Alcatraz? Have you ever SEEN alcatraz? It's gorgeous there. Seriously. It has rare flowers, a massive agave farm, hundreds of seagull and exotic bird nests, and is a national landmark. This... this looks like a rape dungeon. And wtf, insest salad!?
I ate her once, their fried chicken comes in a cage and it's called something like electric chair chicken. If it's your birthday you get pulled out of your cell and fake prison raped by the guard-nurses with a giant dildo syringe. Amazingly funny.
Take your shoes off to enter the jail?? Then you're served drinks?? Like a LETHAL INJECTION??? Still must be funny in countries that don't have capital punishment...like here in the United States. No adultery dish. Just a three drug cocktail that snuffs out life-but don't fret about ordering; it isn't cruel or unusual. It's painless. Really. Go ahead and try it. Its existence on the menu is supposed to deter you from eating anything from the restaurant. Either that, or punish you for going...
I wish I live there. The Japanese look like they have so much fun because there's no limit to their imagination. In America, they freak out if u eat scrambled eggs for lunch.
Do they toss your salad or you?
tatorsal 2 days ago
lol incest salad wtf xD
TheIncia 2 weeks ago
Incest Salad? WTF?
lordgman1 1 month ago
I wonder if the kid's meal comes with a free file...
S0Square 1 month ago 2
I would love to work there. Kekekeke. >:D
NaruraHatake 1 month ago
Well that'll get rid of that "dine and dash" problem XD
118horseheroes 1 month ago
@118horseheroes I was just about to say that... bastard...
oonanqtyujaoo 1 month ago
@oonanqtyujaoo Woah dude, keep the claws in... RAWR
118horseheroes 1 month ago
._. *sigh*
Bearcalledred 1 month ago
Is rape the desert? >.<
Transporterzak 1 month ago
I'm amazed that they still have the appetite to eat.
Doctoress23 1 month ago
I'm amaze that they still have the appetite to eat.
Doctoress23 1 month ago
Hot waitresses, whats not to like?
j2avV 2 months ago
thumbs up if you've eaten here before!
okizarisu 2 months ago
ITS ALWAYS ASIANS THAT THINK THIS WEIRD SHIT UP!!! ITS AWESOME BUT RETARDED
HelterSkelterSOR 3 months ago
the day the japanes will stop being crazy, it will be the end of the fucking world!
smukase 3 months ago
what happens if they lose the keys...
winster626 4 months ago
I bet theres a secret room in the back were ppl have rough bondage sex.
MasterofrandomAlex 4 months ago 5
What is the world coming too?
PornStarF3ver 4 months ago
I saw there is a restaurant in Taiwan where you can have sex with the animal you are going to eat later for dinner. No shit.
MrMonsterstiffy 4 months ago
This is just pure waste of money and ridiculouse.
XxSiosisxX 4 months ago
WTF IS THAT SLAYERS_BOXER AT 1:18 (guy that escaped) xDDD
zienieQ 4 months ago
I want me some incest salad.
xDrickk 5 months ago
If this was a real prison the women would be getting plugged daily.
Useyno 5 months ago
This is why I love DiagonalUK. Prison restaurant looks fun as fuck, it's like what happens if London Dungeons was a restaurant. :D
TheLogicalBeast 5 months ago
TOT
wonderfusummer 5 months ago
Meanwhile in Japan...
emann43 5 months ago
wow
princessjupita 5 months ago
i want to go to that jail
StingRay2433 5 months ago
oooh kinky lil orgy.
OneWhyteGuy 5 months ago
made in china
pizza5647 5 months ago
wow...that looks really interesting...if they had that in cali...i'll be all for it..as an experience
aznchick524 6 months ago
da fuck Japan??!!
SparksYukiSparks 6 months ago
hahaha those kooky asians... gotta love 'em
SAOTUBE 6 months ago
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SAOTUBE 6 months ago
only in japan..
Roffe192 6 months ago
only in Japan
tengu695 6 months ago
I wonder whats on the kid's menu: Finger Foods:
Man-size Weenies with a side of Tossed Salad and ur choice of Premature or Clergyman semen dressing.
4IcyHot 6 months ago
@4IcyHot Ur such a fail :(
RaihannTV 6 months ago
incest salad and adultery dish all sound so good, now they just need rape dessert dish and they got it all
nicholastang1100 6 months ago
Alcatraz? Have you ever SEEN alcatraz? It's gorgeous there. Seriously. It has rare flowers, a massive agave farm, hundreds of seagull and exotic bird nests, and is a national landmark. This... this looks like a rape dungeon. And wtf, insest salad!?
rorshachfan 6 months ago 4
JAPS
crispyballz 7 months ago
stupid japenies
didipartush 7 months ago
It can't be worst than going to McDonald's
Hiddenned 7 months ago 16
Epicc!
AngelOfWise 7 months ago
Love how thats NOTHING like alcatraz
DJSolidify 7 months ago
Bunch of escaped convicts are hungry...
LETS EAT SOME SHIT AT THIS RESTAURANTS BRAHS!
But won't they notice our prison uniforms?
NO WORRIES BRO! THIS IS A PRISON THEMED RESTAURANT!
AH-HAH
gbatemper123 7 months ago
sure hope you don't have to pay to eat there XD
JoshTehVideoMaker 8 months ago
if u use the bathroom make sure not to drop the soap
mrliampep5i 8 months ago
=O
newuncertainty 8 months ago
Asians do the weirdest things!
slipknot1915 8 months ago
bondage taken to the next level
BluflameX2 8 months ago
I DONT REMEMBER EATING LIKE THIS IN JAIL???? WTF
TheMillenniumactress 8 months ago
handcuffs??? KINKY O.o
julah11 8 months ago
wtf
coolguyabc21 8 months ago
@wilfulcrow i caught the hibi jibis once, just go to the doctor and get a penicillin shot itll be gone in a week
IFknHateUTube 9 months ago
who ordered the steamed dog
troy861 9 months ago
they need this in america
charlz41195 10 months ago
fucking legit.
CrazyCarols 10 months ago
there are few other prison themed restaurants, as well as restaurants located in actual prisons, and staffed by inmates:
unusual-restaurants.
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bart1u 10 months ago
Cool concept!
fullyAsianeric 10 months ago
What's next? A dildo themed restraunt?
SpicyLiquidCornSyrup 10 months ago
@SpicyLiquidCornSyrup wtf
fullyAsianeric 10 months ago
hahaha Japan is awesome! They make everything funny, even a not-so-funny thing like prisons.
mruppel2 11 months ago
I ate her once, their fried chicken comes in a cage and it's called something like electric chair chicken. If it's your birthday you get pulled out of your cell and fake prison raped by the guard-nurses with a giant dildo syringe. Amazingly funny.
ThwartedVillainy 11 months ago
@ThwartedVillainy WTF?
mruppel2 11 months ago
I don't want to bored smart ass here but what about safety. The place looks so small and without emergency exits
vmguadarrama 11 months ago
jail sushi
Emoangel216 1 year ago
condemned crabcakes
diagonaluk 1 year ago 46
sodomy sushi
wakamachulet 1 year ago
"incest salad" - WTF?
steve0steel 1 year ago
@steve0steel I think only you and me noticed that..."incest Salad"
MrMistery101 1 year ago
@MrMistery101 me too
MrLevon2001 1 year ago
omg I so wann visit this restaruant
Happy5479 1 year ago
"DONKEY PUNCH!!!!"
RawrIchiban 1 year ago
wonder if they have a "cock meat sandwich"
mm... maybe they dont watch harold and kumar in japan
fo13ulous 1 year ago 71
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@fo13ulous It's Japan; out of any other country, they would.
MrPurpleeater 8 months ago
Yeah, can I get an incest salad with a side of motherly love?
zezimaowner123 1 year ago
'HERE'S YOUR FOOD, FUCKERS!'
nisbahmumtaz909 1 year ago
Mmm, Incest salad just sounds DELICIOUS.
ccraig1995 1 year ago
There is something like that here in America. I think its in Kentucky.
celescole138 1 year ago
@celescole138 I heard about it, they sell Mexican food though.
GunsOfThePhoenix 1 year ago
@celescole138 Are you talking about prison themed restaurants or incest salads?
MrMistery101 1 year ago
I wish Britain had something like this where you went to a 5 star prison...o wait we've got loads of them and they're all called "HM prison service"
better yet you get a tv, ps3 and watnot and its all for free!!!
uberfool 1 year ago
For the entertainment, sending the monkey out of its cage.
MeSezSo 1 year ago
He dropped the soup...
Pedruh47 1 year ago 2
i wish america had one of those
SickSocks6 1 year ago
Whoa! Toilet eating, prison break? Whats next?!?! These Japaneses are pretty weird and creative at the same time! = O
TazJumperHardjump 1 year ago
haha... people in prison right now cant believe that people would pay to eat inside one...
justjkjuice 1 year ago
dont drop the cracker.
blckjade05 1 year ago
The Japanese are so bored lmfao
junglemage666 1 year ago
creative.... cool!!
thisisnotyours1 1 year ago
Japan is full of hypocrisy.I lived there for 2 years. Once you get past the tourist experience, you realize they are full of crap.
navyk77 1 year ago 2
What if... You walk in and looked into one of those people's cage and Grin while doing the Pelvic Thrust lol
AznBoi0wnz 1 year ago
Hahahaha, I love it.
filipecastano 1 year ago
idiots
tanusangelo 1 year ago
ROFL looks fun xD
al3zmi 1 year ago
Take your shoes off to enter the jail?? Then you're served drinks?? Like a LETHAL INJECTION??? Still must be funny in countries that don't have capital punishment...like here in the United States. No adultery dish. Just a three drug cocktail that snuffs out life-but don't fret about ordering; it isn't cruel or unusual. It's painless. Really. Go ahead and try it. Its existence on the menu is supposed to deter you from eating anything from the restaurant. Either that, or punish you for going...
shootbinary 1 year ago
I heard the "tossed salad" is the specialty...
loggeronline 1 year ago
I wish I live there. The Japanese look like they have so much fun because there's no limit to their imagination. In America, they freak out if u eat scrambled eggs for lunch.
jdoramaking 1 year ago
japs have fucking weird fetishes. =/
DriftKing1813 1 year ago
that chick could cuff me up anytime rawr!
Niixor 1 year ago
i wonder what dressing is on the incest salad
lol
fking silly japs
nephildevil 1 year ago
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gamertech360 1 year ago
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@nephildevil it's "special sauce" duh!
gamertech360 1 year ago
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@nephildevil it's "special sauce" duh!
gamertech360 1 year ago
incest salad?!
iMakeMeMusic 1 year ago
The girl in the red is fucking hot at the begining
fordtruckrule 1 year ago
xD the costumer gotta be loving some kind of fetish to go there xD lol
mic7reaper 1 year ago
how pathetic is that? o_O
HailEnki91 1 year ago
cool
RememberTheDismember 1 year ago
wtf thats all i have to say lol
guillermina760 1 year ago
you're sure that's not in north korea?
boulein 1 year ago
haha wtf ???
sdmexican261304 1 year ago
I want to go to prison now...
ThisIsAtomic 1 year ago
i totally wanna go to the ninja one
imseaton 1 year ago
@imseaton
is there a ninja Restaurant??
diamonddonut 1 year ago
@diamonddonut yea man totally search that shit up
its called NINJA
imseaton 1 year ago
stay away from the sausage or other suggestive meals xp
poptart8264 1 year ago
why pay 10 dollars or more at this restaurant when you can get the meal for free at the real thing?
whit3c00ki3 1 year ago
what about the occasional prison rape? scraping toothbrush?
ak0087 1 year ago
It a good idea to save energy thumb up if u agree
daoquynh29 1 year ago
jaja, I fucking love Japan!!
If it wasn't so expensive to go :(
Huneiyue 1 year ago
I would of shanked that chunky bitch if she tried to steal my egg roll !!!
drawbutt 1 year ago
My fucking god if there was a fucking blackout and i heard about dozen of screaming i would be freaking out XD
AbyssZX 1 year ago
I wonder if you can eat taco bell in that prison
RAYZE1ER 1 year ago
I like new experiences, but this one just looks boring and corny. =(
hunterr83 1 year ago 3
Looks like fun
lewiszim 1 year ago
haha, that looks like mad fun! I'd go there. =]
TwilightMoon777 1 year ago
Then there was a fire.....
supatoker420 1 year ago
@supatoker420 I seriously doubt the doors are locked.
lewiszim 1 year ago
@lewiszim even if it wasn't its so hazardous haha, its small, packed, dark...its nice, but once something happens...it will happen haha
supatoker420 1 year ago
LOCKUPPP!! the name of the place! i went there was fun, had a great time.
brendanamo 1 year ago
wow!! i really wanna experience this!!
whirlworld 1 year ago
Only in Japan. I thought that my high school served food like prisons.
adconnesseur 1 year ago
incest salat :D
xyzDracheCanohuo 1 year ago
dat was so cool :D
sakuramankai94 1 year ago
This is some kinky shit.......
First2Ki11 1 year ago
@First2Ki11
Everything seems to have erotic undertoned in modern Japanese culture.
lesterclaypool1 1 year ago
They probaby have roaches.
MsLongNails 1 year ago
this was featured on Thirsty Traveler On Travel Channel
SerhanU20 1 year ago
Bwhahahahaahaha WTF!!?
hyphy23martinez 2 years ago
looks like a lot of fun XD
kangol99 2 years ago
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go suck a fuck
nutzw1 2 years ago
fag
1pt5generation 1 year ago
Japan is fucking crazy. I love it.
theonlyonebuttwo 2 years ago 148
@theonlyonebuttwo yeah but then japan had an earthquake...SAD! I WANTED TO GO THERE
TheRedHoodgirl 10 months ago
@TheRedHoodgirl ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MegaGamerD 10 months ago
WOW!
samsaras 2 years ago
awsome! i'd love to visit there! :D
ikhinglolz 2 years ago 4
I have to spend my vacation in japan. There are so many crazy things to explore there.
Thorralf83 2 years ago 5
Can I go with you in your suitcase? I really need to visit Japan once too XD
GoatBlaat 1 year ago
lol incest saled and adultry dish rofl
how do they come up with stuff like this id fucking love to go to japan
hellohal3 2 years ago 15
lol "adultery dish" hahahaha what do they rape you before serving it? xD
1catpoop1 2 years ago
only the fucking Japanese would do some shit like that. Our county prisoners do have to wear black and whites like that.
Nicholad99 2 years ago
You have the right to remain eating...While your at it, grab some donuts
burnmehdown214 2 years ago
thats pretty cool.
ulises630 2 years ago 2
Its just disgusting and totally inhuman .. common? ..
rrreeettt 2 years ago
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nicosboss007 2 years ago
I got an idea to dine in for free !
Simply rob a bank and ppl will escort u to ur new home with free lunching in a cell which is like this !
bestwishesmaple 2 years ago 3
betcha the food sucks
jmisiur 2 years ago
i think the japanese people have to fuck much more time...
darkside1it 2 years ago
i love asia
JonnyWedel 2 years ago 5
I wonder if you can get the "Dropping the soap" experience when going to the toilet.
zabaoth 2 years ago 102
@zabaoth LOL
hoetan 1 year ago
@zabaoth Lmao
Bikerxgames540 1 year ago
@zabaoth YES >:) I LIKE
Hermoor 1 year ago
Lol... Japanese always thinks of something unique and really does it. Love the restraunt!
crimzonesuicide 2 years ago 7
they love copying too.
Mondafied 2 years ago
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lame
igonnagetfsx 2 years ago
wooow !
Amalsaad93 2 years ago 3
oh well u have to think peculiar so ur restaurant will be full
muggysynergisticb 2 years ago 2
THAT'S FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!
michellemc02 2 years ago 5
WOW they rly ran out of idea...
greatjoe22 2 years ago 3
I wish i was there looks Fun!!!
ninjagirlorboy 2 years ago 3
thats weird
thehughvincent 2 years ago 2
japanese people are so appreciative
binot 2 years ago 5
Themed restaurants make it unpredictably fun....
miriareu 2 years ago 6
not that wierd in canada theres a restaurant calld manger o noir its like if u are blind
luckyboy146 2 years ago
in canada..........
genmonty 2 years ago
niiiceee
greuisagasestiunnume 2 years ago
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sorry but this just makes no sense... themed restaurants can be incredibly shit or really fun. but this just doesnt make sense.
Perrykillsfrogs 2 years ago
yea that food closely resembels jail food but you certainly ont get served like that.
LIBERATOR5OO 2 years ago
mmm i liek mcdonalds and burger king way better XD
Ctasker5 2 years ago