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  • Do they toss your salad or you?

  • lol incest salad wtf xD

  • Incest Salad? WTF?

  • I wonder if the kid's meal comes with a free file...

  • I would love to work there. Kekekeke. >:D

  • Well that'll get rid of that "dine and dash" problem XD

  • @118horseheroes I was just about to say that... bastard...

  • @oonanqtyujaoo Woah dude, keep the claws in... RAWR

  • ._. *sigh*

  • Is rape the desert? >.<

  • I'm amazed that they still have the appetite to eat.

  • I'm amaze that they still have the appetite to eat.

  • Hot waitresses, whats not to like?

  • thumbs up if you've eaten here before!

  • ITS ALWAYS ASIANS THAT THINK THIS WEIRD SHIT UP!!! ITS AWESOME BUT RETARDED

  • the day the japanes will stop being crazy, it will be the end of the fucking world!

  • what happens if they lose the keys... 

  • I bet theres a secret room in the back were ppl have rough bondage sex.

  • What is the world coming too?

  • I saw there is a restaurant in Taiwan where you can have sex with the animal you are going to eat later for dinner. No shit.

  • This is just pure waste of money and ridiculouse.

  • WTF IS THAT SLAYERS_BOXER AT 1:18 (guy that escaped) xDDD

  • I want me some incest salad.

  • If this was a real prison the women would be getting plugged daily.

  • This is why I love DiagonalUK. Prison restaurant looks fun as fuck, it's like what happens if London Dungeons was a restaurant. :D

  • TOT

  • Meanwhile in Japan...

  • wow

  • i want to go to that jail

  • oooh kinky lil orgy.

  • made in china

  • wow...that looks really interesting...if they had that in cali...i'll be all for it..as an experience

  • da fuck Japan??!!

  • hahaha those kooky asians... gotta love 'em

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  • only in japan..

  • only in Japan

  • I wonder whats on the kid's menu: Finger Foods:

    Man-size Weenies with a side of Tossed Salad and ur choice of Premature or Clergyman semen dressing.

  • @4IcyHot Ur such a fail :(

  • incest salad and adultery dish all sound so good, now they just need rape dessert dish and they got it all

  • Alcatraz? Have you ever SEEN alcatraz? It's gorgeous there. Seriously. It has rare flowers, a massive agave farm, hundreds of seagull and exotic bird nests, and is a national landmark. This... this looks like a rape dungeon. And wtf, insest salad!?

  • JAPS

  • stupid japenies

  • It can't be worst than going to McDonald's

  • Epicc!

  • Love how thats NOTHING like alcatraz

  • Bunch of escaped convicts are hungry...

    LETS EAT SOME SHIT AT THIS RESTAURANTS BRAHS!

    But won't they notice our prison uniforms?

    NO WORRIES BRO! THIS IS A PRISON THEMED RESTAURANT!

    AH-HAH

  • sure hope you don't have to pay to eat there XD

  • if u use the bathroom make sure not to drop the soap

  • =O

  • Asians do the weirdest things!

  • bondage taken to the next level

  • I DONT REMEMBER EATING LIKE THIS IN JAIL???? WTF

  • handcuffs??? KINKY O.o

  • wtf

  • @wilfulcrow i caught the hibi jibis once, just go to the doctor and get a penicillin shot itll be gone in a week

  • who ordered the steamed dog

  • they need this in america

  • fucking legit.

  • there are few other prison themed restaurants, as well as restaurants located in actual prisons, and staffed by inmates:

    unusual-restaurants.

    com

  • Cool concept!

  • What's next? A dildo themed restraunt?

  • hahaha Japan is awesome! They make everything funny, even a not-so-funny thing like prisons.

  • I ate her once, their fried chicken comes in a cage and it's called something like electric chair chicken. If it's your birthday you get pulled out of your cell and fake prison raped by the guard-nurses with a giant dildo syringe. Amazingly funny.

  • I don't want to bored smart ass here but what about safety. The place looks so small and without emergency exits

  • jail sushi

  • condemned crabcakes

  • sodomy sushi

  • "incest salad" - WTF?

  • @steve0steel I think only you and me noticed that..."incest Salad"

  • @MrMistery101  me too

  • omg I so wann visit this restaruant

  • "DONKEY PUNCH!!!!"

  • wonder if they have a "cock meat sandwich"

    mm... maybe they dont watch harold and kumar in japan

  • Yeah, can I get an incest salad with a side of motherly love?

  • 'HERE'S YOUR FOOD, FUCKERS!'

  • Mmm, Incest salad just sounds DELICIOUS.

  • There is something like that here in America. I think its in Kentucky.

  • @celescole138 I heard about it, they sell Mexican food though.

  • @celescole138 Are you talking about prison themed restaurants or incest salads?

  • I wish Britain had something like this where you went to a 5 star prison...o wait we've got loads of them and they're all called "HM prison service"

    better yet you get a tv, ps3 and watnot and its all for free!!!

  • For the entertainment, sending the monkey out of its cage.

  • He dropped the soup...

  • i wish america had one of those

  • Whoa! Toilet eating, prison break? Whats next?!?! These Japaneses are pretty weird and creative at the same time! = O

  • haha... people in prison right now cant believe that people would pay to eat inside one...

  • dont drop the cracker.

  • The Japanese are so bored lmfao

  • creative.... cool!!

  • Japan is full of hypocrisy.I lived there for 2 years. Once you get past the tourist experience, you realize they are full of crap.

  • What if... You walk in and looked into one of those people's cage and Grin while doing the Pelvic Thrust lol

  • Hahahaha, I love it.

  • idiots

    

  • ROFL looks fun xD

  • Take your shoes off to enter the jail?? Then you're served drinks?? Like a LETHAL INJECTION??? Still must be funny in countries that don't have capital punishment...like here in the United States. No adultery dish. Just a three drug cocktail that snuffs out life-but don't fret about ordering; it isn't cruel or unusual. It's painless. Really. Go ahead and try it. Its existence on the menu is supposed to deter you from eating anything from the restaurant. Either that, or punish you for going...

  • I heard the "tossed salad" is the specialty...

  • I wish I live there. The Japanese look like they have so much fun because there's no limit to their imagination. In America, they freak out if u eat scrambled eggs for lunch.

  • japs have fucking weird fetishes. =/

  • that chick could cuff me up anytime rawr!

  • i wonder what dressing is on the incest salad

    lol

    fking silly japs

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  • incest salad?!

  • The girl in the red is fucking hot at the begining

  • xD the costumer gotta be loving some kind of fetish to go there xD lol

  • how pathetic is that? o_O

  • cool

  • wtf thats all i have to say lol

  • you're sure that's not in north korea?

  • haha wtf ???

  • I want to go to prison now...

  • i totally wanna go to the ninja one

  • @imseaton

    is there a ninja Restaurant??

  • @diamonddonut yea man totally search that shit up

    its called NINJA

  • stay away from the sausage or other suggestive meals xp

  • why pay 10 dollars or more at this restaurant when you can get the meal for free at the real thing?

  • what about the occasional prison rape? scraping toothbrush?

  • It a good idea to save energy thumb up if u agree

  • jaja, I fucking love Japan!!

    If it wasn't so expensive to go :(

  • I would of shanked that chunky bitch if she tried to steal my egg roll !!!

  • My fucking god if there was a fucking blackout and i heard about dozen of screaming i would be freaking out XD

  • I wonder if you can eat taco bell in that prison

  • I like new experiences, but this one just looks boring and corny. =(

  • Looks like fun

  • haha, that looks like mad fun! I'd go there. =]

  • Then there was a fire.....

  • @supatoker420 I seriously doubt the doors are locked.

  • @lewiszim even if it wasn't its so hazardous haha, its small, packed, dark...its nice, but once something happens...it will happen haha

  • LOCKUPPP!! the name of the place! i went there was fun, had a great time.

  • wow!! i really wanna experience this!!

  • Only in Japan. I thought that my high school served food like prisons.

  • incest salat :D

  • dat was so cool :D

  • This is some kinky shit.......

  • @First2Ki11

    Everything seems to have erotic undertoned in modern Japanese culture.

  • They probaby have roaches.

  • this was featured on Thirsty Traveler On Travel Channel

  • Bwhahahahaahaha WTF!!?

  • looks like a lot of fun XD

  • fag

  • Japan is fucking crazy. I love it.

  • @theonlyonebuttwo yeah but then japan had an earthquake...SAD! I WANTED TO GO THERE

  • @TheRedHoodgirl ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WOW!

  • awsome! i'd love to visit there! :D

  • I have to spend my vacation in japan. There are so many crazy things to explore there.

  • Can I go with you in your suitcase? I really need to visit Japan once too XD

  • lol incest saled and adultry dish rofl

    how do they come up with stuff like this id fucking love to go to japan

  • lol "adultery dish" hahahaha what do they rape you before serving it? xD

  • only the fucking Japanese would do some shit like that. Our county prisoners do have to wear black and whites like that.

  • You have the right to remain eating...While your at it, grab some donuts

  • thats pretty cool.

  • Its just disgusting and totally inhuman .. common? ..

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  • I got an idea to dine in for free !

    Simply rob a bank and ppl will escort u to ur new home with free lunching in a cell which is like this !

  • betcha the food sucks

  • i think the japanese people have to fuck much more time...

  • i love asia

  • I wonder if you can get the "Dropping the soap" experience when going to the toilet.

  • @zabaoth LOL

  • @zabaoth Lmao

  • @zabaoth YES >:) I LIKE

  • Lol... Japanese always thinks of something unique and really does it. Love the restraunt!

  • they love copying too.

  • wooow !

  • oh well u have to think peculiar so ur restaurant will be full

  • THAT'S FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!

  • WOW they rly ran out of idea...

  • I wish i was there looks Fun!!!

  • thats weird

  • japanese people are so appreciative

  • Themed restaurants make it unpredictably fun....

  • not that wierd in canada theres a restaurant calld manger o noir its like if u are blind

  • in canada..........

  • niiiceee

  • yea that food closely resembels jail food but you certainly ont get served like that.

  • mmm i liek mcdonalds and burger king way better XD