussies as dicks sometimes don't know when to give up, don't think things through and like to dominate discussions ignoring the opinions of others.

[jnorth]

Bit of an over simplistic view tbh

[gymguy25]

To any nigger-lovin' pussy who's ever complained about the Rodney King beating, next time some nigger assholes are committing acrime, some dick cops should take you along to the scene of the crime and say: here handle this your way. If you're still alive after the ordeal, I guarantee you'll never complain again about police brutality.

[Clorwall]

The Iraq War in a nutshell

[VinWeiLee27171]

now that ass-hole is dead, we can finally clean up our dicks and pussies!

[anonUK]

@VinWeiLee27171

There's always more assholes to clean up after. Not all of them are laugh-a-minute dick-tators like KJI and Gaddafi.

[andmaketherain]

Genius...

[123481749]

So, who else started watching all the Team America videos the day Kim Jong-il died?

[FoxNews24]

Now this asshole got fucked up by death.

[InfuserGod]

What is the name of the orchestrated song in the background??

I can't find it anywhere :(

[lulzjeffy1337]

Looks like this asshole has been fucked. for good.

[TheSpongebobgo]

Kim Jong Il Not only an asshole but dead

[keelo56]

if you dont let us, fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks, and our pussies, all covered in shit.

[mastermiddy32]

MATT DAMON!!!!

[dhashpipem]

do something alec baldwin!!!!

[Blondiecat1961]

1:22

[soap102]

Fucking Trey Parker....

A God amongst men.

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

Matt Damon.

[DreadBrandX]

So fucking true.

[ultimadeathclaw]

lol

[cwkneisel]

PROTIP: Everyone posting here thinks they are a dick... but they're actually just pussies and assholes.

[EponymousKid]

I really like how there's a bit in there about how dicks and pussies need to work together -- dicks need pussies to rein them in when they go wild.

[s0ldi3rb0yx]

This actually accurately describes how people are in general and how the world is and sadly in the world people give in to the demands of pussies too easily

[Manich324]

a lot of people call themselves Christian but don't pray for their enemies, or love their enemies and they want revenge instead of showing the other cheek

[vifrus]

stupid americans-this shit is all what you know,lol

[Vewdew420]

this is funny as shit and so true if you really think about it

[WeAreDevo456]

But most dicks prefer pussies over assholes.

[kyussfan6]

i fucked the replay with the shit comming out of my asshole

[dtpof07]

if you disliked this video you are clearly a pussy.. or an asshole whose been fucked by lots of dicks

[snifa0]

he just toke it to the HNL( hole nother leval) baby

[theapacheloco]

And know i know the meaning of life

[LFCEOIN]

E4 thanks

[halfNERD17]

OH, ASSBURGERS, NOT THE CORPORATIONS

[LightYagame100000]

THis is such a good and straight to the point speech ! lol

[Trannigan334]

Way to go chuck!

[krazyzyko]

Speech starts @ 1:04

[Missbarbydoll]

rlly wanna hear sum1 quote dis in public.

[h0f0sh0]

Well Im gonna get to fuckin! thanks for the speech.

[sexysilver86]

I stood up and clapped on this speech....this was awesome lol

[tr763]

well done Gary, well done...

[MyNameWasntAvailabl3]

well, if Durka Durka stan really exists I wanna be buried there and have this speech on my funeral, that's for sure! This really changed me..

[unknowndeamon]

I'm learning this speech off by heart.

[deathninjablade]

What Roguefox2006 seems to be forgetting, is that it takes both a dick and a pussy to keep things in check. If dicks have their way for too long without the aid of the pussy, they'll end up irritated and miss trouble caused by the assholes. Even pussies can fuck of assholes given the right position. If the two are giving each other enough stimulation through a period of time, the asshole will be sensitive and unprepared for the fucking they're about to receive from the dick thanks to the pussy.

[McTitties1000]

because pussy is an inch and a half away from the asshole. LOL

[Jadedbythesound]

Epic. Best climax-of-movie speech of all time. Period. Matt, Trey, I love you. In a totally not gay but almost gay way. lol.

[TheJacques93]

that's philosophy for you.

[truboricua]

greatest speech of all time. So tru and hilarious.

[TheMrSEBSTER]

... and balls

[saprina21]

i belive!!!!!!

[Scar311]

1:36 YES GARY! YES!!

[mi2336]

YYYYEEESSSSS!!!!!!

[mjkchou]

well said, well said.

[Roguefox2006]

This is truly the greatest speech ever made, its also 100% accurate, liberals are pussies and conservatives are Dicks, terrorists & criminals are assholes.

More liberal pussies need to hear this speech, cause we are all getting shit on us cause the criminals need to be fucked hard.

[dchris1990]

@Roguefox2006 well I feel Obama listened a bit to this speech: insert Libya's Qaddafi for an asshole

[Hadrwraer]

@Roguefox2006 I think you're one of the guys who fuck around too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate

[leegeorgeson]

@Roguefox2006 Conservatives are also Assholes... 

[nielsdejong]

@leegeorgeson

Actually their dicks. Stupid arrogant selfish dicks. however, they do make sure that the assholes don't shit over everyone including the pussies aka liberals

[leegeorgeson]

@nielsdejong Democrats in ANY other Democracy would be conservatives. Both parties sell weapons to terrorists and then send people off to die fighting these terrorists later. Al Qaeda, the Taliban, Saddam Hussein, Iran-Contra, Karzai, Pakistan's Military government, Egypt's former dictator. ALL of them.

America's government ARE assholes. Not wanting to get your legs blown off for big oil companies does not make you a coward. Give me a REAL cause worth fighting for and I would join...

[nielsdejong]

@leegeorgeson

Look, I now their not angels, and yes they did send them weapons like alquaida when they fought the russians, but I think the "America only fights for oil" thing is far from 100% accurate. Without the US the people of Bosnia would have been slauthered, just to name a few. Oil plays a factor, but that is far from the main reason. I know that as a Canadian your supposed to dislike America, but I don/t think canada is a sweetheart either :)

[leegeorgeson]

@nielsdejong Both our countries were the good guys in World War two. Canada doesn't HATE America, but Americans don't treat us as well as they expect to be treated. But being someone who is obviously against Liberalism I am impressed that you didn't call me a Pinko Faggot, so you have my respect :)

[nielsdejong]

@leegeorgeson

And as someone who is obviously against conservatism, I am a bit dissapointed that you used the "America only cares for oil" argument ^^;

But at least you didn't call me a racist/redneck/ignorant or something like that just because I disagree with your liberal viewpoints, so lets just say that I"m quite impressed by you as well :)

[pcrvg0808]

@Roguefox2006 We all got S.T.D `s , as far as i`m concerned .

[Spektre41]

@Roguefox2006 If dicks like you stopped fucking so much, there would probably be a lot less assholes in the world.

[eKriZZLe]

@Roguefox2006 far more conceivable that criminals and terrorists are pussies, conservatives are the assholes shitting all over America, and Liberals are the dicks trying to fuck everyone, including you, into making the world a better place.

nice try though.

[sosamoreno]

i just got a hard on !! thanks

[Jarr93LR]

18 guys are assholes

[ADAVIDOLOGIST]

whats the song that plays in the background???

[Secretsofsociety]

Gary for president 2012!

[TripSeraphim]

DICK's= Dedicated Infantry Combat Killers. We are and forever shall be Americas DICK. "Infantry- Follow Me"

[krakendude2]

You had me at "Dicks Fuck Assholes".

[TheMoneytdizzle]

This speech is so deep hahaha! It hilarious but at the same time so right about the world. Great comedy at work here.

[TheSeeean]

sometimes pussys get so full of shit they become assholes themselves, modern day genious at work here

[AreYouGayfish]

15 people have their dicks and pussies all covered in shit !

[ilisbaani]

so beautiful..... this made me cry :'(

[Talamare2]

In America!

[metafact]

Happy Independence Day to a great nation of dicks!

[jswi2374]

ain't it the truth.... best speech ever....

[tyeshabx2810]

Team America ! Fuck YEh!

[cyclocius]

It brings a tear to the eye

[ByronBanquo]

Yes Gary.... yessssss...

[Thercvz]

1:14 he's whispering to her "we gotta try something new tonight"

[TheKokema]

there are 15 people all covered in sh#t!

[ICECOLD1972]

Now if we can just get that pussy out of office & put a dick in there, everything will be OK! If that pussy gets 4 more years, we will keep getting shit on by the Assholes of the world.

[godssonisme]

Who's Albert?

[lilballerina]

albert why

[adrenalinekitty]

fucking albert lol

[Felts1211]

"Is A Dick............... With Some Balls

[rodriguez140]

albert are you trying to tell me you wanna fuck me?!;D

[mrspixiedust]

lololol ive seen this movie before xD oh albert..trolling away x]

[Mokeyfrog]

Did Albert send you here

[PowDJoke]

Thank you Albert xD ...

[PuMamIp89]

one word .."ouch!"..

I like this hahahahaha+

Thanks ,Albert !

[Noobssuckass300]

@PuMamIp89 who's albert?

[brainiac101594]

albert... why u send me here?

[PSXGAMER22]

the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick... with some balls

[Stiglitz51]

I could just imagine watching this in the cinema.

[drfaustus1992]

DO SOMETHING AREC BALDWIN

[TheDeathtacle]

'Yes, Gary, yes.'

[FatMarshall]

This is totally going to be in my Graduation speech =D

[FullMetalSatomi]

Winston Churchill got NOTHIN' on this shit.

[zrk9a]

BEST. SPEECH. EVER. seriously.

[shadowface90]

Truly, words cannot express how deep this speech is.

[dropscones]

Bertie ahern at 2:18 . Now there's an asshole that shat on everyone!!!

[OLIVERBOOTH1]

XD

[AgentKickAss3]

it would be more realistic without strings....

[jameshang]

Only if our president Obama made this speech prior to taking out that asshole Bin Laden.

[appraiserjv]

Gary for president 2012. Is Obama a pussy or an asshole, cause he sure aint on team america.

[mvenom101]

This speech is balls deep.

[jumperjacket]

.....Why does that make so much sense?

[wraith1771]

Come on Gary hurry, you've got to act fast.

[colivarez54]

ima dick, ur a pussy ,and the guy who put this vid up is an asshole

[quader915]

I LOVE SOUTH PARK

[degree4man]

If a presidential candidate used this in a debate... he would own

[DrawQuick2014]

I Guess we got to Fuck the Biggest Asshole!

[kevinman222299999222]

@MUNDOM316 shut up about osama

[MUNDOM316]

@kevinman222299999222 what u goin do about it? FUCK OSAMA!

[TheBerniTv]

sooo true...

[Brutaxilos]

yes gary...yes...

[rockandrollgabriel]

15 people are pussies

[MUNDOM316]

yup & we just fucked another asshole burn in hell osama u piece of shit!

[TheBerniTv]

@MUNDOM316 osama may of caused horribles atacks in the us, but you should never be happy about someone's death...

[MUNDOM316]

@TheBerniTv kiss my ass bitch im throwing a party this weekend in celebration of the motha fuckas death

[pritzi101]

@MUNDOM316 I agree, only serve pork and get really drunk. Fuck Bin Laden.

[richiestang78]

@MUNDOM316 Right On, I agree some times when certain people are killed/died its a good thing

[AdverbAdjective]

@TheBerniTv pussy

[Mastersteef123]

It couldn't have put it better

[Teztost3rpwn]

One series of Analogies i will never forget.

[shots2ok]

thank god for that the dicks fucked the asshole Usama Bin Laden...or else he would spray shit all over Europe and America

[KairiNoKoi]

This made me go WTF but it did have serious meaning behind it. Still LOLZ "America! FUCK YEAH!"

[merkfools13]

seriously, this deserves an oscar

[luladavid]

This is unbelievably eloquent. In a sick, disturbed way, but it really is.

[Yoshimitsu74]

I came in her vag while she blew me

[chillhill3]

gives me a big ol' patriotic America-sized boner.

[zergbur]

mission accomplished, lol

[greatwhitness]

Americas dick just fucked osama's asshole. FUCK YEAH!!!!

[greatwhitness]

Americas dick just fucked osama's asshole. FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[MalignantNarcizzizm]

I fucking love it!

[JBloseADTRwin]

this is actually the smartest thing ive ever heard

[ThaBlackSoldier56]

Assholes: Republicans

Pussies: Democrats

Now only if we can find a dick that can fuck both of them!

[lastreador]

@ThaBlackSoldier56 workers unions?

[BevaToothTiger]

@ThaBlackSoldier56 you forgot the tea party

[TheGw09]

best......speech....ever !



[whieox]

i had my dick sucked and my ass fucked by a nice juicy cock

[JayZar12]

If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

[undeadpharoah]

FUCK YEAAAA!

[SunstrikerLoL]

Amazing speech! Only fault is at the end when he says..."If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit"...Simply because the act of fucking that asshole shall ultimately end up covering their dicks in shit anyway...and we all know pussies will just get covered in shit by the next asshole because they're little bitches.

[djphlange]

@SunstrikerLoL true in a way. maybe the dick would fuck the shit out of that asshole, but also if dicks didnt fuck assholes then the assholes would have free range to shit all over dicks and pussies. so we need dicks to fuck the shit out of those assholes chuck

[tallfreak2583]

13 a**holes must have watched this

[ipekatomang]

now now , dicks are also close to assholes. in a way

[gialloLantern1]

@ipekatomang Which is why they need a pussy to show them the error of their ways.

[ChrisAustinTruLlife]

woooow i got a video talkin about shit lol check it out

[TheAniy21]

this is one of the best speeches ever

[billyraycyrus48]

OMG THAT WAS THE BEST SPEECH EVER LMAO LIKE IT SAID

[scottblanks]

Best political speech ever delivered.

[vukovicb]

He forgot to mention that assholes exist because di*s wanted to take their land, oil and other ressourses. This is sneakiest way of american propaganda. NATO countries are the real terrorist.

[GuardianAngel5150]

@vukovicb yeah, but dicks don't shit on that land. Assholes do

[vukovicb]

@GuardianAngel5150 No they don't. And even if they do that's not why "di*s f*ck them". Di*s just want more ressourses and power. I'm from a country which was bombarded and we didn't have assholes. And when Nato won they brought assholes to rule. Understand this - We don't want your way of life, we don't want to get fat eating junk food, we don't want to be stupid because of bad school system, we don't want gay marrieges to be legalised, and we don't want you interfiering in our internal politics

[nonicknamekid2010]

@vukovicb And what completely innocent country is this that your from?

[vukovicb]

I'm from Serbia and I'm sad for you. Because you can conquer whole and you can take all the resourses but your stupid, obese, spoiled and shallow children will destroy you from within.

[GarrettAndersonTV]

@vukovicb Hi... just listening in on your conversation but please don't stereotype Americans... because i'm smart, average weight, and a considerate person... but i must agree that there are people like that... by the way we can't conquer all nor take any resource... gas prices are through the roof!!! we are running out of resource (that's why we are at war)...

[vukovicb]

@GarrettAndersonTV I agree with you. I know there are normal and good americans, but in several decades it will be much worse. Not only in USA but also in all countries with forced democracy. It's not you that are bad it's your government. They are exploiting you (especialy lower and middle class) like they exploit my people. I can only say God help us all!

[GarrettAndersonTV]

@vukovicb That is a lot more understandable... but i do not have any control over what my government does...

[vukovicb]

@GarrettAndersonTV ...and that's why I when I was mentioning USA or any other country I was talking about USA administration. :-)